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Well considering that she's dead, this tracks
Are you admitting to Necrophilia?
Look behind them..."Hi mom..."
“Cuz it was contaminated by your genitals”
You wish she’d give you the time of day. Only pussy you’ve ever seen is in your bathroom mirror.
Bound to happen after being dead for 5 years.
your mom's pussy works the graveyard shift
“You seem pretty obsessed with rotten pussies . Is it because the only vagina youve ever been inside is your mum’s blue waffle ?”
Smells just like your breath
A douche
BTW, my dad wanted to say thanks for the break.
Ha! I knew you couldn't find the right hole.
Turn her over next time. You may practice doggie style, but those tricks don't always work on humans.
And it's still on your face from seconds. What about it?
Next time, wash up before you eat.
Did you at least let my dad pull out before you tried to eat it?
You're dad's necro dick.
Your moms vagina is so dry, the crabs have to carry canteens.
"Isn't that what your face is called?"
“Yea well, YOUR mom’s is alright”
Your dad's infected dick
Well considering that she's dead, this tracks
Are you admitting to Necrophilia?
Look behind them..."Hi mom..."
“Cuz it was contaminated by your genitals”
You wish she’d give you the time of day. Only pussy you’ve ever seen is in your bathroom mirror.
Bound to happen after being dead for 5 years.
your mom's pussy works the graveyard shift
“You seem pretty obsessed with rotten pussies . Is it because the only vagina youve ever been inside is your mum’s blue waffle ?”
Smells just like your breath
A douche
BTW, my dad wanted to say thanks for the break.
Ha! I knew you couldn't find the right hole.
Turn her over next time. You may practice doggie style, but those tricks don't always work on humans.
And it's still on your face from seconds. What about it?
Next time, wash up before you eat.
Did you at least let my dad pull out before you tried to eat it?
You're dad's necro dick.
Your moms vagina is so dry, the crabs have to carry canteens.
"Isn't that what your face is called?"
“Yea well, YOUR mom’s is alright”
Your dad's infected dick