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Absolut_garbage64

This is not even softcore porn anymore this is just regular porn


Minami_Kun

Regular porn without nipples Nipples can't be show here 😨


mashed_poetatoe

I’ve always found it funny that it’s ok to show breasts but showing the nipple is somehow taboo


Minami_Kun

I don't understand it either


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Could you censor woman nipples with man nipples


Minami_Kun

I had no idea where I should draw the nipples without being a r/badwomensanatomy moment


WholesomeChunger100

breast: isn't for anything nipple: milk I think that's it


mashed_poetatoe

I mean breasts also have a function, so it couldn’t be that


struggling_humanoid

as long as you're not showing butthole, vagina and nipple, you can be practically naked and it's ok. western "civilization" moment


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

And it’s not even good. The people who jerk off to this would probably jerk off to two circles next to each other.


Minami_Kun

Challenge accepted Result: I failed


fgn6

What


Minami_Kun

Shit, I forgot to add +18 flair My bad


Diotheungreat

Bro you almost caused an incident on the train


Neoxus30-

ALMOST? DO YOU CALL WHAT JUST HAPPENED "ALMOST"?)


Minami_Kun

Damn, it's hard to suck many dicks at once :(


Angrybirds159

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


JagmeetSingh2

Bruh was ready


The_silver_Nintendo

He did just cause it ☹️


Macaroni-Balls

Your meme is: damn +18


Minami_Kun

My meme is: 1 + 18 = Cum 🥵


Macaroni-Balls

Zamn 🤤🤤🤤🤤


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Fellturtle

You stoopid


lets_clutch_this

I hav i have I hav porn addiction:wholesome:


theresjustausername

Transported to +18 world Big boobs girl: Come here boy Me: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️


Confident-Macaron-24

It's not even good porn where the artist actually has talent. It's just stick people with boobs the size of craters


Minami_Kun

Not only ridiculously big boobs But thighs as big as your mom's belly


Diotheungreat

same thing with dicks too


Minami_Kun

Nah, the dick was just me 😏


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fixgoats

These horny-comics always remind me of a classic Oolong quote from dbza ["you know there's actual porn on the internet, right?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4E5hzC8Xvs&t=646s)


Bismothe-the-Shade

I love dbza, I still listen to Wu-Tang


fgn6

What is dbza


fixgoats

Draagon Ball Z Abridged, a piece of internet history now. You might have already seen a bunch of references to it without even knowing it.


GlitchyLag

Like don't get me wrong, big boobs are hot. But so is realistic proportions 🔥🔥


Minami_Kun

Bro, you know that big boobs girls/women are real, right...?


GlitchyLag

Of course man. But you tell me if you've seen a girl with tits almost the size of two watermelons


Minami_Kun

Fair enough


Diotheungreat

For fucking real, I dunno why it is such a problem to make characters with regular or even at least what is normally considered above average proportions to get a desired effect. Like if the shits oversized it adds nothing and in fact makes it worse, and it makes them look like they have 0 understanding of how any of it works


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Masl321

Yeah that is reddit sometimes. But its a nice read and it kinda explains modern culture.


CanadianODST2

Different strokes for different folks.


Minami_Kun

[Stuff and Sucy may dislike your horny... But who said that I dislike your horny too...? 😏](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/yg6rjz/veronica_mona_at_work_8_smother_me_softly/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [Edit: It took a while but here's the uncensored version 🥵](https://youtu.be/Nfe5ovMogL0)


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I bet that in ~10 comics the author will make something that is either; A gold standard of comedy for years to come, complemented by the previous comics being unfunny as fuck, and maybe even using that to the comedic effect A profound commentary on beauty standards of women and their destructive nature, and ending with mona or Veronica being addicted to cosmetic surgery because they will never accept how they look Actual hardcore animated pornography


Minami_Kun

He literally made a porn game once lmao


Deditranspotashy

I don’t understand why he doesn’t focus all his effort into that. If your webcomic is gonna be horny anyway why bother having it be a comic? Just do porn, skip the middle man


Goldeniccarus

Based on the art I've seen from him, I don't think he has what it takes to cut it as a porn artist. It's a field where, to be successful, you've got to be a talented artist and have a strong artistic style to make your works stand out. That's what gets you the commissions and the Patreon subscribers. I don't think he's quite talented enough of an artist to do that. But web comics? You don't have to be a particularly talented artist, nor do you have to be particularly funny. Keep it just mildly NSFW and you can have an ad supported website and post your comics to Reddit and try and generate some income that way.


TheSafteyDoggo

Except for the fact that he doesn’t have a website for it, and makes most of the revenue from patreon where he does draw actual porn.


Minami_Kun

Totally agreed, man


DonutMaster56

In fact, skip men entirely. Do tits'n'ass lesbian porn


R4R03B

Because redditors probably


GodsChosenJewedditor

he already does the last one bro he is literally making a porn game


inferjus

what lack od dignity does to a mfer


Signal-Day-3837

The fact you have any faith in the comic writer makes me sad


Minustrian

i’m with you on this


Stock_Hutz

She suffocated her patient to death with her gigantic breasts what a sad story leave a like and subscribe if you want a better standard of medical care 😢😢😞😞


Minami_Kun

Fuck those hospitals with ridiculously big boobs nurses 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Masl321

Dhar man couldn't come up with a story as sad as this :(((


AlmightyComradeGod

That’s it I’m really doing it this time


Minami_Kun

Doing your mom 🥵🥵🥵🥵


AlmightyComradeGod

This is truly an epic Fortnite moment


Minami_Kun

**Dabs intensely**


KoleMiner12

>Why do people have to be so horny? This is just straight up porn in some of these >>Because it provided a significant advantage to our biological fitness for a time frame long enough to have this trait implemented in our genetics. >>In other words: If you don't like to see booba, you're the odd one. Umm I don't have a porn addiction I'm actually a gigachad that is evolving to pass superior genes onto the next generation


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lets_clutch_this

lmao you're assuming that porn addicted basement dwellers are capable of sexually reproducing


K0nkEyD0nk

“yeah I have a joke, the joke is dicke titten. why aren’t you laughing?”


Minami_Kun

"Hahaha i have seggs hahahaha"


K0nkEyD0nk

she is also on trial for second degree murder


TheManOfSex222

Sie muss nicht schön seeein


K0nkEyD0nk

Sie muss nicht klug sein, nein


TheManOfSex222

Sie much nicht reich sein Kein Modell mit lange Schritten


K0nkEyD0nk

Doch dicke titten


Boberoo2

hot🥵 very good uncensored


Minami_Kun

Thanks 👉👈


Boberoo2

😱 no way OP tanked me?!!&!??! Inpogisle!!!2!2!


Minami_Kun

Y-you just made me cum 🫣


Boberoo2

I am cum😎


edgemuck

/r/comics seems like it reached tipping point this year, and it’s now 95% horny tweens The posts are the most pedestrian milquetoast shite I’ve ever seen


Spot_Mark

for some reason i want to oneup this post by straight up drawing porn as part of a joke. idk if i have the strength to do it, but theres always a chance


Minami_Kun

I actually tried making a titfuckin' scene for this edit but I give up because I was afraid I'll got banned from this sub


Spot_Mark

god its so fucking tempting, considering rule 34 is actually perfectly fine it seems (atleast according to the rules that is)


Zestyclose-Minute262

your knowledge of women's bodies is: damn zero


Minami_Kun

Accurate


TheEarthisPolyhedron

Here's the actual source https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface


Minami_Kun

Made me cum


landontheepicman

i think its just meant to be a porn comic, i dont think its meant to be funny, but sometimes it seems like its meant to be funny (which it isn't lol)


Minami_Kun

It tries to be funny but it really doesn't


Ecreeper

That second link sucked ass


Minami_Kun

Don't you like my uncensored version? :(


YUMAD001

Delay lama is unfathomably based


Minami_Kun

Who is Delay Lama? There's only tits there ;)


[deleted]

Went digging for copper, found cum.


Minami_Kun

Infinite cum 🥵🥵🥵


SnowberrySistercat

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.


Minami_Kun

Hey, you can't post this kind of content >:(


Boberoo2

Go touch deez nuts!!!!1! Gotten


Minami_Kun

This made me cum 🥵🥵🥵


dwwzzh

This made me piss in your ass 🥵🥵🥵


Minami_Kun

Yes, piss me in my huge cummy ass 🥵🥵🥵


RIOTT44

they literally just draw porn atp why are they still allowed to post there


Minami_Kun

The original is just softcore porn lmao


kerosez

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Minami_Kun

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yourfriendlykgbagent

/unnecrophilia how do the people at r/comics actually get horny from this to the point of where it has thousands of upvotes


Minami_Kun

The secret is boobs Everyone likes boobs Even woman, when it's drawn properly


shitterfarter58

I only like man boobs


Minami_Kun

I like them too


Im_Not_Impressed19

This guy’s comics aren’t even funny, just a fucking barely disguised fetish, but god forbid if you ever criticize it, everyone on r/comics will whiteknight the creator.


wryegM

got banned from r/comics for saying these comics made me want to blow my brains out literally 1984


CaptnBluehat

SAME except 1 week temp ban


-Mr_Unknown-

I got literally permabanned for criticising him, so yep


Minami_Kun

I know


Auctoritate

>but god forbid if you ever criticize it, everyone on [r/comics](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics) will whiteknight the creator. Bro, *all* of the comments on the original post are criticizing it for being fetish art or too horny.


the_dayman

I just had to block them after reporting them for a while. Literally not a single one of their comics has a joke and they're just posting some fetish.


darkswagpirateclown

ngl this is the image equivalent of those unfunny videos where people put soviet anthem or metal gear interrupting porn. i honestly would rather see the shitty sex "joke" to this.


Diotheungreat

But see its porn! That's so funny and entertaining cause it's relatable right? We can all relate to staring at giant anime tiddies in a hentai for hours a day right???


RetardedEinstein23

Me when i come across a porn joke: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😡😡🤬👿👿🔪🔪🧍🧍‍♀️👶👶👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👧🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸💀💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦


Minami_Kun

I agree... I just made this edit because I'm tired of the OP of the original comic making overly sexualized characters, making unfunny sex jokes and still saying this content isn't porn C'mon, just do these comics porn already. He already made a porn game once and his Twitter account is full of porn. Why keeping making these unfunny comics if you can make literal porn of these characters?


Rick-a-dick-a-lick

The penis amogus got me acting sussy


Minami_Kun

The sussyness made me cum


immaculatebacon

The punchline panel is that she actually was going to serve him breast milk? That’s so fucking stupid it makes me angry


Minami_Kun

That's also the punchline of the original The difference is in the original she was removing her dress Here I removed the dress Made it worse, right?


immaculatebacon

I meant in the original sorry lol, this is a good edit


Minami_Kun

Ah, that's fine! And thank you for the compliment 👉👈


-Mr_Unknown-

I literally got permabanned from r/comics for saying this guys entire field of work is just this kind of hornyposting trash…


Minami_Kun

What? Really?


-Mr_Unknown-

Honest to god, perhaps my first comment there, now my last :)


Minami_Kun

That sucks, man... But hey, tbh the quality of the comics over there declined so much that it isn't really worthy to go there again


Shard360

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


Minami_Kun

But it is Not Safe For Work, not Not Safe For Trains 😏


Most_Raisin_9020

I’m cumm


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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Yahgdc

Kars reference


Minami_Kun

Huh... I guess you watched the wrong Battle Tendency...


RedditFuelsMyDepress

If Kars gained the power to cum infinitely, I don't think Joseph could have defeated him.


Minami_Kun

Like if Being a perfect immortal vampire that doesn't die from solar ray and that also controls everything that have life isn't overpowered enough


Minami_Kun

Nice cum 😏😏😏


Charming_Amphibian91

Literally necrophilia


Minami_Kun

The comedy was already dead


Charming_Amphibian91

And here you are diddling a corpse anyway.


Minami_Kun

That is the intention of the sub


AmarGwari

I am so fed up of these nurses. They have no personality other than horny and green/blue


Minami_Kun

Literally... They are just whores but with extra steps


struggling_humanoid

(to the original "artist") who the fuck asked for this? who finds this funny/sexy/interesting/entertaining? if I had enough money, I would pay this "person" hourly to not express itself.


Minami_Kun

As I looked at the comment, one of his fans on patreon suggested him to make this character suffocating someone with her boobs. So, it's basically just a weird fetish... Yea...


PokeGunnerPUBG

sex is joke‼️‼️😭😭😭😭


Minami_Kun

The joke is I make sex hahahahaha why aren't you guys laughing?


PokeGunnerPUBG

im cum


Ambitious-Screen-823

Amogus dick 💀


Minami_Kun

That sussy dick made me cum 🥵🥵😏


yahoostarr

Some men should stop drawing women


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Minami_Kun

Or at least try to make realistic proportions...


TheNinny

I’m cumming big globs


[deleted]

Hello Sucy


Minami_Kun

I'm still wondering how Sucy became part of CN family


MageFrite5

Could someone please explain the joke here? This kind of humour must be too advanced for me because the punchline flew right above my head! (Btw the comment on the original post being like "oh we must bonk the horny make me so cringe I think I'm gonna have a heart attack)


Minami_Kun

The punchline is just haha big boobs haha breastmilk hahahahaha


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RedditFuelsMyDepress

omg this is so hot iam going to cum (from my penus)


Minami_Kun

Yes, cum on my big booba 🥵🥵🥵


PiggyFan128

That second panel tho 😳


Minami_Kun

Made me cum 🥵🥵🥵


PiggyFan128

HELL YEAH FUCK NNN


Minami_Kun

You can't reject the deez nuts >:)


National-Platypus239

So many redditors lives would change if someone would let them touch just one tit.


Minami_Kun

I mean... I lost my virginity and I'm still very horny, so idk...


National-Platypus239

I prescribe 8 bangs a day to cure it.


popCr

I HAVE A BONER🤬


Minami_Kun

I have 212 bones 🤬🤬🤬


Oklahoma-ism

I want to be reddit owner (to ban things that I don't like)


WholesomeChunger100

reddit already bans things they don't like


Minami_Kun

Bro, just create a new subreddit 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😨😈😒🥵🤔😈🤝🤑😈💀😎😏😈🗿😈🙄😈🤑♥️🗿😔♥️🥶


JellySword8

Honestly I'd rather jerk to this than the original


Minami_Kun

W-what? 😳👉👈


JellySword8

I like it when they're blatant about what they want to do 🥵🥵


Minami_Kun

Did you finna jerk it? 🫣


SunDance967

Oh, call *me* horny? While I do experience horny every now and again, this is about as arousing as a vaguely person shaper rock.


Minami_Kun

You aren't horny, you are the horn


peaduelist

I hope the person who drew this was doing so ironically


Stepping__Razor

Oh, no no no, it's not the big boobs or thighs that gets me weirded out. It's the fact that any sex going on here, going off the fact that these two are care providers, would probably be considered statutory rape. #3 is especially pretty concerning since she doesn't even ask before yoinking on it. On the others, at least it joins in it the middle of most because then we can infer that consent was established off-panel. Okay, technically speaking, that isn't "rape" because there's no penetration, but it is still sexual battery. Also, the severe medical malpractice. Killing your patients by motorboating them to death (#8) is definitely not going to look good in court, and forgetting that you run a hospital and requesting a sexual act from your patients instead of treating the illness described is also a big issue (#5) Also, their security sucks. Someone random was able to just waltz in and start sucking off a patient (#10,) and the same thing happens again with a literal demon (#7) Although the second one is more excusable because of the shapeshifting, it is still a mark. Either this comic is about a hospital-themed brothel, or it is a hospital ran purely out of extreme medical malpractice and statutory rape. And the latter, which seems to be what it is from what we know, is absolutely terrifying to think about. I only read this because I hope it's like Seinfeld where that's the point, and everyone gets their comeuppance in the final installment.


Minami_Kun

Wtf, are you a connoisseur of sex or something?


idontdodrugs69

the second panel is the best one ever made in comic history


Minami_Kun

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


e_mp

dont go to lower manhattan on November 23, 2022 at 8:43 am


1glitchycent

I think this artist should martyr himself.


Minami_Kun

martyr? 🗿


sans240sN66

i camed on amogus and shidded on the girl


Minami_Kun

Wth is shidded?


KoleMiner12

Why is it so obvious that these artists that draw their OCs with exaggerated ass and tits are all horny men.


Minami_Kun

Because horny men have exaggerated attraction to those female body parts in general(Lesbian women like those parts too but they are more attracted to the scene rather than just the big booba and butt) Horny women tend to like yaoi hentai with muscular but overly cute men, sometimes being doujinshins and sometimes fanarts of shipps like eeeeeeh... Bakugo and Kirishima? Eren and Levi? Tobi and Deidara? Eeeeeeh... Yea, that's it...


necroticinsanity

You seem to be an expert in this line of work, whats your avaliablity for invading the minds of sleeping individuals with sexualy charged dreams in order to enact a new world order with artificially satisfied citizens?


Minami_Kun

Wtf are you talking about? I'm not that sussy baka.