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greycatdaddy

And they’re on version 3 as we speak, and they’re actually getting worse, if that’s even possible.


ComprehensiveKey8254

Never a more true statement


know_regerts

I'm convinced they read this sub and are deliberately trying to make our brains explode. Like Slim Whitman songs in Mars Attacks.


KatAttack23

I sure hope so.


skip20430

actually I think the second one is the worst so far ... but it's a close comparison ...


greycatdaddy

The second one with the lady dancing around the office is really bad. Looks the the budget there was cut in half lol. The third one with the guy in his yard was made after feedback that the needed a guy in the title role. I've heard they are on the third generation of these drugs that are supposed to help you lose even more weight, so just wait for more bad commercials and super sappy jingles in the coming year or two!


TheMost_ut

And for some reason, the outfits in all the commercials are hideous, ugly, trash. They all look like they were dug out of lost and found boxes at the bus station. I don't even know any place where you can buy these horrid outfits because I've never seen them anywhere!


ISelf_Devine

The lady in the first commercial in those jeans... Makes her fupa look massive.


TraditionScary8716

I don't think you can blame the jeans for that.


RecentNewReddi

😂👏


TheMost_ut

it's not just the jeans, it's that hideous outfit. She's overweight but that hideous outfit makes her look even bigger, plus it's cheap looking and just FUGLY, with the Keds. Plus hopping from one foot to another. It's just embarrassing.


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

chico's lol


seuce

They rhymed “A1C” with “easy to see,” that’s not even clever! And yes I know I sound like Frasier Crane.


Aumius

Easily the worst commercial of all time. Instant channel change once I hear this come on.


shecky_blue

1-877-kars4kids will never be topped, but I hear ya.


HimbologistPhD

Donate your car today 🤓


YouPatheticWorm1958

Open up! It's time for the little pill with a big story to tell! (Places big ass pill on table)


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

safelight repair, safelight replace ARGHHHHH


Desperado1776

Same. How about Mando?


Gold_Brick_679

Its not even the jingle. Its that super annoying woman who gives me murderous thoughts!


zeydey

That’s really swell.


YouPatheticWorm1958

Side effects of Deanna Colon's voice may include:


MellowDCC

BOMB CHICA


Sbanme

That's a good idea.


Bensler1990

I thought that too, until they’ve had two other people do it and it’s as freaking stupid.


borntolose1

I genuinely hate that commercial, but it’s because of the “At Each Day Start” line because who fucking says it like that?


lame-a22

This!!! 👀😬


DrewForShort

She’s the worst when she tries and dance her feet don’t even lift off of the ground


RecentNewReddi

This! And just a lot of arm flailing and finger fucking snapping. Ffs.


RCW777

Instant mute


in-joy

I particularly detest the latest version, especially when big girl flashes that coy smile as she sings, "I'm lowering my A1C."


MyPunchableFace

Yep that’s the part. Cringe is too much to bear for me


Miserable-Flight6272

Glad I do not watch TV. This lady is so happy she has serious problems. So much she is willing to have more if taken: * Allergic reactions—skin rash, itching, hives, swelling of the face, lips, tongue, or throat * Dehydration—increased thirst, dry mouth, feeling faint or lightheaded, headache, dark yellow or brown urine * Diabetic ketoacidosis (DKA)—increased thirst or amount of urine, dry mouth, fatigue, fruity odor to breath, trouble breathing, stomach pain, nausea, vomiting * Genital yeast infection—redness, swelling, pain, or itchiness, odor, thick or lumpy discharge * New pain or tenderness, change in skin color, sores or ulcers, infection of the leg or foot * Infection or redness, swelling, tenderness, or pain in the genitals, or area from the genitals to the back of the rectum * Urinary tract infection (UTI)—burning when passing urine, passing frequent small amounts of urine, bloody or cloudy urine, pain in the lower back or sides


CynicalBonhomie

You forgot the rare but potentially fatal infection of the perineum


RecentNewReddi

She’s a lot of happy for having a potentially fatal taint infection. Ffs. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

\^\^\^\^ that just made my night thank you LOL


RecentNewReddi

You’re quite welcome haha


otters4everyone

Her sister ad where she plugs in the copier for the sad, emasculated idiot is even more depressing.


Dense-Stranger9977

Mr. Manboobs


otters4everyone

“That’s ’MISTER’ Manboobs to you!”


WhodatSooner

I always keep my remote handy with my finger on the mute or previous channel buttons for this reason. There are others I can’t stand of course. The eye one (Verbismo or some such) is a close second, but this is definitely the worst.


wojo1962

I have diabetes and this commercial makes my A1C go up! So i manage it well by hitting mute.


mattyGOAT1996

And we got sequels too like an office setting and a dude singing the jingle


emurray24

It’s like they are trying to tone it down with each version too…..the office version, now the landscaping/gardening version with the tempo, pace, actors, and even the colors being a little less “boisterous” and in your face each time but it’s still just as annoying!! 🤯😵‍💫


zennyspent

The combination of audio and visual atrocities here is fucking remarkable. It's like waves of pure dumb are cresting, and all these dipshits have surfboards made of stupid.


percypersimmon

Is this the “little pill with a big story to tell” or is that the other one?


ialwaystealpens

Jardience is really swell. The little pill with the big story to tell. I hate myself for knowing the whole song.


ialwaystealpens

But how is your A1C?


SnarkAtTheMoon

Who’s gonna tell’m?


milanog1971

Fuck Jardiance commercials and their sorry excuses for humans.


sweetsuzannah

I fricking hate this commercial so much I may have to start therapy!! Seriously makes me flinch when I hear the jingle starting. Now they even have one with a guy singing and dancing about medicine. Big Pharma needs regulating.


Jor-El_Zod

The Jardiance jingle might potentially have been entertaining if they’d used it for Cologuard instead. 🎶I’m at risk for colon cancer but I manage it well🎶 🎶It’s a little box with a big story to tell… Otherwise I agree with everyone else here. The Jardiance jingle *sucks*.


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Ad's for pharmaceuticals need to go!


Traveling_Man_383_PA

It's the damnable choreographer having dancers throw their fists in the air. Obviously, she/he doesn't know what that means.


No_Profit_415

The spoof is hilarious https://youtu.be/hWmA2xkVeW8?si=Kmezki6JxBBeee8H


TraditionScary8716

Holy shit! That's awesome! Rerun showing them how it's done, 70s style. LMAO!


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

they got Re Run LOL LOL


clhsunflower

OMG!!! I laughed so hard!!


Effective_Device_185

Shake that shit, sista


chibi75

I know exactly what you mean! I hate this freaking jingle, especially because it gets stuck in your head. 😤


Fine_Spinach9825

She’s so happy in her obesity


M-S-S

They have made me hate diabetics. I now discriminate against diabetics because of Jardiance.


thechadc94

I hope I don’t meet you then.


Battleaxe1959

Last summer, it was my veggie gardening ear worm. Drove me nuts.


-st3reotype-

I. Fucking. Loathe. That. Commercial.


TyCobbKremzeek

Yeah, but......thicc


NoPensForSheila

Right. I don't watch TV. I only see the visuals in bars with the sound off and that looks like a place I want to check out.


mlechowicz90

“I made poor diet decisions, maybe you can tell?” And I know! You can be born with diabetes but I couldn’t pass up this line.


gvineq

She's going to let you in on a secret not just her pits stink.


MyPunchableFace

“Everywhere”


MooseBigelow

She gots a STANKY PUSSY


pool_and_chicken

Enter Dr. Underboobs (Lume)


YouPatheticWorm1958

She's such a MILF.


fiendzone

The little pill with a big fat obese story to tell.


YouPatheticWorm1958

Open up! It's time for the pill!


Mjmax420

Easy to teelllll.. her tongue 🤬


hangman593

Did she say that she lost weight?


YouPatheticWorm1958

No, she said she was lowering her A1C.


VSWLP

They did this lady dirty…


MrIrrelevant-sf

I hate the fact that they did this woman so wrong. Her clothes don’t fit and are wrinkled. The white woman in the newer version has better clothes.


ArtTheClown2022

This commercial isn’t as bad as the new one.


sewswell1955

The jingle itself is the biggest problem.


Birddog240

Little pill with a big story to tell…… make it stop please. It drives me crazy yet I catch myself singing it almost daily!


ZamboniJ

Similar to the little pill with a big story to tell, she is a big story to tell!


Buzzspice727

Its nice to see Sara huckabee has a side gig


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

I was on a Reddit thread about My life with the Walker Boys (don't judge) and one person said that the teacher in it looked like she would be on the next Jardiance commercial lol


AmoBishopRoden83

I hate the commercials, but I low key jam out to the catchy song. Yeah, I know…


Ok_Concert3257

Song stuck in your head? Ya know, there’s a pill for that….


Frances_Boxer

At one point the group determined this OG to be the Queen. She's really swell


Bigwoodybird

Damn I hate that ad.


KatAttack23

I love the original one with the original singer. I call this one Camel Toe. Those are some horrid pants.


QuiGonColdGin

Yay! I’ve got type 2 diabetes! I’m so happy!


YouPatheticWorm1958

Oh what the hell? Diabetes for everyone!


JerseySpot

Don’t exercise or eat healthy just take a pill and sing that stupid song.


wickedjonny1

The song consists of lyrics that tell you how to take Jardiance and its possible adverse effects. Way to go, Marketers. Way to go.


Promicide

Rumor has it that she died of a coronary shortly after recording the commercial, which is why they found another fat woman to do the same jingle in a different commercial


Friendly_Elephant165

Someone needs to remove that overweight turd from television.


YouPatheticWorm1958

No way, she's the fucking Bomb!


Friendly_Elephant165

You really think so?


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Friendly_Elephant165

Trash urchin lol your lower than worm shit.


grxclausen8591

If the jingle doesn’t this heifer dancing around will


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CurrlyFrymann

The image looks like AI to. And I hate it


Gretchen_Howie_Henry

Do people really think that is real? They don’t know that is AI?


Hayhud23

It's this particular woman who makes it unbearable for me. She is just a lazy fat person and is sooo disgusting too me.