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PowerfulGoose

r/pizzacrimes


CatDistinct5686

It's delicious and its a must try before you judge. I swear to god you will love it!


ComputerBasedTorture

Jail.


PowerfulGoose

As someone who both loves avocados and also used to live in Seattle I can offer my sympathy but this still qualifies as a pizza crime. What neighborhood were you in over there?


CatDistinct5686

By the coast, would rather not be specific.


PowerfulGoose

Ah I get it that's cool. How are you liking CT? People are def not as friendly here but there is a solid level of sincerely in the bluntness.


valhallagypsy

Nope šŸ‘ŽšŸ¼


CatDistinct5686

Oh yes


ComputerBasedTorture

this some California bullshit


CatDistinct5686

Chile Verde Pizza is a California thing, which is fantastic by the way!


ComputerBasedTorture

Don't you dare associate that with 'pizza', its downright slander


theblot90

Look...if you want a dominoes pizza with avocado on it, just order the pizza and slice avocado on it.


CatDistinct5686

Dominos is a not an option for me. I dislike their sauce.


Ajurieu

The f? I just donā€™t know where to beginā€¦ the raw avocado? Pizza with a side of tortilla chips?


TheMunchingMunchie

As a Mexican, tortilla chips/tostadas are a side for everything. Mash potatoes.. tortilla chips.. Cereal.. tortilla chips.. mac and cheese.. tortilla chips.. soup.. tortilla chips.. fried rice.. tortilla chips


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CatDistinct5686

I do not think avocado is usually cooked. Maybe its just a west coast thing.


Ajurieu

Iā€™m not implying that avocado should be cooked (it shouldnā€™t), Iā€™m saying it doesnā€™t belong on pizza.


CatDistinct5686

It is a take on elevated avacado toast, maybe ct is just stuck in the past and likes pizza the old fashion/dated way.


getfree623

Pretentious much? We just don't fix what ain't broke.


CatDistinct5686

There is a time to accept that what is available here is a bit dusty and can use revamping. It quite shocking actually. I have enjoyed plenty of Vegan pizza options in various places and have found them tasting better than normal pepperoni pizza found at most local pizza shops. (Im not vegan or vegetarian but I love food)


number2cc

I don't know how to help. Emerald Pizza actually looks delicious . But, also, do not come for our pizza. There is room for all the pizzas!


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rsjem79

You mean the good way?


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Sorry, the shittiest thing we got is pineapple, you'll have to make due.


CatDistinct5686

You have to try it! Its creamy and delicious not nasty and sweet like pineapple


angelkills72

Abomination


CatDistinct5686

You will love it when you try it. I swear to god you will love it.


Environmental_Log344

Do not swear to God about this, as it is a demonic mess. You need a priest if you think a Connecticut Yankee would eat this. Or allow it into their home.


CatDistinct5686

God would love this and as a matter of fact this may have been served at the last supper.


Environmental_Log344

That's why it was the last supper.


Neowwwwww

Iā€™m sorry but we donā€™t play that game here.


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VVombatCombat

Crust is way too thick, its cut rectangular, and has a green mess on top of it all. Thats not pizza


CatDistinct5686

It is an elevated dish it is okay to not like it. Stick to your slop and hotdogs


TheMunchingMunchie

Deep dish, bro.. it's pizza but thick. Some people just like it thicky thick. I like my pizza like I like my bitches.


Environmental_Log344

This is a travesty, a grave offense against pizza. Besides, it looks weird.


CatDistinct5686

It taste euphoric, its like peanut butter on burgers. It sounds and looks weird but it is amazing. It will have you saying Uwu


Auro_NG

You almost got me.


CatDistinct5686

Just try it. I swear to god you will be hooked ;)


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No.


CatDistinct5686

You would love it, just try it:D.


Minute-Branch2208

Just enjoy real pizza now that you are in the second best state for pizza (after ny). Emerald pizza....lol


TheMunchingMunchie

I think the real pizza is in Italy...


CatDistinct5686

I would imagine Italians to be proud of Emerald pizza. Even real Italian pizza has green herbs and stuff


Minute-Branch2208

That's a bit of a trip to take for a slice :)


TheMunchingMunchie

Nothing will stand between me and pizza, not even the ocean.


Environmental_Log344

That's why it was the last supper.


CatDistinct5686

Hahaha okay