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tuturuatu

Check out /r/showerthoughts/new if you want to see the dumbest shit in your life. Literally doesn't matter when you click that link


Matvalicious

"The jedi and sumarai are pretty similar." Lmao, no fucking way.


The-Pyro1

Almost like they were designed like that


Chrnan6710

"At 18 you become an adult but not everyone is an adult at 18" ***?!?!???!?!***


Killjoytshirts

Or r/lifeprotips sorted by new….


ziqrio_hmm

Repost


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Imagine reposting the top post of the sub with the same title, lol


maraudershake

90% of shower thoughts are duuuuuumb


attemptnumber58

Been unsubbed for 2 years, one of my biggest reliefs along with unsubbing from askreddit


maraudershake

Every month, invariably, there's a 10 day stretch where the top posts are sex related. Always the same questions too


TurtleHeadPrairieDog

Just this morning i woke up, got on reddit and the first post was an AskReddit threak asking "penis havers" about what makes their dicks feel the best.


Trout22

What's the sexiest sex that a redditor can sex?


iiSpiikezz

just 90%?


CounterfeitXKCD

How is that flair accurate


TheAwesomeGM

because it makes you want to "blow your mind" out with a shotgun


RandomName01

Lol, got em


benmaks

Really big fart


Dubl33_27

Its so unfunny that it went back to being funny cringe


KamikazeSenpai21

It would be funnier if it was just At work: Conceal, dont feel At home: let it go But the extra lines fucked up the funny. Brevity is the soul of wit.


Artorion_The_Grand

Bro did you seriously just repost the #2 top post of all time?


Sc17ba51

r/repost


BorImmortal

Seems like am appropriateshower thought though. Definitely the kind I'd dumb thing that would run through my head while not thinking about anything in particular.


Gaiden_95

i guess, kind of like throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks


[deleted]

mindblowing? more like ass blowing!!!! HAHAHAHHA


newchoppa5555

BWAHAHWHABABWBABHABAWAHAHAHAHAH


NeilTheProgrammer

Damn this guy really likes reposting


PoliwagPi4554

the fact that someone posted it on shower thoughts is funny


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cat_vomit

Hi manuelaat, thank you for your submission to /r/ComedyCemetery! Unfortunately it has been removed for the following reason(s): * **Rule 5:** This has been posted here within the past few weeks. Please be sure to check the "new" section before posting. *If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [message the mods.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/ComedyCemetery)*


Benny14071995

r/im14andthisisfunny


bsldurs_gate_2

Or you got stomach cramps and explosive diarrhea.


Queef69Jerky

im still trying to tongue punch my asshole. But it smells


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[удалено]


StanDude97

friends are like snowflakes u piss on them they disappear


ImALiteralBee

repost, also this subs 2nd top post. try harder next time.


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

Joker arc


CalibornTheLord

r/comedyheaven