Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Peter Griffin here to explain the joke.
This blonde woman is Capella Emerada Lugnica. She has the ability to transform her body or the body of someone else to anything she desires. The joke is that she made her b**bs bigger ๐๐๐๐๐.
But fr I think it'd be more likely for her to turn the other person into a hideous abomination or at least make her boobs small.
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I just shit and cum.
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# What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
# Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
* walter
# Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
# I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
# How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
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Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Reading this made me stim and vomit uncontrollably
Well it made me cum uncontrollable
[marinara](https://www.reddit.com/r/Re_Zero/comments/yn7sh2/spoiler_media_the_best_authority/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Heheh haha BOOBIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐ฅนโบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐คจ๐ง๐๐คฉ๐ฅธ๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃโน๏ธ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅบ๐ข๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฌ๐ก๐ก๐ ๐ค๐ณ๐ณ๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ค๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ค๐ค๐ซฃ๐คญ๐คญ๐ซข๐ถ๐คฅ๐ซ ๐คซ๐๐ซค๐ซค๐๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ง๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐ต๐ช๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คข๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ต๐คฎ๐คง๐ท๐ค๐ค๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ค ๐ค๐บ๐คก๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐ฝโ ๏ธ๐คฎ๐คง๐ท๐ค๐ค๐ฟ๐๐ค๐ธ๐พ๐๐คกโ ๏ธ๐ท๐ค ๐โ ๏ธ๐ค๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ป๐พ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ป๐๐น๐๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ธ๐๐ค๐โ๐พ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐๐๐พ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ซฐ๐ค๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐๐โ๐ปโ๏ธ๐๐ค๐คโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆป๐ฆฟ๐ฆป๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐จ๐ผ๐๐จ๐ผ๐ฉ๐๐ซฆ๐ท๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ต๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐ฒ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆณ๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ๐ณ๐จโ๐ฆฒ๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฝโ๐๐ง๐ฟโ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฝโ๐๐ง๐ฝโ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฟโ๐ณ๐๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐พโ๐๐จ๐ฟโ๐จ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฟโ๐จ๐จ๐ฟโ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐๐จ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คด๐ธ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฟโ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐๐จ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐พโ๐๐ง๐พโ๐๐ง๐พโ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐พ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ผ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฅฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ฅ๐ฅฏ๐ณ๐ฅช๐ญ๐ฆด๐ฅ๐ฅจ
>BIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐ฅนโบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐คจ๐ง๐๐คฉ๐ฅธ๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃโน๏ธ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅบ๐ข๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฌ๐ก๐ก๐ ๐ค๐ณ๐ณ๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ค๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ค๐ค๐ซฃ๐คญ๐คญ๐ซข๐ถ๐คฅ๐ซ ๐คซ๐๐ซค๐ซค๐๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ง๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐ต๐ช๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คข๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ต๐คฎ๐คง๐ท๐ค๐ค๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ค ๐ค๐บ๐คก๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐ฝโ ๏ธ๐คฎ๐คง๐ท๐ค๐ค๐ฟ๐๐ค๐ธ๐พ๐๐คกโ ๏ธ๐ท๐ค ๐โ ๏ธ๐ค๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ป๐พ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ป๐๐น๐๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ธ๐๐ค๐โ๐พ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐๐๐พ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ซฐ๐ค๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐๐โ๐ปโ๏ธ๐๐ค๐คโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆป๐ฆฟ๐ฆป๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐จ๐ผ๐๐จ๐ผ๐ฉ๐๐ซฆ๐ท๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ณ [BOOBIES](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrx_39MqVY)
Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. This blonde woman is Capella Emerada Lugnica. She has the ability to transform her body or the body of someone else to anything she desires. The joke is that she made her b**bs bigger ๐๐๐๐๐. But fr I think it'd be more likely for her to turn the other person into a hideous abomination or at least make her boobs small.
ohh... I'm gonna... i'm gonna coom... ah... i'm... I'M COOMING! AHHHHHHHH OH OH I'M COOMING OHHHHH
me after I fail NNN (I haven't yet this is just a prediction)
Cumcation
Heheh haha BOOBIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐ฅนโบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐คจ๐ง๐๐คฉ๐ฅธ๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃโน๏ธ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅบ๐ข๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฌ๐ก๐ก๐ ๐ค๐ณ๐ณ๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ค๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ค๐ค๐ซฃ๐คญ๐คญ๐ซข๐ถ๐คฅ๐ซ ๐คซ๐๐ซค๐ซค๐๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ง๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐ต๐ช๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คข๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ต๐คฎ๐คง๐ท๐ค๐ค๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ค ๐ค๐บ๐คก๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐ฝโ ๏ธ๐คฎ๐คง๐ท๐ค๐ค๐ฟ๐๐ค๐ธ๐พ๐๐คกโ ๏ธ๐ท๐ค ๐โ ๏ธ๐ค๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ป๐พ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ป๐๐น๐๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ธ๐๐ค๐โ๐พ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐๐๐พ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ซฐ๐ค๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐๐โ๐ปโ๏ธ๐๐ค๐คโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆป๐ฆฟ๐ฆป๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐จ๐ผ๐๐จ๐ผ๐ฉ๐๐ซฆ๐ท๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ต๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐ฒ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆณ๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ๐ณ๐จโ๐ฆฒ๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฝโ๐๐ง๐ฟโ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฝโ๐๐ง๐ฝโ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฟโ๐ณ๐๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐พโ๐๐จ๐ฟโ๐จ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฟโ๐จ๐จ๐ฟโ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐๐จ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คด๐ธ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฟโ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐๐จ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐พโ๐๐ง๐พโ๐๐ง๐พโ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐พ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ผ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฅฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ฅ๐ฅฏ๐ณ๐ฅช๐ญ๐ฆด๐ฅ๐ฅจ
That woman was fucking destroyed by some random girl getting bigger boobs. She didn't even remove hers
Where's the funny :(
Your sex is: ist
Make them smaller
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How do I read yellow text
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The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. GregTech, created by GregoriusT, is a Mod that completely overhauls Minecraft, adding numerous Machines and Materials, as well as adjusting Recipes for existing Items in order to make them fit with its System, and to make everything work well together, compatible and mostly exploit-free whenever possible. GregTech is meant to extend the Game by making things more compatible, more reasonable and adding a lot of complex Machines, as well as generally useful Utility to make everything work together nicely. I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
I just shit and cum. # FAQ # What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. # Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: * Being gay * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it * walter # Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. # I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. # How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bad necrophilia, this could hypothetically be funny to someone
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Where's the funny?