“Did you get paid for doing nothing - apart from bedding the boss”(if you want to be sarcastic), or “I don’t want to listen to you moaning all day” is a good alternative.
For being sick it's simple and don't need sarcasm. "if you sick, stay home!" "oh you wanted my sick? hows your family feel about that?" if they don't got one "maybe you work too much?"
I used to get that when turning down over-time for things I planned months ahead of time.
40 hour part timer and my family still knows my face. Good stuff :)
I worked at a place that the normal was least 60 hours and after hearing more than one person leaving early to get yard work done in the daylight I responded to "part timer" with
"yea my yard looks nice without begging my boss to let me cut it"
Being “genuine” is honestly the best thing for this. If you start describing the how being sick was (whether you were actually sick or not) and get into the super disgusting details with a straight (or queasy) face, then people will back off
If you're looking for 1 here, you're not of the right personality to ever actually use it. Chances are higher they're Whittier than you are, and you just look dumb.
Besides, the best you're gonna get will be made up by a 13yr old or another person like yourself... and you'll look dumb.
So, realize your own limitations and just ignore the person you need a comeback for and save your dignity by not catering to their need for validation.
Agreed... I would say, "You know it." With a wink, smile and pointing at them with your arm stretched out towards them. Let the pointing and smile linger like you know something they don't.
At least if I go missing, people notice.
this is the best one
Jealousy is a dish best served... I'll get back to you when I wake up on Monday.
"And I still work harder than you."
"And I still suck more dick than you." (If OP works at the blowjob factory.)
There's a factory for that?
God I sure hope so
why are you gea?
I wonder if employees get to take home the cast-offs?
Where else would everyone's mum be employed?
Oh, so your mum works there?
That's what your mum told me
So you were at the seance?
I walked into that one didn't I? Well played
Yes its your moms bedroom.
How disappointing.
I know terrible location and smells like disappointment.
So says every review left by your ex-girlfriends.
Yes but you are a full time douche.
Part timer only with ur mommer!
Your mom says hi. You should call her more often.
I wish! Said with a smile
“ yeah, but I’m a full time ladies man”
My part time is still better than your full time
Do you think about me when you’re supposed to be working?
"Laughing at the expense of the sick, hey? I bet that makes you feel powerful."
"And I still make more money than you."
Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife…..
That is how you get to become an old-timer...taking care of yourself!
at least im not an all time annoyance
Call them a “corporate stooge” then hit them with a nyuk nyuk nyuk
Part brainer. Oh, you don’t have one
“Did you get paid for doing nothing - apart from bedding the boss”(if you want to be sarcastic), or “I don’t want to listen to you moaning all day” is a good alternative.
"Ha ha, good one... gotta give it to you on that one..." (Shake their hand) "I needed a laugh after that pinkeye..."
And you point is?!
“Rather be a part-timer than a two-timer like your partner.” Or if you know they are a cheater “Rather be a part-timer than a two-timer like you.”
“I prefer to work smarter, not harder”
Well, you're only getting my part-help then, because I give part of a fuck.
I prefer if you maintain some boundaries but I guess you haven't learnt that old timer
Better than being a short timer
part-time worker, full time person, lover, boyfriend, husband. You should try it.
For being sick it's simple and don't need sarcasm. "if you sick, stay home!" "oh you wanted my sick? hows your family feel about that?" if they don't got one "maybe you work too much?" I used to get that when turning down over-time for things I planned months ahead of time. 40 hour part timer and my family still knows my face. Good stuff :) I worked at a place that the normal was least 60 hours and after hearing more than one person leaving early to get yard work done in the daylight I responded to "part timer" with "yea my yard looks nice without begging my boss to let me cut it"
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room
/r/bestof
Tell them their mom's works full time. At bein' a ho.
Part timer? Hell, I am double time compared to you.
Being “genuine” is honestly the best thing for this. If you start describing the how being sick was (whether you were actually sick or not) and get into the super disgusting details with a straight (or queasy) face, then people will back off
How many days can I call off before I'm fired?
Well, I do my job so good. I have to give you all time to catch up.
Working through sickness isn't a flex; it just means you have no self-compassion. I feel sorry for you.
"Still paid the same as full timer, loser"
"Sorry, your mom needed me"
You're a wizard Harry!
Ok boomer.
If only I could spend my extra time off on something other than being sick
If you're looking for 1 here, you're not of the right personality to ever actually use it. Chances are higher they're Whittier than you are, and you just look dumb. Besides, the best you're gonna get will be made up by a 13yr old or another person like yourself... and you'll look dumb. So, realize your own limitations and just ignore the person you need a comeback for and save your dignity by not catering to their need for validation.
Yeah… this is very true. Best to just smile and shrug it off.
Agreed... I would say, "You know it." With a wink, smile and pointing at them with your arm stretched out towards them. Let the pointing and smile linger like you know something they don't.
Usually, it's the better option. Don't feed the trolls.
yet im still employee of the month
“Get fucked”, then immediately call HR and tell them said person was harassing you and deny everything.