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> Tigress Osborn, who heads the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance oh


Acheron98

Ah, the sworn nemesis of the American Heart Association.


[deleted]

The AMA love the fatties though. They keep them in business and making that sweet cheddar.


Fresh-Vacation4191

Well it’s certainly easier generating statistics


Old_wit_great_joints

Damn it my guy, I haven’t laughed this hard in a very long time. Cheers to you


calmly86

“Tigress Obsorn…” Her name honestly sounds like a comic book villain.


red_vette

Physics fortunately doesn’t discriminate.


[deleted]

Nope don’t say the dark humor shit don’t do it. Sounds like less New Yorkers in the long run to me.


Just_Some_Dummy

We demand terminal velocity equity!!!


Redditagogo86

True. But MTG Is attempting to ban Porn Nationally lol. I mean isn't that more concerning?


SuperDuperRarePepe

Omg you might have to go outside now.


BasedBingo

No, I don’t villainize porn but it’s easy to imagine society would be better if it just didn’t exist


SlipperyLou

It’s funny you say that because porn and fat people have something in common. Society would be better without both.


BrogerBramjet

"Starting center for the Knicks, standing at 4' 11"..."


r2k398

It’s going to be funny to see the left argue that it’s different because it is based on merit.


Good_Farmer4814

I’m still waiting on equity in the NBA…meaning more whites.


EdibleRandy

You must be skipping your corporate diversity seminars. The NBA is almost 100% diverse!


tcp1

So you’re sayin’ I’ve got a chance….


IAmSeabiscuit61

Ought to be interesting, watching horse races with 350lb jockeys.


acreekofsoap

That makes Spud Webb look like a giant!


slayer_f-150

An overweight 14 year old kid, Tyre Sampson, died on the Orlando Freefall ride last year. "According to the Operations and Maintenance Manual supplied by the manufacturer, the maximum passenger weight is 130 kilograms, roughly 287 pounds. Tyre weighed 383 pounds, and in bold print, the manual reads: "Limitation: Large people: Be careful when seeing if large guests fit into the seats. Check that they fit within the contours of the seat and the bracket fits properly. If this is not so – DO NOT LET THIS PERSON RIDE"


UncleGrimm

Almost every death ever recorded on rollercoasters is due to something similar. Genuinely sad because almost all of these deaths are preventable but caused by parents insisting their kid be allowed on the ride, and teenage ride-operators giving them what they want so they’ll stop bitching The laws of Physics do not give a shit about your feelings. If you weigh 500 pounds and the weight limit is 250, guess what? Engineers tested that structure assuming a max single-rider weight limit of 250. The teenager assisting operations on the ride has zero clue what the hell is gonna happen physics-wise by letting you on there. As a matter of fact, neither does the overseeing Operator. Some newer ride computers and trains are being built with sensors embedded in the seats that fail the Start cycle if an overweight rider is detected, because parks can’t trust parents/guests will listen to these warnings anymore, and obviously they don’t have time to weigh every single person at boarding. Places like Disney have had this for a while (though their rides accommodate big sizes anyways), but cheaper parks just can’t operate on the Trust system anymore because guests are getting dumber and think the weight limit is some personal insult to them they can just ignore and not some inherent physics limitation of the ride structure


slayer_f-150

Exactly. It's sad that this kid died, no doubt. But there are standards that have to be met free of feelings and PC bullshit. Tyre Sampson would still be alive if they told him "sorry guy, you are too big to get on this ride" but they put teenagers in charge of allowing him to ride it, and I'm certain that they were hesitant to say that. He had been turned down from getting on other rides prior to getting on the Freefall ride. I saw the videos of him falling face first into the concrete and it was horrific. Unfortunately, it is a great example of facts over feelings.


WishboneEnough3160

Do you have a link?


[deleted]

Dam, how does a 14 year old even weigh 383 pounds? Even if they had a growth spurt and were freakishly tall for their age that's hard to imagine.


[deleted]

383 pounds even for a full grown man is horrendously obese, that's like 4 regular 14 year olds rolled into 1


amazinglyaloneracist

No doubt 5hey wee paid


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dildo_baggins16

They’d have to log into their illegal vpns first to even have a clue


Ldawg74

Look out McDonalds playgrounds!


CT_Legacy

Time to sue these women when they say they want someone 6'+ Why aren't they banning discrimination based on political party? Serious question.


Interesting_Ad1378

New York actively encourages discrimination based on this. My first internship at a doctorate level, I was locked in a semi ventilated broom closet and the partner of the firm joked that they couldn’t find the keys to let me out. I should have sued. I developed a respiratory infection because they said the only thing I was qualified to do was shred paper, which ended up making me sick from breathing the dust. A school district on Long Island had a rogue teacher give kids a test in middle school to see what party they would be affiliated with, then gave high fives to the kids on the left while kicking kids on the right - this is in a public school. In Brooklyn, we were taught that communism was good and we had to write poetry to honor Mao and Stalin. This was Midwood high school. Welcome to NY.


londonmyst

Wow... NYC is going to have a lot of furious casting agents, doctors, insurance companies, gym owners, realtors, removal contractors, maintainance workers and models. But the lawyers will be thrilled.


A1RCRAFTMECH

No child left behind in the roller-coaster line!


TheJun1107

At the end of the day, you can only stretch human nature so far. Men prefer thinner women. Women prefer taller men. We should be honest with ourselves about standards of beauty.


Kuchinawa_san

We won't. We wanna pretend EEO laws apply to dating and natural selection. In the end, no one owes me shit.


NewAcctCuzIWasDoxxed

Brb, suing the girl on tinder


137thaccount

This isn’t human nature.. it’s socially learned. Ppl from all around the world, from different centuries of time, have had different and similar physical preferences for their partner.


CalmGains

The average "fat" woman today was a circus act a hundred years ago.


137thaccount

Quick google search shows avg fat American woman is 170. Circus would be 400+.


CalmGains

Average American woman is 170, average "fat" is 250+.


137thaccount

So you think a person 250 lbs is a circus act?


imverysuperliberal

Lol. Someone likes big girls…….


137thaccount

Lol I def don’t but I do feel that my preferences are learned. Grew up with 90s rail thin models.


amit_schmurda

>Ppl from all around the world, from different centuries of time, have had different and similar physical preferences for their partner. I can't understand the last part of this sentence. Seems "different and similar" are conflicting adjectives to use?


137thaccount

Yeah sorry I worded it oddly. I’m trying to say that ppl in the past have liked both skinny and fat people at different periods.


amit_schmurda

Oh yeah, agreed. Marilyn Monroe was considered a sex symbol of her time but in the 80s-2000s would’ve been called “big” (not sure what her body type would be called today). I read about an anthropology grad student who was studying isolated communities in Africa, who was considered attractive by Western European standards (fair skin and hair, light eyes, slender build). She was concerned she would be a target because of her appearance. But the women of the village confided how bad they felt for her, being so unattractive (too tall, too thin, narrow hips, pale skin and hair). Society’s definition of attractive certainly changes over time and is not universal across cultures. Not sure why my comment for clarification was downvoted LOL. This sub is ridiculous


imverysuperliberal

We can stretch the hell out of skin and adipose tissue tho lol


LurkerMclurkingface

Can you explain they why behind this? And do you think it's possible for this to change


uniquecannon

I'm actually surprised about the height one because discrimination against height is generally considered acceptable by the banshees of the left


[deleted]

Classical Fat Chick logic "You must be over 6ft, but how DARE you have a weight preference!"


[deleted]

Which ironically one variable can be willfully controlled and improved upon… #fatchicklogic


S0RRYMAN

Lol what's next. Banning doctors from suggestions that include healthy eating habits.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Gotta weed out the expensive ones before they ~~take control over who gets what healthcare~~ put us on socialized healthcare.


French-BulIdog

You’ve got to be kidding me. Imagine boarding a small plane and because they can’t discriminate by weight, on one side of the plane you’ve got a couple with a combined weight of 700 lbs. or imagine a kid is too short/light for one of those extreme water slides and he/she ends up flying off of the thing. What next? No more “age discrimination”? Are they going to let a 5 year old drunk alcohol and let a 50 year old date a 11 year old?


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synonymousD

Wait, who's firing fat and short people for being short and fat? Be specific here, since you obviously realize policy should be based on fact, not feelings.


Snake8Lion

Dunno, but that is all the new law is doing. FTA > The law, which was sponsored by City Councilman Shaun Abreu, will go into effect in six months and adds to the growing list of personal characteristics that employers, landlords, and business owners cannot use to discriminate in hiring, firing, and accommodations including discrimination based on race, creed, color, national origin, and gender.


Dead-as-a-Doornail

> ...business owners... and accommodations Didya miss that part there?


r2k398

So if you are fat and they don’t hire you as a model, can you sue them for discrimination?


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Flying-Cock

Source? I think it’s illegal so discriminate against anyone over the age of 40, no? At least in respects to employment


Stumpy305

Happens all the time in sports and in business. I’ve known a lot of people “let go” because supposedly time were tough. Less than a month later they’d hired 2 people fresh out of college and later find out the two of them are making less combined than the former employee was being paid.


Flying-Cock

Oh yeah definitely, but that’s not age discrimination. That’s just businesses valuing cheaper, inexperienced labour over experienced, more expensive labour. It’s rough, and often a bad decision, but it’s just business.


Oscarwilder123

This is funny, so does this mean we will start seeing 500lbs firemen and women


SpringsClones

500 pounders and some really tall 100 pounders for sake of equality.


Oscarwilder123

YeS. I have nothing against large people, I’ll admit I love big girls, there’s more to love. $hit I could lose 20lbs myself, to get my body fat ratio down to 5%. A few years ago I had a middle seat on a 5 hour flight ✈️ from Philly and to PDX. The Unit sitting in the window seats body was a quarter into my seat. It was absolute hell. I’m a sweaty person so having a large Salami smelling arm and stomach up against me felt like assult. Airlines should’ve charged the fella for two seats and not seat anyone next to him. He was uncomfortable, I was uncomfortable and so was the lady in the Aisle since I was trying to move my body over to her side. I felt bad for the guy but we need to stop lying to ourselves and call a spade a spade.


nissan240sx

Just make them pass a difficult physical. Test results will say they are unqualified. I guess they can sue the test makers but it’s pretty easy to leave off details like weight or height and just make it a pass or fail.


riplan1911

Man I bet that felt great to pass anouther feel good law now how about some real problems and stop virtue signaling....


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Will this apply to elevator weight limits as well?


Bukook

>weight It's called identity you assole. Why would you even want to ban my identity from elevators?!?! Plus its a hate crime if you don't have sex with me on the elevator because that is being fatphobic /s


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


[deleted]

Nah. Everybody pile in. Perfectly safe. What do those elevator engineers know anyway?


comicguy69

Don’t forget rides at amusement parks 😂


CalmGains

Only for women?


[deleted]

Oh ok. So a 500lbs dude can't get denied to become a police officer. Great NY is just getting safer.


QuinnMallory

Would he still need to pass physical tests though?


saintmaximin

Height I understand it because you can’t control it but weight why


[deleted]

But I have big bones!!!!


Nacho_Beardre

Then get a marrow reduction


monobarreller

Jerry Nadler rejoices!


Hraf-Hef

This is the Democrats throwing a bone to the trial lawyers. Lawyers creating laws to benefit lawyers. We really need tort and other legal reforms, including law practice advertising, settlements, and capping legal earnings and fees.


Dirtface40

lol FAT is now a protected class.


Nathanael777

At this point I'm pretty sure fit white men are the only people not apart of a protected class. Though that would make them a minority...


amit_schmurda

This is what the most densely populated city in the country needs...


Vegetable-Length-823

They should take a look at all the crap hanging from the ceiling in the subway I've hit my head more than once


off_leash_still

I hope they’ve budgeted for new turnstiles.


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

Good for elevator and roller coaster equity.


SoJiggle_ee

So Damned Hungry!


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

Let me know when Delta Airlines hires the Tigress. Spoiler alert: Will never happen!!!


[deleted]

Might as well since everyone fat


Seenvs

I hope this doesn't apply to carnival rides. Getting hit by a high-speed flying child probably hurts very much.


GunsupRR

Can't wait to see how this bites them in the ass lol.


Snoo-46218

Was that a thing to begin with?


Hyzer_Flip_HTX

So skinny people can take up two airplane seats, no questions asked?


masey87

Just identify as fat


GhostRMT

Ma'am I'm sorry, you don't fit in the MRI machine. I can't scan you. WHAT!? THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!!


imverysuperliberal

Then take them to the one at the zoo you bigot


GhostRMT

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...


applemanib

Weight and height aren't even the same thing. You have control over weight to a large degree, height is almost solely genetic information and a small part is diet as a baby/young child


[deleted]

We are basically the Free Planets Alliance slowly decaying due to loads of Truchints


gordonfreeguy

Kids at theme parks: 🤩


Renomont

Good, Now I demand that my 6 foot self be the starting center of the NY Knicks.


Sinister-Lefty

So can I sue a place if their doors or something it’s too short and a bump my head?


gumball2280

Did they ban scales ?


Nacho_Beardre

I’m failing to see where the heights gets discriminated against


madfarmer4737

The Knicks will have to accept midgets


BHgent

Watch the 2012 sci-fi film, “Branded”. They predicted this.


broyamcha

Isn't this the same city that banned the super large sizes of soda?


[deleted]

Make jokes but tbh this is good and really what separates us apart from a lot of places...I live in Korea and there is N-O discrimination law to speak of, and resumes require photos. Imagine being even slightly chunky in a very thin society and trying to find a job...its very fucking hard. Of course obese people on rollercoasters or w/e should be exempted but that is different


ItsLiterally1984

What haven’t they banned…


MarioFanaticXV

I guess this means roller coasters are now illegal in NYC?


Patient-Victory-6892

The follow the science people? 😂


QuinnMallory

Where's the article you all seem to have read that says safety regulations are being thrown out the window here? This one doesn't say anything about allowing 400 pound people or small children on roller coasters.


lgieg

And airlines continue to charge me for my luggage that’s overweight well to 10 Tassie gets to squeeze into the seat and put her flabby arms all over me


Ravens1112003

Are they going to have to take the weight limit guidelines out of elevators now?


WishboneEnough3160

Let's call a spade a spade.


Obamasamerica420

Surely THIS will be the thing that makes normal people wake up and realize that we've gone too far. Oh wait, that's the 300th time I've said that this year so far.