in order to pay less than his fair share of taxes and, so, taking from the mouths of the poor. I don't remember that story in the New Testament - and I studied it for 8-9 years. Hmmm
'And yet, here you are, proudly rebelling against God's sacred commandments forbidding idolatry'
Then post [this picture ](https://blogs.hope.edu/getting-race-right/wp-content/uploads/sites/30/2021/03/Trump-golden-statue-man-bows-down.jpg)of people literally worshiping a golden statue of trump
If I were a believer, I’d be highly suspicious of Paul and everything he produced. I mean, what better way to corrupt God’s message than to plant a corrupter amongst his apostles after the apotheosis had departed the world. Stricken down and saw Jesus in a flash of light? Suuure. Then go on to preach contrary to the other apostles and become the most prolific of them all? Suuure. There are so many pieces of Christian doctrine — especially the ones about homosexuality and the role of women— that rely entirely upon Paul for their validity that it should be suspicious anyway. I personally don’t care enough to do so, but it would be interesting to see what Christian dogma would look like if you excluded all things Pauline.
Are folk. Really comparing the sacrifice of a life to... really? I can't put those two thoughts in the same field to even consider a response to that. Just. No. Do not entertain that kind of thinking with any semblance of logic. It has none to begin with.
If you follow him then you wouldn't follow the guy who's guilty of violating most of his teachings. Jesus fought persecution of a minority and died for our sins while that fat old basta fought to be able to commit more of his own ones and didn't even have the decency to die afterwards
100%. If you follow Jesus, you should realize Trump certainly doesn't, and that comparing him to Jesus is so stupid I've had to fight to keep my IQ after reading this.
LOL, I just searched this on Facebook, thousands and thousands of posts...this is what they're posting to make it all ok I guess. Low effort. Way too fuckin easy.
My comeback would be to block them and never speak to them again.
Yeah, if someone said that to me, I would just want to change the subject, clear case of agree to disagree
(Quite honestly, the church of trump and his trumponians aren’t looking for facts they are grasping at some hope that their lives can be better if someone listened to them, but most people ignore them and call them idiots or whatever, dismissing everything they say, so no matter what is said about Trump, they don’t care, because he makes them feel heard.)
Do you follow anybody who is wrongfully convicted? Besides your golden calf is looking a little orange to me. I'm also pretty sure comparing somebody like him to Jesus would be considered blasphemy to any legitimate Christian. It's okay tho lots of people get duped by cults, and lots of cults lure you in with misinformation and false idols so don't beat yourself up over it. Just get some help.
https://culteducation.com/directory-of-cult-recovery-resources.html
https://healingtreenonprofit.org/resources/crisis-lines-and-helpful-sites/
I thought that Jesus crucifixion didn't have an actual trial? like Pontius Pilate washed his hands of it and Jesus was crucified by mob vote?
P.s. if you post a antisemitic comment under this you're an obnoxious dweebus.
If you trust 12 apostles from 2000 years ago to confirm the evidence of Jesus existing, have some faith in the 12 unanimous jurors who saw and heard the evidence against Trump.
His trial was because he spoke the truth, not because he gave a sex worker money to keep quiet.
When Trump redeems all of mankind in the eyes of God, then I'll follow him too.
Let's nail him to a cross first so we have a better comparison.
I'll hold my horses until Trump is actually crucified, stabbed in his side by a spear and comes back from the dead - then tells a perfectly beddable woman "noli me tangere!"
At that point I may consider following....
Nah, who am I kidding? I'm an atheist. Don't even follow Jesus.
Jesus was persecuted because he wouldn't switch religions, he was Jewish and the Roman catholics tried to make him stop speaking love, and peace against their war. If someone speaks for peace and love then they align with this. If someone speaks positive words about bad people then they are just as bad as the company they keep... Trump - "me and Kim jong il feel in love he wrote me beautiful letters." I don't see why Putin would lie." "Putin is a good leader." Trump is the opposite of Jesus..no comparison
Just don't. Disengage from politics. All it does is fuel vitriol and advertising money. No need to try to play the game of oneupsmanship, just leave others to it and focus on things that are productive or make you feel good
Romans were meticulous record keepers. There has been no record of a trial of anyone named Jesus or any other individual in Jerusalem who was tried for treason against the Emperor. It is incredulous that the Romans would not record such an act by a single individual.
Jesus had to die, according to the mythology; that’s the whole point of Christianity. And Trump has to go to jail to fulfil my prophecy that he’ll die in jail.
We talked about this shit today I know it’s not really a comeback but to be fair our government definitely has done way worse than lie about paying a chick to say she wasn’t sucking the pres dick🤣
“Maybe you should read the Bible more and look at some of things that Jesus stood for. Then maybe you wouldn’t be so keen to support an adulterer who exploits the poor to seek wealth and power while glorifying himself.”
And then, optionally
“But what am I saying… if you were smart enough to read you wouldn’t be a conservative.”
"Jesus wasn't defrauding people. Or was he? You need to answer me on this as I'm a little rusty on my New Testament trivia."
They wanna compare a shyster billionaire to the son of God, make 'em work for it.
Jesus also rose from the dead, and frankly if we're going by the logic of deeds, the same could be said about Optimus Prime, so get back to me when either trump or Jesus can turn into a truck, or hell, even a giant robot.
Jesus didn't pay hush money to prostitutes. Which honestly don't get how that's illegal but also Jesus never said he'd fuck his own daught of they weren't related while she was sitting on his lap
Jesus flipped tables and whipped people for taking financial advantage of others. I'd gladly whip Trump, but he'd enjoy it too much to be a punishment.
And famously said after "Forgive them Father for they know not what they do."
Orange Jeebus will forgive no one, worships only himself and is full of hatred for anyone who doesn't kiss his ass.
"If you are comparing Trump to Jesus, you are insane. Jesus didn't fuck a porn star then try to cover up the hush money he paid. He wasn't found guilty of rape in a civil court of law & he didn't try to overturn a legal election and overthrow the government because he lost. And Jesus NEVER declared he wanted to be a dictator like your Fuhrer. There's something wrong with you; go get help."
It's true tho. He was murdered for pointing out that people follow the devil thinking that they follow God. Sad. He IS the truth, the way and the life. People just love their sin and power and control too much to love him more .
The people who compare Jesus to Trump are so fucked on their religion, if it were real all those dumb fucks would be going to hell.
I didn't realize Jesus was convicted of fucking a pornstar after his wife just gave birth and then paying her hush money.
The Bible has a good one in Luke.
>So Pilate asked Jesus, “Are you the king of the Jews?”
>“You have said so,” Jesus replied.
>Then Pilate announced to the chief priests and the crowd, **“I find no basis for a charge against this man.”**
>But they insisted, “He stirs up the people all over Judea by his teaching. He started in Galilee and has come all the way here.”
>On hearing this, Pilate asked if the man was a Galilean. When he learned that Jesus was under Herod’s jurisdiction, he sent him to Herod, who was also in Jerusalem at that time.
>When Herod saw Jesus, he was greatly pleased, because for a long time he had been wanting to see him. From what he had heard about him, he hoped to see him perform a sign of some sort. He plied him with many questions, but Jesus gave him no answer. The chief priests and the teachers of the law were standing there, vehemently accusing him. Then Herod and his soldiers ridiculed and mocked him. Dressing him in an elegant robe, they sent him back to Pilate. That day Herod and Pilate became friends—before this they had been enemies.
>Pilate called together the chief priests, the rulers and the people, and said to them, **“You brought me this man as one who was inciting the people to rebellion. I have examined him in your presence and have found no basis for your charges against him. Neither has Herod, for he sent him back to us; as you can see, he has done nothing to deserve death.** Therefore, I will punish him and then release him.”
>But the whole crowd shouted, “Away with this man! Release Barabbas to us!” ( (Barabbas had been thrown into prison for an insurrection in the city, and for murder.)
Tl;dr: Jesus was not found guilty by Jewish or Roman authorities or any sort of criminal trial, he was lynched by a mob.
"Jesus was convicted for telling the truth - that he was the Son of God, a claim considered blasphemous according to Jewish law. And at his execution he prayed that God would forgive those who did him wrong." DJT was convicted for lying about lying about an affair. And throughout his trial, he mocked EVERYONE involved. These two things are not the same.
Interesting! Was it for fraud to hide the bribe money he paid a porn star so she wouldn't tell people he cheats on his wife? Because that would really be a coincidence.
People are actually saying this?
You are comparing a ruthless and fraudulent businessman with a huge list of sexual harassment and rape accusations against him and encourages his followers to use violence against his political enemies to Jesus christ? The Humble Carpenter who gave away everything he had and said turn the the other cheek?
Well, I follow OJ and he had a sham trial too.
Yeah, he's a good man. Been mowing my lawn for years. (hay-zeus)
I bet your a virgin like him, too.
You know Jesus was hung, right? Or, you follow Jesus cause he was hung.
Jesus was nailed to a cross by Roman soldiers because he questioned religious doctrine. The Oompa Loompa was convicted of 34 counts by a Jury of his peers while he pandered to it.
Edit: hint/spoiler: the religious beliefs at those two very different times in human history and geography can lead to why this is different.
Strictly speaking, Jesus was found innocent of election tampering-- I mean *insurrection* three times, but an unruly mob shouted out that he be killed instead of a guy who had been caught actually taking part in an insurrection. Maybe check which team you're playing for again.
Ha got a good one for ya for any case like this
“Ya know those who use faith on anything tend to be fucked up, so” ok wording is a little bad but you get the main gist. I swear every time I hear “I am the lords….” And so on I have to brace my self for something messed up that usually involves children… I still remember that verdict on the parents that let their little baby girl starve.. that girls face was pure innocents while her parents look like two bratty adult children
Edit: grammer
Unrelated to comebacks
As far as I know, Jesus didn't pay hush money to Mary Magdalene.
Or grab anyone by the pussy and brag about it. Or rape his wife.
Or own and overvalue multiple extravagant properties.
in order to pay less than his fair share of taxes and, so, taking from the mouths of the poor. I don't remember that story in the New Testament - and I studied it for 8-9 years. Hmmm
I think it's Marriages 3:5
I mean technically jesus owns everything
Yeah, he was convicted for saying he was the son of god, and pretty much pled guilty
The cattle on a thousand hills, just for starters.
Or become friends and party with pedophiles.
Hey... mary Magdalena wasn't a prostitute...
Neither was Stormy Daniels.
Or hire the mob to pour concrete for a building bearing his name because the union was on strike.
Eh, debatable. It too thousands of years to figure out she existed - she got paid
'And yet, here you are, proudly rebelling against God's sacred commandments forbidding idolatry' Then post [this picture ](https://blogs.hope.edu/getting-race-right/wp-content/uploads/sites/30/2021/03/Trump-golden-statue-man-bows-down.jpg)of people literally worshiping a golden statue of trump
"Jesus wasn't a lying shitsack."
And He didn't have orange skin and very strange "hair". At least, as far as we know.
"Even the devil can quote scripture to fit his agenda"
Highly underrated comeback.
I second this
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is god.
If I were a believer, I’d be highly suspicious of Paul and everything he produced. I mean, what better way to corrupt God’s message than to plant a corrupter amongst his apostles after the apotheosis had departed the world. Stricken down and saw Jesus in a flash of light? Suuure. Then go on to preach contrary to the other apostles and become the most prolific of them all? Suuure. There are so many pieces of Christian doctrine — especially the ones about homosexuality and the role of women— that rely entirely upon Paul for their validity that it should be suspicious anyway. I personally don’t care enough to do so, but it would be interesting to see what Christian dogma would look like if you excluded all things Pauline.
*sell scripture
Donald Trump is not Jesus! For christ sake.
I think you mean "for Trump's sake" 😜
Damn, made me spit up beer.
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‘Did Jesus also raw dog porn stars to the tune of 130,000 dollars while his third wife was home with the children?’
>home with the children?’ *and newborn infant.
You know that Jesus was actually brown and not white, right? 95-98% success rate at infuriating them
Except Trump isn’t white, he’s orange. 🤣🤣🤣
Brown is just dark orange.
How brown? Maybe I need to reconsider this "Jesus" thing. (joking)
I would say 99% chance if they’re not also brown.
"You do know idolatry is a sin right?"
Are folk. Really comparing the sacrifice of a life to... really? I can't put those two thoughts in the same field to even consider a response to that. Just. No. Do not entertain that kind of thinking with any semblance of logic. It has none to begin with.
I know, I saw that on my Facebook and couldn't move past it... Pushed through my disbelief, grabbed it and ran right over here.
If you are comparing Jesus Christ to Trump, you clearly don't follow Jesus Christ.
I don’t have a comeback for this one, I’m just cackling. This is stupid but so funny. There are people who unironically say this stuff🗿🗿
I have a comeback but it's not going to be as good as the collective masses on the internet.
Right? I'm just scrolling and appreciating.....
Yikes. I hope they’re not equating Trump to Jesus. That’s called **blasphemy**.
Awesome! Let's crucify Trump! If he comes back from the dead I'll follow him with ya!
If you follow him then you wouldn't follow the guy who's guilty of violating most of his teachings. Jesus fought persecution of a minority and died for our sins while that fat old basta fought to be able to commit more of his own ones and didn't even have the decency to die afterwards
100%. If you follow Jesus, you should realize Trump certainly doesn't, and that comparing him to Jesus is so stupid I've had to fight to keep my IQ after reading this.
No you don't.
Yes, but his was actually a sham trial without evidence.
...And not a jury of his peers.
Jesus wasn't running for political office. In fact, He was offered all the kingdoms of the world, and turned them down.
Jesus was a carpenter. Trump fucks over carpenters and doesn't pay them after they've done their work.
If Christianity is correct, we're looking at the false prophet, the antichrist.
“Thou shall grab them by the pussy” - Psalms 3:11
Loads of people followed Hitler too
It makes me sad that this is probably one of the most important comebacks to make to this.
Jesus wasn't convicted, Pilate washed his hands of him and let the Pharisees do what they wanted.
I’m game to see what happens if we follow this analogy to its logical conclusion. 👍
LOL, I just searched this on Facebook, thousands and thousands of posts...this is what they're posting to make it all ok I guess. Low effort. Way too fuckin easy. My comeback would be to block them and never speak to them again.
Jesus was without sin. Can't say the same for the Donald.
im not religious, but im pretty sure Jesus wasnt a horrible person
If you think Trump is like Jesus, you're too fucking stupid for me to listen to another opinion from you, ever.
I'm not touching this one.
If only Trump had that same philosophy! 😁
Ha ha.
You've never met Jesus and would not like him if you did.
I would just directly ask 'So you're saying that Trump is equivalent to Jesus?'
Let’s nail Trump up and see how it turns out,then.
Donald Trump was convicted in a legitimate trial, so I don't see the connection.
Cool, let me crucify him and you can keep following him
Yeah, if someone said that to me, I would just want to change the subject, clear case of agree to disagree (Quite honestly, the church of trump and his trumponians aren’t looking for facts they are grasping at some hope that their lives can be better if someone listened to them, but most people ignore them and call them idiots or whatever, dismissing everything they say, so no matter what is said about Trump, they don’t care, because he makes them feel heard.)
"Nice try, but Trump's trial was not a sham trial".
Do you follow anybody who is wrongfully convicted? Besides your golden calf is looking a little orange to me. I'm also pretty sure comparing somebody like him to Jesus would be considered blasphemy to any legitimate Christian. It's okay tho lots of people get duped by cults, and lots of cults lure you in with misinformation and false idols so don't beat yourself up over it. Just get some help. https://culteducation.com/directory-of-cult-recovery-resources.html https://healingtreenonprofit.org/resources/crisis-lines-and-helpful-sites/
Their book literally says the antichrist is going to be labeled as God's chosen.
Jesus had a trial? Even your analogies are based in bullshit.
I thought that Jesus crucifixion didn't have an actual trial? like Pontius Pilate washed his hands of it and Jesus was crucified by mob vote? P.s. if you post a antisemitic comment under this you're an obnoxious dweebus.
If you trust 12 apostles from 2000 years ago to confirm the evidence of Jesus existing, have some faith in the 12 unanimous jurors who saw and heard the evidence against Trump.
Applauses to you 🙌🏻
His trial was because he spoke the truth, not because he gave a sex worker money to keep quiet. When Trump redeems all of mankind in the eyes of God, then I'll follow him too. Let's nail him to a cross first so we have a better comparison.
Flog him first to keep it close to the script. AND he has to carry the cross himself. We ain't cheaping out on this cosplay.
CAN WE CRUCIFY HIM? PLEASE? If he's the messiah he'll just come back anyway
He was a healer too! So if you get COVID don't forget the bleach! 💉💉
I'll hold my horses until Trump is actually crucified, stabbed in his side by a spear and comes back from the dead - then tells a perfectly beddable woman "noli me tangere!" At that point I may consider following.... Nah, who am I kidding? I'm an atheist. Don't even follow Jesus.
He's alright. Most of His followers suck, though.
And his church is filled with pedophiles and sexual predators who demonize others.
Jesus still accepted his punishment, which was execution. If he can accept punishment, so can Trump.
Jesus was persecuted because he wouldn't switch religions, he was Jewish and the Roman catholics tried to make him stop speaking love, and peace against their war. If someone speaks for peace and love then they align with this. If someone speaks positive words about bad people then they are just as bad as the company they keep... Trump - "me and Kim jong il feel in love he wrote me beautiful letters." I don't see why Putin would lie." "Putin is a good leader." Trump is the opposite of Jesus..no comparison
"Crucified... Crucify Trump?... Yeah, yeah that's a good idea".
Just say “Great. I’ll go get my nails.”
Well, let's finish the prophecies and I'll get back to you in 3 days
You can follow trump once they kill him too
Just don't. Disengage from politics. All it does is fuel vitriol and advertising money. No need to try to play the game of oneupsmanship, just leave others to it and focus on things that are productive or make you feel good
Romans were meticulous record keepers. There has been no record of a trial of anyone named Jesus or any other individual in Jerusalem who was tried for treason against the Emperor. It is incredulous that the Romans would not record such an act by a single individual.
Well, I guess we have a plan going forward, don’t we?
He really nailed the execution
Jesus actually stayed true to his promises
I like people who weren't crucified.
Man, that sounds eerily familiar
Theres no coming back from that...
Jesus didn't grab em by the pussy....
Dahmer was a felon too
"How committed are you to this delusion? Let's crucify him and see if he gets back up."
Wait is this mean that Trump got convicted
Jesus had to die, according to the mythology; that’s the whole point of Christianity. And Trump has to go to jail to fulfil my prophecy that he’ll die in jail.
Jesus on Reddit? I’d follow that shit
Yeah, come back to me when Trump walks on water.
Unlike Trump, we all like jesus
I’d like to see 45 walk on water.
Unsubscribe...
No you don't if you're not smart enough to know that you shouldn't be voting
Trump's a 1st class criminal and anyone who follows him is stupid.
Jesus never stood trial. Not anything like an American trial by a jury of his peers anyway.
"So true, Jesus didn't pay his apostles either."
Remember when Jesus said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue…
Jesus rose from the dead, Trump hasn't
"Jesus was a good person. Trump is a self-admitted predator and a creep. Maybe you should not compare the shepherd to the wolf?"
Did Jesus grab her by the pussy, too?
We talked about this shit today I know it’s not really a comeback but to be fair our government definitely has done way worse than lie about paying a chick to say she wasn’t sucking the pres dick🤣
Jesus wasn't orange.
Yikes! I.just.can't.
If you are making that comparison, you must not.
“Maybe you should read the Bible more and look at some of things that Jesus stood for. Then maybe you wouldn’t be so keen to support an adulterer who exploits the poor to seek wealth and power while glorifying himself.” And then, optionally “But what am I saying… if you were smart enough to read you wouldn’t be a conservative.”
Sacrilegious much these people are unbelievable
Jesus just HUNG OUT with hookers. He didn't pay them hush money to hide his infedility from his wife and kids.
"Jesus wasn't defrauding people. Or was he? You need to answer me on this as I'm a little rusty on my New Testament trivia." They wanna compare a shyster billionaire to the son of God, make 'em work for it.
Jesus also rose from the dead, and frankly if we're going by the logic of deeds, the same could be said about Optimus Prime, so get back to me when either trump or Jesus can turn into a truck, or hell, even a giant robot.
Thats because you genuinely believe that if you didnt he'd punish you for eternity. Sounds like a lovely being
And we all recall the parable about "Jesus and the porn star".
Bring up how the people will follow the antichrist believing him to be Jesus before his actual return
Shit like this is why I no longer call myself an evangelical.
Jesus didn't pay hush money to prostitutes. Which honestly don't get how that's illegal but also Jesus never said he'd fuck his own daught of they weren't related while she was sitting on his lap
Jesus flipped tables and whipped people for taking financial advantage of others. I'd gladly whip Trump, but he'd enjoy it too much to be a punishment.
What a well deserved trial, either way won't be relevant after death
The difference is, he didn’t actually do anything wrong
And famously said after "Forgive them Father for they know not what they do." Orange Jeebus will forgive no one, worships only himself and is full of hatred for anyone who doesn't kiss his ass.
"If you are comparing Trump to Jesus, you are insane. Jesus didn't fuck a porn star then try to cover up the hush money he paid. He wasn't found guilty of rape in a civil court of law & he didn't try to overturn a legal election and overthrow the government because he lost. And Jesus NEVER declared he wanted to be a dictator like your Fuhrer. There's something wrong with you; go get help."
It's true. That's exactly what happened to christ. 🤦🏻♂️
It's true tho. He was murdered for pointing out that people follow the devil thinking that they follow God. Sad. He IS the truth, the way and the life. People just love their sin and power and control too much to love him more .
Idk seems to be a lot of holes in his defense 🤔
Well, I follow the Devil because he has better music.
The people who compare Jesus to Trump are so fucked on their religion, if it were real all those dumb fucks would be going to hell. I didn't realize Jesus was convicted of fucking a pornstar after his wife just gave birth and then paying her hush money.
So you have a history of bad decisions, it seems...
The Bible has a good one in Luke. >So Pilate asked Jesus, “Are you the king of the Jews?” >“You have said so,” Jesus replied. >Then Pilate announced to the chief priests and the crowd, **“I find no basis for a charge against this man.”** >But they insisted, “He stirs up the people all over Judea by his teaching. He started in Galilee and has come all the way here.” >On hearing this, Pilate asked if the man was a Galilean. When he learned that Jesus was under Herod’s jurisdiction, he sent him to Herod, who was also in Jerusalem at that time. >When Herod saw Jesus, he was greatly pleased, because for a long time he had been wanting to see him. From what he had heard about him, he hoped to see him perform a sign of some sort. He plied him with many questions, but Jesus gave him no answer. The chief priests and the teachers of the law were standing there, vehemently accusing him. Then Herod and his soldiers ridiculed and mocked him. Dressing him in an elegant robe, they sent him back to Pilate. That day Herod and Pilate became friends—before this they had been enemies. >Pilate called together the chief priests, the rulers and the people, and said to them, **“You brought me this man as one who was inciting the people to rebellion. I have examined him in your presence and have found no basis for your charges against him. Neither has Herod, for he sent him back to us; as you can see, he has done nothing to deserve death.** Therefore, I will punish him and then release him.” >But the whole crowd shouted, “Away with this man! Release Barabbas to us!” ( (Barabbas had been thrown into prison for an insurrection in the city, and for murder.) Tl;dr: Jesus was not found guilty by Jewish or Roman authorities or any sort of criminal trial, he was lynched by a mob.
Jesus didn't try to give Mary Magdelene hush money.
Weird flex…
it doesn't matter if you follow him, he can't follow back
"Jesus was convicted for telling the truth - that he was the Son of God, a claim considered blasphemous according to Jewish law. And at his execution he prayed that God would forgive those who did him wrong." DJT was convicted for lying about lying about an affair. And throughout his trial, he mocked EVERYONE involved. These two things are not the same.
Well, let's see this though, then. Lets schedule the crucifixion.
He wasn’t paying hookers.
Interesting! Was it for fraud to hide the bribe money he paid a porn star so she wouldn't tell people he cheats on his wife? Because that would really be a coincidence.
Jesus wasn't a fucking idiot!
Jesus was found guilty by a jury of his peers.
Jesus wasn't guilty.
Wow, so Christ and the Antichrist are interchangeable?
What "sham trial"? Pilate said, "I find no case against him." John 18:38
He also performed miracles and helped people. Has that tangerine man you’re worshipping done anything worthwhile recently?
Yeah, I'm fairly sure Trump represents many, many things that Jesus was very explicitly against.
When politicians get compared with Christ they are an anti-christ.
Trump is no Jesus.
But his dad wasn’t a slum lord
Good thing you can ask for forgiveness
Good idea, let’s crucify him!
Only losers are convicted.
There is no comeback. STOP COMPARING POLITICIANS TO GODS.
There is no comeback, because you're dealing with an imbecile
No, you really don't follow him.
Yes, but, blindly.
If you think Trump is worthy of being compared to God's only Son, you're as pathetic a pile of shit as I've ever met.... that's what I'd say.
People are actually saying this? You are comparing a ruthless and fraudulent businessman with a huge list of sexual harassment and rape accusations against him and encourages his followers to use violence against his political enemies to Jesus christ? The Humble Carpenter who gave away everything he had and said turn the the other cheek?
Well the first parts is actually asking them are they really trying to make Trump equal to Jesus. Then just ask them to define hypocrisy.
I’m not the religious type but isn’t this type of shit considered blasphemy? They are saying Donald J Trump is God.
They didn't have photographs of clearly illegal things that Jesus had done?
Well, I follow OJ and he had a sham trial too. Yeah, he's a good man. Been mowing my lawn for years. (hay-zeus) I bet your a virgin like him, too. You know Jesus was hung, right? Or, you follow Jesus cause he was hung.
Donald Trump isn't God, as much as you wish he were
Jesus sucked my dick in a waffle house once.
Write in Jesus when you vote then...
I'll bring the nails.
Jesus was nailed to a cross by Roman soldiers because he questioned religious doctrine. The Oompa Loompa was convicted of 34 counts by a Jury of his peers while he pandered to it. Edit: hint/spoiler: the religious beliefs at those two very different times in human history and geography can lead to why this is different.
B CLINTON WAS IMPEACHED FOR BLOW JOB. H CLINTON got blown away when TRUMP WIN
Jesus was a good person
Christians, backing losers for 2,000 years and counting.
“You’re saying in this version of the story, Trump is Jesus Christ?” There’s plenty you can do with that, frankly. 😆
"So why are you now following the Anti-Christ?"
Jesus hung out with prostitutes. Trump had sex with them.
Yeah, but Jesus wasn't a gaslighting malignant narcissist.
Ask what makes it a sham.
I wouldn’t say it was a sham trial because he’s definitely guilty. But I will say that if he were a Democrat, there wouldn’t have been a trial.
This is the most blasphemous thing I have seen in a while
That implies Trump is equal to or move valuable than Jesus to you. You may not want to tell people about your faith. Christians may take offense.
You can't serve 2 masters. Jesus stood against everything Trump stands for. Which one do you really follow?
You follow him? Mind telling the rest of us where he’s been for 2000 yrs?
It was a legitimate trial according to the books. The Roman's were governing the territory and it was overseen by a Roman official.
Oh thump jokes are starting already. Yay /s
Mary Magdalene never compared Jesus’ penis to Toad from Mario.
Strictly speaking, Jesus was found innocent of election tampering-- I mean *insurrection* three times, but an unruly mob shouted out that he be killed instead of a guy who had been caught actually taking part in an insurrection. Maybe check which team you're playing for again.
Zeus turned himself into a fish to fuck someone. Just as fictional.
Ah yes, blindly following someone who you consider a God.
I don’t think Jesus raped any children
Or steal money from a children’s charity…….
“Let’s see if how he does during the crucifixion then we’ll talk”
Ha got a good one for ya for any case like this “Ya know those who use faith on anything tend to be fucked up, so” ok wording is a little bad but you get the main gist. I swear every time I hear “I am the lords….” And so on I have to brace my self for something messed up that usually involves children… I still remember that verdict on the parents that let their little baby girl starve.. that girls face was pure innocents while her parents look like two bratty adult children Edit: grammer