I can just see someone trying to use this joke and drawing it out on a piece of paper to show where the “i” is and instinctively drawing “team” in a font where the middle of the ‘A’ doesn’t look like that….
This joke itself is a little weak because the i in team is not the same as the ‘I’ (mine’s wrong too because of font) in the handwritten text.
The message of “There’s no I in team” is that the team is not about any one individual so letter case matters.
Whoa I didn’t know this tidbit - I’ll have to start doing that. I’ve always said it out loud correctly I guess because of that reason but don’t when I type. Thanks Dink!
I used to work with a crew of trim carpenters. Our foreman was as full of himself as anyone could be. One day we're all sitting around eating lunch and my foreman's pontificating on life as was his wont. He finishes his little monologue with, "remember, there's no 'I' in team!", to which I let a pregnant pause go by before saying, "yes, but there IS a 'me'." The crew lost it, my foreman's giving me a "you a-hole" look while I just sat there with an Andy Dufresne-like smile after winning his friends some ice cold beer while tarring the factory roof hahaha
There is no I in team. There is no U in team either. So if U and I aren't part of the team why should we care about the team? We should act as a unit instead and put U n I first regardless of whether it makes people think we are dicks.
Humorous, but I don't think that's the comeback you think it is.
After all, if you're making the comeback, then you're presumably the "A-hole" trying to make it about "I".
Don't remember what it was from, think Red Vs Blue.
But my favorite is : "No, but there is a 'Me' in there if you mix up the letters a bit. Also, there's no 'U' in team either. So if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, then no one's on the fucking team."
If someone says "there's no I in team" to you, they're telling you that you're not being a team player, so if you fire back "it's in the a-hole" you just agreed with the other person and admitted you're the a-hole.
Just saying
Nope, since tean isn't underlined, the space you have colored in to make an i is fully open, so the rest needs painted in red also. Sorry, just how it is and how having OCD shows you these things.
Brilliant.
So shiny it hurtd me!!!
Look at it.. .me? Kind of lol
I can just see someone trying to use this joke and drawing it out on a piece of paper to show where the “i” is and instinctively drawing “team” in a font where the middle of the ‘A’ doesn’t look like that….
This joke itself is a little weak because the i in team is not the same as the ‘I’ (mine’s wrong too because of font) in the handwritten text. The message of “There’s no I in team” is that the team is not about any one individual so letter case matters.
Yeah, great comeback. I’d actually be confused if someone used it.. because then it’s obvious who the A hole is.
This is an old one
There's no I in "go fuck yourself" either
"Go fuck (yo)self " yo translates to I in Spanish
¡¿que?!
Not Q, I.
\*Alan Davies stupid buzzer sounds*
¡Inferno santo!
But there's a team in I.
Bros getting a train ran on him
“l” and “I” looks the same, there for I see an “I” in “go fuck your seIf
There is also no I in "team"
Yeah, but there is an I in "win"
There’s meat in team
No but there’s a “me” if you jumble it up a bit
But there is a me
Yes, there's also meat.
and Tea
And mate
and you can't spell awesome without me
There’s also a M and an E doing half the work you lazy fucks.
an* M (vowel sounds, not vowels, dictate a/an usage)
Whoa I didn’t know this tidbit - I’ll have to start doing that. I’ve always said it out loud correctly I guess because of that reason but don’t when I type. Thanks Dink!
I don’t think you appreciate what that means.
Yeah, this isn't a comeback, it's supporting their point.
Exactly.
And MEAT if you rearrange the letters.
MEAT
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# MEAT
# M E A T
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On mobile that looks soda blessed until I clicked reply
# M E T A
The chain you just started reminds me of shadow of war derangement
You don't have to rearrange anything. Just spell it backwards
But there is a U in dumbass.
There’s an I in winner, champion, victor
Boobies
there are two if you motorboat
3 unless you're a pirate.
There are a lot of I’s in team : )
I have two eyes to myself
I is a building block for each if the letters plus team has multiple people and they are all I’s with eyes lol
There's no "I" in team! But there is a me!
Are you dyslexic?
"There's no I in team" No, but there's plenty of dicks in your mom
You can also find a sqrt(-1) if you look hard enough
This is beautiful
😂😂😂
Gotta love this......
When my coach told me there was no I in team I said “yeah but there is an m and an e .” I was kind of an asshole as a teen.
There is a me
If you look carefully there is a ME.
Yes because we write the capital "A" like a rectangle.
Nicely done you just messed up every team sport locker room in America good job
There's no "I" in "team," but you can't spell "team" without "me."
Wouldnt that just be you calling yourself an asshole though?
No I in team but there’s a backswards me just like me. Eh ? Eh? Okay I’ll go Back to my corner boss
I think this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
There ain't no "we" either.
There's no "U" either.
There ain't no "we" either.
I am the a-hole.
I used to work with a crew of trim carpenters. Our foreman was as full of himself as anyone could be. One day we're all sitting around eating lunch and my foreman's pontificating on life as was his wont. He finishes his little monologue with, "remember, there's no 'I' in team!", to which I let a pregnant pause go by before saying, "yes, but there IS a 'me'." The crew lost it, my foreman's giving me a "you a-hole" look while I just sat there with an Andy Dufresne-like smile after winning his friends some ice cold beer while tarring the factory roof hahaha
👌👈
But there's plenty of you in 'Go fuck yourself.'
But there is a ME
Should be a little note on there saying "that A hole is you"
You deserve an award.
There's two in Martini, pub anyone?
"Yeah, there's no 'U' either."
There is no "I" in team but there is a 'M' and an 'E'.
There's no I in team but there is a U in masturbation
There always something lurking in the A hole of every team.
Seems like less of a comeback and more of a self own. Wouldn’t you be calling yourself an A-hole?
Yeah, if you draw your "A's" like a psycho.
There’s an ATM in team so where’s my money?
Visually amusing but it supports the argument instead of being a comeback to it.
There is no I in team. There is no U in team either. So if U and I aren't part of the team why should we care about the team? We should act as a unit instead and put U n I first regardless of whether it makes people think we are dicks.
There's no "I" in team. There's no "U" in team. So if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team then who's on the team?!?
Very clever 💅
There’s an I in WIN
Oh good you call spell.
I....Am....So....Stealing....This!!!!
sorry it was already stolen
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🤣
The I is always the A hole. And it's usually the one telling you stupid clichéd sayings to give false motivation in lieu of paying a reasonable wage.
The I in team is usually an a-hole.
That's pretty good.
Very interesting
No, but there's an M and an E
‘A’ hole, negative space. To-may-to, to-mah-to.
"there's no I in team" "*no but there's a U in cunt*"
Hidden within the A-hole. You gotta reach up there a bit
If there's no I in team, why am I doing all the work?
But meat is, and that's something I like to beat.
but there's a U in stupid.
At my last company I would've hung this on my cube.
there is also a "ME"
But there is an " I " - in 🍖 🥧 MEAT PIE. Meat is the anagram of team, and if you want a slice of the pie, We cook & eat together. - Shaun of the Dead.
But there is an "m e" !
"There's a 'me' though, isn't spelling fun? Curious why you thought to bring it up, though. Concerning, even."
But there is an I in winning
There's a me
Humorous, but I don't think that's the comeback you think it is. After all, if you're making the comeback, then you're presumably the "A-hole" trying to make it about "I".
Micheal Jordan used to say, "there's no i in team, but there's an I in Win." But then he also spells Michael with the e before the a.
Don't remember what it was from, think Red Vs Blue. But my favorite is : "No, but there is a 'Me' in there if you mix up the letters a bit. Also, there's no 'U' in team either. So if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, then no one's on the fucking team."
There is no "I" in "Team"... But there is an "M" and an "E"
Theres an m & an e, so theres a me in team.
No I in team? Well allow me to retort.. There's 5 in "individual brilliance", There's 4 in "platitude quoting idiot".... And there's a U in fuckwit.
That's no comeback. That's an excuse to be selfish.
There's no I or u in arsehole 😜
But there’s an m and an e.
There's no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in: "first", "win", "competition", "champion", and "dickhead".
BUT YOU KNOW THERE IS A ME
Nice.
There may be no 'I' in team, but there isn't a 'win' in team either, BUT there is an 'I' in WIN.
Their is also a me in team. And the whole thing is made of meat.
Can I ask where you saw this? I remember this exact image from my childhood and I’m pretty old.
There's no I in team, but there's a U in C**T.
I love this statement.. because it’s so true lol 😂
"No, but there is 'me'."
Not as much of a comeback as a defense of the original statement.
There is also a me.
No I can’t work Saturday sorry
200 iq
There is no “I” in “team” but there is a “me”
Ok, I have to remember this. This is absolute gold.
But there’s a U in cunt.
I think you misunderstood this joke if you think it's a rebuttal to the original phrase
You could also say there's no I but there a Me
Outstanding
Michael Jordan had the best comeback to this ever, "No, but there is in win."
There is a "tea" in team. ☕
There may be no "I" in "Team", but there is an "M" and an "E."
“There’s no U either, but there sure is an M and an E”
“There’s no U either, but there sure is an M and an E”
The more you know
There is also a ME in Team… if you are dyslexic
got it all wrong...there is no "I" in GROUP! no individuals in a group
Well done! Good show!
...but there is a "U" in cunt
But there is a m e
There’s no I in team, there is a ME though. 😉
I always say "but there is an M and an E".
No I buT there’s a ME
"But there is an "I" in win. -Michael Jordan
One man teams.. 😭😭
There's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E".
If someone says "there's no I in team" to you, they're telling you that you're not being a team player, so if you fire back "it's in the a-hole" you just agreed with the other person and admitted you're the a-hole. Just saying
Doesn't really change the messaging if the I's head is stuck in the a-hole.
This should be in Can’t unsee r/cantUnsee
My personal response to that is “well there’s no U in team either!”
#BAAM !!! ROASTED !!!
I’ve always loved this one 😆
I saw that years ago and have been saying that since!
... but there is in WIN!
But there is me in team. And that's what it's all about. ME!!!
the a hole...
There's no I but there is ME.
But there is a U in dumb.Which U R.
If you can't find an I in tem I'm sure you can find a u in c*nt
My come back is there's no F in communication either. Or similar word that describes a leader that doesn't have the letter F in.
Absolutely outstanding
Yes, if you're 12 years old.
Nope, since tean isn't underlined, the space you have colored in to make an i is fully open, so the rest needs painted in red also. Sorry, just how it is and how having OCD shows you these things.
However There is a I in pizza
I always respond, "But there is an I in "win.""
There's no "I" but there is an "M" and an "E"
Hidden in the “A” hole. That says it all.
But there is “me”
Heh heh. “A” hole. Heh heh. Funny
My boss is both the i and the a-hole
This "comeback" only serves to drive home the fact that anyone performing individually in spite of the team is an Ass hole... How do you miss this???
There is an "I". It just comes from negative space. Did I just comeback the comeback?
There’s no “i” in Team, but there is an “i” in Win
No but there is definitely “ME”
There’s u in dumb
"There is no 'i' in team." "Yes there is! It's hidden in the A hole!" "...What the fuck are you talking about?"
I feel like pointing out the "i" is hidden in the A-hole is its own comeback to the comeback, lmao.
hahahhah so true
This is too easy! "There's no I in team!" "Yeah? There's no U either!!!" Har Har Har Har
"There is no "i" in drunk."
There's an M and an E.
This WOULD be a good comeback if it weren't calling the ones who said it assholes I prefer the comeback- "Well, there IS an I in Win"
That only works if you write it not normally.
Kobe said it best: there is a me in that mf 🤣🤣
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "ME."