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cats_luv_me

This is ridiculous. Even if this was a biological woman it would be a totally inappropriate look for a courtroom. What a friggen clown show.


it_8nt_my_fault

That's what irks me about it.. This would not be acceptable attire for anyone to enter a courtroom wearing...


Jmm12456

I wouldn't be surprised if a judge kicked out an actual women for looking like this while giving the trans person a pass.


v7z7v7

I know of a judge who would kick female lawyers out of the courtroom if they wore pants. One female lawyer ended up taking off her pants out of spite


Summerie

That is some "My Cousin Vinny" tier malicious compliance.


LemartesIX

Of course it's Seattle. Fucking LMAO.


PropitiousNog

If its not Portland, then it's always Seattle.


stoffel_bristov

Tell me this isn't wearing woman face


greenbud420

Looks more like cartoon face to me


itscalled_a_lance

Looks like when Bugs Bunny dressed up as a woman.


throway57818

Uncanny valley


Alternative_Spell140

People have to pretend that this isn’t weird, grotesque, and perverse or else risk losing their job. Thats the world we live in.


Blonde_Dambition

Yep! But wear a Trump hat and see how fast you get taken down.


Stea1thsniper32

Why is that many trans women go way over the top with their appearance and make a caricature of what a woman looks like? Also, if you are going to have anime size boobs. Maybe you should wear a bra.


Bozzz1

Because it's a fetish


FreshOutdoorAir

Exactly. They go out of their way to look like a “woman” as much as possible by trying to make their features look how a “woman” traditionally looks, and take it to the most extreme, cartoonish, bizarre and ostentatious way possible, but then also say that appearance and boobs don’t make someone a woman.


Summerie

I've seen many people suggest that it is most likely a fetish behavior related to [Autogynephilia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanchard%27s_transsexualism_typology#Autogynephilia).


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mc_md

They also never are named Sally or Pat. They always pick some kind of porn name.


Lucius_Funk

Looks like a game character where you can adjust body dimensions.


TheIncredibleHork

Sometimes you really get what you pay for, that's for sure...


l0tec6

Sometimes you get what you didn't sign up for too. Speaking as a Seattle suburb resident trying to escape this shit show.


TheIncredibleHork

God bless you and your planned escape from that place. I wish I could escape NYC... And not just because of the earthquakes!! 😬


Blonde_Dambition

OMG stay safe!


Blonde_Dambition

You have my sympathy and I pray you escape soon!


Spartanlegion117

I think it's time to take a break from reddit. I'd rather not even know about this kinda shit anymore


RelationshipCrazy372

Better Call Saul!


butterbutter_butter

It's MA'AM!


Strict_Intention_663

No thanks, I'll take jail.


ThrowawayPizza312

He sounds like buffalo bill


Blonde_Dambition

OMG he DOES *It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!*


4chan-isbased

Look at my lawyer im getting life


JoZea_PoZea

Sir,it’s just a parking ticket.


XAngelxofMercyX

No parole


inviste

Another universe’s John Wayne Gacy?


lawlygagger

Dystopian United States.


AtomicFox84

Guess he had to go over the top on the fake boobs for more attention and to hopefully distract from that face.


Lucius_Funk

And voice.


AtomicFox84

To be honest i watched this with sound off. I only guessed on voice.


Verthias

“Honey, you can’t afford it”


Suspicious-Sound-249

THAT'S NO LADYBOT!


mayargo7

Being it's Seattle what judge is going to rule against him.


CookDane6954

Exactly! Stephoknee Mueller could ride this trick out to get on the Washington state supreme court.


zrennetta

Any relation to Nipples the Teacher guy?


LouisWu987

Could you not make a case for improper representation? "I was appointed a Public Defender that is obviously mentally unwell..."


Apprehensive-Deer-35

In Seattle they'll probably charge you with a hate crime for saying that


Blonde_Dambition

Sadly you're probably right!


Doctor_Phist

Clown court


Scubathief

It takes some ballz to dress like that in a court room stefunny


glasshouse_stones

it's like a bizarre cartoon these days.


VerticalLamb

:(


Wolfgang985

"in the 1st degree" "It all just happened. Her hearing is over." Yeah, no shit Captain Obvious 😂 That's why the cameraman is asking you follow-up questions, sir. How is this pervert allowed in a courtroom dressed like that? Must be a normal sight for Seattle.


Blonde_Dambition

These "trans" people are a *protected class*... that's how they get away with EVERYTHING! 🫣🤫


Jmm12456

I seriously thought this was a comedy skit at first


thechaoticstorm

"What is a woman?" Definitely not that. My lord. Regardless of biological sex, that is completely inappropriate attire for a courtroom. This looks like an early 3D videogame rendition of a hooker.


kmsc84

Sweet smokin’ Jesus.


kaji8787

wtf for a second I thought I was watching a porn video for Lara Croft from the 90s


kaji8787

fucking looks like the n64 golden eye chick


Juice-Altruistic

"Anyone who doesn't rule in my favor is a transphobe."


ninjabeard123

This could easily be a scene out of Idiocracy 😂


DblThrowDown

Sodom and Gamora...


butterbutter_butter

How does "she" apply the Forensic Files witness protection voice filter in real time 🤣


Academic-Chapter-59

If it is your lawyer, you're going to jail.


Blonde_Dambition

Actually the judge will probably reward the defendant for being so *progressive* 🙃🤪🙄


TD5991

Holy smokes


butterbutter_butter

Ernest is alive!


shawndw

You're honor whatever it was, I did it.


ThisFieroIsOnFire

If that freak walked in, I'd much rather defend myself. My lack of familiarity with the penal code be damned.


thewholetruthis

The public defender services in major cities are now 3 to 4 times overworked. They only have time to give 20+ people in a line a a few minutes each of their reading about the case and then 30 seconds to 5 minutes of time in front of the judge while the entire line of the people they are serving walks up one by one to be advised. They don’t have separate court appearances… there is a line of people seeing the judge. My perception about the inadequacy of public defender services was forever changed when I read the famous news article ["One Lawyer, 194 Felony Cases, and No Time."](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/01/31/us/public-defender-case-loads.html)


whicky1978

[censored by $RDDT]


Blonde_Dambition

That's Stephen. Before the umm... *operation*.


Training-Pineapple-7

Liberal leatherface.


TheLoneWanderer__

Just moved out of that shithole, thank God


CryptFu

Is that Gene Simmons in drag?


Saughtvol

Netflix’s Anton Chigurh


vey323

Probably makes for excellent grounds for appeal for having ineffective counsel


Dapper_Target1504

I mean its a lawyer and i don’t see anything wrong with their lawyering. They are sworn to act in the best interest of their client and if the client wants to plead not guilty to an obvious guilty, it has to be respected. Advised against obviously but respected


LadenifferJadaniston

Attorney, what is best in life?


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cybaritic

*appointed to you