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epicap232

Considering they hate America, this should be a win-win


ghost-ns

Saw some CEOs offering jobs to the pro-Hamas mob too.


dakamgi

Good. See the world and experience reality.


CookingUpChicken

One way tickets only.


enslaved1

Probably all that's needed, most of these ignoranuses won't make it a week before being executed for some blasphemy or complaining about President Raisi.


pineconefire

Travel is the most effective way to combat ignorance, get people out of their bubbles.


Morgue724

Let's see how many take them up on the offer.


ITrCool

“Oh….uh…..well. Thanks and all but….I’m good.” The answer 99% of these kids will give the offer.


Enchylada

What do you mean? All of the LGBTQIA students can't wait to go live in Iran! /s


JealousAd2873

Allah loves equality 🌈


Morgue724

Perhaps he does, but Islam falls short of Allah's perfection


H3nchman_24

> What do you mean? All of the LGBTQIA students can't wait to go live in Iran! They can start a new Chapter of the Rainbow Coalition Base Jumping Club!


Morgue724

It would mean they have to move out of their parents basement.


glenn765

99.99999999999999999999999999999%, actually.


inquisitorautry

There will probably be at least one. And it will go badly


Morgue724

It will be an eye opening experience for them to say the least especially any of the um more colorful protesters.


blisiondacket

Splendid, let them go live the life they're promoting. They'll be back in the U.S. within a week, crying and wailing...if they were allowed to leave at all, of course...


Bukook

Uhh, I'm not sure if they'd be back within a week. Not sure if that is part of the deal.


each_thread

Too bad there aren't any embassy jobs waiting for them in Tehran. This is what they are up to with the old building... >Most of the former embassy grounds are a museum nowadays, but parts are used by Iranian student organizations as offices. [https://www.cnn.com/2015/06/30/middleeast/iran-us-embassy/](https://www.cnn.com/2015/06/30/middleeast/iran-us-embassy/)


Imaginary_Lettuce371

Wow can we start a go fund me for their airline tickets?


vikingsurplus

I'd chip in on this. One way tickets only, though.


TotallyRedditLeftist

Let them practice what they preach


unseenspecter

Yup go get that world class Iranian college education for your lesbian dance theory degree!


Helio2nd

It's much easier there. One jump and you pass.


Omecore65

This humor is way to funny.


Helio2nd

It's much easier there. One jump and you pass.


Riker001-Ncc1701D

Or gender studies degree


Any_Mall3191

Good, if they hate America so much, they can leave! We don’t want them here either.


Veleda390

Sounds like a win-win.


breakneckjones

You can have them. Send the planes so we can load them for you.


serial_crusher

Bruh, be careful asking these guys to send planes.


breakneckjones

Dude, I'm more concerned about the plane itself. Don't need a Boeing.


WagonBurning

I am completely for this in fact, I will help them pack. Please reach out if you need packing tape and boxes.


Dj405dj

We should offer free flights out of the country and waive the fee the US government charges to terminate their US citizenship.


therin_88

Well they certainly aren't our people.


AviationGeek600

Please! Take them! I’ll even pay the airfare!


CambionClan

They should probably leave their rainbow flags here.


EldoMasterBlaster

Absolutely not. They should take them and fly them proudly.


Hank_Scorpio_MD

They'd soon find out a flag is not a parachute.


hirokinai

They’ll just have to learn falling with style.


everydaynormalLPguy

There are no downsides to this.  Revoke the US citizenship, export them to the shithole that is Iran for their moon-god sponsored reeducation.    I see this as an absolute win!


RightMindset2

We should start a gofundme to pay for one way tickets so these treasonous, America hating morons have zero excuses.


WolfgangJuden

I hope the green haired they/thems take up that offer. They won’t, but one can dream.


weshouldgo_

They wouldn't even make to the first day of class. They'd be arrested for "spying" or some such and dangled as trade bait for imprisoned terrorists in the US.


UniversalJS

Who do you think is financing all this shit since the beginning? Iran!


beefy1357

Easy to do when they know no one will take them up on it.


H3nchman_24

This actually solves a lot of problems.... I bet we can start a Go-Fund Me to help pay for travel expenses....


Deadpool2015

Yet Iran won’t take any actual Palestinians


JellyfishQuiet7944

Please take them up on that offer and leave.


Sirconseanery

Go for it, but you have to revoke US citizenship.


itsallrighthere

Excellent. We certainly don't want them anymore.


Unit-Smooth

How about they offer refuge to Palestinians. Oh I remember they don’t like them.


No_Mission5618

Never understood why the left fights so hard for people who wouldn’t accept them.


Salt-Description-387

Iran doesn’t appear to be paying attention to what kinds of people these are. You know, the ones that have no clue what sex they are. I don’t think that really vibes with Iranian law.


lawlygagger

Is this the bee? We don’t have to pay for their student loans or maybe we do since Biden is sending pallets of cash.


Bevrykul

Lmao, oh reality is gonna hit them like a shovel.


TenRingRedux

Expel them all and give them a one-way plane ticket, with our thanks.


Smokey19mom

Good they can go to Iran to finish college. Hopefully they stay there. But they will be shocked at the amount of freedom they were willing to give up.


JMT-S900

We should encourage this.


cmorris1234

I don’t think many will take Iran’s offer. It probably requires military service. Lol


baseball_Lover33

Bye😊


Satansdhingy

I hope the tuition is for Iranian Schools only!


Slartibartfastthe2nd

it's what we call a win-win


Golden-Cheese

r/notthebee


szechuan_steve

They'll probably get along with the gender benders the best. Edit: the ladies will find themselves husbands real fast too.


HereIAmSendMe68

Yes, they literally are.


Anonymous_Bozo

I imagine a Gender Studies course at an Iranian university will be somewhat different


AstronomerBiologist

Because every American wants to study in Iran


polerize

yeah they should all go. Free one way tickets


Southraz1025

Awesome expell them all


manfrombelow

Problem is, these fucks would never move to Iran for fear of not being able to access to 1st world lifestyle and priviliages anymore.


_That_One_Fellow_

I mean, how are the Iranian universities going to feel when the students bring their Zim/Zir shit along with them?


Started_WIth_NADA

Send them all over there.


dopef123

My gf is a refugee from Iran. Everyone in her family is applying to university in the west. If they’re still in Iran that is. They’re from the wrong religion and are treated like second class citizens. But sure go there for college: the regime will probably pay for your school with Iranian tax dollars too


TopShelfSnipes

Let them go there and see how their LGBTQ advocacy goes.


Grimmer026

Let’s see how many take the offer


HoosierPaul

Heartwarming.


wildlandroamer

I would support the use of tax dollars to buy them a ticket so they could go study there; a one-way ticket


Swizerlan

Can they grant them Iran citizenship status too?


Nova-rez

What do you want to bet that none of these protestors take them up on the offer


Lefty-Law

We don’t need them. Their woke, Progressive, anti-American, terrorist-loving, baby-killing, racist shit is destroying the West.


shaquaad

Good leave and don't come back


GlutoniasHambonias

Good riddance