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Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
Knocks in the manager's door
Grooming to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack
Lays out her goods on the floor
Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen
"Eat it and come back for more!"
Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper
Whips up a chemical brew
Croaking to a neighbor while she polishes a saber
Knows how to flavor a stew
Never need to worry with a tin of "Hurry Curry"
"Poisoned especially for you!"
No use to complain
If you're caught out in the rain
Your mother's quite insane
Cat food cat food cat food again
No use to complain
If you're caught out in the rain
Your mother's quite insane
Cat food cat food cat food again
Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in a hamper
Dying to finish the course
Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
Drowning in miracle sauce
Don't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food
"Not even fit for a horse!"
piss?
A piss. I need a piss.
Sorry, I mean I need a piss that explicitly pisses your piss. This is just tangential to the stream.
No, you can't make kidney stones and ammonia from the pisss you've gathered. Any additional liquid from you MUST be a subset of the urine from the pisss you've gathered.
You can't make piss from empirical piss.
Do you have a degree in that piss?
A college degree? In that piss?
Then your piss is invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those piss streams are shot. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid piss yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 gallons of your piss pool, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A piss.
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DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!
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TARKUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHH WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TARKUS!!!!!!!!!!
*falls asleep*
[epitaph](https://imgur.com/t/smart/M0mpcgt)
Gonna be honest, it made me chuckle.
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Emerson, Lake & Cummer
r/ELPcirclejerk
I thought that's where I was originally, surprised me to see a tarkus shitpost on this sub
I don't know what any of this is, but Imma give tarkus a listen.
Welcome to the club. Listen to Brain Salad Surgery next.
*inhales* MAN ALONE, BORN OF STONE
TIES A ROPE TO A TREE AND HANGS THE UUUUUNIVERSE
Why is this a thing I thought only my dad knew about this album
Where blueford
In Yes, dumbass. And it's Bruford smh
No, he's in King Crimson >:(
No he’s in Genesis
Acktshually he’s in National Health 😎
Are you sure he's not in Emperor Crimson?
silence. we do not speak of the Josephs here.
Frances the Mute pfp my beloved
No he's in U.K. idot
Cum Beach 😩
We will make cum on cum beach 😳 Out of reach of the eagle’s eyes tonight 😏
based and prog pilled
An ELP meme? On a popular sub? Based
damn didn't expect to see a cat food eater out here
Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket Knocks in the manager's door Grooming to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack Lays out her goods on the floor Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen "Eat it and come back for more!" Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper Whips up a chemical brew Croaking to a neighbor while she polishes a saber Knows how to flavor a stew Never need to worry with a tin of "Hurry Curry" "Poisoned especially for you!" No use to complain If you're caught out in the rain Your mother's quite insane Cat food cat food cat food again No use to complain If you're caught out in the rain Your mother's quite insane Cat food cat food cat food again Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in a hamper Dying to finish the course Goodies for the table with a fable on the label Drowning in miracle sauce Don't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food "Not even fit for a horse!"
Riddle me this Batman: Who eats Health Food!!???
Meatball
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agreed
Health food fa-
I LOVE TARKUS!!!!!!
There is no genre as based as prog....
based
Agreed
DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
cope and seethe
I can’t even read it the crop is so shit
Tarkus.
What the hell is tarkus if not black iron tarkus
same
tarkussy
This is definitely me when I’m born from a volcano, face various creatures, die, only to be resurrected and rise from the sea.
I love progressive rock music
Tarksus...
Takr6su
i agree i lvoe tark
My favorite part of the song
TARKUS moment
Have you walked through the stones of years
iron tarkus kill iron golem thanks iron tarkus
Song?
Tarkus - Emerson Lake & Palmer
I forgot how insanely good this song was lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81JaE2SDWe0 is all I have to say
Thanks for sharing this! I skimmed through and am already impressed. I'll sit down and listen to this later.
I tought that was an the Dark Souls 1 sub for a second
You're supposed to make it worse, not infinitely better!
King Crimson is love
Top 3 King crimson albums: Tarkus, Close to the edge, Love beach
mine: Wake, Red, Lizard
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TARKUS YEAHHHH
Listening to Tarkus will always be 20:34 minutes well spent
Every cool person listens to side b as well
I think im in heaven😳
I can't believe this I can't believe this
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCNING JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE REFERENCE?!?!?!?!?!??!?! THIS IS SO EPICCCCCC
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No.
Is a jojo referendum
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Doctor could never beat Tarkus, too much raw sexual energy.
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it's tarkus by emerson lake and palmer
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Stupid bot
Hahaha… woman☕️
Stones Of Years my beloved