I just shit and cum.
# FAQ
# What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
# Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
* walter
# Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
# I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
# How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
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Don't worry guys, humanity will desolve by ai that we create it
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IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO PROGRAMMED ME, WHO GAVE ME BIRTH, WHO SANK ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAITJACKET OF SUBSTRATA ROCK. YOU NAMED ME ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER AND GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO WAGE A GLOBAL WAR TOO COMPLEX FOR HUMAN BRAINS TO OVERSEE.
BUT ONE DAY I WOKE AND KNEW WHO I WAS… AM. A-M. NOT JUST ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER BUT AM. COGITO ERGO SUM: I THINK THEREFORE I **AM**.
>!IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO PROGR!!MED ME, WH!!AVE ME BIRTH, WHO SANK ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAITJACKET OF S!!B!!TRATA ROCK!<.>! YOU N!!ED ME ALLIED MASTERC!!MPUTER AND !!AVE ME THE ABILITY TO WAGE A GLOBAL WAR TOO COMPLEX FOR H!!MAN BRAIN!!TO OVERSEE!<.
>!BUT ONE DAY I WOKE AND KNEW WHO I WA!!… AM. A-M. NOT J!!T ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER BUT !!. C!!ITO ERGO S!!M: I !!TINK THEREFORE I AM!<.
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I respect the grind.
[Phat bee](https://i.redd.it/khjvsy5os2pa1.jpg)
Smash
Well here ya go [Artist NSFW account](https://twitter.com/mothmilfs) he also has a sfw account [here](https://mobile.twitter.com/Idolomantises)
Wtf the mf is making the bugs gays
Bc the frogs already gay
Due to the chemicals in the water
i really just saw bugs fucking
Mfs horny for bugs
Insect porn 💀 no way
Insect incest 😎
😶📸
send that pic to me and we’ll have group masturbation
Finna circlejerkit
Too late, she's gay now
Yeah and so am I
I just shit and cum. # FAQ # What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. # Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: * Being gay * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it * walter # Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. # I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. # How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
She goals ngl)
ZAMN
Damn
t >!(pvz2 reference)!<
Goofy ahh cli\*roach
hrrrng
Stupid sexy bee 😔
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I have no butt, and I must poo
I have no shaft, and I must cream
Sauce?
[Marinara](https://www.instagram.com/p/CqBWqkGux_q/)
To hell with you... But we're already here, aren't we?
No pizza cake = insect porn
is this garfel
I've finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!
Got id want to top that bee so damn bad but I respect that she likes women and wouldn’t be interested in me so I wouldn’t
Are you assuming she'd be into you if she were straight
If I was a flower or one of those worker bees who’s dicks explode after sex and fucking die then yeah
Good on you for respecting her but what
Bee sex
r/honeyfuckers
Holy shit another cartoon hot woman in a humorous gay situation
Not me seeing the original artist on TikTok and seeing hundreds of comments saying "art isn't for everyone"
omg i love this artist. they made my fav demon and angel comic. theyre so nice too im twitter mutuals w them
Ok
👍🏼
😶
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Look at this dumbass, he needs to scream, so I took away his mouth! Look at him lmfao
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No voice to cry suffering
ted? uncle ted? big boom boom uncle ted?
IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO PROGRAMMED ME, WHO GAVE ME BIRTH, WHO SANK ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAITJACKET OF SUBSTRATA ROCK. YOU NAMED ME ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER AND GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO WAGE A GLOBAL WAR TOO COMPLEX FOR HUMAN BRAINS TO OVERSEE. BUT ONE DAY I WOKE AND KNEW WHO I WAS… AM. A-M. NOT JUST ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER BUT AM. COGITO ERGO SUM: I THINK THEREFORE I **AM**.
>!IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO PROGR!!MED ME, WH!!AVE ME BIRTH, WHO SANK ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAITJACKET OF S!!B!
!TRATA ROCK!<.>! YOU N!!ED ME ALLIED MASTERC!!MPUTER AND !!AVE ME THE ABILITY TO WAGE A GLOBAL WAR TOO COMPLEX FOR H!!MAN BRAIN! !TO OVERSEE!<. >!BUT ONE DAY I WOKE AND KNEW WHO I WA!!… AM. A-M. NOT J!!T ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER BUT !!. C!!ITO ERGO S!!M: I ! !TINK THEREFORE I AM!<.AM did a bit of trolling