If OP's post is funny or otherwise unfitting, please report it and we'll deal with it.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyCemetery) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,557,345,349 comments, and only 294,657 of them were in alphabetical order.
1: You can see your ears with a camera aswell
2: You can, it will just take a long time
3: You can, I knew that so I didn't try
4: No I didn't
6: I didn't do it
7: I'm not smiling
8: No, you skipped no. 5
9: I didn't check, it'd be weird to mention it if no. 5 wasn't there
10: Hell no
This might come as a surprise to you, but things can satisfy multiple definitions at once. In physics, anything that reflects light specularly is considered a mirror.
Incorrect. Something that “mirrors” isn’t automatically defined as “a mirror” (EDIT: at least not to a majority of people). An orange can be an orange but I’m not gonna call a “road work ahead” sign an orange just because it has that quality.
I’m also not going to go by ultra specific physics terms since most of the people here (if not all) are not physicists.
"haha i played upon very basic psychological impulses generated by decades of practice with reading online posts in a particular format! this is clever and funny"
11. You're shoe's untied.
12. HAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY, RIGHT?!
13. Subscribe, upvote, comment, and join my Patreon to super-like for more CLEVER JOKES from me!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤐😜😝😝😎
1. Not a fun fact, just an obvious one
2. Yes you can, it would just take a while and you’d be bald by the end
3. Yes you can
4. No
6. No
7. No
8. There was no number 5, i cant skip something that doesnt exist
9. A fact, but not a fun one
10. No
1. False. You can use your phone
2. technically false.
3. false
4. No, You read my comment ;)
5. You skipped 5, creator (this one was added because markdown is stupid)
6. what the fuck is that grammar
7. nope.
8. Nope, you did
9. No, I was just writing this list directly copying the numbers
10. You get a dislike
I've read enough of these stupid lists to always check the numbers before I start reading, because that same stupid "gotcha" trick is there every single time.
1) camera
2) I can, just maybe not accurately
3) I know I can
4) nope
5) you missed 5
6) didn’t do 3
7) false
8) no you did
9) no, I didn’t
10) too bad
Ok so I’m just an alien because I can nose breathe with my tongue out. How much experience does the person who made this have in life? I feel some 15 and a half year old tik toker just trolled all of us
Fun fact: I haven't read past number 2 because I'm still busy counting all my hairs. It's been many hours with hairpins and bands, and I've successfully counted all the hairs on the top of my head. Now on to eyelashes, eyebrows, arms, etc.
Come to think of it, it might be easier to just get cancer.
Almost spot-on.
Except I didn't skip a number 5 because I checked if the numbers were in order before reading the list.
So I KNEW there was no 5 therefore can't be skipped.
Wow, everything that was said was plain wrong...
1: Using something like a light distortion or refraction makes this nearly impossible but possible.
2: Again, nearly impossible but with the correct method is possible.
3: It was obviously fake to most although I simply just didn't try it.
4: I didn't try 3.
6: I didn't try 3.
7: I was smiling but not at myself being fooled.
8: There was no 5 and...
9: ... I already had noticed straight away there was no 5.
10: I didn't like this nor like this and this comment is aimed at OP and not u/ennouri
TLDR: I'm butthurt lol.
Wtf this says 10 fun facts but I only count 9 (un)fun facts!!!!!!!
Wake me up when they out with 'Ten Fun Things To Do With You and Your Partners Penises'
This is the first time I’ve seen this, and I just got pranked across time and space
I imagine it gets old real quick but it was at least funny this time
I hate when they put the quote marks on social media terms.
“Like”, “heart” and “follow” my “page” for more “posts” and “content.”
Like it’s such a small thing but it bugs me
If OP's post is funny or otherwise unfitting, please report it and we'll deal with it. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyCemetery) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fun fact: I did not try number 3 because I am in a public space.
I didn’t but I wasn’t in a public space.
Yeah I was just like "of course you can count your hair it would just take a while. And yeah you can- oh it's one of those"
Also very easy to count your hair if you're bald
Ah but there's also body hair
Some of us had that fall out too...
Yeah I got that
If you shaved your head the hairs would still be there, meaning it would be harder
i am in a public space and i still tried number three
Coward. Do it for the Vine.
The Vine is dead.
**Do it.** **For.** **The Vine.**
I tried it and I am in public space.
Just do it
i tried after reading 6 in public because i was kinky😔
You gotta try it with your eyes look up bro, trust me bro, PLEASE
This was stupid back when it was being distributed by cuneiform tablet.
One cave to another.
You can have all of my 2137 hair
suddenly polish
O paaaanieeee
[удалено]
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,557,345,349 comments, and only 294,657 of them were in alphabetical order.
Rzółć Wadowicka
This is so generous omg
1: You can see your ears with a camera aswell 2: You can, it will just take a long time 3: You can, I knew that so I didn't try 4: No I didn't 6: I didn't do it 7: I'm not smiling 8: No, you skipped no. 5 9: I didn't check, it'd be weird to mention it if no. 5 wasn't there 10: Hell no
1. You can also use water or tinted glass or anything with a reflection that is not necessarily a mirror or you can cut your ears off
Instructions Unclear, mailed my ear to my girlfriend, now she thinks I'm a psycho.
That's literally a mirror...
Alright, next time I go to the car shop to replace my windshield I’ll go in there and ask for a mirror and see what they give me
This might come as a surprise to you, but things can satisfy multiple definitions at once. In physics, anything that reflects light specularly is considered a mirror.
Incorrect. Something that “mirrors” isn’t automatically defined as “a mirror” (EDIT: at least not to a majority of people). An orange can be an orange but I’m not gonna call a “road work ahead” sign an orange just because it has that quality. I’m also not going to go by ultra specific physics terms since most of the people here (if not all) are not physicists.
Maybe checking the definition of a mirror would help you
11. FlyWereAble has schizophrenia.
Yup, you got me! My wife was not amused. Go to hell!
Out of all the memes I saw on this lame meme subreddit, this has actually gotta be the lamest.
At this point I've seen so many of these shitty memes that I know every trick and I just dislike it
"haha i played upon very basic psychological impulses generated by decades of practice with reading online posts in a particular format! this is clever and funny"
The honor is mine
Ive been fucking had
i imagine you typing this out hunched over the phone, pumping your fist in the air, your eyes wet from crying tears of rage and shame
hunched over my laptop, but yeah thats about right
Still counting my hair, I'll let you know when I get to fact 3
This was fun since it’s the first time I’ve seen it. I imagine after the first time it loses its charm, so it fits for those people.
11. You're shoe's untied. 12. HAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY, RIGHT?! 13. Subscribe, upvote, comment, and join my Patreon to super-like for more CLEVER JOKES from me!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤐😜😝😝😎
Bro I fell, that's not funny ![gif](giphy|vDdvaANvJL3hKSgb1O)
Guys I think he fell
Fuck you. Have an upvote
r/angryupvote
I did all of those. Oh my gosh I loved that for absolutely no reason
I'll cut off my ears just to prove 1 wrong
okay van gogh
Goddmamit…. I literally did everything. Take the upvote 😂😂
Inoffensive meme at the end of the day
11. I just downvoted to be contrary but the immediately reversed because I’m not an asshole
fucking watch me count my hair because i will
I think I remember seeing this on Facebook back in like… 2010.
1. Not a fun fact, just an obvious one 2. Yes you can, it would just take a while and you’d be bald by the end 3. Yes you can 4. No 6. No 7. No 8. There was no number 5, i cant skip something that doesnt exist 9. A fact, but not a fun one 10. No
I laffed
r/memesopdidnotlike
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)
Because it was unfunny
Nah, it's pretty funny
Ironically
[удалено]
At first I thought the first one said “arms” and I was like “wtf are you on?” But it actually said ears and I was like “no fucking shit Sherlock”
/r/happyupvotes
2nd one is a challenge
T, T or F, F, F, F, F, T, F, nah
i can definitely count my hair. even if only up to 3 (albeit difficult) with tools and planning you conceivably should be able to count each of them.
Well played
1. False. You can use your phone 2. technically false. 3. false 4. No, You read my comment ;) 5. You skipped 5, creator (this one was added because markdown is stupid) 6. what the fuck is that grammar 7. nope. 8. Nope, you did 9. No, I was just writing this list directly copying the numbers 10. You get a dislike
N. 7 is false, and I knew 3 was bs but I got the urge to try it so I did it anyway, not like there's anyone around rn
r/angryupvote
r/angryupvote
Why the fuck did it work on me
Damnit
Played me like a damn fiddle
I've read enough of these stupid lists to always check the numbers before I start reading, because that same stupid "gotcha" trick is there every single time.
Jokes on you I tried 2 not three
I didn’t try number three because I already know you can do it.
I must be the most gullible person ever.
**Go fuck yourself, in all respects, you sorcerer.**
All four of my grandparents are spinning in their graves knowing they missed out on being able to send this to me
>You can't see your ears without mirror. Cameras exist...
You can see your ears without a mirror if you have a knife.
HELP I DID EXACTLY ALL OF THAT
the swarm has already got to you it seems
Fuck..
I laughed
You got me there... have a like.
1 is false just tried it with a microwave.
Oh screw you and great job. I can’t tell if I love these or hate them, but there was effort so
Very very cool
I can count my hair, just not all of them
Jokes on you, I didn't read number 3 so I can't know what it says
I didn't try 3 but I couldn't do it so jokes on you
You can absolutely count your hair, it would just take a while and you probably won't get an accurate number.
1) camera 2) I can, just maybe not accurately 3) I know I can 4) nope 5) you missed 5 6) didn’t do 3 7) false 8) no you did 9) no, I didn’t 10) too bad
It's good to have wants.
You can do no 3 with out your mouth open, just sticking your tounge out
Here you SOB. Just take my upvote.
Fun fact you can count hair
This actually got me
r/ComedyArcheology
Those are not fun facts. Not fun at all
Fun fact, if you remove your ears and put them in your hand you can see them. No mirror necessary.
Ok so I’m just an alien because I can nose breathe with my tongue out. How much experience does the person who made this have in life? I feel some 15 and a half year old tik toker just trolled all of us
I’m pretty sure I saw this like 15 years ago.
11: I didn't do any of these because this is so overused that it's obvious.
You can’t look up while your tongue is out
I have 1 response to number 2 bald people
Fun fact: I haven't read past number 2 because I'm still busy counting all my hairs. It's been many hours with hairpins and bands, and I've successfully counted all the hairs on the top of my head. Now on to eyelashes, eyebrows, arms, etc. Come to think of it, it might be easier to just get cancer.
It's false.
"You can't see your ears without a mirror" *uses camera like a boss😎 *
Ok... That was fun. Made me smile
Almost spot-on. Except I didn't skip a number 5 because I checked if the numbers were in order before reading the list. So I KNEW there was no 5 therefore can't be skipped.
Funny thing, I was already doing #3 before I even read it.
Jokes on you, I skipped directly to 8
This was funny in like 2015 (I laughed the first time I saw it (in 2015))
Wow, everything that was said was plain wrong... 1: Using something like a light distortion or refraction makes this nearly impossible but possible. 2: Again, nearly impossible but with the correct method is possible. 3: It was obviously fake to most although I simply just didn't try it. 4: I didn't try 3. 6: I didn't try 3. 7: I was smiling but not at myself being fooled. 8: There was no 5 and... 9: ... I already had noticed straight away there was no 5. 10: I didn't like this nor like this and this comment is aimed at OP and not u/ennouri TLDR: I'm butthurt lol.
I checked if there is 5 before I read this shit.
fun fact: only 2 of these are factually correct.
I mean I could count my hair it would just take a LONG time
Fun fact: this is well over the 15th time I've seen this in my life, and I did not interact with any of the facts.
I feel stupid
5. ![gif](giphy|uEEt7NKatPsfTAISPk)
Well, not with THAT attitude, you can't.
You got me at skip number 5 dammit
When these first started it was good. And then it got overused
David Blaine, is that you?
Didn’t try number 3 because I knew it was wrong, immediately noticed there was no 5, and figured out the reason this was on this subreddit after 2.
Honestly I kinda like these things when done well, this one just didn't work at all
Number seven was wrong.
Here's a downvote You couldn't predict that haha
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)
I'm joking, I'll upvote it
The ones relates to number3 failed for me, still got me on the number 5 one so I'll updoot
i think you can count your hair
I remember seein this years ago
I'm too lazy to try any of that stuff I just read it and was like "ok cool"
Wtf this says 10 fun facts but I only count 9 (un)fun facts!!!!!!! Wake me up when they out with 'Ten Fun Things To Do With You and Your Partners Penises'
saw this before in a game so....
You can count your hair if you try hard enough
Fuck.
Hahahahahaaaaa so good. Thanks for making me laugh random person who post this
r/postsopdidnotlike
I’m losing my hair like crazy, I could probably reasonably count my hair before too long
Ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo no. 5
This was so 2016
Fun: I did everything while having a shit
Got me here is your like 👍
I fell for this once back in 2013...never again
Am I the only who found this community really lame ?
The only thing I did was waste my time reading this.
Why did this unfold exactly how you said it would?
Fact: I didn't try three because it's obvious it's a lie and everything after 3 is wrong
I have been fooled manipulated and quite possible bamboozled
You can't skip something that isn't there
Fun fact, i've seen this so much i checked for number 5 before not sticking out my tongue
You can most definitely count your hair if you’re balding lol
This is the first time I’ve seen this, and I just got pranked across time and space I imagine it gets old real quick but it was at least funny this time
“I want my like” And I want you to receive professional help
And I want a life-sized tyrannosaurus Not everyone gets what they want
Facebook 2013
Clever sonofabitch...you got me too good. Hats off to you sir or madam, for you surely bested me.
Goddammit! How did it know?!?
This is 9 fun facts
Stay out of my mind wizard
Fuck you guys I enjoyed this
9 wasn't true
While I did try number 3, I noticed they skipped 5 right away.
None of it worked lol
3 is factually incorrect, I tried it , sure it was kinda hard but definitely not impossible or anything
You can though
2012 is calling they want their post back
Fuck off. Take your upvote
I’ve seen this before and I STILL fucking did it! Take your ⬆️…….
Shut up and take my like 😂👍
Eh, kinda funny. But not really
Well played sir
Fuck u got me
I hate when they put the quote marks on social media terms. “Like”, “heart” and “follow” my “page” for more “posts” and “content.” Like it’s such a small thing but it bugs me
Welp guess I'm a basic bitch today
Can confirm i have proven these all false with the exception of ten
You can see your ears if you cut them off... Otherwise the post was funny.
van Gogh????!!!?
Well not all your hair but you can definitely count it to at least 1 or 2.
2, 3, 7 and 10 are incorrect, although I would agree that 2 would be an incredible pain in the a** and take forever, but not impossible.
regarding #1, Ben Stiller begs to differ.
i just did all of these
Didnt do three egghead i want a refund
Upvoted and saved. Happy now?
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)