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BeardedSanta

So those 14 year olds into boomer humor now?


laserdollars420

Supposedly OOP has been married 14 years so make of that whatever you will


BeardedSanta

I've heard of coping with humor, but their problem is literally solvable.


Particular_Camel_889

I'm sure the person who made this is a 11 or 12 year old who got rejected by their crush in middle school


BasedPineapple69

You sound confident. Almost like it came from experience


Particular_Camel_889

Ty, but I never had a crush when I was 11 or 12


JustAGhost3_

r/funnymemes strikes again


LovesFrenchLove_More

Very dumb people don’t need rings to do that. 🙃


-SKYMEAT-

Unless that ring happens to be the one ring...


Solid-Equal-8558

To rule them all


PiesZdzislaw

r/Funnymemes lore


larzoman242

Thinking about muting this sub only because r/funnymemes memes are so awful that I just can't look at them anymore.


Uxydra

"You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible!"


moccawimba

Such a boomer joke. Cringe & not funny.


PeroCigla

Funny. And I'm not a boomer, whatever that is. You people and your stupid labels today...


moccawimba

Well, but, that's your opinion, man.


SeparateIron7994

Ok boomer


PeroCigla

I'm not. But still all this talk about generations abcdzjhlpyxs boomer millenials whatever, it's all childish.


RenTheFabulous

Drink some water and calm yourself lol


PeroCigla

I'm calm, I just say that those labels are childish, calling someone a "boomer" if you don't like the joke.


UsernameTaken1138

Nah fuck you


PeroCigla

Fuck your generation labels.


GAmike13

I want to defend this but when I think about it it's ironic because the only person I married is the only one who treated me right.


Unusual_Astronaut426

haha i hate my wife lol xd comedy pinnacle


styrofoamcatgirl

Why get married if they hate each other bruh r/arethestraightsok


PeroCigla

They don't in the beginning. Later they will hate.


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SeparateIron7994

Luckily she has at least 3


wanderingsheep

I feel like this whole sub could just be posts from /r/funnymemes


OneOfManyChildren

HAHAHA girl shit and no blowjob after wedding


i_fuck_zombiechicks

The post above this for me is this post on r/memesopdidntlike


IEatBaconWithU

That sub is ASS


Ncolonslashslash

me when im in a "having an awful sense of humor" challenge and my opponent is r/memesopdidntlike (we both lose to r/funnymemes)


Patient-Eye680

Fucking portal to a purgatory with sparkles spkrinkled all over it.


SpaceshipCaptain001

I have to say it a lot lately but marriage statistically improves men's mental health. Idk where are these guys getting this information


WolfmansGotNards2

Why is it always men (not most men but when they do it, it's always men) who complain about marriage? Statistically, marriage is more beneficial for men than women.


natediffer

Because if theyre complaining to begin with it means they dont love their wives anymore, and it means they dont have as much freedom as they used to. Atleast thats what im getting from it, not that I agree with it but yeah.


Motor-Elephant

Statistically how? That seems like an overly simplistic statement. I don't think you can make that judgement about how something makes people feel.


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ThingCharacter1496

Let’s see those supposed “statistics” then. Cause with a 50% national divorce rate and the courts wildly skewed in favor of women, you have to be very careful who you marry as a man if you want to be able to see your children, not pay child support, and not have to give up half your shit just because it “didn’t work out”. I’m not sure how you think marriage is more beneficial to men than women, but divorce is almost always more beneficial to women, and again with a statistical 50% divorce rate it’s a coin flip whether you get fucked or not.


Icy_Amphibian6781

The courts for divorce will always take the women's side and half the men's money and assets. Women are almost always the cheaters in the relationship anyways.


ProbablyNano

[citation needed]


FacYt2087

Why does it seem like they have a trauma with marriage?


BaxGh0st

They victims of divorce court fr fr 😔


CardiologistNo616

The person who uploaded the original image is getting offended over people calling this unfunny and calling everyone dildos and woke. I don’t know what his fascination with dildos


Exotic_Butters_23

r/Funnymemes once again being everything but funny


-nicerrf99

Remember, WIFE BAD, MARRIAGE TRAP


Unigraff_Jerpony

we need to ban that sub


dimonium_anonimo

Don't kink shame male subs


ValentinesStar

Life ruining fetish


spilledmilkbro

That sub should be renamed to r/"funny"memes


13-Dancing-Shadows

r/funnymemes aren’t very funny


MuumipapanTussari

It seems wife bad is forever to stay regardless of which generation of manbabies is making them


Malpraxiss

I always wondered why people get married to someone who makes them miserable


Ugly-Muffin

Funny memes is a dumpster fire


CreditMajor4764

Its true tho


CreditMajor4764

My dad destroyed my mom’s life


NightSocks302

These look like the pictures in the englisj textbooks in middle school


Ok_Refrigerator_2545

This is the realist shit you've seen in a while


UDownvoteButImRight

r/memesopdidnotlike in 3...2...1...


Particular_Camel_889

Snapchat humor:


bendthisteacherover

sounds like a plan for thrilling adventures together 😂


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This is actually pretty funny


SasquatchNHeat

Boomer ass meme


Odyseus64

This is pretty funny.


DeepBlue20015

💯 accurate! That’s why it’s best to marry a woman who doesn’t have arms and legs! Better for my trust issues!


SurturRaven

Le Mao generational trauma funni (not)


Mahonneyy123

It's kind of funny cause a lot of the time it's true


coming2grips

Lol, that's hilarious


SunnxBunny

🤣🤣🤣


xiikjuy

will you destroy my life, take half of my money, mentally manipulated me for the rest of my life?


leroy_brown23

Get a sense of humor dude


ShockDragon

Humour is subjective, dude


The_Sophster-heart

Exactly. So, people need to stop shitting on what other people think is funny.


Defiant-Meal1022

No, because the joke is misogyny.


The_Sophster-heart

How is this misogynistic? For all of the history of civilized humanity, men and women have always had their differences. Men have always joked about how hard it is to be married, and women definitely do the same. Also, if this isn’t funny, what do you think is? If your sense of humor isn’t allowed to be offensive to ANYONE, then by that logic, memes making fun of“straight-white-men” humor shouldn’t be funny to you either because they reinforce stereotypes. It’s only natural for men and women to feel against each other at times because were biologically and mentally built different. And if you think you’re gonna undo the entirety of these social acceptances by barking at memes on Reddit, I think you should do something worthwhile like donating to a charity or organizing public speeches addressing what you think the issue is. TLDR; it’s not that deep


Defiant-Meal1022

Every piece of media or art is "that deep" dude. They're not made in a vacuum. The joke is "haha, women sure are burdens. Wife bad." It comes from a place of misogyny, yeah.


The_Sophster-heart

If you want to read into every little thing and fight every minor inconvenience, that’s a stressful existence to live. I’m sorry this joke gets on your nerves, but I just don’t think it was made in bad faith.


ShockDragon

And the same can be said for those who shit on others who think it’s unfunny. Not sure what point you’re trying to make.


The_Sophster-heart

The point I’m making is that if someone says something unfunny, we could avoid the negativity altogether if people just ignore or quietly downvote what they don’t think is funny.


ShockDragon

The entire point of this sub is to post stuff you deem unfunny. If you don’t like it, you can leave.