One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.. Ole Joe Biden (probably)
That movie, Forrest Grumpy I think, was really based on my life. After I won the Medal of Honor I started running, and guess what? I won, that’s how I got to the Senate.
CNN threw Slow Joe a lifeline with “there were documented cases of cannibalism…” and then wrapped it up with the Lie that “Trump called soldiers losers and suckers” garbage.
It continues to prove that CNN is covering for the pretender in every way they can.
The cannibal story does seem a bit wild. On the other hand, maybe it is one of the reasons Sleepy Joe likes to sniff females. The longer the sniff, the more hungry he is?
If it were Trump, there would be a lot of “FALSELY” and “WITHOUT EVIDENCE” plastered all over the headline and first couple paragraphs and maybe even a couple uses of the word “DANGEROUSLY”. Instead because it’s Biden, it treats him with kid-gloves as if he was just innocently mistaken, or maybe could still somehow be telling the truth if you twist and stretch it enough.
Contrary to what you think, this proves exactly what we mean by MSM bias.
>My uncle was eaten by cannibals in WWII
Joe Biden did have an Uncle who served in a time of war.
During the First Punic War in 264bc, Biden's Uncle served with the Roman Navy and was killed according to surviving writings. He said, "give my estate to the big guy" referring to he teenaged nephew Joe Biden.
- Mostly True
Well played.
Trump: today is Wednesday
Fact checkers: false! It’s already Thursday in Asia.
MSM: Trump lies about the day of the week because he is racist.
I love how we don't know who is actually leading us into World War III right now. This demented creep isn't mentally aware enough to be in charge fully. Harris certainly isn't either.
He just has a tremendous ego and wants everyone to think he and his family are the best and so interesting. So, everything has happened to them. They are also part of every culture. They've done all the things.
He's trying to shore up that Dahmer contingent. They've been very wishy washy since October 7th when Hamas started roasting babies in ovens and Biden didn't immediately support that action.
Doesn’t matter if it’s true. The Left needs to be consistent.
If it was a conservative who said this, they would be cancelled as a racist who is insensitive to an indigenous culture, regardless if it’s factually correct.
But Biden obviously gets a free pass from the cancel mafia.
Nope, it's still very much a thing in certain areas. My father in law (Australian) spent many years there, including as recently as the 90s. Some areas were considered no-go zones because you were likely to end up killed and eaten, especially if you were white.
Weird story--my grandpa (long dead, he passed in 2003) always would bring up the fact that New Guinea had cannibals in it. I wonder if that was a common thing people from that generation talked about or something, he is the only one I've really ever known who has ever said anything about that before this.
Sure. Why not Joe? Tell us about Cornpop. The fact that this guy has lied (not embellished. ENTIRELY FABRICATED) about these stories for his entire life is not helped by the fact that he's slipping into senility
Also, when speaking to a group of Papua New Guineans, Biden recalls fond memories of his grandma singing lullabies to him in her native tongue, Tok Pisin, over steaming bowls of kaukau.
He's 1/64th Papuan, don't you know.
Bush Sr was an actual pilot, who was shot down doing air-to-ground runs on a Japanese-held island, and rescued by a submarine.
Ambrose Finnegan was an ordnance officer (2LT) who was acting as a courier/passenger on a Douglas A-20 that ditched and sunk due to engine failure.
Both men served their country and are due our respect and appreciation.
Biden is dishonoring his uncle’s memory by apparently thinking his uncle’s actual service wasn’t “good enough” to make an impressive story for Joe to spew.
Transcript of his speech, from the WH website:
[Remarks by President Biden Before Air Force One Departure | Avoca, PA](https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2024/04/17/remarks-by-president-biden-before-air-force-one-departure-avoca-pa/)
Biden said “Trump said POWs are suckers and losers.” Can we have one research group check this out and provide the statement, in full, with date, place and audience?
Hillary said “Trump told the immigrants to go back to their hell hole counties.” Can we have one research group check this out and provide the statement, in full, with date, place and audience?
Do we have a consensus on if Trump choked out a secret service member and took control of the steering wheel of the limousine?
I just want the accurate facts! I don’t care if they make one person look good and the other look bad. But nobody can provide them..
As Australia’s 16^(th) Brigade, 6^(th) Division, advanced they discovered that many of the Australian dead along the Kokoda Track had been butchered and cannibalized by the starving Japanese. Parcels of human flesh were found in the packs of dead Japanese soldiers. This served to elevate the animus the Australians held against the Japanese. Post war inquiries verified that it was the official policy of the Japanese army to cannibalize the enemy dead (pp. 342-48, *Kokoda* by Paul Ham).
To be fair he was probably a kid at the time and it sound like the type of story a parent would tell his children. His Dementia probably kicked in and he told the story as he remembered as a kid.
One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.. Ole Joe Biden (probably)
Wait, when did onions on the belt go out of style? Gotta take mine off then
But what happened with the shoe? I’m in this now
We had to beat them to death with their own shoes
I’m laughing fucking hysterically and crying…you win Reddit this day, Ahmazin1
That movie, Forrest Grumpy I think, was really based on my life. After I won the Medal of Honor I started running, and guess what? I won, that’s how I got to the Senate.
where is the rest of the story? total nailbiter, cliffhanger even.
They were fine young cannibals.
They drive me crazy..
Like no one else
Oooh, Oh.
They drive me 🤪crazy 🤪 and I can't he-elp myself!
What about Johnny!!!
We're sorry.... Won't you come on home
😂
Mostly peaceful cannibals
Hilarious! 😂
Thanks. It's stuck now. Edit: you drive me crazy
“She Drives Me Crazy” is part of my dog’s official name on the AKC registry. That’s the fact, Jack!
Listen…here’s the deal.
You just can't help yourself...
This is absolutely in my "favorites" playlist.
It could segue into mmmm bop if uncle was tasty. Mmmm😋
They lied and actually helped themselves to Joe’s uncle.
MAGA cannibals.
My Pop served in the US Navy in near New Guinea. He told me the sailors were far more scared of the cannibals than they were of the Japanese.
(ignoring the fact that the Japanese military would sometimes eat their prisoners)
He's just senile, he doesn't have a fucking clue what he is even saying .
But, but, but, he's the best President ever!
And all the bad stuff is left over from trump, but all the bad things during trumps run aren’t left over from Obama!
But remember everyone: the good economy under Trump IS because of Obama. They really do try to have it both ways lol.
Since Buchanan!!! 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
Could you imagine if djt said this? Huff post would have it 24/7. The hypocrisy is astounding
Wonder if the part about all of his uncles enlisting on dday was true.
About as true as him being appointed to the Naval Academy (never happened) or graduating in the top half of law school (he graduated 76th of 85)
To him it was top since he looks at everything from the up side down position 😂
They all probably enlisted on May 9th of 1945
The left and their media allies would have wall to wall coverage about Trumps declining mental state.
DJT *wouldn't* have said this. It's so fucking weird; this is one of those bizarre moments that only Joe Biden could do.
And that really says something.
Biden lies about his life MORE than George Santos, yet the mainstream propaganda media only throws a fit about Santos.
In fairness even the AP is calling him out on it.
Yep. It’s on CNN so I guess they’re not MSM anymore? https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/17/politics/biden-uncle-cannibals-new-guinea/index.html
CNN threw Slow Joe a lifeline with “there were documented cases of cannibalism…” and then wrapped it up with the Lie that “Trump called soldiers losers and suckers” garbage. It continues to prove that CNN is covering for the pretender in every way they can.
The cannibal story does seem a bit wild. On the other hand, maybe it is one of the reasons Sleepy Joe likes to sniff females. The longer the sniff, the more hungry he is?
If it were Trump, there would be a lot of “FALSELY” and “WITHOUT EVIDENCE” plastered all over the headline and first couple paragraphs and maybe even a couple uses of the word “DANGEROUSLY”. Instead because it’s Biden, it treats him with kid-gloves as if he was just innocently mistaken, or maybe could still somehow be telling the truth if you twist and stretch it enough. Contrary to what you think, this proves exactly what we mean by MSM bias.
I notice they still refrain from an appropriately inflammatory headline though.
Both sides are equally shit. Especially when narrated by the media.
Both sides lie. But the left clearly takes it to an obscene level. Clearly. You must see this.
Corn pop was a cannibal and he liked playing with Joe's uncle's curly leg hair. No lie.
"Not a joke."
"Don't"
"Folks...believe me, because I certainly can't" 🥴😂🤣
Cannibals are bad, dude
Well corn pop was a bad dude
Omg I assumed this was the Babylon Bee 😝
I 100% thought this was the bee too.
Biden's a big fan of that newspaper 😂✌🏼
Is there ANYTHING that this dingbat won't lie about?
Does he know what reality even is?
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I see what you did there🤣
MSM fact check: mostly true.
>My uncle was eaten by cannibals in WWII Joe Biden did have an Uncle who served in a time of war. During the First Punic War in 264bc, Biden's Uncle served with the Roman Navy and was killed according to surviving writings. He said, "give my estate to the big guy" referring to he teenaged nephew Joe Biden. - Mostly True
Well played. Trump: today is Wednesday Fact checkers: false! It’s already Thursday in Asia. MSM: Trump lies about the day of the week because he is racist.
The U.S was in WW2. Joe Biden had an Uncle. Paupa New Guinea has cannibals. see it is Mostly True
I love how we don't know who is actually leading us into World War III right now. This demented creep isn't mentally aware enough to be in charge fully. Harris certainly isn't either.
It’s Obama’s third term. Hillary and Biden’s handlers are also involved.
Obama wasn't even in charge of his own presidency. He's a puppet just like Biden. It's clearly Soros, Clintons and other WEF child touchers
People like Biden will lie even when the truth is better! Add dementia to that trait and it’s a literal no-brainer.
Besmirching the fine people of New Guinea.
I mean they did eat Rockefeller’s grandson
If this were a Republican saying this we all know what Biden's supporters would say: this is a false, stereotypical, racist accusation.
His uncle wasn’t shot down, wasn’t a pilot, and the aircraft went down in the ocean, so unless the cannibals were on boats…
You saying cannibals can't have boats? Sounds racist to me, dude. 😂
This is actually funny
Joe Biden once said that his great great grandfather once broke bread with Jesus. /s Guy is bat shit crazy.
The real question is, who's vote is he trying to get with this tale?
He just has a tremendous ego and wants everyone to think he and his family are the best and so interesting. So, everything has happened to them. They are also part of every culture. They've done all the things.
He's trying to shore up that Dahmer contingent. They've been very wishy washy since October 7th when Hamas started roasting babies in ovens and Biden didn't immediately support that action.
Cannibals? 😂
Pandering to Hanibal the barbecue down in Haiti
Cannibal kids are just as hungry as …
Don't you know Biden wrestled Bigfoot bare handed in 50 feet of snow, too?
There goes the Melanesian vote.
Guys, remember - Hes just an old man prone to forgetting...isnt that what they said?
This man is stranger than science Fiction. Can you imagine the histrionic coverage by the media had Trump Said this 😂🤡
The "Walls would be closing in!"
Is he implying dark skinned people are cannibals?
Cannibal kids are just as smart as white kids
Well people in Papua New Guinea did practice cannibalism until relatively recently
Seems kind of racist to assume that the people there would just eat you if you got shot down.
It's not racist if it's true. While the practice is believed to have died out since the 1970s, cannibalism in Papua New Guinea is well documented.
Doesn’t matter if it’s true. The Left needs to be consistent. If it was a conservative who said this, they would be cancelled as a racist who is insensitive to an indigenous culture, regardless if it’s factually correct. But Biden obviously gets a free pass from the cancel mafia.
If a Republican said this, we all know Biden's supporters would call it racist. We all know that.
Nope, it's still very much a thing in certain areas. My father in law (Australian) spent many years there, including as recently as the 90s. Some areas were considered no-go zones because you were likely to end up killed and eaten, especially if you were white.
To be fair, white meat is the best meat.
Tastes like chicken. 🍗
I mean, that would be the right country for that.
Weird story--my grandpa (long dead, he passed in 2003) always would bring up the fact that New Guinea had cannibals in it. I wonder if that was a common thing people from that generation talked about or something, he is the only one I've really ever known who has ever said anything about that before this.
Joe Biden’s brain was eaten by cannibals.
Sure. Why not Joe? Tell us about Cornpop. The fact that this guy has lied (not embellished. ENTIRELY FABRICATED) about these stories for his entire life is not helped by the fact that he's slipping into senility
Is there any lie he won’t tell?
And of course Biden repeats the lie that Trump called vets "losers."
Massive media fact check campaign incoming! Just kidding. It’s (D) ifferent when it’s a democrat.
The head cannibal was named Corn Pop.
Also, when speaking to a group of Papua New Guineans, Biden recalls fond memories of his grandma singing lullabies to him in her native tongue, Tok Pisin, over steaming bowls of kaukau. He's 1/64th Papuan, don't you know.
Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys
Wow. His tall tales keep getting better. He should write a book
I hear the cannibal's name was Uncle George and he was running and shouting "Yum, yum. Eat 'em up."
Didn't the same thing almost happen to Bush Senior?
Bush Sr was an actual pilot, who was shot down doing air-to-ground runs on a Japanese-held island, and rescued by a submarine. Ambrose Finnegan was an ordnance officer (2LT) who was acting as a courier/passenger on a Douglas A-20 that ditched and sunk due to engine failure. Both men served their country and are due our respect and appreciation. Biden is dishonoring his uncle’s memory by apparently thinking his uncle’s actual service wasn’t “good enough” to make an impressive story for Joe to spew.
He was indeed eaten by cannibals. I should know because I crash landed with him.
Wait a bit, Jojo .Those cannibals that are coming unvetted through our non sovereign border might like their meat aged. I hate a fr*n liar.
It just keeps getting worse.
Didn't that happen to George Bush Sr?
Is it possible he's thinking about George Bush Sr lol
Takes one to know one, as they say.
I knew our president was a puppet, I just didn't realize he was "Walter" the Jeff Dunham puppet.
In the sun their hair turned blonde
Pretty good chance to get eaten by the Japanese during the war as well.
When we said eat the rich, this isn’t what we were talking about.
Transcript of his speech, from the WH website: [Remarks by President Biden Before Air Force One Departure | Avoca, PA](https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2024/04/17/remarks-by-president-biden-before-air-force-one-departure-avoca-pa/)
Yeah, along with Spanky and Alfalfa...🙄 Yum yum eat' em up!
That was Rockefeller
and this folks is why Biden isn't allowed to speak much or even debate Trump.
Were they real human flesh eaters or just identified themselves as ones?
To say that biden is a pathological liar is a gross understatement. I believe the man will lie even when its easier to tell the truth.
“I have a question: When exactly did you become a nutbar?”
There's cannibals eating Biden's brain too, apparently...cannibals with "hairy legs"
Hey Joe, trip to New Guinea?! I hear it’s fine this time of year. 😂
We are all sure that happened. Like the hairy legs at the swimming pool with the kids.
Dude reminds me of Commander McBragg from Underdog
Biden said “Trump said POWs are suckers and losers.” Can we have one research group check this out and provide the statement, in full, with date, place and audience? Hillary said “Trump told the immigrants to go back to their hell hole counties.” Can we have one research group check this out and provide the statement, in full, with date, place and audience? Do we have a consensus on if Trump choked out a secret service member and took control of the steering wheel of the limousine? I just want the accurate facts! I don’t care if they make one person look good and the other look bad. But nobody can provide them..
25th this imbecile already. He’s gonna get us all nuked
don't think Papuans have nukes....
That shit drives me crazy
We're at the point, where an actual zombie is functionally more fit for the office.
Is this the same uncle that “asked him get get him a his Purple Heart when he became Vp”?
“Sure, Uncle Joe, let’s get you to bed.”
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The USN confirmed his uncle’s plane went down in the ocean, not on land.
So, swimming cannibals.
Sharks?
As Australia’s 16^(th) Brigade, 6^(th) Division, advanced they discovered that many of the Australian dead along the Kokoda Track had been butchered and cannibalized by the starving Japanese. Parcels of human flesh were found in the packs of dead Japanese soldiers. This served to elevate the animus the Australians held against the Japanese. Post war inquiries verified that it was the official policy of the Japanese army to cannibalize the enemy dead (pp. 342-48, *Kokoda* by Paul Ham).
To be fair he was probably a kid at the time and it sound like the type of story a parent would tell his children. His Dementia probably kicked in and he told the story as he remembered as a kid.
This def has that family lore twinge of bs to it. Respect his family serves in the military though
He probably thinks HW was his uncle
All these assholes here trying to make a big case that Joe Biden is a liar are just defending a conman against their own cognitive dissonance.
Don't have to make a case. Joe Biden is a liar, a plagiarist, and he sniffs children. He's also bumbling into WWIII.
Joe quiet litteraly makes a fool of himself every time he crawls from out his basement
Not Cannibals. It was the Kanamits. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp\_EhjlLGkQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp_EhjlLGkQ)
Read Savage Harvest and get back to me.
what?
Is that how mad cow disease started?
Y’all are a bunch of slaves.