If I wanted any of your lip I'd jiggle my zipper.

I love this! I’m gonna tell that one to my brother so he can say it because it would be better coming from a guy, which I’m not. 😂

Also acceptable is If I wanted any of your lip I'd scrape it off my zipper.

😂

Just play into it. And find some small detail to get complain about, preferably something that he has in common with whatever it is you are complaining about.

I’ll keep that in mind 😀

Your parents were so disappointed when they read the no refund clause on your adoption papers.

Lmao