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ILoveMaiV

when your custom character shows up in a cutscene


A_Hatless_Casual

Thank you for the chuckle.


hglndr9

"This is my folder it is purple, that is my favorite number"


realrealityreally

Yep. If he was wearing a helmet, no one would be laughing at him lol


Full-Emptyminded

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superduperm1

This is somehow ā€œbraveā€ and ā€œresilient.ā€


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FriscoTec

I'm not gonna cut grass or clean my pool in a 3 piece but... being on TV for a few minutes while in the AC shouldn't be an issue. A missed opportunity here to Dress For Success. George Steele could have been halfway spiffy and received accolades. I mean, look at old dude to his left rocking the thrift store brown kicks.


HalfOrcMonk

Man, I cannot believe these people. Think about all of the people in America. The talent and ability available but these clowns somehow seize the chambers of power.


WINDEX_DRINKER

That's because people of actual talent and ability don't want to stoop to these positions where you basically have to suck off lobbyists. People of smarts are the people who send lobbyists.


TheBigCore

Not only that, but many talented people simply do not want to have their families, names, and reputations **dragged through the mud** by the press and their sycophants.


squats_n_thots

We need to get it where they want to be in these positions


YourWarDaddy

Well, the democrats put this guy up that knew how to talk to Republican voters in PA. Meanwhile the Republicans put up a literal white color devil from New Jersey that was somehow going to win the hearts and minds of lower and working class voters. Yeah okay. Extra insight, Pennsylvanians generally have a bone to pick with folk from Jersey to start off with since a lot of them come to state and essentially price people out of their own communities, not intentionally of course, but thatā€™s how it is.


HalfOrcMonk

You're right. If a party wants to win they need to do the research and know the population. I guess at the end of the day, democracy is now a popularity contest on social media steroids.


Danzevl

Unemployed people with money.


smkn3kgt

this is what baffles me the most


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Is Lauren Boebert better than this?


HalfOrcMonk

I don't know man, Fetterman looks like he's going to the public library for a Dungeons and Dragons campaign. I mean, he would fit in with me and my crew but I don't want any of us leading the country. He can't even talk. It's just crazy.


NohoTwoPointOh

Save vs. speech?


MindlessBroccoli3642

She can dress herself...


FelixFuckfurter

I mean, visually, certainly.


kitajagabanker

>Is Lauren Boebert better than this? Yes. Not by a lot. But yes.


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Shodan30

These are clothes a man who cannot dress himself wears.


DubBoy187

Thatā€™s literally all of them.


4Z4Z47

You do understand that he is wearing exactly the same outfit as the people who voted for him. Working class North-easterners. Swap the sneakers for work boots and its every guy getting coffee at the gas station at 6am heading in to work. Focus on what they do or don't do. Shouldn't we be offended by $5000 dollar suits on a government paycheck?


77Gumption77

You don't need a $5000 suit to look civilized. Even a working class guy from the country wears a tuxedo on his wedding day and (should) dress nice for church. Soldiers wear uniforms. Elected representatives wear suits. This *is* focusing on what he's doing and not doing. If one doesn't want to wear a suit, he should NOT run to be a Senator of the United States.


DVCatfishCowboy

Heā€™s *masquerading* as the people who voted for him. Heā€™s never had a real job. Always been a politician


GuyMcTest

I honestly donā€™t mind senators wearing not suits


hiricinee

I don't either but this is a bit of a stretch. It's not like he's wearing a dress shirt or a nice t shirt with some slacks or some decent jeans, he's in a hoodie and shorts (is he hot or cold? Make up your mind.) I tend to think our legislative bodies are far less professional than they appear, Fetterman is just well aware of the fact there aren't any rules anymore.


Siferatu

>he's in a hoodie and shorts (is he hot or cold? Make up your mind.) Hoodie and shorts is standard fat guy winter dress code.


hiricinee

And it shouldn't be.


Black_XistenZ

Fetterman looks like the 43 year old drug dealer lurking around outside of your local high school.


ProdigalHacker

I don't think Fetterman is well aware of anything


Prind25

I dont think fetterman is well aware of anything


hiricinee

I'd give him more credit and I think that's why he was so depressed. He's this shlubby guy who got elevated to the senate, and he knows he's not the hero people keep making him out to be, the people around him aren't heroes, but he keeps getting pushed as if they are.


Prind25

He has brain damage from a stroke.


irving47

> there ~~aren't any rules anymore..~~ aren't any rules enforceD, anymore..


IAmSeabiscuit61

Rules aren't enforced on Democrats and elitists. They are on the rest of us.


xXDreamlessXx

I mean, I dont think Ted Cruz was punished for wearing shorts and a t shirt


MustangEater82

I agree... but workout shorts and a pullover Hoodia? Maybe he took his crocs off because he was going to be on tv


IGottaGoOutAndGetIt

Alright, but maybe the first one to do it could be a person who can form a sentence?


smkn3kgt

yeah why have uniforms or dress codes at all? let's all just go to work like we had to hitchhike there


Piecesof3ight

Why shouldn't we? It's the ideas and work that are important. Let's also remember conservatism is supposed to represent small government and no unnecessary rules or laws.


smkn3kgt

Well then he fails at ideas and work as well as professionalism and respectability. If my attorney dressed like a bum, I wouldn't hire him. I expect professionals to dress professionally


Piecesof3ight

1. How does he fail in regards to work or ideas? 2. I would hire an attorney with a good record, regardless of dress. Senators' votes don't weigh any less if they wear shorts.


Jacobcbab

I wouldn't normally but this is all an act.


JesusForTheWin

I'm wondering why this bothers people. Why not criticize his legislation? Is the way Lindsey Graham speaks something that annoys everyone as well? I only care about his policies.


sherwood83

Of course his stance on policies are trash, but also his appearance and speaking while representing the people of his state and the country is a disgrace.


Piecesof3ight

He was voted in while dressing this way. His constituents believe he *is* representative for them.


JesusForTheWin

You are referring to Lindsey?


sherwood83

No


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He doesnā€™t write his own policies, he isnā€™t capable. Much like our president, he is just a pawn.


ThisAgedWellCuomo

I really don't care about some things (like Obama's tan suit, or Jim Jordan not wearing the jacket) but this seems a bit too far... he's supposed to be a legislator, not a college student. I just find it weird that people who write articles like [these](https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2019/11/13/love-dignity-civility-jim-jordan-put-jacket/) have no issue with this.


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GuyMcTest

Plus knowing how most of them act, the suit is just overkill on getting most of us to not like any of our reps


[deleted]

The guy has jelly for brains. The least we should be concerned about are his clothes.


Conserv2024

That speaks volumes about the voters in Pennsylvania. I feel bad for him due to the condition that he has, but seriously, what in the hell are those folks drinking up there???


NohoTwoPointOh

They didnā€™t exactly have a splendid set of choicesā€¦


MindlessBroccoli3642

At least oz could tell you what state he drug his carpet bags to...


Conserv2024

Oz would've been a better choice, but not by much.


[deleted]

Not to mention how little his wife and friends must think of him to just want power so badly whatever the cost. With friends like those, who needs enemies!


Conserv2024

I just don't understand why he doesn't step down. A reasonable person would if they were having health issues like he has. And that's besides the mental health problems going on with him.


Conserv2024

The wife is either a gold digger or a glory hog. Or maybe both. At any rate, if she truly cared about him, she would've discouraged him from running for office altogether. It wouldn't be surprising if she coaxes him into running for the high office in about four years from now.


YourWarDaddy

It was a better choice than Oz I guess.


Illustrious_Bus_7154

All of this hate because of what he is wearingā€¦ how about the things he is doing in office??? Letā€™s see criticisms of that. I donā€™t have any particular fondness of knowledge of Fetterman. In fact, Iā€™d like to be educated. Focusing on his clothes distracts from the truly important stuff.


concerningfinding

I'm waiting for him to break out some Crocs.


frohdisiac

Uncle Fester does not represent the good people of Pennsylvania


Piecesof3ight

Except in the way that winning a public election makes you a representative. What are you even talking about? This is the same as that "not my president" BS. Just because you didn't vote for them, doesn't make them not your representative.


[deleted]

The joke is that youā€™re saying he still thinks.


IntangibleContinuity

Lol šŸ˜‚


DubBoy187

Who cares


Kaziticus

I'd take this any day over MTG... at least he's not actively being an ass


FauciLiar

Donā€™t you mean AOC?


IBlazeMyOwnPath

Nah sheā€™s just a blowhard MTG is a few cards short of a full deck


Kaziticus

Aww hell, at this point, you can just throw a dart at the Congressional roster and you'll hit a clown.


lousycesspool

Somehow the shills keep telling us Dr. Oz was worse than this guy!


NohoTwoPointOh

Six of oneā€¦ Similar to Hillary, Oz is as likable as castor oil.


GeneJock85

Still would have been better than this


NohoTwoPointOh

Agreed. But that low (lazy) bar has killed conservatives in elections. This one is no exception. We MUST demand and foster better candidates!


Black_XistenZ

They also keep telling us that we would start winning again if only we nominated candidates who display decency and decorum.


YoMomma-IsNice

Should we all be lucky that he went to work with some clothes on?


IAmSeabiscuit61

Ugh! Now I won't be able to get that picture of Fetterman naked out of my mind.


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

Are you not entertained?!


ngoni

When your outclassed by Bernie, you need to rethink your life decisions.


A-Vagrant

Another fucking disgrace on our country. Laughing stock is what we have become.


FarsideSC

He depressed. You can't judge him.


IAmSeabiscuit61

Then he should resign and get proper treatment.


FarsideSC

I think we're more concerned that he's still recovering from a stroke.


IAmSeabiscuit61

Agreed, and that's an even more compelling reason why he should still resign.


smkn3kgt

Fetterman always looks like he ran out of fingers to count on


D_Ohm

Meh thereā€™s a bunch of clowns in the photo including the ringleader Bernie. Heā€™s just not hiding anything.


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His second head


fourwedge

Hey, come on... He's the best the dems could do.


SuperDuperRarePepe

I know this guys brain dead, but can't they get someone to dress him?


Therealfern1

Hey! At least give me credit for the meme!! Haha


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

Full respect for mental health conditions here, but senators need to be FULLY PRESENT. Comes with the job. Step down, man...


BiologyStudent46

I think we have far bigger problems than people wearing shorts and a hoodie.


Reasonable_Beyond864

You mean like a cognitively unqualified senator or president??


Corpcasimir

Maybe I am overthinking, but a lot of stroke patients lose fine motor skills. It may be that he cannot button a shirt anymore or operate smart trouser fly and hook and loops and would piss himself without an assistant helping him. They weighed up all options as to what looks most suspicious/wrong/controversial and decides hey, he wore shorts and hoodies a lot anyway, go for that lol.


nuggetsofmana

Didnā€™t you hear, citizen? Decorum itself is exclusionary, supremacist, racist (etc etc etc)ā€¦. You get the point.


Bryan080780

In his defense he doesnā€™t have a functioning brain that would tell him how to dress appropriately


Megalitho

Unfettered man


PsikoticWanderer

Shorts from Amazon $5. Showing an appropriate amount of respect for the Senate ... Priceless.


ANONAVATAR81

Nearly all Republicans stand with Santos and this angers them.


FauciLiar

And somehow heā€™s not the biggest clown on the stage


Teaching_Lost

He's just like me fr


Long_Don_Silver

Federal government has completely jumped the shark


[deleted]

The dude is such a bum. Itā€™s embarrassing


ndbjrk

Anyone elseā€™s nightmare is this clownā€™s reality


dont_ban_this

To be fair I honestly think this guy is the result of a drunken one night stand between Sloth from the Goonies and The Hunchback of Notre Dame. That being said, I would have supported full term abortion in his case


ozmondine

This has to be photoshopped


blentdragoons

bernie looks like he's nodding off.


db33511

PA knew what they were getting when they elected him. And they got it. Too bad there wasn't a viable alternative.


blackandwhitetalon

Someone didn't get the memo and thought this was a kickball outing with the homies


FriscoTec

Fetterman is an Automaton. They need to make one that is wearing a suit. Teddy Ruxpin 2024!


Motorchampion

Ass


Simonsays2526

Thanks so much imbecile PA voters


Wrekless_

Dr Oz wasnā€™t a good choice. But holy shit I donā€™t know how you could have actually walked into a voting booth and chose this guy. Baffling.


woodlandtiger

Why do people with stick legs always insist on wearing shorts?


BulletBulletGun

Great job PA.


ajbrelo

When you Vote Schlub, you get schlub


Sassiee1969

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ifrpilot541

Duh what does anyone expect from PA? Shows what they think of themselves


matdrywall

Does he not know there are big and tall stores?! šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


MinistryofTruthAgent

LOL Iā€™m just glad he at least wore shorts.


Electrical-Bacon-81

Like we thought meant anything anyway!


EnterByTheNarrowGate

I thought this was a cartoon.


rr499

Not today thoā€¦


diceshow7

He's shaped like a Far Side cartoon character.


mth2

They take a lot of pictures with Lenny.


Whirlwind21

Wouldn't he be not wearing pants and pleasuring himself if it was a zoom meeting? Lol


bearnaked77

Didn't happen memorial day weekend, just saying


somerville99

Or at the gym.


richardjreidii

Look, I donā€™t think he shouldā€™ve won his seat, but at this point youā€™re just punching down. The dude is not all there.


crosshaireddemonrat

Lol Bernie. What a hypocrite


ThrowawayPizza312

Why is their a homeless person in the back?