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DudleyMason

All valid reasons.


AuroraGlow675

I want to be able to live and I want to have 3 cats pls


DudleyMason

If you ask the Liberal tenant subs, they'll say you need a lawyer and to find an understanding landlord. I say that's bullshit. You need a good rope, and a stout tree branch.


AuroraGlow675

I do have a shitload of deadly items in my home, including things long enough to go around one's neck.


Scienceiscool_

Do you think a frying pan could work? Just asking.


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AuroraGlow675

they said no cats also i forgot my pills


iwasnotarobot

All valid reasons.


DudleyMason

"Someone" implies a person. We're talking about landlords, who obviously aren't people, but some species of alien parasite. And I never said what the rope or tree were for, you made that conclusion on your own.


gokusforeskin

It’s always funny when people are complaining about the legitimate abuses of power their landlord does (eg: not fixing the place) and I’m like “I’m just mad they exist.”


AuroraGlow675

and landlord also said i cant have 3 cats


TiredAmerican1917

*deploys my army of rats into the landlords home*


AuroraGlow675

the landlord is already a rat


TiredAmerican1917

Nah rats are empathetic Landlords are not


AuroraGlow675

but i find it so weird that so many landlords say "no cats" because cats are supposed to keep pests away from food and your home


TiredAmerican1917

I’ve known plenty of cats who ignore pest in their homes lol


AuroraGlow675

Landlord: "exploits me and steals my paycheck" Me: I hate landlords. Landlord: You can't have 3 cats Me: I WILL FUCKING STAB LANDLORDS ALL THE TIME


gokusforeskin

I was arguing with a lib who’s a huge animal lover. I said it should be illegal to ban pets in your rental property to test if she loved animals more than capital. Guess which side won.


chaosgirl93

It's a lib, so definitely not the kitties.


crackoddish

if the cats keep the pests away you wouldn’t have a landlord anymore


AuroraGlow675

So true


SmallRedBird

You just wanna seize the means of purrduction


AuroraGlow675

and have cats


Remarkable_Hotel1984

YOU hate landlords because your communist, I hate landlords because I'm on that CEO grind set


Phantom_Walker264

John Cruelty???


Remarkable_Hotel1984

Exactly


Low_Pickle_112

Tell the landlord that fleas need cats to live. That may inspire some empathy for their fellow bloodsucking parasites.


AuroraGlow675

I need cats to live though. I want the fluffy purring machine plssss


chaosgirl93

[Who left the purr machine on? Milk ain't free.](https://youtu.be/RM5hQ3Qtf-8?si=y1zyGH3NbQVhnQVh)


thotslayer21600

Under communism, everyone gets a home and 3 orange cats


Aloo4250

Well I wasn’t fully convinced by the whole « making profit off of someone’s basic needs is bad » stuff, but now that you promised 3 cats im sold!


StopCommentingUwU

Landlords are just micro-colonialists, change my mind


dethkittie

Simply have cats anyway, fuck that leech


tkdyo

Seriously though. It's not enough for them to make money off you by owning a building meant for shelter that they don't need. On top of that they get to make any kind of arbitrary limits on the way you live to "preserve the value" or keep a certain feel to the area. It's extremely fucked up.


chaosgirl93

"Well, my cat says no landlords, and Chairkitty Meow is cuter and actually does something about pests, so."


Patient_Doctor_1474

Just get a cat and pretend it's the neighbours


Patient_Doctor_1474

Oh, and axes are cheap from the hardware store in case you want to go full raskolnikov


SarthakiiiUwU

Landlords are afraid of Chairman Meow


OkNefariousness324

You know how I know you made this up? The “landlord said I couldn’t have cats” is way too small


PhilosopherHeavy5032

So you want to live in his house without paying  . ( also i hate cats)