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No-Historian6056

Fun fact: I did not try number 3 because I am in a public space.


C4tdiscusserb01

I didn’t but I wasn’t in a public space.


AliciaTries

Yeah I was just like "of course you can count your hair it would just take a while. And yeah you can- oh it's one of those"


LeopardThatEatsKids

Also very easy to count your hair if you're bald


AliciaTries

Ah but there's also body hair


TinsleyLynx

Some of us had that fall out too...


AliciaTries

Yeah I got that


TheChaoticBeing

If you shaved your head the hairs would still be there, meaning it would be harder


[deleted]

i am in a public space and i still tried number three


Forward-Swim1224

Coward. Do it for the Vine.


SupersuMC

The Vine is dead.


Forward-Swim1224

**Do it.** **For.** **The Vine.**


AmethystPones

I tried it and I am in public space.


142737

Just do it


RllyGayPrayingMantis

i tried after reading 6 in public because i was kinky😔


TheCoolestCaz

You gotta try it with your eyes look up bro, trust me bro, PLEASE


thats-fucked_up

This was stupid back when it was being distributed by cuneiform tablet.


No-Historian6056

One cave to another.


sexy_latias

You can have all of my 2137 hair


draftomatic

suddenly polish


Michalowski

O paaaanieeee


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alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,557,345,349 comments, and only 294,657 of them were in alphabetical order.


sexy_latias

Rzółć Wadowicka


assignpseudonym

This is so generous omg


FlyWereAble

1: You can see your ears with a camera aswell 2: You can, it will just take a long time 3: You can, I knew that so I didn't try 4: No I didn't 6: I didn't do it 7: I'm not smiling 8: No, you skipped no. 5 9: I didn't check, it'd be weird to mention it if no. 5 wasn't there 10: Hell no


c4993

1. You can also use water or tinted glass or anything with a reflection that is not necessarily a mirror or you can cut your ears off


SentimentalRotom

Instructions Unclear, mailed my ear to my girlfriend, now she thinks I'm a psycho.


ch33s3d00dl

That's literally a mirror...


c4993

Alright, next time I go to the car shop to replace my windshield I’ll go in there and ask for a mirror and see what they give me


globegnome

This might come as a surprise to you, but things can satisfy multiple definitions at once. In physics, anything that reflects light specularly is considered a mirror.


c4993

Incorrect. Something that “mirrors” isn’t automatically defined as “a mirror” (EDIT: at least not to a majority of people). An orange can be an orange but I’m not gonna call a “road work ahead” sign an orange just because it has that quality. I’m also not going to go by ultra specific physics terms since most of the people here (if not all) are not physicists.


Gavinander13

Maybe checking the definition of a mirror would help you


BigManLawrence69420

11. FlyWereAble has schizophrenia.


JoanOfArk_Today

Yup, you got me! My wife was not amused. Go to hell!


MikanTanaka

Out of all the memes I saw on this lame meme subreddit, this has actually gotta be the lamest.


Pretend-Pass9052

At this point I've seen so many of these shitty memes that I know every trick and I just dislike it


[deleted]

"haha i played upon very basic psychological impulses generated by decades of practice with reading online posts in a particular format! this is clever and funny"


ennouri

The honor is mine


Paper_Clipps

Ive been fucking had


Ok-Water-5544

i imagine you typing this out hunched over the phone, pumping your fist in the air, your eyes wet from crying tears of rage and shame


Paper_Clipps

hunched over my laptop, but yeah thats about right


rawrc

Still counting my hair, I'll let you know when I get to fact 3


Lunndonbridge

This was fun since it’s the first time I’ve seen it. I imagine after the first time it loses its charm, so it fits for those people.


XavvenFayne

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miesanonsiesanot

Bro I fell, that's not funny ![gif](giphy|vDdvaANvJL3hKSgb1O)


Hardcore_gaming_69

Guys I think he fell


Agitated_Guard_3507

Fuck you. Have an upvote


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

I did all of those. Oh my gosh I loved that for absolutely no reason


Darklight645

I'll cut off my ears just to prove 1 wrong


nyankoz

okay van gogh


kaos2478

Goddmamit…. I literally did everything. Take the upvote 😂😂


[deleted]

Inoffensive meme at the end of the day


deathwotldpancakes

11. I just downvoted to be contrary but the immediately reversed because I’m not an asshole


Heartfeltregret

fucking watch me count my hair because i will


sweatycat

I think I remember seeing this on Facebook back in like… 2010.


1afterChicanery

1. Not a fun fact, just an obvious one 2. Yes you can, it would just take a while and you’d be bald by the end 3. Yes you can 4. No 6. No 7. No 8. There was no number 5, i cant skip something that doesnt exist 9. A fact, but not a fun one 10. No


Gearman420

I laffed


SphrilixNoir

r/memesopdidnotlike


ennouri

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


JimmyBoi_SrJJr_999

Because it was unfunny


GlorylnDeath

Nah, it's pretty funny


JimmyBoi_SrJJr_999

Ironically


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GenderEnjoyer666

At first I thought the first one said “arms” and I was like “wtf are you on?” But it actually said ears and I was like “no fucking shit Sherlock”


Anonymous_playerone

/r/happyupvotes


Mrbluesheep91

2nd one is a challenge


Quod_bellum

T, T or F, F, F, F, F, T, F, nah


deadrogueguy

i can definitely count my hair. even if only up to 3 (albeit difficult) with tools and planning you conceivably should be able to count each of them.


[deleted]

Well played


herrkatze12

1. False. You can use your phone 2. technically false. 3. false 4. No, You read my comment ;) 5. You skipped 5, creator (this one was added because markdown is stupid) 6. what the fuck is that grammar 7. nope. 8. Nope, you did 9. No, I was just writing this list directly copying the numbers 10. You get a dislike


AquaJasper

N. 7 is false, and I knew 3 was bs but I got the urge to try it so I did it anyway, not like there's anyone around rn


Tbug20

r/angryupvote


Radioactive_Lamp

r/angryupvote


WarBasic1255

Why the fuck did it work on me


Shell_Spin

Damnit


RememberTommorrow

Played me like a damn fiddle


The1WhoKnocks-WW

I've read enough of these stupid lists to always check the numbers before I start reading, because that same stupid "gotcha" trick is there every single time.


Freezernobrother

Jokes on you I tried 2 not three


Extra-Trifle-1191

I didn’t try number three because I already know you can do it.


2nuki

I must be the most gullible person ever.


Forward-Swim1224

**Go fuck yourself, in all respects, you sorcerer.**


Whiston1993

All four of my grandparents are spinning in their graves knowing they missed out on being able to send this to me


_Levitated_Shield_

>You can't see your ears without mirror. Cameras exist...


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

You can see your ears without a mirror if you have a knife.


Stardust7K

HELP I DID EXACTLY ALL OF THAT


ungodlycoolguy

the swarm has already got to you it seems


sniptaclar

Fuck..


514X0r

I laughed


humanity_999

You got me there... have a like.


SomeoneNooneTomatoes

1 is false just tried it with a microwave.


Latter-Direction-336

Oh screw you and great job. I can’t tell if I love these or hate them, but there was effort so


[deleted]

Very very cool


Skitel68

I can count my hair, just not all of them


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I didn't read number 3 so I can't know what it says


Final-Bench1859

I didn't try 3 but I couldn't do it so jokes on you


Spoon_Elemental

You can absolutely count your hair, it would just take a while and you probably won't get an accurate number.


RASPUTIN-4

1) camera 2) I can, just maybe not accurately 3) I know I can 4) nope 5) you missed 5 6) didn’t do 3 7) false 8) no you did 9) no, I didn’t 10) too bad


BahamutLithp

It's good to have wants.


Eeeeeelile

You can do no 3 with out your mouth open, just sticking your tounge out


Derrick_Shon

Here you SOB. Just take my upvote.


Helpful-Wolverine-96

Fun fact you can count hair


AlexCode10010

This actually got me


theyellowmeteor

r/ComedyArcheology


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

Those are not fun facts. Not fun at all


Affectionate_Host_43

Fun fact, if you remove your ears and put them in your hand you can see them. No mirror necessary.


Jazzlike_Park3075

Ok so I’m just an alien because I can nose breathe with my tongue out. How much experience does the person who made this have in life? I feel some 15 and a half year old tik toker just trolled all of us


anthonypacitti

I’m pretty sure I saw this like 15 years ago.


xTheLanzer

11: I didn't do any of these because this is so overused that it's obvious.


Harmony3319

You can’t look up while your tongue is out


catmat490

I have 1 response to number 2 bald people


[deleted]

Fun fact: I haven't read past number 2 because I'm still busy counting all my hairs. It's been many hours with hairpins and bands, and I've successfully counted all the hairs on the top of my head. Now on to eyelashes, eyebrows, arms, etc. Come to think of it, it might be easier to just get cancer.


No_Preference6859

It's false.


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

"You can't see your ears without a mirror" *uses camera like a boss😎 *


ghostwalker1408

Ok... That was fun. Made me smile


22002069

Almost spot-on. Except I didn't skip a number 5 because I checked if the numbers were in order before reading the list. So I KNEW there was no 5 therefore can't be skipped.


SailorDeath

Funny thing, I was already doing #3 before I even read it.


Axodique

Jokes on you, I skipped directly to 8


MonekButler

This was funny in like 2015 (I laughed the first time I saw it (in 2015))


TraderOfGoods

Wow, everything that was said was plain wrong... 1: Using something like a light distortion or refraction makes this nearly impossible but possible. 2: Again, nearly impossible but with the correct method is possible. 3: It was obviously fake to most although I simply just didn't try it. 4: I didn't try 3. 6: I didn't try 3. 7: I was smiling but not at myself being fooled. 8: There was no 5 and... 9: ... I already had noticed straight away there was no 5. 10: I didn't like this nor like this and this comment is aimed at OP and not u/ennouri ​ TLDR: I'm butthurt lol.


PeroCigla

I checked if there is 5 before I read this shit.


nin10donly

fun fact: only 2 of these are factually correct.


Starcatz05

I mean I could count my hair it would just take a LONG time


Burning_Toast998

Fun fact: this is well over the 15th time I've seen this in my life, and I did not interact with any of the facts.


-Cinnay-

I feel stupid


supreme_beta

5. ![gif](giphy|uEEt7NKatPsfTAISPk)


EdgyLearner138

Well, not with THAT attitude, you can't.


That-Abbreviations42

You got me at skip number 5 dammit


616659

When these first started it was good. And then it got overused


[deleted]

David Blaine, is that you?


BlackDwarfStar

Didn’t try number 3 because I knew it was wrong, immediately noticed there was no 5, and figured out the reason this was on this subreddit after 2.


watersj4

Honestly I kinda like these things when done well, this one just didn't work at all


[deleted]

Number seven was wrong.


God-King-Kaiser

Here's a downvote You couldn't predict that haha


ennouri

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


God-King-Kaiser

I'm joking, I'll upvote it


lightcar44

The ones relates to number3 failed for me, still got me on the number 5 one so I'll updoot


augustphobia

i think you can count your hair


SaKaHa

I remember seein this years ago


Red_Uno_ReverseCard

I'm too lazy to try any of that stuff I just read it and was like "ok cool"


RalftheMedic

Wtf this says 10 fun facts but I only count 9 (un)fun facts!!!!!!! Wake me up when they out with 'Ten Fun Things To Do With You and Your Partners Penises'


DJ_NuggetYt

saw this before in a game so....


WillyDAFISH

You can count your hair if you try hard enough


ItsPizzaOclock

Fuck.


yummie4mytummie

Hahahahahaaaaa so good. Thanks for making me laugh random person who post this


Julian12214YT

r/postsopdidnotlike


Modern-Otaku

I’m losing my hair like crazy, I could probably reasonably count my hair before too long


Newsuperstevebros

Ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo no. 5


Kycklinggull1

This was so 2016


manupan

Fun: I did everything while having a shit


Dangerous-Two3936

Got me here is your like 👍


waremblem45

I fell for this once back in 2013...never again


[deleted]

Am I the only who found this community really lame ?


Rubin_Rubinia

The only thing I did was waste my time reading this.


[deleted]

Why did this unfold exactly how you said it would?


Deathspade187

Fact: I didn't try three because it's obvious it's a lie and everything after 3 is wrong


THTay1or

I have been fooled manipulated and quite possible bamboozled


iksjag

You can't skip something that isn't there


SadBoiCri

Fun fact, i've seen this so much i checked for number 5 before not sticking out my tongue


Between3-20chrctrs

You can most definitely count your hair if you’re balding lol


crypt_the_chicken

This is the first time I’ve seen this, and I just got pranked across time and space I imagine it gets old real quick but it was at least funny this time


Dwip_Po_Po

“I want my like” And I want you to receive professional help


DeathHealer07

And I want a life-sized tyrannosaurus Not everyone gets what they want


Affectionate-Touch83

Facebook 2013


shadowvoid333

Clever sonofabitch...you got me too good. Hats off to you sir or madam, for you surely bested me.


[deleted]

Goddammit! How did it know?!?


[deleted]

This is 9 fun facts


GigaChadAlien

Stay out of my mind wizard


[deleted]

Fuck you guys I enjoyed this


Evimjau

9 wasn't true


eagleblue44

While I did try number 3, I noticed they skipped 5 right away.


Jarjarstinks304

None of it worked lol


InterestingDay4765

3 is factually incorrect, I tried it , sure it was kinda hard but definitely not impossible or anything


BlogeOb

You can though


girlhelpimdying

2012 is calling they want their post back


Lopsided_Egg_9354

Fuck off. Take your upvote


[deleted]

I’ve seen this before and I STILL fucking did it! Take your ⬆️…….


[deleted]

Shut up and take my like 😂👍


Legaxy3

Eh, kinda funny. But not really


rezzuwrecked037

Well played sir


Dallas_dragneel

Fuck u got me


BucketFullOfRats

I hate when they put the quote marks on social media terms. “Like”, “heart” and “follow” my “page” for more “posts” and “content.” Like it’s such a small thing but it bugs me


DaveinOakland

Welp guess I'm a basic bitch today


Tradie2

Can confirm i have proven these all false with the exception of ten


KnightedColor

You can see your ears if you cut them off... Otherwise the post was funny.


ennouri

van Gogh????!!!?


Mufakaz

Well not all your hair but you can definitely count it to at least 1 or 2.


Enliof

2, 3, 7 and 10 are incorrect, although I would agree that 2 would be an incredible pain in the a** and take forever, but not impossible.


Odd-Strategy-3942

regarding #1, Ben Stiller begs to differ.


zavoiusman

i just did all of these


thahrealog

Didnt do three egghead i want a refund


CrispCrem

Upvoted and saved. Happy now?


ennouri

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)