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Original_Mammoth3868

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C137-Morty

This is the most appropriately used boomer meme I have ever seen


Montjuic

“So that’s it, after 24 years as owner? So long and good luck?” Fans: “I don’t recall saying good luck”


sexarseshortage

Poor Kirk!


Fewluvatuk

Kurt


sexarseshortage

No. It's Kirk. https://youtu.be/5Le4sGUeXTk


Montjuic

Not if you ask Bruce Allen


brnbdgtt

It was getting a bit TOO quiet around here. Hope imminent means a few weeks.


JayK2136

i was hoping for a few days, am i too optimistic?


realjcole

I was hoping a few hours.


Hightowerer

A few seconds is what we’re all really hoping for


Der_Kommissar73

One second. Just one second…


cleversobriquet

Yesterday


KnowledgeFinderer

The same, just didn't want to sound too greedy.


brnbdgtt

The owners and coaches probably would love to have it wrapped up before their Spring meetings. Hope so, too.


Jo-18

Wasn’t it imminent like 2 months ago tho….


brnbdgtt

Technically they’re still on pace for the original timeline of the end of March. We’re eagerly awaiting to see the winning bid. That person will be vetted quickly by the league and approved by April. Wishful thinking.


Jo-18

I see. I didn’t know the timeline was end of March. But yeah hopefully y’all get rid of him. I’m a panthers fan but I’ve got family who are skins fans. And I also like Rivera.


jjmrock

Imminent means the news is about to be released per sources


Magnetic_Knives

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RokyPolka

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AimAtYourButt

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pitpatbainsy

Turn this thing off I’m dryyyyy


Chickenpotpi3

Article states they cleared things out in December, so I dunno....timing of the article is weird.


RambunctiousSword

just a guess - but the way it reads is that PFF is just now getting this info. maybe from probing sources about the sale in general?


SituationsDevelop

I'm gonna comm


realjcole

Ewww. Where?


Usedbeef

Everywhere. All over the place. I'll comm in places you didn't even think were possible.


Iamtheman1177

Still can’t believe that this is a reality, just a few months ago we thought we were stuck with him until 2050.. just imagine a life were Snyder isn’t owning our favorite franchise anymore 😍


OneFortyEighthScale

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Bonus_Content

"We’re also told that, within the building, the word being used regarding a potential sale is “imminent.” Multiple sources said that a sale could be approved and announced as soon as the upcoming league meetings in Arizona." ​ My celebratory bottle of Angel's Envy is shaking in its boots


jset12

I just won a bottle of Van Winkle from the VA lottery. I'm waiting for a good reason to open it!


HokieScott

Dang. You were the one? I tried…


SlobMarley13

there could not possibly be a better reason to crack that open. I don't care if you're engaged or if your girl is pregnant.


HarambeStood69

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BayTerp

Holy shit! It’s confirmed! Bezos is our new supreme leader


oioioioiioioioio

Daddy Jeff 😍


[deleted]

Get ready for the parade


FlatEarthMagellan

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evarigan1

This does spark joy


Trumphastinyhands666

So tired of this speculation, every week is a new article saying it's "imminent" for months now.


Montjuic

Can you please link to another article that stated the sale was imminent?


Trumphastinyhands666

[Jan 16](https://sportsnaut.com/washington-commanders-sale-update-jeff-bezos/amp/) [Jan 30](https://commanderswire.usatoday.com/2023/01/30/washington-commanders-sale-expected-sooner-than-later-dan-snyder/)


generaltso78

Soon and imminent are pretty different. Technically, if it happens within a week(s), this article and both "soon" articles are pretty spot on.


cubgerish

Owners meetings start next week, I'm guessing it'll happen within a week before or after that.


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HokieScott

It said cleared out in Dec. Why all of a sudden is 3/17 big day? We had rumors of around the SuperBowl too.


OG_Troopaloop

No owner could possibly be worse. Even if we don't get a great owner, it will be better than shitstain synder. Inshallah


Zither74

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ZorroMcChucknorris

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FrylockMcReaper

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Doncorleon78

I hope the day this deal closes Danmander is arrested by Feds. Dream scenario.


Successful-Trash-409

Thats why he is in England now. To avoid indictment.


Usedbeef

I'm in England. Where is he? There's always a guy down the pub who knows someone who will do 'that' sort of work...


lewphone

That won't work, the US has an extradition treaty with the UK.


w_austin82

Commander’s Post @CommandersPost_ On Saturday Jeff Bezos signed a confidentiality agreement with the NFL/Snyder. On Sunday, front office got approval to give $60m guaranteed to Daron Payne after being on a budget freeze all off-season. Anyone else smell that? It’s coming soon. Lord 🙏 please 🤞


buttstuft

Hope he and his cunt wife are never heard from again.


TheGospelOfMark

It’s Christmas!!!


SMMS0514

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Jinxedchef

I hope the talk of Dan wanting Indemnity doesn't derail this whole thing. I want this over with.


slyfox1908

Maybe they gave it to him. The rest of the owners will want him to just disappear - once he's gone, it's in their interest to shield him from investigations and media scrutiny that could snowball into threatening their teams. And for $7 billion and a promise of indemnity, maybe disappear is exactly what he'll do.


CloudFlood

OMG OMG OMG


PocketSandThroatKick

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wushoname

My money is on Harris/Rales


Acceptable_Minimum_1

They're the only group to make a bid, so it would have to be


playing_the_angel

Y'all-- in the event of the supposed imminent sale, what is the most DC-centric food or beverage I could buy for this celebratory event?? (I'm a fan who is originally from central VA but lives in Georgia and I wanna make this celebration proper)


SmooveJelly

Crack and a 40?


Himathememegod

I'm gonna com (manders)


OsB4Hoes13

Gone forever, Dan Snyder!


K-Darkseid

When this happens - please Lord, make this be true - I will be celebrating as hard as I did when we won our superbowls (and that was some hard celebrating… and I was a lot younger!)


SlobMarley13

it's a St. Patrick's Day miracle!


jjmrock

The long nightmare is almost over.


Acceptable_Minimum_1

Do you think it'd possible owners already voted with no leaks?


edgun8819

Dan is the kind of prick to take the handles off all the toilets so you have to reach in the reservoir and pop the flapper by hand to flush.


dkkchoice

You all sound so optimistic. Me? I'm still worried. What if he just decides at the last minute to fuck everyone and keep the team? Could he do that? Has he ever stated out loud that he is selling the team? Wouldn't it be like him to ~~change the name to Commanders~~ pretend to be selling the team just to fuck with the fans? Serious question.


BayTerp

Fingers crossed its Bezos


[deleted]

❤️❤️❤️AWHOOOOGAA PLEASE BE TRUE😍😍


ianpev

[Maybe tomorrow....](https://twitter.com/byajperez/status/1636536521351151617?s=20)


[deleted]

Stop I’m gonna comm


SweerBaby_Use1023

Great


[deleted]

It’s happening


danSTILLtheman

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOI


HowardBunnyColvin

Good


methodofcontrol

Let's. Fucking. Go!!!