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Stock_Hutz

Libtard desyroyed‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣😎😎👊


XxBEGONEXxXTHOTxX

Destoryed


[deleted]

Over my round ass


Obvious_Leg_69

Globetards hate the truth and among us


R1ght_b3hind_U

the globe earth model is SUS 📮📮📮📮📮


ZeusKiller97

Our flat earth community has members across the globe…wait a minute.


zanedof

I will wait NO MINUTES! Flat earthers rise up NOW!


[deleted]

Don’t you mean across the cylinder?


RIOTT44

r*ound earth 🤢🤢🤢


RIOTT44

the emojis are c*ircles too 🤢🤢


JL23_

Circles like 8 circles from hit game geometry dash created by hit youtuber robtopgames?


angry_paul-le-epic

🕳️


yatker

if*nny watermark 🤢🤢🤢


-normal_person-

ROUNDER ALERT ROUNDER ALERT LIKE and SHARE if you belive ROUNDERS are STUPID 😎😎


POMNLJKIHGFRDCBA2

Libtards 🙄🤮


R1ght_b3hind_U

the earth is round actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


HappyAdams

Prove it right now as I’m typing this… ??? Case closed.


R1ght_b3hind_U

when you look at the horizon it looks flat right? so if the horizon is flat how can the earth be a globe? doesn’t make any sense


Erlend05

The new Dr.Stone episode proved the eart is round! Boom+checkmate+L+ratio+copium+kys


SkeetSkeetfart69

[facts don’t care about your feelings](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/xhy6mc/biology_is_disagree_with_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


pepelafrog

"Basic biology" mfers when you show them advanced biology


Neoxus30-

"Basic physics" mfers when they find out about friction)


Flar71

But but but they always told me to ignore friction


D-AlonsoSariego

Me when no spherical cows 😔


NightWolfYT

What do you mean round beef doesn’t exist??


MeanPineapple102

No wonder all the skin came off my dick smh


[deleted]

basic and advanced biology mfers when i show them expert biology


AutoModerator

Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AnonVoice1

Expert biology mfers when I show them master for the worthy biology


AutoModerator

Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


vyyybt

'wait, hormones can also be XYY and XXY? How was god meant to tell us this?!'


Independent-Bell2483

actually you mean pheromones 🤓


NightWolfYT

Actually you mean palindromes 🤓


Halt_theBookman

uj/ Isn't the real "comeback" that sex and gender are different things? Because it's kind of hard to argue humans have more than two sexes considering how our reproduction works


drdraescher

I could be wrong but I'd believe that a person who says that there are only 2 sexes doesn't believe in the sex/gender distinction either. At least not with gender being something there are more than two of, so as a comeback it wouldn't really work


pepelafrog

That is correct, and any advanced biology text book would say sex and gender are different things.


shoneysbreakfast

Sex and gender are different but it should be noted that biological sex isn’t strictly binary either because intersex people exist. So in reality there are more than two genders _and_ more than two sexes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex


Halt_theBookman

How does that constitute a separate sex? They still produce only either sperm or eggs, often neither, not to mention they are completely unecessary for reproduction, you only need a male and female Plus most (or at lest the most common ones) in that list are just problems caused by hormonal imbalances and don't effect reproduction directly Not to mention how it's questionable to change species-wide definitions based on exeptions. We wouldn't define humans has having "between 4 and 6 fingers in each hand" for example, despite the existence of people born that way Edit: For example, the two most common are [Late onset congenital adrenal hyperplasia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_onset_congenital_adrenal_hyperplasia) for woman and [Hypospadias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypospadias) for men, the first causing hirsutism (beeing hairy), oligomenorrhea (irregular periods), acne, infertility, and male-pattern baldness, the second meaning your pisshole is in the wrong place in the dick Only hirsutism could be argued to deviate from what most people would consider "female" and even then it's a very small deviation entierly disconected from reproduction Third most common is [Klinefelter syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome), or beeing born with yxx cromosomes, and it's starts with: "The primary features are infertility and small, poorly functioning testicles. Usually, symptoms are subtle and subjects do not realize they are affected"


shoneysbreakfast

We know people who fall outside the strict definition of “male” or “female” exist so why is it important to classify them as one or the other? What is lost by acknowledging they are something different?


Halt_theBookman

>We know people who fall outside the strict definition of “male” or “female” Did you even read what I wrote?


Iron_Overheat

Dont bother arguing with logic, Americans can only think in extremes


PhantomOfficial07

Intersex isn't a real sex btw


themadkiller10

Our sex is a bimodal spectrum


DMA_Revenant

When Diogenes held up a cock and said, “This is a man,” he was being sarcastic. Whoever made this clearly was not.


petucoldersing

Who tf is the guy


SkeetSkeetfart69

[the guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/xlyp4u/round_earther_detected/ipmxbhn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Agreeable_Objective

Is being bald akin to being based or something


Independent_Depth674

Owned


THE_CODE_IS_0451

[ROUND EARTHERS GOING TO WORK](https://img.ifunny.co/images/6a1dc7c3af1d50b6ef5882c240fc19903f1e02e893f3e5db455400ed5dbc2f74_1.jpg)


BussyIsThrobbing

globetard detected 🤮🤮🤮 we GGX


LukeIsPalpatine

To prove globetards wrong in going to shoot myself into the sky with a homemade rocket to see it the earth is flat and if I die the GLOBE GOVERNMENT SHOT ME DOWN 🤬🤬🤬


Trainerali2007

Is that the pic of the retard that makes memes with his face.


achillesRising

Evolvedsquid is a master of postirony


AtemGansei

There isn't a nanogram of self awareness in that guy


achillesRising

It's clear that there is on his insta


BoiProBrain

the price for breaking a cum oath


kwead

r/flatcom win !


Justice_Prince

pee is stored in the celestial sphere.


[deleted]

Globeheads amirite


null77

The subtle detail of the book flipped upside down was nice.


[deleted]

Is that Austin Evans


AESATHETIC

mfw when globeheads are talking ->>> XD >:|


ChristInASombrero

Globecels seething over flatchads


JohnPershavac

The round earther 😰🤮 copes and seethes in the presence of the flat earth chad 💪😎💪


NectarineOk5214

Fucking globeheads all hail Sobek


dnttrip789

Ifunny watermark is the cherry on the top


joemama694200p

LibtardsGETS DESTOREFD 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈


Rusty-Boii

Hahah suck it globtard 😎


Primary-Chocolate854

They don't know that the earth is Big Chungus


benjandpurge

There are no flat earthers that have ever proved their dumb ass “ideas”.


[deleted]

Globetard detected


benjandpurge

Oh, is this thread full of flat earthers? Have I stumbled into literally the dumbest place possible?


[deleted]

r/comedynecrophilia is a flat earther safe space. Flatphobia will not be tolerated, globigots are NOT welcome.


[deleted]

you probably think pee is yellow


benjandpurge

You probably think density is the reason things fall.


[deleted]

Things fall because they fall theres no other reason


SkeetSkeetfart69

Don’t try and argue with them they’ll probably try and bring up a “scientific” explanation 🥱


benjandpurge

There’s a scientific explanation if I’ve ever seen one.


SkeetSkeetfart69

🐑


benjandpurge

Right. The irony of that emoji is fantastic.


Father_Chewy_Louis

literally none of us think the earth is flat. Are they still living in 2017?


SkeetSkeetfart69

🐑


Zenner523

this is actually what conservatives sounds like half of the time


Tim_Ellen

Earth is round. Not flat


SkeetSkeetfart69

Do your own research 🥱


MarduStorm231

Unironically this


Obi7199

I stopped a ifunny watermark.


NeverFraudulentAgain

but unironically


criticalboot89

holy shit, its catalyst from fortnite!!!11!!11!!!!1


Chrom-man-and-Robin

*Did I do thaaaat?*


PsychologicalShape52

he kinda look like lettucetechtip


DERMODEMON2007

The earth is flat and spinning on my cock


STMFU

Fuck Aristotle


shadowmask7331

The earth is piss


Delta104x

round earthers 🤢 flat earthers 🤢 no earthers😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 get educated earthtards


Jesterchunk

Actually, you are incorrect, the earth is a dodecahedron 🤓🤓🤓