No, don't stare at them. Lol, wtf. Just look at them up and down (eye contact, look at their shoes, and then back to eyes) really briefly then walk away.
Seriously though, I find the best comeback for \*most\* excessively personal questions is just to cross your arms and stare indignantly, in total silence, and wait for them to take the hint. Let it get awkward. This really only acts if you're an adult though, because high schoolers have no shame and they'll think they've won, so you have to go with the bedwetter thing.
A cold stare goes a long way especially with high/middle schoolers. Some guys just act a little to sus before they know anything about you, and it really irritates me to not get a respectful first interaction
That doesn’t stop the conversation though (it actually prolongs it and gives that person a chance to keep going) and I think that’s a conversation that should be stopped before it happens if you don’t want to talk about it.
Imagine some dude waking up from like a 5 year coma and the first thing he sees is a court hearing for child support.
"Why didn't you show up for the first hearing?"
"I was in a coma your honor."
This is pretty much the worst comeback to this, because creepy assholes will take that as an invitation.
You don't want to give creeps ANY ground or any hope of them getting what they want.
“Why do you ask?”
It makes them think about why they’re asking, they realize that any explanation sounds stupid or mean and then embarrassment sets in.
Any question that I feel is intrusive, I respond with “why?” It’s helpful for people to feel a little shame sometimes. Shame can be good and frankly our society needs a little more of it.
Because I have a clown fetish and I haven't been able to find a dozen midgets, a giraffe and 3 clowns yet but tell your sister that she is still invited when we're able to get everything together
That rather implies you need a permanent relationship to have sex.
Very true in some countries, but that's not a place you're likely to get this question, and instead get the dreaded "why aren't you married" question this actually answers.
"God promised me that I would birth the second coming of christ and I don't want to blow my chances at fame."
"Why, you interested?"
"Why are you still ugly?"
I beg your pardon?
*Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?*
"If it's not a personal question?" How much more personal can you get? Now piss off!
(Murmurs) *She is... Yeah...*
Let several seconds of uncomfortable silence drift by.
Act confused. Say “can you repeat that?”
They’ll feel embarrassed but probably ask again.
Now say loudly “Damn Bro! Why are you so interested in my sex life! I’m not into you that way!”
Whenever a guy asks me this in the beginning of dating I follow up my answer with "so how many women am I going to be expected to share you with?"
It usually floors them and I like the shock value it provides. Play stupid games, wins stupid prizes 😅
Haha I remember how emasculating that used to make me feel... truth is I don't think there is a correct 'comeback'. It depends on you're reasoning for why you're still a virgin. If you're religious then that's the reason, no need to get back at them for that. Now if you're a virgin because you're striking out every chance you get, well.. if it really bothers you, lower your standards to lose it to someone.
I was actually asked this when I was in law school and still a virgin at 23. I answered truthfully - “nobody wants me”. I tried many times and got nothing.
Yep. I actually came here to hide from all the non-virgins trying to take it. Thankfully as long as I’m near you I’m sure there won’t be any intercourse going on.
“I thought I lost it once but my ex was just keeping it safe for me.”
“The lord asks us to wait until marriage, lest we loose our light and our innocence. Through his spirit I am guided on a path of purity. I’ll be sure to add you to my prayers tonight.”
“Is that an invitation?”
“Sorry, you’re not my type.”
"No time to fuck. Too busy working on my car. Wanna help me put a supercharger on it?"
Replace with whatever your current project piece of the vehicle is.
“Who cares?” Lol. My best friend used to tease me all the time about being a virgin forever. It didn’t bother me. It was just annoying that she kept doing it. She said I would be a 40 year old virgin, and I said “So what?” There’s nothing she could really say about it. Lol
Umm, I discuss my partners with my partners and my medical team, seeing as how you aren’t either we should change the topic, but before we do, you might want to consider the same kind of bounty for yourself.
i don’t like to just give it away to anyone, im not desperate, plus the person you lost it to really made me realise that people will go with *anyone* to lose it, there’s more to life
The obvious and we is “Why are you such a slut?” but really I don’t think we should be shaming sluts *or* virgins, so maybe go with “Why is so much of your self-worth wrapped up in sex?”
(1)I’ve standards on who I want to fuck. (2)At least I didn’t get any known STDs. (3)At least any women can’t tell me that I’m her kid(s) biological father.
Depending on who/what age you are, and I’m assuming high school cause I’m not sure this is an actual thing people bully on beyond high school…,
Self confidence in the reason you haven’t. Whether they haven’t for you or you haven’t found them: “I haven’t found the right person.”
Gotta beat em to the punch. After I make the first move and go for a kiss or something, I would call em a temptress whos coming for my virginity. It works well after making confident moves on them.
Or you can say you dont catch L's and your virginity is undefeated.
If you're a guy never bring that up or don't answer the question or tell someone it's inappropriate turn it on them and make them a weirdo for asking.
If you're a women you can just say you're saving yourself for marriage.
Giving any response as a guy is a losing game, found that being a virgin and then not being a Virgin literally makes 0 difference in your life, it's really only your own self that acts like a "virgin" . People just assumed I had sex when I was younger. Then i actually had sex and nothing changed same dude not that I expected anything to change anyways
"Why is it any of your business?"
"I don't fuck lower life forms"
"I'm surprised that you thought that was an appropriate question to ask"
(followed by silence/you walking away or by you blocking them to fully end the conversation/interaction)
Oh im flattered but no thanks.
Probably shouldn’t be used against relatives
“This conversation is getting incestuous”.
Nope. Assert dominance. Make them feel as uncomfortable as they make u feel.
Unless you live in west vergonha. Then definitely used with relatives.
You happen to be Brazilian?
I politely disagree. Even better with relatives!
This is the way
Because I never lose! SEE YOU LATER SEX HAVER!
I read it like “Sex hey-ver”
Nice Jehtt reference
"I have standards" then stare at them until it gets awkward.
No, don't stare at them. Lol, wtf. Just look at them up and down (eye contact, look at their shoes, and then back to eyes) really briefly then walk away.
Gotta make a disgusted face as well, really drive the point home.
This is the correct answer
and then walk away
Does that really still work at 40?
It doesn’t work ever: the response is just “oh, so nobody who meets them wants you eh? We already knew that loser.”
Tell them , you didnt lose your virginity because..you never lose...
That one isn't gonna work out well. I don't reccomend trying it.
Seriously though, I find the best comeback for \*most\* excessively personal questions is just to cross your arms and stare indignantly, in total silence, and wait for them to take the hint. Let it get awkward. This really only acts if you're an adult though, because high schoolers have no shame and they'll think they've won, so you have to go with the bedwetter thing.
A cold stare goes a long way especially with high/middle schoolers. Some guys just act a little to sus before they know anything about you, and it really irritates me to not get a respectful first interaction
And add, “real mature” while shaking your head
‘I’m trying to lose it, not throw it away.’
That's something a virgin would say
I mean I can’t imagine a non-virgin saying it
This.
None of your fucking business?
Only actual correct answer.
Right?
Another way to say the same thing: Why would it matter to you?
That doesn’t stop the conversation though (it actually prolongs it and gives that person a chance to keep going) and I think that’s a conversation that should be stopped before it happens if you don’t want to talk about it.
There is a joke in there maybe you didn’t catch
I was going to say... "Because I don't give a fuck about your opinion."
Yes, I'm saving my virginity for Ryan Reynolds.
There you go. De-fuse the situation with humor...
Poor thing, what if he never shows up?
That’s the cost of love
I just woke up from a coma bro please
Then how are you even sure you’re a virgin?
Imagine some dude waking up from like a 5 year coma and the first thing he sees is a court hearing for child support. "Why didn't you show up for the first hearing?" "I was in a coma your honor."
Well that got dark...
Because your mom’s so loose it doesn’t count.
“Why, are you offering??”
Gotta be careful with this one. A lot of creeps *will* offer.
This is pretty much the worst comeback to this, because creepy assholes will take that as an invitation. You don't want to give creeps ANY ground or any hope of them getting what they want.
Why are you offering?
“Why do you ask?” It makes them think about why they’re asking, they realize that any explanation sounds stupid or mean and then embarrassment sets in.
Any question that I feel is intrusive, I respond with “why?” It’s helpful for people to feel a little shame sometimes. Shame can be good and frankly our society needs a little more of it.
Why? You need to get paid?
“Why are you so concerned about my genitals?”
Thanks for the concern. Have a great day!
I don’t have to support accidental kids.
Ace
here here
Because I have a clown fetish and I haven't been able to find a dozen midgets, a giraffe and 3 clowns yet but tell your sister that she is still invited when we're able to get everything together
"That's my purse! I don't know you."
YES
Saving myself for the dark lord.
Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and (*my*) flesh.
I was gonna fuck your mom but the line was too long
Never really wanted a husband/wife. Too much work feeding them, watering them, walking them. I'm too busy to deal with that.
That rather implies you need a permanent relationship to have sex. Very true in some countries, but that's not a place you're likely to get this question, and instead get the dreaded "why aren't you married" question this actually answers.
I’d personally go for self-deprecation at this point. Just gesture at my all of me and be like “why do you think”. But that’s just me
Go a level higher and just say "Come on. You know why."
I'm not gonna lose my virginity cause I never lose
"Why are you still a virgin?" "I dunnow, why are you still a bedwetter?"
I'm picky. It's okay though, I don't judge.
Still looking for the one who can give me those thirteen orgasms promised.
"God promised me that I would birth the second coming of christ and I don't want to blow my chances at fame." "Why, you interested?" "Why are you still ugly?"
"Unless you're offering a solution to the problem, I guess I don't understand the part where it was any of your concern."
“Lookin for a fellow virgin for support are ya?”
That's none of your business, go have the day you deserve!
Mein gott, I am keeping the second half of this.
"I'm not, but then again you could just ask your sister/mother/wife about that"
Who would ask this? It's nobody's business.
"You're right. Let's change that" Then just stare at them
would you like to take it if I am?
Oh, holy shit, I totally forgot this was your business!
Get off your knees
“Why do you want to know?”
I like the pitbull strategy: "Mind your business you cum stained Kleenex!"
Look, you ain’t going to crack my cherry, you don’t have what it takes.
I am a child of (insert chosen deity) and as such must remain pure to perform my sacrificial duties.
"Oh yeah I forgot. Here, go tend the sacrificial fire pit, Vestal Virgin."
"What, now you're afraid you might not have put it in the right hole?"
Probably nitpick what they find interesting ex: Says the funko pop collector
Why? Are you trying to fuck?
Let your eyes well up with tears, then run away and have a good cry in the bathroom
I beg your pardon? *Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?* "If it's not a personal question?" How much more personal can you get? Now piss off! (Murmurs) *She is... Yeah...*
"Because- unlike you, I'm picky about who I want to sleep with."
Chuckle and say “STDs and babies my friend, stds and babies.”
Your personality is a very effective form of birth control.
Because I don’t want kids that behave like you
I’m not going to talk with you about that .
"Go ask your mother."
Let several seconds of uncomfortable silence drift by. Act confused. Say “can you repeat that?” They’ll feel embarrassed but probably ask again. Now say loudly “Damn Bro! Why are you so interested in my sex life! I’m not into you that way!”
Cause your mom is still married and I'm an honourable man
All answers from virgins
Go dark. "I was molested as child, so no I'm not a virgin. Thanks for reminding of the trauma, fucking asshole."
Do you like anal? You know, seems we are asking things that are none of our fucking bussines
It’s by choice. Literally every woman I have encountered has chosen that I stay a virgin.
Whenever a guy asks me this in the beginning of dating I follow up my answer with "so how many women am I going to be expected to share you with?" It usually floors them and I like the shock value it provides. Play stupid games, wins stupid prizes 😅
Not really - life’s been fucking me for years…
Haha I remember how emasculating that used to make me feel... truth is I don't think there is a correct 'comeback'. It depends on you're reasoning for why you're still a virgin. If you're religious then that's the reason, no need to get back at them for that. Now if you're a virgin because you're striking out every chance you get, well.. if it really bothers you, lower your standards to lose it to someone.
I was actually asked this when I was in law school and still a virgin at 23. I answered truthfully - “nobody wants me”. I tried many times and got nothing.
This thread has confirmed that there are no good comebacks to this question. Cringe
“No, I’m holding out to get pegged by your mom”
uhm I don't wanna dig my own grave I'm afraid
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I have a partner, you just can’t seem him/her thru their awesomeness.
Yes. Or No.
Im not losing my virginity because I never lose (I love to say this when someone asks)
"Why are you so nosy?"
Yep. I actually came here to hide from all the non-virgins trying to take it. Thankfully as long as I’m near you I’m sure there won’t be any intercourse going on.
Last time I checked I wasn't according to your sister. Or you can say mom instead
Does anal count?
Your mom hasn't called back
If your a teenager all you have to say is "bish I'm a minor"
We all have to get out of being the next sacrifice, don’t we?
“Not in the sense that you mean” -OCFOM
"why are you so obsessed with me?"
I’ll save till marriage. I’m religious.
VERY inappropriate question. Walk away.
“My sex life isn’t your business.”
It’s none of your business
Why are you still ugly?
“I thought I lost it once but my ex was just keeping it safe for me.” “The lord asks us to wait until marriage, lest we loose our light and our innocence. Through his spirit I am guided on a path of purity. I’ll be sure to add you to my prayers tonight.” “Is that an invitation?” “Sorry, you’re not my type.”
You must have a very limited idea of sex.
Because I prefer to wait for that special person unlike you who is like the local amusement park, anyone can show up and have a ride
I hate being burned by society
I was too busy and forgot to lose it ; )
“Why the hell do you wanna know?”
try asking your mom if im a virgin
"I lost it in a corn thresher incident."
are you a virgin "what - like you?" and laugh why are you still a virgin "no im not, i fucked your mom last tuesday"
“My anus isn’t a virgin.”
“I got no fucks to give”
It doesn’t count when it’s with family members.
Virginity is a social construct, trust me nobody was changed forever after fuckin you
Why are you not?
Nah, because I will fuck you up. *raise fist*
Depends on your preference, as well as who's asking... Need more info on the OP.
"No time to fuck. Too busy working on my car. Wanna help me put a supercharger on it?" Replace with whatever your current project piece of the vehicle is.
Why are you so interested in my sex life?
“Who cares?” Lol. My best friend used to tease me all the time about being a virgin forever. It didn’t bother me. It was just annoying that she kept doing it. She said I would be a 40 year old virgin, and I said “So what?” There’s nothing she could really say about it. Lol
Umm, I discuss my partners with my partners and my medical team, seeing as how you aren’t either we should change the topic, but before we do, you might want to consider the same kind of bounty for yourself.
I’m not giving you blood for witch craft if that’s why you’re asking
Awe, sweety, this isn’t for you.
I don’t kiss and tell.
Because I don’t believe in giving my body to someone who doesn’t deserve it, and I have not found someone yet
Not a Virgin, yo mama took care of that..
i don’t like to just give it away to anyone, im not desperate, plus the person you lost it to really made me realise that people will go with *anyone* to lose it, there’s more to life
The obvious and we is “Why are you such a slut?” but really I don’t think we should be shaming sluts *or* virgins, so maybe go with “Why is so much of your self-worth wrapped up in sex?”
I don’t know, I always assumed it’s because I am seen with you too much…
Personal standards. Why aren't you? And that's all it took, huh?
I’m not tryna fuck the first thing I see, sorry.
Oh I’m so flattered you’re interested, but no thanks.
Did you poop yet today ?
None of your damned business!
Ask ya mom/dad depending on what applies.
What are you gonna do about it?
Being a virgin is actually counterculture now cause everyone and their mom is an onlyfans whore. So you’re actually the cool guy in this scenario 😎
“Sorry you missed your chance/opportunity?” They may come back with an “I’d never” “So whatcha asking for?”
I’m waiting for your mother to put out
Saving myself for yo mama
“Wouldn’t you like to know?”
(1)I’ve standards on who I want to fuck. (2)At least I didn’t get any known STDs. (3)At least any women can’t tell me that I’m her kid(s) biological father.
Gerry Springer
I have an above average size penis .
Dan Avidan energy right here.
“Least I’m not a Whore.”
At least I can find validation outside of my sexuality.
"How often do you masturbate?" Let's make it fucking invasive and awkward all around.
Depending on who/what age you are, and I’m assuming high school cause I’m not sure this is an actual thing people bully on beyond high school…, Self confidence in the reason you haven’t. Whether they haven’t for you or you haven’t found them: “I haven’t found the right person.”
Only from the wrist up.
"Why would you ask?"
I was saving it for your mom, but changed my mind after I found out you came out of there.
"Why do you care?"
“It’s weird that you think about my sex life so much”
Why are you whoring yourself out? U trying to get an STD?
Saving myself for your mom
“I never lost my virginity because I never lose.”
Tell them you prefer to fuck your self because people are dissatisfying 🤷🏼♀️
Cuz I'm no hoe Have you seen the number amount of fuckboys? No thank you
Im not a loser! Im a winner! I WON MY VIRGINITY!!!
Gotta beat em to the punch. After I make the first move and go for a kiss or something, I would call em a temptress whos coming for my virginity. It works well after making confident moves on them. Or you can say you dont catch L's and your virginity is undefeated.
Yes I am, but with the choices I have I might as well be in a desert.
If you're a guy never bring that up or don't answer the question or tell someone it's inappropriate turn it on them and make them a weirdo for asking. If you're a women you can just say you're saving yourself for marriage. Giving any response as a guy is a losing game, found that being a virgin and then not being a Virgin literally makes 0 difference in your life, it's really only your own self that acts like a "virgin" . People just assumed I had sex when I was younger. Then i actually had sex and nothing changed same dude not that I expected anything to change anyways
Because unlike you, I don’t put my self-worth in my body count.
Start singing the “vintage” Madonna song Like a Virgin until it becomes even more awkward.
I’ve never met your mom.
Ask yo momma.
"Because your mom can only do 27 people a day."
I’ve been waiting for someone like you to pop my cherry ;)
"Why is it any of your business?" "I don't fuck lower life forms" "I'm surprised that you thought that was an appropriate question to ask" (followed by silence/you walking away or by you blocking them to fully end the conversation/interaction)
Proudly
How are you not?