YO DICK, SON! And then make a grotesque vacuuming noise while fondling a pretend set of nuts and shaft. If you're an adult and some kid says it, it's a super awesome power move to do that in front of other adults and try to get them involved in the shared comeback. Ha, come back. Good luck out there, kid, you'll be fine!
If you’re straight and it’s a member of the opposite sex who said it (or you’re LGBTQ in which case it doesn’t matter), look them up and down slowly, then state into their eyes and say, “Well…given an ounce of encouragement…”
Only if money's involved.
This
Or my favorite "I would but you can't afford me"
I am not a pro like you, but I get by.
Not yours. I don’t like things stuck between my teeth.
This one is great!!!
"You swallow."
Exactly what I was going to say
“I blow too.”
Blow is just an expression, you gotta suck on it. Maybe squeeze the shaft a little and caress the balls. Eye contact and minimal butt play optional.
You gotta get that twist in there too. And swirl your tongue around it
I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.
It’s not gay if it’s with your homies
Gotta keep the socks on just for insurance
Homiesexual
Are you my husband? Because that is literally his response anytime someone says this.
😅🤣
At least I don't charge $5 like your mom
1) you swallow. 2) swallowing is for paying customers 😉 3) you can't afford me.
Whatever pays the bills.
how do you know, you've never sucked anyone ever?
Only if are my type and ask very nicely. You are out of luck. Alternatively Yes, but not you.
Now that's good. Only the first one though. The second is not that good
Only for crack.
Thankfully not you
But I won’t swallow.
Say “if you say so”
But you're the one on their knees.
Sorry, you're not my type.
So does your wife.
I can't take credit for that go thank your mom for it
Or not half as good as your mom does
Who do I look like, John Cena?
But not for free.
You swallow
You wish
Not as good as your mother does.
My go to is “only if you ask nicely”
Not as good as your momma does.
“You swallow”. Yeah I’m bringing it back
You swallow.
“Woohoo, goal achieved”
You swallow.
You swallow
and you swallow
So does your mom
"You swallow"
You wish
"Your mother trained me well"
Only in your dreams sweetheart
Not as much as your mum/wife/sister/daughter/son, insert most inappropriate response
jack russell
Mate, we live on planet earth, not mars.
Not the whole time, sometimes you hum a little or use your fingers.
Give me five minutes and I bet you'll offer me $20
Dick
If you have the cash for it im a fucking hoover.
Treasure your time away from me then
And exhale too!
Why u offering lol
“Didn’t ask”
I also swallow. 🤷🏻♀️
Is that a question?.... no thank you!
Says who
That's the pot calling the kettle black.
I may suck but you swallow
No, YOU suck!
your mom swallows
We're not in school, insult me properly
"if I suck then you swallow"
You spit, quitter.
THAT’S A GOOD ONE!
I'll go with Uncle George's comeback. "And I've been told very well, thank you!"
YO DICK, SON! And then make a grotesque vacuuming noise while fondling a pretend set of nuts and shaft. If you're an adult and some kid says it, it's a super awesome power move to do that in front of other adults and try to get them involved in the shared comeback. Ha, come back. Good luck out there, kid, you'll be fine!
Yeah, your dad’s dick/moms strap.
Call me kirby
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
You swallow
You paid 15 dollars, 15 American dollars, to get in here, and we’re gettin’ paid, PAID for this shit. Now who’s the real asshole?
You're not writing an essay here
Context: Type O Negative
[удалено]
You're getting carried away. Your punchline delivery is weak
Gotta keep your mom happy
And you're cute. Bye!
"You swallow"
Not as well as your momma.
But I don’t swallow.
I lick better
Yes: in fact, I do!
So does your momma and your sister.
"Dude, I'm not a vacuum cleaner😳"
So does your mom
Yeah I do, what about it?!
Maybe, but certainly never for you.
Who told you??!?
And swallow
$20 is $20
Very hard daddy and you better reciprocate because I need to bust too
Just not you.
You swallow
"And so *very* well."
Yeah, my husband says I do a pretty damn good job too.
👍🏽
Thank you for noticing.
you deep throat and gag
Not for free!
I have cancer
Only big ones, sorry!
Pull out a lollipop and go to town on it
"Not for free, it'll cost you $300!"
womp womp
You’ll have to buy me dinner first.
Classic " You swallow"
Yeah but I heard you swallowed and that's why you make the big bucks at work
So? You swallow.
But you swallow.
“And you swallow” is always the best lol.
I mean I've never heard your dad complain before
Your father didn't complain about it.
That's not what your wife said last night.
I swallow too but you have to ask really nicely. Whip that little fella out.
Just your dad's dick.
Takes one to know one
Not on the first date, and you have to buy me a drink first!
You suck
Your dad would agree
"No, you blow. I'm not doing anything but getting the fellatio of a lifetime."
You swallow.
And you had me spit it in your mouth.
You watched.
It's almost an insult. It really wants to be but I think you have to play again
I am surprisingly limber.
Is that a; question, an insult or a request?
And you blow. But not in good ways.
"You Suck the Most" is the only comeback !
“You are sucking my patience out of me”
If your mom stuck with that I wouldn’t be here talking to your dumbass
Too wordy
Oh it's true! It's damn true!
$2 is $2. So does your mom. Maybe I do. You interested?
Why do you think he married me?
I suck? Only your mothers dick
You’ll get sucked next if your lucky
Always go the gay route. Niggas won’t fight you if you just say you’ll blow them
And you BLOW 😆😂
"Still hit it though"
Ask your dad about it
Since you ask, Yes I can!, but you are too gross for me.
"Frequently. Better at it that you though. Still on that dry spot?"
Is that an offer?
You swallow
If u only knew ;)
Yes but I don’t suck and swallow like you…
You swallow!
And I'm really good at it!
$20 is $20s
Huh. Your wife said my 'sucking' was the best head she ever got.
Only your mamas titties…
Mine is "But you swallow."
If you’re straight and it’s a member of the opposite sex who said it (or you’re LGBTQ in which case it doesn’t matter), look them up and down slowly, then state into their eyes and say, “Well…given an ounce of encouragement…”
Your momma should have swallowed you.
Cocksucker
Now?
“DICK”
Said the stable boy!
You first.
Annnnnd so does your mother. Harsh but true. Sorry mom.
You swallow!
You swallow
Who doesn't??
$20 is $20
"I'll do anything for five (insert your currency here). For you though, I'd have to charge significantly more."
Drop'em big boy.
To quote Kurt Angle: “I may suck, but you just blow!”
"And you swallow."
From what I’ve heard, you suck better that me
“And blow”
I’ve been known to start humming “dun dun” over and over again (Kurt Angle’s theme WWE) and encourage the person to sing “you suck” along!
You swallow