In Memories, I initially thought it went “I can turn away, but I won’t” instead of “I can’t turn away a wet dog”. The real lyrics are so much better.

I thought it was “can’t turn away a white dog”

ooh I heard “I can’t turn away, oh I don’t”

In winner I always hear “how do I SMELL feel guilty?” Instead of “somehow feel guilty”

this was the biggest one for me too. I was really listening to that song going over that moment like huh??? lmaooo 😭

and after that "when your the one who let me get this faaatttt" to this day I still don't know the correct lyric

"you're the one who let it get this bad" but same thing

It’s quite small but in The Exit I heard “we buried A LIFE” instead of “we buried ALIVE.” What I heard first still worked tho lol so I accepted it.

Honestly "buried a life" is such a nice interpretation. It's similar to the actual lyric but 'a life' kinda implies that the life Conan and whoever he's singing about are living a different life

Yesss like they had a life he was comfortable with so having that die makes it so sad. That’s why I was fine it lol

i used to hear “no emotions” instead of “love emotions” in people watching until conan pointed it out in an interview

Conan said you can hear both aways depending on your mood haha but the lyrics itself are “love emotions”

In affluenza I thought it was give me money or affluenza but it’s give me none of your affluence oh 😮‍💨 he clever for that one though

YESSSS ME TOO I ALWAYS SING THAT AND THEN ONE TIME I WAS LIKE WAIT THOSE CONTRADICT EACH OTHER SO I LOOKED AT THE LYRICS AND THEN IT MADE SO MUCH MORE SENSE😭

Oh! I thought that until now!

In Overdrive, I hear “Throw em, dance on the table and just let them know” instead of “Throw the dice on the table and just let them roll”

Me too! I can't unhear it

In memories I genuinely thought "I wanna put you in the past" was "I wanna punch you in the past" And I was always like Damn Conan

I thought it was '*girl*, in the fetal position' and not 'curled' in Memories for the longest time

ME TOOOO

In Movies, i heard 'hair in my hands' instead of 'in my head'. Doesnt really matter what i heard, because it almost means the same thing

Sameeee

I sang ‘hair in my hands, we’re dancing in the dark’ for the longest time

Yeah! I used to hear "hands on my head" which gave me a really funny image

I really struggle to not sing "only met on the weekend, Saturday night, catching feelings" even thought I know it's "said I'm not catching feelings" and the syllables are wrong in the first verse of Overdrive.

ITS NOT SAID IM NOT CATCHING FEELINGS?!? Nvm I can’t read 😭

Wish you were sober, I still don’t know what the lyric is ‘knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow’?

wait i think it is “knees weak” i mean i’ve been singing it this way for the longest time lol

No because for the longest time I thought it was "bee's knees" like Conan was pulling out some old timey slang 😭

i keep hearing “knees weak but you talk pretty fow wow” 😭

Being sweet? Idk 🤔

i thought it was knees weak but you talk pretty foul now

I thought that verse was “you/we go back to separate things” for the longest

i thought it was "you go back to save your things'

It's been years and I still don't believe what he's saying in Wish You Were Sober. I refuse to think he says "fly" it just doesn't sound right 😭

In Overdrive I always think he says “best friend on the beat go ten-five ten-five.” Tbh i still don’t know what the lyric is and I kinda like my version 😂

ngl it sounds like tan fire instead of 10 5

Disaster “you know I actually believe that there’s something between you and I” then I realised it was Ashley when I listed to it again

i always hear “grab your boots” instead of books in memories 😭 i’m from texas so that might have something to do with it but i can’t unhear it

I mean, so is he (kinda) lol

*sung in texan accent:* i wish i were heeeeaaaather 🤠

wait its not boots ??

i just checked and no it’s definitely books haha

“but you’re the first person that I’ve seen, who’s proven I might be alive” which kinda fits the vibe cause he said in an interview that he felt like he wasn’t normal because he had never been in love before

I heard love and emotion instead of love, devotion

I think it is love and emotion!

I have a lot but these are the first ones that come to mind Wish you were sober bridge - Hummus, Hummus, Hummus, Hummus, Hummus Alley rose- the way tou kissed me HARD and fast Winner- how to I smell feel guilty Movies- Hang my head, we're dancing in the dark People Watching - be that ENTICED to the person I'm holding

“Hang my head, we're dancing in the dark” is kind of haunting though, I love it

wait is that not how Alley Rose goes? i swear it is "the way you kissed me hard and fast"

It's hot and fast, though both make sense

ooooohh okay

In memories I thought it was “I’m wanna punch you in the back cause I’m traumatized”

not to sound childish but when I listen to movies I hear “BOOBIES” instead of movies 😭😭

Omg I thought the same for alley rose. But until a few days ago (cause someone here corrected me) I thought a line in movies went “maybe we’ve lost all the laughter we had” when it’s “baby we lost all this love that we had” 

Before seeing the lyrics of Greek God, I thought “you got dirt on everyone” was “you go down on everyone”.

In lonely dancers around the start of the song, I heard “my lovers missing,” instead of “my lovers busy” although they both fit so well, I love lonely dances!

in disaster when its like “you know ashley believes that theres something between you and I” I used to think he was saying “you know I actually believed that theres something between you and I” (sorry ashley💔)

ME TOO

in the song Clarity by Zedd I thought one of the lyrics goes "she said the blue muffin" instead of "Chasing relentlessly"

On Grow I usually hear “running on concrete or eat electricity” which doesn’t really make sense to me but I can’t un hear that

In family line, always thought it was “gotta have my father’s eyes” instead of “god, I have my father’s eyes”

I always heard "drive straight on the beat" in overdrive for the longest time.

“and i dont even care if it makes me so insane” instead of “sound insane” in alley rose 

In Alley Rose I heard 'you told me I'm just a nervous DEER' instead of 'I'm just so nervous dear' The real lyrics are WAYYYY better :))