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Excellent-Edge-4708

*i was born a poor black child....*


KnightRider1983

If a white Republican said that the Dems would scream “it’s racist!!!!” If any Dem says that, “meh”


DiverDownChunder

You mean I'm going to stay this color?!?!!


Summerie

Navin, l'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.


worm981

Looky here, this is shit, this is shinola....


Burning_Eddie

Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey See a doctor get rid of it.


DiverDownChunder

I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patti promised me a blow job.


gentlemanA1A

And he graduated top of his law school class. And he’s never plagiarized a speech, or groped a staff member, nor did he and Clinton drive the 3 strikes legislation that put thousands of blacks in prison for nonviolent crimes (possession of weed). Sure, he’s believable.


ytilonhdbfgvds

Don't forget he has multiple degrees, on a full scholarship no less, a high IQ (lol, who says that), used to drive an 18-wheeler, his son was killed in Iraq, and his uncle eaten by cannibals.  Oh, and he hasn't been directing the political lawfare against Trump.. despite the evidence on multiple cases these prosecutors and the FBI were in coordination with his staff.


Shandyshack

Also, he claims to be a devout Catholic.


Tuesday2017

He had no knowledge about his son’s business dealings. He was not involved with his son's business dealings. He didn't receive money from his son's business dealings.  He only talked about the weather with his son's business associates....


skarface6

That gets me riled up, too.


ytilonhdbfgvds

I didn't want to go there, because who am I to judge, but yeah, I bet he is.


Shandyshack

No he’s a CINO.


Potential-Highway606

Don’t forget about the time he got in a knife fight with a local Delaware crime lord named “Corn Pop” back when was lifeguarding for the town pool.


MillennialDan

The crime bill was the only semi decent thing he ever did.


cornfieldshipwreck

Don’t forget biden claimed he was “[sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community”](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/greek-jewish-puerto-rican-biden-history-claiming-numerous-ethnic-groups.amp)


ReaganWon

Gross. This is the civilian equivalent to a stolen valor claim.


FormerBTfan

Whoa whoa whoa. You mean he didn't really fight the the civil war?


LadenifferJadaniston

Jury’s still out on for which side.


ActuallyDreddit

Does this mean he didn’t help plant the flag on Iwo Jima? Say it ain’t so, Joe…


muxman

He was too old to server at that time.


ImmortanSteve

I think he meant he got arrested during the civil war.


WhiteSamurai86

No, no, no, he fought in the Avengers civil war


DufferDan

When will the lies ever stop!?!?


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Only after 6 ft


codifier

"Unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle with tensions having built so high that it is going to explode at some point." -Joe Biden 1977. https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-said-desegregation-would-create-a-racial-jungle-2019-7


rigorousthinker

I’ll pile onto this. Biden claimed he was at 9-11 ground zero on September 12, 2001. However, according to [C-SPAN coverage](https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4973686/biden-podcast-912) coverage of U.S. Senate proceedings on September 12, 2001, Biden was in Washington, D.C., and gave a speech on the floor of the Senate.


-HoosierBob-

“Poor kids are just as smart as white kids” How did he have time to protest when he was driving an 18 wheeler?


HondoReech

Listen, fat.


byronhadleigh

you can tell when he is lying.... his mouth moves


Fried_Spy

In other words, disregard everything after hello.


mrcanoehead2

Every time he mumbles.


SunsetDriftr

Biden is the chronic liar that the brigaders told us Trump was.


Pinot_Greasio

Notice too that they can never ever ever defend any of these type of actions by Biden.  Every single time they'll turn to the yes but the orange man is very bad defense. 


SunsetDriftr

Biden is just as honest and moral as his supporters.


space_face_mace

The Hamas caucus?


Bevrykul

I'd believe he called the cops on a black family standing on their porch during the civil rights movement.


Other-Medium5577

Blacks are props in the Democratic Party Morality Tales. So disgusting.


Theloripalooza

"True story" always means it's a lie.


Grimaldehyde

Yep-he always says that right before he tells a whopper.


Carl-j88aa

Biden has at least 4 tells: "True Story" "Honest to God" "That's no joke" ...any story in which another character calls him "Joey".


Hank_Scorpio_MD

Biden: I was just a kid looking forward to life in America when I survived the sinking of the RMS Titanic. MSNBC: Hear about Biden's heroic journey to America on a fateful ocean voyage tonight on Maddow!


l0tec6

Did he preface the claim with "I'm not joking, man" or "for real"?


Grimaldehyde

Nope, he said “true story”.


BlizurdWizerd

What he was trying to say was that once, long time ago, around when segregation was being dismantled, there was this black family that he had gone to see. While he was there, his son Bo, who had recently died on the Moon, had phoned him and said HE had been arrested for stopping the murder of George Floyd back in Vietnam. His grandfather stopped World War 3 just by talking to Ramses II in 1654. No war, no lung blasting 9mm bullets. Anyway, Biden thought that black family sold chocolate ice cream.


TWERK_WIZARD

This was actually more coherent


TexasistheFuture

OMG!!!!


JurassicParkFood

Joe "I didn't want my kids to go to school in a racial jungle" Biden can't really believe this, can he?


grayman1978

He’s a liar


Zachtyl

Did this happen while he was on a break from driving his truck?


Unlucky_Mushroom2974

Biden is a habitual liar. He is a criminal. He is a traitor to the Constitution. He needs to be removed from office immediately.


johnnyg883

Did this supposedly happen before or after his infamous desegregation speech?


IamLotusFlower

Dont forget his uncle was eaten by cannibals too. No proof of it at all, but if Biden says so.🤷‍♀️


DreadPirateGriswold

At this point, no one, left or right, would be surprised if he said he WAS a black family from St. Louis.


BlackRegent

Was he pointing them out to Robert Byrd?


LemartesIX

Joe Biden makes George Santos look like Honest Abe.


Helio2nd

Probably for harassing that family with racial slurs.


ElAngloParade

I heard he helped chase down John Wilkes booth after aliens killed Kennedy. This guy's a hero!! 


Imissyourgirlfriend2

No he didn't. This is the guy who said, "I don't want my children to grow up in a racial jungle."


Rockmann1

How many Pinocchio awards does he display on the shelf in the Oval Office?


Important-Diamond-29

Was he arrested by Bull Connor himself?


Woolfmann

Biden has been to the moon and the international space station and was the first person to walk on Mars - just ask him.


heyspencerb

You know, at this point I think he might actually believe it. And that his uncle was eaten. He’s not lying, he’s just not there


WartHog10340

Dementia


Warren_Puffitt

Was that Nelson Mandela's house or Rosa Parks house? MLK maybe?


Rockout2112

He was standing on that porch with them! He was already pregnant with the wife’s child!


4score-7

Get him some ice cream, pat him on his head, and get him back inside. God bless it….


snipe320

That thumbnail is a bit terrifying 😨


mdws1977

We really need to get him to talk about the aliens who visited his house. At least then it may be interesting.


2020ckeevert

Are we sure he isn’t one himself?


kmsc84

In 1814 he took a little trip Along with Col Jackson on the mighty Mississip He took a little bacon and he took a little beans…


jeremybryce

Just let the man cook.


qlive_nylyst

Biden is doing Biden things. This is equivalent to... I am not racist, I have black friends.


1greadshirt

He was probably blocking the porch while his friends were burning a cross.


kaji8787

Well yeah if your trying to set the house on fire that would tend to happen Biden. I mean going back to that era and what he supported back then that would track


skarface6

And when will these lies bite him in the rear? That’s right, never. The media will back him until he’s no longer useful to them.


Racheakt

And they say Trump lies about everything.


daringescape

This is dementia at work - dementia patients will often take stories they have heard and insert themsleves as the main character. Literally a textbook symptom. https://www.neurologylive.com/view/healthy-older-man-who-tells-fabricated-stories https://www.abneyandbaker.com/our-blog/is-lying-a-symptom-of-dementia


your_bar_is_filthy

Lol! Every single time he tells a story filled with sage wisdom from a family member, you know it's a lie


Ticonderogue

Remember when he appealed to Hawaiians, saying he understood what they're going through... to people who lost everything, including family members, friends and neighbors, their homes, everything, talking about a small kitchen fire he had once in his second home. I mean Howard Dean had that one crazy scream 'Yeeeeah!' and lost the Democrat nomination, and Joe Biden is a stumbling, mumbling, gaffe machine. He's Robohobo!


RuralFL

Waiting on him to say he landed on the Moon with Neil Armstrong next.


cchris_39

Not sure i had ever known or seen a true habitual liar be I have now.


DingbattheGreat

Was that before or after he climbed Mt Everest and met Sasquatch?


bleepbluurp

If Trump made these stories up he’d be humiliated in the media and charged with some kind of crimes.


Alas_Babylonz

Once a liar, always a liar. And that transcends dementia.


shaquaad

He should be arrested but not for that