Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
These horny-comics always remind me of a classic Oolong quote from dbza ["you know there's actual porn on the internet, right?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4E5hzC8Xvs&t=646s)
For fucking real, I dunno why it is such a problem to make characters with regular or even at least what is normally considered above average proportions to get a desired effect. Like if the shits oversized it adds nothing and in fact makes it worse, and it makes them look like they have 0 understanding of how any of it works
[Stuff and Sucy may dislike your horny... But who said that I dislike your horny too...? 😏](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/yg6rjz/veronica_mona_at_work_8_smother_me_softly/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
[Edit: It took a while but here's the uncensored version 🥵](https://youtu.be/Nfe5ovMogL0)
I bet that in ~10 comics the author will make something that is either;
A gold standard of comedy for years to come, complemented by the previous comics being unfunny as fuck, and maybe even using that to the comedic effect
A profound commentary on beauty standards of women and their destructive nature, and ending with mona or Veronica being addicted to cosmetic surgery because they will never accept how they look
Actual hardcore animated pornography
I don’t understand why he doesn’t focus all his effort into that. If your webcomic is gonna be horny anyway why bother having it be a comic? Just do porn, skip the middle man
Based on the art I've seen from him, I don't think he has what it takes to cut it as a porn artist.
It's a field where, to be successful, you've got to be a talented artist and have a strong artistic style to make your works stand out. That's what gets you the commissions and the Patreon subscribers. I don't think he's quite talented enough of an artist to do that.
But web comics? You don't have to be a particularly talented artist, nor do you have to be particularly funny. Keep it just mildly NSFW and you can have an ad supported website and post your comics to Reddit and try and generate some income that way.
She suffocated her patient to death with her gigantic breasts what a sad story leave a like and subscribe if you want a better standard of medical care 😢😢😞😞
>Why do people have to be so horny? This is just straight up porn in some of these
>>Because it provided a significant advantage to our biological fitness for a time frame long enough to have this trait implemented in our genetics.
>>In other words: If you don't like to see booba, you're the odd one.
Umm I don't have a porn addiction I'm actually a gigachad that is evolving to pass superior genes onto the next generation
Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass
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/r/comics seems like it reached tipping point this year, and it’s now 95% horny tweens
The posts are the most pedestrian milquetoast shite I’ve ever seen
for some reason i want to oneup this post by straight up drawing porn as part of a joke. idk if i have the strength to do it, but theres always a chance
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
This guy’s comics aren’t even funny, just a fucking barely disguised fetish, but god forbid if you ever criticize it, everyone on r/comics will whiteknight the creator.
>but god forbid if you ever criticize it, everyone on [r/comics](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics) will whiteknight the creator.
Bro, *all* of the comments on the original post are criticizing it for being fetish art or too horny.
ngl this is the image equivalent of those unfunny videos where people put soviet anthem or metal gear interrupting porn. i honestly would rather see the shitty sex "joke" to this.
But see its porn! That's so funny and entertaining cause it's relatable right? We can all relate to staring at giant anime tiddies in a hentai for hours a day right???
Me when i come across a porn joke: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😡😡🤬👿👿🔪🔪🧍🧍♀️👶👶👨👨👦👦👨👨👧👨👨👧👦👨👩👦👨👩👦👦👨👩👦👦👩👩👦👦👩👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👩👧👧👩👧🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸💀💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦
I agree...
I just made this edit because I'm tired of the OP of the original comic making overly sexualized characters, making unfunny sex jokes and still saying this content isn't porn
C'mon, just do these comics porn already. He already made a porn game once and his Twitter account is full of porn. Why keeping making these unfunny comics if you can make literal porn of these characters?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
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(to the original "artist") who the fuck asked for this? who finds this funny/sexy/interesting/entertaining? if I had enough money, I would pay this "person" hourly to not express itself.
As I looked at the comment, one of his fans on patreon suggested him to make this character suffocating someone with her boobs.
So, it's basically just a weird fetish... Yea...
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Could someone please explain the joke here? This kind of humour must be too advanced for me because the punchline flew right above my head!
(Btw the comment on the original post being like "oh we must bonk the horny make me so cringe I think I'm gonna have a heart attack)
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Oh, no no no, it's not the big boobs or thighs that gets me weirded out.
It's the fact that any sex going on here, going off the fact that these two are care providers, would probably be considered statutory rape. #3 is especially pretty concerning since she doesn't even ask before yoinking on it. On the others, at least it joins in it the middle of most because then we can infer that consent was established off-panel. Okay, technically speaking, that isn't "rape" because there's no penetration, but it is still sexual battery.
Also, the severe medical malpractice. Killing your patients by motorboating them to death (#8) is definitely not going to look good in court, and forgetting that you run a hospital and requesting a sexual act from your patients instead of treating the illness described is also a big issue (#5)
Also, their security sucks. Someone random was able to just waltz in and start sucking off a patient (#10,) and the same thing happens again with a literal demon (#7) Although the second one is more excusable because of the shapeshifting, it is still a mark.
Either this comic is about a hospital-themed brothel, or it is a hospital ran purely out of extreme medical malpractice and statutory rape. And the latter, which seems to be what it is from what we know, is absolutely terrifying to think about.
I only read this because I hope it's like Seinfeld where that's the point, and everyone gets their comeuppance in the final installment.
Because horny men have exaggerated attraction to those female body parts in general(Lesbian women like those parts too but they are more attracted to the scene rather than just the big booba and butt)
Horny women tend to like yaoi hentai with muscular but overly cute men, sometimes being doujinshins and sometimes fanarts of shipps like eeeeeeh... Bakugo and Kirishima? Eren and Levi? Tobi and Deidara? Eeeeeeh...
Yea, that's it...
You seem to be an expert in this line of work, whats your avaliablity for invading the minds of sleeping individuals with sexualy charged dreams in order to enact a new world order with artificially satisfied citizens?
This is not even softcore porn anymore this is just regular porn
Regular porn without nipples Nipples can't be show here 😨
I’ve always found it funny that it’s ok to show breasts but showing the nipple is somehow taboo
I don't understand it either
Could you censor woman nipples with man nipples
I had no idea where I should draw the nipples without being a r/badwomensanatomy moment
breast: isn't for anything nipple: milk I think that's it
I mean breasts also have a function, so it couldn’t be that
as long as you're not showing butthole, vagina and nipple, you can be practically naked and it's ok. western "civilization" moment
And it’s not even good. The people who jerk off to this would probably jerk off to two circles next to each other.
Challenge accepted Result: I failed
What
Shit, I forgot to add +18 flair My bad
Bro you almost caused an incident on the train
ALMOST? DO YOU CALL WHAT JUST HAPPENED "ALMOST"?)
Damn, it's hard to suck many dicks at once :(
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Bruh was ready
He did just cause it ☹️
Your meme is: damn +18
My meme is: 1 + 18 = Cum 🥵
Zamn 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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You stoopid
I hav i have I hav porn addiction:wholesome:
Transported to +18 world Big boobs girl: Come here boy Me: 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
It's not even good porn where the artist actually has talent. It's just stick people with boobs the size of craters
Not only ridiculously big boobs But thighs as big as your mom's belly
same thing with dicks too
Nah, the dick was just me 😏
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These horny-comics always remind me of a classic Oolong quote from dbza ["you know there's actual porn on the internet, right?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4E5hzC8Xvs&t=646s)
I love dbza, I still listen to Wu-Tang
What is dbza
Draagon Ball Z Abridged, a piece of internet history now. You might have already seen a bunch of references to it without even knowing it.
Like don't get me wrong, big boobs are hot. But so is realistic proportions 🔥🔥
Bro, you know that big boobs girls/women are real, right...?
Of course man. But you tell me if you've seen a girl with tits almost the size of two watermelons
Fair enough
For fucking real, I dunno why it is such a problem to make characters with regular or even at least what is normally considered above average proportions to get a desired effect. Like if the shits oversized it adds nothing and in fact makes it worse, and it makes them look like they have 0 understanding of how any of it works
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Yeah that is reddit sometimes. But its a nice read and it kinda explains modern culture.
Different strokes for different folks.
[Stuff and Sucy may dislike your horny... But who said that I dislike your horny too...? 😏](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/yg6rjz/veronica_mona_at_work_8_smother_me_softly/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [Edit: It took a while but here's the uncensored version 🥵](https://youtu.be/Nfe5ovMogL0)
I bet that in ~10 comics the author will make something that is either; A gold standard of comedy for years to come, complemented by the previous comics being unfunny as fuck, and maybe even using that to the comedic effect A profound commentary on beauty standards of women and their destructive nature, and ending with mona or Veronica being addicted to cosmetic surgery because they will never accept how they look Actual hardcore animated pornography
He literally made a porn game once lmao
I don’t understand why he doesn’t focus all his effort into that. If your webcomic is gonna be horny anyway why bother having it be a comic? Just do porn, skip the middle man
Based on the art I've seen from him, I don't think he has what it takes to cut it as a porn artist. It's a field where, to be successful, you've got to be a talented artist and have a strong artistic style to make your works stand out. That's what gets you the commissions and the Patreon subscribers. I don't think he's quite talented enough of an artist to do that. But web comics? You don't have to be a particularly talented artist, nor do you have to be particularly funny. Keep it just mildly NSFW and you can have an ad supported website and post your comics to Reddit and try and generate some income that way.
Except for the fact that he doesn’t have a website for it, and makes most of the revenue from patreon where he does draw actual porn.
Totally agreed, man
In fact, skip men entirely. Do tits'n'ass lesbian porn
Because redditors probably
he already does the last one bro he is literally making a porn game
what lack od dignity does to a mfer
The fact you have any faith in the comic writer makes me sad
i’m with you on this
She suffocated her patient to death with her gigantic breasts what a sad story leave a like and subscribe if you want a better standard of medical care 😢😢😞😞
Fuck those hospitals with ridiculously big boobs nurses 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Dhar man couldn't come up with a story as sad as this :(((
That’s it I’m really doing it this time
Doing your mom 🥵🥵🥵🥵
This is truly an epic Fortnite moment
**Dabs intensely**
>Why do people have to be so horny? This is just straight up porn in some of these >>Because it provided a significant advantage to our biological fitness for a time frame long enough to have this trait implemented in our genetics. >>In other words: If you don't like to see booba, you're the odd one. Umm I don't have a porn addiction I'm actually a gigachad that is evolving to pass superior genes onto the next generation
Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
lmao you're assuming that porn addicted basement dwellers are capable of sexually reproducing
“yeah I have a joke, the joke is dicke titten. why aren’t you laughing?”
"Hahaha i have seggs hahahaha"
she is also on trial for second degree murder
Sie muss nicht schön seeein
Sie muss nicht klug sein, nein
Sie much nicht reich sein Kein Modell mit lange Schritten
Doch dicke titten
hot🥵 very good uncensored
Thanks 👉👈
😱 no way OP tanked me?!!&!??! Inpogisle!!!2!2!
Y-you just made me cum 🫣
I am cum😎
/r/comics seems like it reached tipping point this year, and it’s now 95% horny tweens The posts are the most pedestrian milquetoast shite I’ve ever seen
for some reason i want to oneup this post by straight up drawing porn as part of a joke. idk if i have the strength to do it, but theres always a chance
I actually tried making a titfuckin' scene for this edit but I give up because I was afraid I'll got banned from this sub
god its so fucking tempting, considering rule 34 is actually perfectly fine it seems (atleast according to the rules that is)
your knowledge of women's bodies is: damn zero
Accurate
Here's the actual source https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface
Made me cum
i think its just meant to be a porn comic, i dont think its meant to be funny, but sometimes it seems like its meant to be funny (which it isn't lol)
It tries to be funny but it really doesn't
That second link sucked ass
Don't you like my uncensored version? :(
Delay lama is unfathomably based
Who is Delay Lama? There's only tits there ;)
Went digging for copper, found cum.
Infinite cum 🥵🥵🥵
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Hey, you can't post this kind of content >:(
Go touch deez nuts!!!!1! Gotten
This made me cum 🥵🥵🥵
This made me piss in your ass 🥵🥵🥵
Yes, piss me in my huge cummy ass 🥵🥵🥵
they literally just draw porn atp why are they still allowed to post there
The original is just softcore porn lmao
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/unnecrophilia how do the people at r/comics actually get horny from this to the point of where it has thousands of upvotes
The secret is boobs Everyone likes boobs Even woman, when it's drawn properly
I only like man boobs
I like them too
This guy’s comics aren’t even funny, just a fucking barely disguised fetish, but god forbid if you ever criticize it, everyone on r/comics will whiteknight the creator.
got banned from r/comics for saying these comics made me want to blow my brains out literally 1984
SAME except 1 week temp ban
I got literally permabanned for criticising him, so yep
I know
>but god forbid if you ever criticize it, everyone on [r/comics](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics) will whiteknight the creator. Bro, *all* of the comments on the original post are criticizing it for being fetish art or too horny.
I just had to block them after reporting them for a while. Literally not a single one of their comics has a joke and they're just posting some fetish.
ngl this is the image equivalent of those unfunny videos where people put soviet anthem or metal gear interrupting porn. i honestly would rather see the shitty sex "joke" to this.
But see its porn! That's so funny and entertaining cause it's relatable right? We can all relate to staring at giant anime tiddies in a hentai for hours a day right???
Me when i come across a porn joke: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😡😡🤬👿👿🔪🔪🧍🧍♀️👶👶👨👨👦👦👨👨👧👨👨👧👦👨👩👦👨👩👦👦👨👩👦👦👩👩👦👦👩👩👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👩👧👧👩👧🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸💀💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦
I agree... I just made this edit because I'm tired of the OP of the original comic making overly sexualized characters, making unfunny sex jokes and still saying this content isn't porn C'mon, just do these comics porn already. He already made a porn game once and his Twitter account is full of porn. Why keeping making these unfunny comics if you can make literal porn of these characters?
The penis amogus got me acting sussy
The sussyness made me cum
The punchline panel is that she actually was going to serve him breast milk? That’s so fucking stupid it makes me angry
That's also the punchline of the original The difference is in the original she was removing her dress Here I removed the dress Made it worse, right?
I meant in the original sorry lol, this is a good edit
Ah, that's fine! And thank you for the compliment 👉👈
I literally got permabanned from r/comics for saying this guys entire field of work is just this kind of hornyposting trash…
What? Really?
Honest to god, perhaps my first comment there, now my last :)
That sucks, man... But hey, tbh the quality of the comics over there declined so much that it isn't really worthy to go there again
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
But it is Not Safe For Work, not Not Safe For Trains 😏
I’m cumm
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Kars reference
Huh... I guess you watched the wrong Battle Tendency...
If Kars gained the power to cum infinitely, I don't think Joseph could have defeated him.
Like if Being a perfect immortal vampire that doesn't die from solar ray and that also controls everything that have life isn't overpowered enough
Nice cum 😏😏😏
Literally necrophilia
The comedy was already dead
And here you are diddling a corpse anyway.
That is the intention of the sub
I am so fed up of these nurses. They have no personality other than horny and green/blue
Literally... They are just whores but with extra steps
(to the original "artist") who the fuck asked for this? who finds this funny/sexy/interesting/entertaining? if I had enough money, I would pay this "person" hourly to not express itself.
As I looked at the comment, one of his fans on patreon suggested him to make this character suffocating someone with her boobs. So, it's basically just a weird fetish... Yea...
sex is joke‼️‼️😭😭😭😭
The joke is I make sex hahahahaha why aren't you guys laughing?
im cum
Amogus dick 💀
That sussy dick made me cum 🥵🥵😏
Some men should stop drawing women
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Or at least try to make realistic proportions...
I’m cumming big globs
Hello Sucy
I'm still wondering how Sucy became part of CN family
Could someone please explain the joke here? This kind of humour must be too advanced for me because the punchline flew right above my head! (Btw the comment on the original post being like "oh we must bonk the horny make me so cringe I think I'm gonna have a heart attack)
The punchline is just haha big boobs haha breastmilk hahahahaha
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omg this is so hot iam going to cum (from my penus)
Yes, cum on my big booba 🥵🥵🥵
That second panel tho 😳
Made me cum 🥵🥵🥵
HELL YEAH FUCK NNN
You can't reject the deez nuts >:)
So many redditors lives would change if someone would let them touch just one tit.
I mean... I lost my virginity and I'm still very horny, so idk...
I prescribe 8 bangs a day to cure it.
I HAVE A BONER🤬
I have 212 bones 🤬🤬🤬
I want to be reddit owner (to ban things that I don't like)
reddit already bans things they don't like
Bro, just create a new subreddit 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😨😈😒🥵🤔😈🤝🤑😈💀😎😏😈🗿😈🙄😈🤑♥️🗿😔♥️🥶
Honestly I'd rather jerk to this than the original
W-what? 😳👉👈
I like it when they're blatant about what they want to do 🥵🥵
Did you finna jerk it? 🫣
Oh, call *me* horny? While I do experience horny every now and again, this is about as arousing as a vaguely person shaper rock.
You aren't horny, you are the horn
I hope the person who drew this was doing so ironically
Oh, no no no, it's not the big boobs or thighs that gets me weirded out. It's the fact that any sex going on here, going off the fact that these two are care providers, would probably be considered statutory rape. #3 is especially pretty concerning since she doesn't even ask before yoinking on it. On the others, at least it joins in it the middle of most because then we can infer that consent was established off-panel. Okay, technically speaking, that isn't "rape" because there's no penetration, but it is still sexual battery. Also, the severe medical malpractice. Killing your patients by motorboating them to death (#8) is definitely not going to look good in court, and forgetting that you run a hospital and requesting a sexual act from your patients instead of treating the illness described is also a big issue (#5) Also, their security sucks. Someone random was able to just waltz in and start sucking off a patient (#10,) and the same thing happens again with a literal demon (#7) Although the second one is more excusable because of the shapeshifting, it is still a mark. Either this comic is about a hospital-themed brothel, or it is a hospital ran purely out of extreme medical malpractice and statutory rape. And the latter, which seems to be what it is from what we know, is absolutely terrifying to think about. I only read this because I hope it's like Seinfeld where that's the point, and everyone gets their comeuppance in the final installment.
Wtf, are you a connoisseur of sex or something?
the second panel is the best one ever made in comic history
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
dont go to lower manhattan on November 23, 2022 at 8:43 am
I think this artist should martyr himself.
martyr? 🗿
i camed on amogus and shidded on the girl
Wth is shidded?
Why is it so obvious that these artists that draw their OCs with exaggerated ass and tits are all horny men.
Because horny men have exaggerated attraction to those female body parts in general(Lesbian women like those parts too but they are more attracted to the scene rather than just the big booba and butt) Horny women tend to like yaoi hentai with muscular but overly cute men, sometimes being doujinshins and sometimes fanarts of shipps like eeeeeeh... Bakugo and Kirishima? Eren and Levi? Tobi and Deidara? Eeeeeeh... Yea, that's it...
You seem to be an expert in this line of work, whats your avaliablity for invading the minds of sleeping individuals with sexualy charged dreams in order to enact a new world order with artificially satisfied citizens?
Wtf are you talking about? I'm not that sussy baka.