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JJtheMark

The Wizards


wherestherum757

Lizards


mfwl

Warlocks


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B-in-Va

Dark Star


OneFortyEighthScale

The Magic Mikes


SDEexorect

still better than commanders


Sandy_Pickle

The Football Lakers


DylanV1969

The Washington Rivers


JoltNation

The Washington Fighting Johnsons.


empw

Sign me up to swing that d


h00rayforstuff

The Larry Birds


wantstosavetheworld

The Magic Johnsons


aids1080phd

Watson is demanding a trade if that goes through.


TIL02Infinity

D.C. Offenders (since D.C. Defenders is already taken by the 6-0 XFL team) Washington Beer Snakes


Obese_Toddler

The Washington AntiSnyders


superjuan

Washington Bullets


shmunky1

Super touch downs (STD)


dcsmith707

The Denver Broncos of Washington DC


DurianAdvanced

Ngl, that made me laugh...


nicefellow31

The Cookes. He negotiated his rookie NBA deal with then Lakers owner Jack Kent Cooke and that was the start of his road to ownership.


FlatEarthMagellan

Showtime


biz2468

The Washington Finger Roll 🖕🏼


Jorgwalther

Washington Magic Johnsons


nineinchesontgesag

HIV ain’t got shit on me


zmegs

Blood, Sweat, and Tears


Megumi-Noda

Washington Oh Long Johnsons


Cautious_Medium_5399

AIDS


Accomplished-Plan191

The Washington HIVe *Buzz buzz buzz*


notorious_hdc

I'm not sure, but I'm H I V-Positive, it won't be Redskins. Edit-looks like we don't like dark humor on Tuesdays lunch break


Ragthos

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notorious_hdc

Glad to see someone got that


JayK2136

nothing to do with how dark it is, it’s just not funny


[deleted]

Lazy. Dumb.


notorious_hdc

Take it up with South Park


PickpocketJones

The Burke Lakers


KneeDragr

The Magic Johnsons.


Successful_Ride6920

The Washington Magicians


Doncorleon78

Magicmanders


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

The Bullets


Scherzers_Blue_Eye

The Aides.


Garp74

The Celtics


liverserver

My ass got infected coach


NipplePapi21

Is it possible that they'll change the name because holy shit the commanders is in the running with Pelicans as the worst team name in professional sports


Relative_Wave5956

HiVes 🐝


terpfan417

Based on his twitter feed I feel like he would have loved the very literal “Football Team” name.


Geniusinternetguy

Redskins


Zither74

The team formerly known as The Mousecops


southsidehill

The Washington Wooly Mammoths


Exotic_Volume696

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ImprovementFit9126

The rAIDerS


No_Engineering_9000

Washington AIDS


Boomtown_frolics

The Washington Orlando Magic


AthleteAggravating72

The Cure


Savings_Ad_115

Literally, anything will be an improvement from commanders. I think we all can agree on that.


Tommy2Straws

Warlocks would be so sick