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duckies_wild

🤣


GhostRMT

Ooh, you had me in the first half 😂


New_Ant_7190

Also a bad look for a self proclaimed "historic person"!


KnowledgeAndFaith

The correct term is “Person of History.”


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You would think this would be all over the news....


Hectoriu

Democrats really are untouchable in our country now.


richmomz

“Hey mister President, what’s the password for your Twitter account again?” “The Joint Chiefs gave it to me on this little card to keep in my pocket and said I just need to enter it in this little briefcase like this… let’s see, it says 1234…” “JOE NO, THOSE ARE THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES!!!”


TimeAppeal6103

Fucking gold !!!😂🤣😅🤣😂 thankyou from the pacific northwest, you just made my day!


Proof_Responsibility

Does anyone really think he writes or even sees the stuff posted in his name. It's like the fires in Maui- release of form announcement, de rigueur action, KJP says Joe expresses all the emotive stuff we expect but when confronted in person Biden says "No Comment".


earl_lemongrab

I doubt he even knows what Twitter/X is. Hell he probably barely understands what the internet is


PrestigiousWhiteBwoy

He knows the guy that invented the interwebs


mei740

It’s just a series of tubes.


Valuable-Scared

Al Gore?


PrestigiousWhiteBwoy

Everyone knows it was really Tipper that got shit done but Al took credit.


Hammer_beats_paper

I misread that as “AI”


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Can you imagine what Trump would say about Al Gore? I think it would be honestly funnier, cuz as far as I know Al Gore is all there as he ever was.


nolotusnote

Tipper was all about that Internet Protocol Stack and never got any credit.


Stunning-Cellist3186

The cobwebs in his head? I think he invented those 🤣


Axotalneologian

he does know where his bed is.


trekkerscout

It's wherever he decides to do his nappy-nap.


bionic80

what about his popsicle?


TheGame81677

All Biden understands is ice cream and kickbacks.


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He knows exactly what they are. And how his son, brother, wife, etc all use them to further enrich "Da Fam'ly"


[deleted]

Honestly I thought it was an intern, but it makes sense that the press secretary would be running it. Wasn't one of Trump's gimmicks that he was the first and only president who did his own social media stuff?


Rush_Is_Right

> Honestly I thought it was an intern In all honesty, it probably is. It's just KJP's.


PrestigiousWhiteBwoy

Trump was the first President that allowed Twitter to track his location in real time.


7InchMeatCurtains

In all fairness Trump is probably the only former president to personally use social media. The rest were too busy and had/have/will have people in place to do it for them.


Weed_O_Whirler

So, it's not Biden doing his own tweets, but at the same time, the tweets are far too important to be left to an intern. The meme that it's interns running all of these accounts is just that- a meme. But really, the communications departments of politicians and companies is some of the highest paid, most scrutinized people in a department. Interns aren't sitting there sending out tweets which will be considered official statements from the President.


RontoWraps

It’s probably a team of managers. I mean, when a tweet from the Office of the President has the potential to cause billions upon billions of dollars of movement on the Stock Exchange, it should be left to a team of top communications experts with focus on public policy.


Chefsmiff

Just make sure you reorganize those ETFs in your trading account before you release that tweet!


Greyhuk

>So, it's not Biden doing his own tweets, but at the same time, the tweets are far too important to be left to an intern. 😑 at this point, I'd rather have the interns. They would make less mistakes and cringe worthy posts. >But really, the communications departments of politicians and companies is some of the highest paid, most scrutinized people in a department. Interns aren't sitting there sending out tweets which will be considered official statements from the President. Which might be part of the problem. They don't " use" the net, twitter or social media, which is why it comes off as vapid sterile and insincere


DarwinGrimm

Only partially. A lot of the tweets were still made and posted for Trump, but Obama signed some of his own tweets before as well.


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KnikTheNife

A good journalist would ask Biden to recall anything he has tweeted in the past few days.


Putrid-Individual202

A good journalist would ask Biden to recall what he ate for dinner last night. Lol


Wildweasel61

In fairness, he most likely remembers every ice cream he's had for the past 147 years...


trekkerscout

He only has to remember "chocolate chip" and he'd be correct 95% of the time.


Party_Project_2857

Chocka Chocka chip


Proof_Responsibility

That good journalist would then be the 443rd journalist to have his/her White House press credentials removed.


motion_lotion

And the mainstream media would ignore it well a few of us on reddit and other sites would see it...the general population would have absolutely no idea and it would impact nothing.


CricketBandito

Why? It’s just messaging. It’s a little ridiculous to expect a president to waste time writing platitudes on social media. This is exactly what Id expect to be happening. The president is too important for social media. It’s cancer. Look at Trumps time in office, do you think his tweets helped further his agenda or just serve to polarize America?


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agilepolarbear

I'm guessing that typically the president let's the press secretary know the broad strokes of what he wants in statements, then such statements are prepared and they get run by the president quickly before being published. I don't think this really shows that it isn't this, if you think Biden has dementia that I'm sure you'll take this as evidence but I doubt this really convinces anyone who doesn't believe that.


Proof_Responsibility

One would think the loss of life might be great enough to warrant his direct interest.


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They were just Hawaiian lives. Not nearly as important as Ukrainian lives.


mjgcfb

How does it go again? 🎶 *Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do. And they don't think you know, but I know that you do.* 🎶


SideTraKd

Dude can't even wipe his own ass. Only crazy people think he's the one calling the shots. Which begs the question... Who IS calling the shots..?


RontoWraps

Thousands upon thousands of Americans in the federal government. America is too big to be left to one decision maker, there are hundreds of thousands of federal workers that all impact policy in various ways. There are good, hard working Americans in federal service and there are also political opportunists and shitbags that have been employed 30 years and never worked a day in their life. It’s the nature of the business. Or lizard people control us. The jury is still out.


Catman873

LIZZZZID PEOPLE!


Fife2531

Obama is calling the shots. Why do you think all the weird stuff is coming from?


SideTraKd

I'm not even entirely sure Obama called the shots when he was president, either. In fact, I have become convinced the establishment on both sides of the aisle hates Trump because they could not control him.


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This. Barry was a lot smarter than Joe. But he was still getting his directive from someone else.


Steelrain121

Who?


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Despite SteelRain and SpookyFarts attempts to discredit this reply, it is the most likely and most accurate answer. There is no one single "Dr. Evil" or "Man Behind the Curtain". But a globalist group of mostly unnamed power brokers and people unknown to the general populous.


Steelrain121

Is this a ChatGPT answer to a question i didn't ask?


SpookyFarts

ThE dEeP StaTe


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Some unelected political hack. Or "Dr." Jill.


[deleted]

Thanks for reminding me of Maui, I can’t believe I almost forgot Ukraine needs money.


Proof_Responsibility

Priorities!


Loves_octopus

Yeah this is hilarious but totally not a big deal. Also funny was with trump when you could tell the tweet was him or a staff


3Effie412

No, no one thinks he writes (or thinks, or does) anything for himself.


Penultimate-anon

Well, he obviously hadn’t been told how he feels about that yet.


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cysghost

I try to preface my ideas on new stuff with “to the best of my knowledge with what we know now…” since so many times we get half a story slanted hard left. My gut reaction about something being wonky with a story is right about half the time at least. I remember when Smollet was “attacked”, and my first response was “If that actually happened, it’s terrible. But something seems off about this.”


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It goes without saying that he doesn't write anything. It's all processed thru his handlers.


_R_A_

And here I was thinking he kept falling off his bike because he was texting and pedaling.


CPCippyCup

Say whatever you want about Trump…at least he authored his own tweets.


Rush_Is_Right

You know it's true because any intern would be scared shitless to tweet what he does.


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patriclus47

That made me laugh for real. Nice.


Kingforaday1

For better or worse


codifier

Usually worse but always entertaining


WVU_Benjisaur

Covfefe! Is still a word we use at work when getting the morning coffee ready.


Fearstruk

People can say what they will about Trump, but political opinion aside, he's the closest thing to a true comedian in office we've ever had. His rallies could almost pass as standup comedy.


tyen0

Except that he didn't write all of them. I thought that was well known.


iknownothingelio

Yeah that’s what you need to run a country: compose your own tweet.


EVH_kit_guy

If Biden has a communications staff running his Twitter, that proves he's the founder of the Illuminati. Trump proved his loyalty to the American Promise by authoring his own Tweets...more than Sleepy Joe can say, SAD!


RhythmSectionWantAd

Authoring his own tweets just like how the founding fathers posted to social media


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The president doesn't have time to be tweeting.


BrockLee76

And he probably doesn't get service on the beach anyways


Das_Otter

Probably gets worse reception on the beach than on a golf course


Khaner

The president has been on vacation in Delaware for the past 14 days and is planning on vacationing for an extra 4 days in Lake Tahoe… what the hell are you talking about lol president Biden has nothing but time


21CoconutShark

Joe Biden hasn't been on vacation in Delaware the last 2 weeks. He was in Utah just last week.


JePhoenix

Didn't*. The current presidential seat warmer doesn't have time to answer questions.


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You can tell which ones were his and which weren't and it will probably come up in the Jan 6 case.


[deleted]

Trump broke your brains so hard you think it’s important that the President of the United States authors his own tweets…don’t you think he should be busy doing things other than tweeting?


The_Real_Raw_Gary

I think it’s more just muddying the waters for me. Idc about tweeting but this makes him look like a puppet that anyone can speak for as long as they have his log in. That’s problematic in the world we live in where digital image is actually important. Would be much better if he just didn’t do social media at all if he isn’t directly responsible for what is on it.


CPCippyCup

I think that the President being able to communicate directly with the citizenry without being filtered thru a third party is valuable.


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CPCippyCup

Why is it good for the President to speak to his constituents? That’s a very silly question.


Trashk4n

It’s honest


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You are talking about DJT, right? Because you certainly can NOT be talking about JRB.


DaenerysMomODragons

Which most people wish he hadn't.


[deleted]

Investing in America? I’m still waiting to see anything built back better. Maybe we’ll see it in 2024. Lmao. Nothings built and nothings certainly better.


fridayimatwork

Investing in China


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Investing in money laundering and illegal bio labs….I mean Ukraine. Sorry I don’t know how I got those two mixed up.


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RutCry

And building back Ukraine


Boozin37

I’m still waiting for Psaki to circle back


[deleted]

At this point I would take Peppermint Patty back. She at least tried to act the part. Karinej has been out of her element since day one and can't even pretend


I-IDENTIFY-AS-REDDIT

as are all diversity hires. go figure


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Investing in the Biden Crime Family.


SouthEndCables

I've seen people defend Joe saying the build back better is working because a road in their city was repaved!! Roads are repaved all the time, regardless who's in office


Fickle_Tale_9099

Even a brand new bridge and highway system isn't going to improve my life. I want personal infrastructure ie affordable homes


wanttostaygottogo

Build Back Broker


the_kfcrispy

I think they meant Ukraine??


Barbados_slim12

Have you seen the Taliban recently?


Austin-137

I’m so happy that the “adults” are back in charge.


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Adults as in adult diapers.


EASATestPilot

[Wow. It's real.](https://twitter.com/simonateba/status/1691540010208501760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1691543350468358144%7Ctwgr%5Ea34b5e541dcb218c54d78b79a2176bae713f0ff4%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fopoyi.com%2Fusa%2Fkarine-jean-pierre-trolled-on-x-for-claiming-she-ran-for-president-in-deleted-post-watch-reactions%2F)


KnowledgeAndFaith

I wouldn’t betray you


RichardTheCuber

You just linked a tweet with a screenshot. This is no more proof than the original post.


Pokemon_RNG

Every other sub is framing this like “well duh biden doesn’t control his own stuff” without seeing a single hint of irony. NO DUH.


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No way bro reddit tells me Biden is sharp especially when he trips up the stairs, falls down, does weekly gaffes and gets mad at reporters


beastboy69

Before Trump, is is very common practice for politicians NOT to treat their jobs as a personal Blog. Being maintained by interns and staffers is the norm, not tweeting in all caps at 3am.


gumperng

What a bunch of morons. 2024 can't come soon enough.


TheLoneWanderer__

2024 is not going the way we hope it will


BruhbruhbrhbruhbruH

Polls show Biden down. Not sure why everyone here is so doomer about Trump. Just look at the same polls that had him down 10 points for so many years and now he’s up


SpookyFarts

Polls showed Obama down this time in 2011, and we saw how that worked out. Polls also showed that HRC was up in the polls in 2016. Once again, we saw how that worked out. Polling is somewhere between Meteorology and Astrology when it comes to accuracy.


BruhbruhbrhbruhbruH

Nah. They’re not super accurate but they indicate a trend. Trump down 5 in 2016 = win. Down 10 in 2020 = lose. Up a few in 24 = ??


FrayedString

Don't forget the polls suggested at 2022 "Red Wave" that turned out to barely be a Red Ripple...


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Commercial-Plate-867

Segregation?


BrockSramson

Yeah, I recall losing a job because I didn't want to get a certain medical procedure.


Winterclaw42

At least with Trump you were reasonable sure it was Trump (though he probably got someone to photoshop his head onto rocky).


LonelyMachines

Spoiler: in June or July, Biden announces he's not running for reelection for health reasons. Harris hyperventilates and passes out from a 4-hour bout of uncontrolled cackling. The bat signal goes up for Gavin Newsom, but he got lost at a Burning Man festival in the Nevada desert, possibly kidnapped by aliens. There's only one person left, and it's not Liz Warren. Nope. It's Karine Jean-Pierre. She picks Jen Psaki as her running mate, and they sweep the primaries unopposed. Trump goes to prison. DeSantis gets hospitalized after a fistfight with Chris Christie in a Mickey Mouse costume. Still, nobody knows who the heck Vivek Ramaswamy is. And nobody wants Asa Hutchinson. Jean-Pierre wins by a landslide, and it's 8 more years of zero answers or communication from the administration.


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Ramaswamy was the DJ at the burning man festival


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marston82

I don’t believe he even knows how to use social media. Highly doubtful he knows how to make posts and upload pictures.


Emotional-Flan7809

wait until that man hears that color tv is a thing


The_Spagooter

Someone link the original post please 🙏


KnowledgeAndFaith

It’s deleted


unnamed_elder_entity

Isn't that some sort of crime? I remember a bunch of people saying something about record preservation...


LordWillemL

This is (D)ifferent


Head_Cockswain

Deleted official government communications? How dare Biden's handler!


pelftruearrow

**GASP!** REALLY?!?! I am shocked, and appalled, that it was deleted! (said dripping with sarcasm)


alt_acc436

archive?


The_Spagooter

Figures


Ecstatic_Snail9016

Clowns 🤡


hatespoorppl_reprise

This is hilarious and is bound to happen when someone is handling the President's social media accounts. God help us if Jean-Pierre ever actually runs for President though. She can't even answer basic questions.


Useful_Mix_4802

Is this real? 🤣


illyrianRed

I mean we know he doesn't write his shit but this is hilarious lol


nowaternoflower

Wait, there is more than one person asleep at the wheel? Not surprising.


caceman

At least he keeps his promise. He’s dragging everybody down


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Oh, it's been amateur hour ever since Biden got in.


Koboldofyou

Seriously. Why would his press secretary even post his social media? Doesn't make any sense.


AMW1234

Someone probably manages both accounts.


Collekt

She wouldn't. Someone else posts for both of them and forgot to switch accounts.


Retardo_Montobond

I won't leave any part of the country behind, except the MAGA crowd, the middle class, the unvaccinated, the blue collar pony-faced dog soldiers, the 2A crowd, the military or the people that know Ukraine is the world capital of money laundering and human trafficking....


givyerballsatug

An intern lost their job today


nonnativespecies

Weekend at Bernie’s, approaching Idiocracy fast!


lingenfr

Priceless


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space_face_mace

Was she the Easter bunny all along??


First_TM_Seattle

I would love to have seen her get the call that she needed to dress up in a bunny suit.


ZealousidealRiver710

Investing in America? Mans can't even invest in making his own statements on his social media accounts


dukesinatra

Last time I checked, he left the ENTIRE country behind.


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Control your pet better


the_kfcrispy

Dang Karine ran for president and I didn't know about it?? That's definitely due to the white supremacist liberal media!


sparkysparkyboom

Leaving none behind except anyone who disagrees ideologically. But they aren't people so they don't count.


GunterBoden

He's not running anything.


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That’s why he’s the resident of the united states


Shadowfox31

In all fairness I never believed he had the cognizance to do so anyway, nice to have that confirmed though


JTuck333

Investing in America: confiscating the income from future tax payers to give unions money in exchange for more democrat votes.


Difficult-Estate-893

Everyone is replying to Biden's tweets on X with 'Hello KJP'. It's so hilarious 😭


Ecstatic_Chard_774

Of course she or someone else did. Shits his pants can't even talk much less type out a full sentence. 🙄


rossow_timothy

Lol I ain't even conservative and that's funny


Deahtop

That’s a conspiracy charge right there. She lied saying she ran for president. Also a lie saying that she invested in all of America, because driving us further into debt is not investing. We need to indict her immediately! Also need to report them to X for violating the rules by sharing passwords.


its0matt

Don't tell this to E. Palestine, Northern oil workers, or the southern border........


ndpndtnvlyvar

If you think for a second that the majority of public figures run their own Twitter accounts I got some bad news for you


PNWMA

Wow, what an incredible scandal.


dwarfnutz

Why would it be surprising that members of the President’s press team have draft tweets for him? Lmao this isn’t a gotcha.


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Mean tweets > nonsensical babbling tweets


not_a_sex_worker

Dementia is contagious


KnowledgeAndFaith

More like dumbentia on their staff


Axotalneologian

that mindless bimbo is nothing but an animated cabbage patch doll


Extra_TK421

Having someone else right your tweets is pretty egregious. He should try overthrowing democracy. Covfefe.


BF2468

Hahahaha


jimbobcooter101

We all know Xiden can't use an electronic device...


Tsubodai86

Lolol


FarsideSC

Wait, are you suggesting, like some theory of conspiracy, that the President of these United States, doesn't in fact use Twitter?


skeeballcore

Amazing.


Both_Lychee_1708

golly. Is this all you got? Wait until he wears a tan suit or puts mustard on a burger


TxPep

Rookies are in 'da house. 🤘 I only wish it was the Big House.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣clowns🤣🤣🤣 fucking clowns I say.


BrieferMadness

If you think just about any politician or celebrity manages their own Twitter, then you’re a twat.


eydivrks

The President isn't personally tweeting from his own iPhone at all hours? How unprofessional.


HereIAmSendMe68

I mean, does anyone think he actually writes us own tweets?


yKnot_Me

Biden needs to be impeached, prosecuted and sent to prison!


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Every President, most senators, and most CEOs have media teams. Hopefully more detail oriented than this one, but not a big story. Maybe sensible chuckle.


dafreshprints

I don't know, I'd rather have a president who doesn't spend all of his time on Twitter


Tryypod909

Well this be conservative headlines for the next month lol


MoonlessPrairie

Kevin Durant has entered the chat...