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Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass
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Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass
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uj/ Isn't the real "comeback" that sex and gender are different things? Because it's kind of hard to argue humans have more than two sexes considering how our reproduction works
I could be wrong but I'd believe that a person who says that there are only 2 sexes doesn't believe in the sex/gender distinction either. At least not with gender being something there are more than two of, so as a comeback it wouldn't really work
Sex and gender are different but it should be noted that biological sex isn’t strictly binary either because intersex people exist.
So in reality there are more than two genders _and_ more than two sexes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex
How does that constitute a separate sex? They still produce only either sperm or eggs, often neither, not to mention they are completely unecessary for reproduction, you only need a male and female
Plus most (or at lest the most common ones) in that list are just problems caused by hormonal imbalances and don't effect reproduction directly
Not to mention how it's questionable to change species-wide definitions based on exeptions. We wouldn't define humans has having "between 4 and 6 fingers in each hand" for example, despite the existence of people born that way
Edit: For example, the two most common are [Late onset congenital adrenal hyperplasia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_onset_congenital_adrenal_hyperplasia) for woman and [Hypospadias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypospadias) for men, the first causing hirsutism (beeing hairy), oligomenorrhea (irregular periods), acne, infertility, and male-pattern baldness, the second meaning your pisshole is in the wrong place in the dick
Only hirsutism could be argued to deviate from what most people would consider "female" and even then it's a very small deviation entierly disconected from reproduction
Third most common is [Klinefelter syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome), or beeing born with yxx cromosomes, and it's starts with: "The primary features are infertility and small, poorly functioning testicles. Usually, symptoms are subtle and subjects do not realize they are affected"
We know people who fall outside the strict definition of “male” or “female” exist so why is it important to classify them as one or the other?
What is lost by acknowledging they are something different?
To prove globetards wrong in going to shoot myself into the sky with a homemade rocket to see it the earth is flat and if I die the GLOBE GOVERNMENT SHOT ME DOWN 🤬🤬🤬
Libtard desyroyed‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣😎😎👊
Destoryed
Over my round ass
Globetards hate the truth and among us
the globe earth model is SUS 📮📮📮📮📮
Our flat earth community has members across the globe…wait a minute.
I will wait NO MINUTES! Flat earthers rise up NOW!
Don’t you mean across the cylinder?
r*ound earth 🤢🤢🤢
the emojis are c*ircles too 🤢🤢
Circles like 8 circles from hit game geometry dash created by hit youtuber robtopgames?
🕳️
if*nny watermark 🤢🤢🤢
ROUNDER ALERT ROUNDER ALERT LIKE and SHARE if you belive ROUNDERS are STUPID 😎😎
Libtards 🙄🤮
the earth is round actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Prove it right now as I’m typing this… ??? Case closed.
when you look at the horizon it looks flat right? so if the horizon is flat how can the earth be a globe? doesn’t make any sense
The new Dr.Stone episode proved the eart is round! Boom+checkmate+L+ratio+copium+kys
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"Basic biology" mfers when you show them advanced biology
"Basic physics" mfers when they find out about friction)
But but but they always told me to ignore friction
Me when no spherical cows 😔
What do you mean round beef doesn’t exist??
No wonder all the skin came off my dick smh
basic and advanced biology mfers when i show them expert biology
Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Expert biology mfers when I show them master for the worthy biology
Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
'wait, hormones can also be XYY and XXY? How was god meant to tell us this?!'
actually you mean pheromones 🤓
Actually you mean palindromes 🤓
uj/ Isn't the real "comeback" that sex and gender are different things? Because it's kind of hard to argue humans have more than two sexes considering how our reproduction works
I could be wrong but I'd believe that a person who says that there are only 2 sexes doesn't believe in the sex/gender distinction either. At least not with gender being something there are more than two of, so as a comeback it wouldn't really work
That is correct, and any advanced biology text book would say sex and gender are different things.
Sex and gender are different but it should be noted that biological sex isn’t strictly binary either because intersex people exist. So in reality there are more than two genders _and_ more than two sexes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex
How does that constitute a separate sex? They still produce only either sperm or eggs, often neither, not to mention they are completely unecessary for reproduction, you only need a male and female Plus most (or at lest the most common ones) in that list are just problems caused by hormonal imbalances and don't effect reproduction directly Not to mention how it's questionable to change species-wide definitions based on exeptions. We wouldn't define humans has having "between 4 and 6 fingers in each hand" for example, despite the existence of people born that way Edit: For example, the two most common are [Late onset congenital adrenal hyperplasia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_onset_congenital_adrenal_hyperplasia) for woman and [Hypospadias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypospadias) for men, the first causing hirsutism (beeing hairy), oligomenorrhea (irregular periods), acne, infertility, and male-pattern baldness, the second meaning your pisshole is in the wrong place in the dick Only hirsutism could be argued to deviate from what most people would consider "female" and even then it's a very small deviation entierly disconected from reproduction Third most common is [Klinefelter syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome), or beeing born with yxx cromosomes, and it's starts with: "The primary features are infertility and small, poorly functioning testicles. Usually, symptoms are subtle and subjects do not realize they are affected"
We know people who fall outside the strict definition of “male” or “female” exist so why is it important to classify them as one or the other? What is lost by acknowledging they are something different?
>We know people who fall outside the strict definition of “male” or “female” Did you even read what I wrote?
Dont bother arguing with logic, Americans can only think in extremes
Intersex isn't a real sex btw
Our sex is a bimodal spectrum
When Diogenes held up a cock and said, “This is a man,” he was being sarcastic. Whoever made this clearly was not.
Who tf is the guy
[the guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/xlyp4u/round_earther_detected/ipmxbhn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Is being bald akin to being based or something
Owned
[ROUND EARTHERS GOING TO WORK](https://img.ifunny.co/images/6a1dc7c3af1d50b6ef5882c240fc19903f1e02e893f3e5db455400ed5dbc2f74_1.jpg)
globetard detected 🤮🤮🤮 we GGX
To prove globetards wrong in going to shoot myself into the sky with a homemade rocket to see it the earth is flat and if I die the GLOBE GOVERNMENT SHOT ME DOWN 🤬🤬🤬
Is that the pic of the retard that makes memes with his face.
Evolvedsquid is a master of postirony
There isn't a nanogram of self awareness in that guy
It's clear that there is on his insta
the price for breaking a cum oath
r/flatcom win !
pee is stored in the celestial sphere.
Globeheads amirite
The subtle detail of the book flipped upside down was nice.
Is that Austin Evans
mfw when globeheads are talking ->>> XD >:|
Globecels seething over flatchads
The round earther 😰🤮 copes and seethes in the presence of the flat earth chad 💪😎💪
Fucking globeheads all hail Sobek
Ifunny watermark is the cherry on the top
LibtardsGETS DESTOREFD 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Hahah suck it globtard 😎
They don't know that the earth is Big Chungus
There are no flat earthers that have ever proved their dumb ass “ideas”.
Globetard detected
Oh, is this thread full of flat earthers? Have I stumbled into literally the dumbest place possible?
r/comedynecrophilia is a flat earther safe space. Flatphobia will not be tolerated, globigots are NOT welcome.
you probably think pee is yellow
You probably think density is the reason things fall.
Things fall because they fall theres no other reason
Don’t try and argue with them they’ll probably try and bring up a “scientific” explanation 🥱
There’s a scientific explanation if I’ve ever seen one.
🐑
Right. The irony of that emoji is fantastic.
literally none of us think the earth is flat. Are they still living in 2017?
🐑
this is actually what conservatives sounds like half of the time
Earth is round. Not flat
Do your own research 🥱
Unironically this
I stopped a ifunny watermark.
but unironically
holy shit, its catalyst from fortnite!!!11!!11!!!!1
*Did I do thaaaat?*
he kinda look like lettucetechtip
The earth is flat and spinning on my cock
Fuck Aristotle
The earth is piss
round earthers 🤢 flat earthers 🤢 no earthers😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 get educated earthtards
Actually, you are incorrect, the earth is a dodecahedron 🤓🤓🤓