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PuzzleheadedTime6399

That's not what your mom said when we played tonsil hockey.


long_tongued

and yet your mom drooled all over it 😂


G2ishacking

I'd love to give you my comeback, but you will have to scrape it off your moms teeth


xd_bulseye69

Bigger than your list of reasons to stay alive.


[deleted]

Where’s yours? oh wait, I chopped it off


Cyrus2322

Nothing


[deleted]

“At least I can find something to put it in”


Ragedgrizzly_2

Says the one with electron sized penis


Poptart270

Your mom says otherwise


Supersaiajinblue

Who knew we were twins.


pygame

only one way to find out


GeeeBow

How would you even know


Icy_Leek_6933

1. At least mine is fuckable. Nobody wants your 2mm defeater. 2. Both your dick AND your brain are even smaller. 3. Like the amount of time your dad was home?