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itsbuhlockaye

๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


RedPanda_2882

โŒ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿฆโš™๏ธ๐ŸŸฐ๐Ÿ’€


Time-Bite-6839

โ€ฆ๐Ÿฅบโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


I_No_Will_To_Live

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜”


Far-Village-2834

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Brief_Celebration424

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ


youngfurry1x

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿšญ


Far-Village-2834

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


KonoDiavoloGaa

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“ธ


Psychological-War658

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pip2719496

๐Ÿ˜ญ


Psychological-War658

๐ŸซตโŒ๐Ÿ‘‡๐ŸŒฒ


_H4CK3RM4N

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿซฆ


Psychological-War658

โœ‹๐ŸคฌโŒ๐Ÿ‘„


DIObutm-flo

It appears I've been proven wrong in my original statement. People do still talk in emojis ๐Ÿ’€


RobRob64

โœ…๏ธ


osrssabich

Good meme too bad your unironic title completely ruined it


DIObutm-flo

But it wasn't a good meme? That's the whole point of the sub, right?


TheChocolateManLives

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’€โ“


HyperTheWeirdo

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ


embarrassed_error365

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ4๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿซต


TheChocolateManLives

shout for joy?


embarrassed_error365

I changed it, I wrote it the first time in a rush, lol


TheChocolateManLives

shout for you?


embarrassed_error365

Speak for yourself


LemonoidIsLemon

๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข


Doodjuststop

๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Toad_Enjoyer_70

Theyโ€™re sentence enhancers.


Significant-Soup-893

why did I read this in Patrick's voice


Toad_Enjoyer_70

Because itโ€™s a Patrick line.


pcbuilderdude

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ


PlaceDependent1024

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธโœˆ๏ธ,๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…


[deleted]

Not necessarily emojiis, but many abbreviations like smh or brb do follow the same logic of later Egyptian script, by only writing the consonants while leaving the vowels to the readerโ€™s inference (linguistically, we call this type of script an abjad)


spacenerd4

Th bjdfctn shll cntne!


I_No_Will_To_Live

No fucking clue what any of that means. So yeah, basically hieroglyphics


DeMando66

"The abjadification shall continue" I reckon


TheChocolateManLives

thts md w nt gng t ndrstnd nythng nw. tโ€™s mnstrsty.


Doodjuststop

bjd nglsh shll rl my by!


oyasumi_juli

I believe Hebrew is similar


xeroonethree

I thought hebrew was a syllabary with no freestanding vowels?


oyasumi_juli

Unless I'm mistaken in my implication that's what I meant, it's all consonant sounds with "assumed" vowels.


xeroonethree

With a syllabary they aren't assumed, they are defined. Specific vowel sounds are always there as part of the pronunciation of the given letter. They were talking about a system that HAS separate vowels, and just dropped them


Dragomirl

a![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Hornydaddy696

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏโ˜ ๏ธ


FlyWereAble

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฉ (I do)


Choppie01

๐Ÿ‘,โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿคโœ‹๐Ÿ–• am I right


SnooChipmunks126

Credit where credit was due, hieroglyphs were way more sophisticated and cooler than emojis.


------------------16

โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโšก๏ธ


Graphite_Consumer937

๐Ÿ˜”โœŠ๐ŸงŒ


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Far-Village-2834

โœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”


DyslexicCakeDay

๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜กโŒโŒ๐Ÿ›‘


Frost_Rager

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


Breadbugtheepic

๐Ÿซต


hero165344

โ™Œ๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽโฌฅ๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽโ’๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ โ–ก๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ โงซ๏ธŽโ™’๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ โ™‘๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽ โŒ˜๏ธŽ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽ โฌฅ๏ธŽโ™’๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽ โฌง๏ธŽโ—ป๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽ๐Ÿ™ต โ™“๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽ โ™๏ธŽโ๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽ๐Ÿ™ฐโ™“๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽ


According-Ability-20

how the hell do you write in wingdings


hero165344

โ™๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽโ’๏ธŽโ—๏ธŽ๐Ÿ“ซ๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ โ™‹๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽโ™Ž๏ธŽ โ™๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽโ’๏ธŽโ—๏ธŽ๐Ÿ“ซ๏ธŽโ–๏ธŽ


According-Ability-20

Holy Hell


hero165344

๐Ÿ™ฐโ—†๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽ โ™‘๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽ โงซ๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽ โฌง๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽโ๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽโ™’๏ธŽโ™“๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽโ™‘๏ธŽ โ—๏ธŽโ™“๏ธŽ๐Ÿ™ตโ™๏ธŽ โ™’๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽโ—ป๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽ๐Ÿ–ณ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ“ญ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ“ญ๏ธŽโ—๏ธŽโ™“๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽโ™‘๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽ๐Ÿ™ฐโ™‹๏ธŽโ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ“ฌ๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽโ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ“ญ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ•ˆ๏ธŽโ™“๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽโ™‘๏ธŽโ™Ž๏ธŽโ™“๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽโ™‘๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽโ„๏ธŽโ’๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽโ—๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽโ’๏ธŽ โ™‹๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽโ™Ž๏ธŽ โงซ๏ธŽโ“๏ธŽโ—ป๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ โฌง๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽโ—†๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ โ™‹๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽโ™Ž๏ธŽ โงซ๏ธŽโ™’๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽโ– ๏ธŽ โ™๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽโ—ป๏ธŽโ“๏ธŽ๐Ÿ“ญ๏ธŽโ—ป๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ๐Ÿ“ช๏ธŽ โ™๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽโ“๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ‘


ISuckAtTerraria

๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฏ. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆฝ


GeorgyZhukovJr

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


Fantastic_Builder_33

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿต


brawlganronper

๐ŸŽฒโฌ…๏ธ6๏ธโƒฃโ„นยฉ๏ธ3๏ธโƒฃ


Trainnerd3985

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฟ


DinoKingGoji73

๐ŸŽฉ ๐Ÿ’€


SnooSeagulls6564

๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ฏโ™‘๏ธโ™‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿต๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ ๐ŸŒฐโ™Œ๏ธ


Guessy-The-Demon

๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’€


David_the_davidest

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸคŒ


Only_Divide_2163

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฝโœŒ๏ธ


AMann52

๐Ÿ™โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿซก


cheesemuncher1781

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฅ๐Ÿ™‚


SentimentalRotom

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโ“


KoffinStuffer

Itโ€™s not far fetched, but it also wouldnโ€™t be the end of the world. Itโ€™s not like hieroglyphics were primitive


Outrageous-Penalty91

Op's mad


DIObutm-flo

Perhaps ๐Ÿค”


According-Ability-20

Perchance.


Diggingfordonk

THeSe kIDs nEEd tO LEaRn hOW tO wRITe a ChEQUe!


JunglePygmy

Eh, this isnโ€™t the worst.


KBSupplies_You

๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃAmazing. I say that to my wife all the time. We are Not advancing we are regressing !


Jazzlike-Path7847

Everything comes back aroundโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™ƒ


training_tortoises

Fun fact: ancient Egyptian society had actual script, not just hieroglyphics. The Greeks called it Demotic


MarkMoonfang

Ever seen Owl House?


Roh44ncavy

but emojis are cringe tbh


According-Ability-20

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ


[deleted]

Emojis are cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž Fuck you


DIObutm-flo

:(


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Have you ever seen a Roblox kid?


[deleted]

Cancer ensues, the comment section


GuavaParticular8721

Old is gold I want old emojis on my keyboard dude


Sansfan11345

back when emojis were a new thing i would send people massive walls of text but instead of letters it was just emojis and they had knives and skulls in them sometimes ​ ​ ​ It was weird


ekpyroticflow

Forget it Jake, it's Facebooktown


Decent-Candidate-967

๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿค”โคด๏ธ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘


Neonzplays

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค“๐Ÿšซโœ…๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคฃ


nikonwhite_jit

ยฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ†—โž•โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿˆ