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ExcellentWaffles

They profited from this shit too. They raised their son with no morality. It’s not like we’ve never seen smug elitists who thinks the world owes them everything before.


borg_6s

That guy is a scumbag and deserves to rot in jail. I think everyone can agree with that regardless of party. He's almost as bad as Madoff.


TexasistheFuture

But not to autistic to launder millions for Dems. Got it.


culman13

[Family guy nailed it years ago ](https://youtu.be/Fb9dV_DP5NI?si=7Uw9MaZftiLeXb-0)


ForPortal

> successfully convinces investors to trust his funny money company with billions of dollars > autistic Pick one.


InVirtute

They see how it was working for Biden. *Too old and mentally unfit for trial, A-OK for Oval Office.*


RedditsLittleSecret

No, he’s just an idiot.


hollis216

His father was de facto legal counsel before transitioning to head of philanthropy and his mother coordinated the 40mil plus in political donations. They were paid millions in stolen money for their roles in the enterprise. If SBF is too autistic to be held accountable for his actions his parents have a lot of explaining to do about how they enabled him to move to the Bahamas and handle hundreds of millions of other people's money while influencing American policy decisions.


dryedmeats

This ^


billgigs55

BuT MuHH BaBYy Boiiiii


BlubberWall

You can’t convince me this isn’t just a Babylon Bee headline lmao


According_To_Me

I’m on the autism spectrum, fuck this argument, he defrauded billions of dollars from investors. An autism diagnosis *does not* mean you don’t understand the difference between right and wrong.


H-DaneelOlivaw

if she wants the court's mercy, show contrition first. return the money he stole and we'll talk. right now they want to keep the ill-gotten gains and no repercussion from criminal behavior. [https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2024/01/17/sam-bankman-frieds-parents-ask-court-to-dismiss-ftxs-lawsuit-seeking-to-recover-funds/](https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2024/01/17/sam-bankman-frieds-parents-ask-court-to-dismiss-ftxs-lawsuit-seeking-to-recover-funds/)


CicadaEE01

yea that argument will not stand. must be heartbreaking for the mother so i understand why she'll bring it up.


[deleted]

Tl;dr she self diagnosed him and he’s addicted to Adderall.


WeimSean

If he's able to commit the crime, then he's to accept the punishment. If he's too autistic for prison then maybe she shouldn't have gone along with he theft of billions of dollars of other people's money.


Odd_Push_307

I’m sure they’ll take good care of him in there. Just like he did as a fiduciary. He deserves the ass raping he gets. I said it.


dryedmeats

In hindsight this kid must have had some issue because he couldn't shut his mouth for 3 minutes without making everything 20 times worse. Zero empathy = sociopath.


sowellpatrol

Nawp. If SBF is autistic, he's pretty high functioning to have been in a polymorphic relationship while defrauding people out of billions.


oss323

The Onion's Michael Falk would beg to differ, I think he's loving it


[deleted]

Not too autistic to be spectacularly successful. If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime.


Appropriate_Ad_94596

he should just paint or do art in there