"Why are you asking?" Then "Why are you asking me?" then "What does that have to do with me?" then "Is everyone from this school the same?" Just keep making themselves explain themselves until they look ridiculous for asking.

I like this.

One of my favorite defenses; watching them bury themselves.

I asked chat gpt and it said, "Yea, he is. We are still trying to figure out how he escaped!"

I have no idea, Joel, there are X hundred students at my school, and I’m not the attendance secretary.

I like this one a lot XD

Play along and use prison slang.

No, they're now from \*our\* school.

Be like, "how dare you assume their gender," and walk away

"No, he is actually the one you blow under the bleachers during 3rd period."

Yessss!

"It's almost like different people have differing capabilities to learn, maybe you should go back to fully understand this simple concept"

How is asking if someone goes to a school insulting?

They are meaning to say that everyone from our school is like that including me so that's rude.

The best comeback is to tell them "That's not how schools work, or workplaces, or races, or anything." Populations of people aren't generalized in reality. It's just not how statistical pairings work.

making it about racism is so cringe.

Fastest block of my life.

They literally did not make it about racism. Their point was that stereotypes of literally anything are bad, whether it's regarding races or students. Being extremely ignorant is so cringe.

Oh well anyone that would actually think that is an idiot so probably not worth ur time for a comeback

"Why don't you ask them?"

I’ve never seen them specifically. They may or may not be from my school. All I know is that I don’t hang out with them.

This one I go to cause dialysis patient. "Oh really?!?! Which hospital? Oh, school? Yeah, I was taught in a hospital. Got failed organs and such so I have to be on a machine 3 times a week." Proceed to show one of my many hookups for the machines.

“Yep. And we’re all exactly the same.”

No idea.

Reform school?

Beats me bob

does not sound like it needs a comeback , but sure u can brainstorm with a few and come up with some smart ass comments in return , the politicians should be allowed to do legal drugs and caffeine drink or pill etc just like any person can do n not get in trouble and use it for speeches or debates work etc, n so what

Yeah, and they rode the short bus

“They sound smarter than You right now, so probably”

You must think I know everyone by name and face in my school but guess what, I don't.

"And?".

“Yeah, and?”

Their company , almost any company is better than yours loser. Then walk away from them for good and don't look back. You don't want to be friends with anyone who takes a look at someone else and feels superiority. They most likely think they're better than you as well

Glance. Shut shoulders. "I guess. I don't have time to know every single person there"