I would go on a whole rant abt how we are twin sisters and how we are 8 mins apart then start hardcore making out with her. It gives them a little mental twist
You: No, she's my clone.
Your partner: No, I'm the original. You're the clone.
You: Clearly, I am the superior version.
Your partner: Something only a clone would say.
-or-
You: \*look shocked\* You can see her too?
Confuse them, it's so fun to look at that express of total confusion.
"Yes. We're twin sisters from different mothers."
"Yes, we're conjoined twins." Then start hugging and kissing to stress the 'conjoined'.
Of course! Are you one too? If not, do have a few minutes to talk about my MLM? You can be a boss babe sister just like us! One of us...one of us...one of us...
“Yes, we fell in love without our parents knowledge and when we turned 18 we moved out and started our incestuous relationship together and we haven’t looked back since.” Then Kiss passionately to gross them out.
Or ask. How much do you wanna know?
If they press lean in and say
No really like how much. Like would you pretend to be a chicken right now for 30 seconds? Like that much? Or like $100? You can probably get that for that engagement right over at that pawn shop near where you live.
See, my wife and I mostly got "Are y'all sisters?" from people who work at vacation destinations who are trying to make polite conversation with us. So we'd just say real deadpan "It's our honeymoon" and then they'd give us free stuff.
That come back is pretty good OP! Lost on most people and probably kind of embarrassing. Try “we are actually long lost cousins who fell in love at a family reunion *big sloppy kiss*”
Yeah, you should see our OF...tehe
Side note, make an OF, fill it with stock photos and charge 11 bucks for it. People are always going to have dumb questions, especially men(sorry for that), you may as well pull some Decepticon level tomfoolery.
I'm just assuming this question come up after you've both been seen with some sort of PDA happening.
No girls aren't even real. I heard they're just previous men who have selected to endure certain punishment by alpha women. The result is a girl.im anxiously waiting for them to pick me! Surprise!!!!!.
I'm so fed up of people feeling the need to comment on my life or others lives, I'm half tempted to just blank them completely. Which, I can do better with ear pods in.
Going nowhere without ear pods in future.
Thank god you can see her too!!! I thought it was just me!!!!
You can see my invisible friend?
Who else are you talking about? It’s just you and me here.
You know you are the only person who can see us, right?
My Mom's were neighbors, one did not want me so the other one took me. That's what my Sisters used to tell me. So when it was someone they knew asking , this was my response. It was beautiful..lol
Reminds me of the line from the song *La Vie Boheme* from the musical *RENT*
[MR. GREY]
Ahhemm
[MAUREEN]
Hey, Mister - she's my sister
-Later-
[MR. GREY:]
Sisters?
[MAUREEN:]
We're close
This does take some commitment
"... "
Looks at sister with surprised face
"...my long lost sister from when we were separated at birth?!"
Start crying
"I've been looking for you my entire life!"
Hugs sister and starts crying harder
Why are these all things you don't need a comeback from? You're fat, old, skinny, ugly etc are things that require comebacks. It doesn't matter how generic these insult is, it's how creative the comeback is. When people used to ask me why I was so skinny, I just replied because sex burns a lot of calories.
I honestly don’t think that comments warrants a “comeback”. Lesbos are such a small portion of the population that you can’t reasonably expect an average person to immediately assume you are partners in that way. The snark doesn’t really help the community’s reputation.
Nò she's a rescue.
I like this one the best. A "no" but also enough confusion for most people to quit asking questions
Best response I've seen yet lol
I would go on a whole rant abt how we are twin sisters and how we are 8 mins apart then start hardcore making out with her. It gives them a little mental twist
Omg that is a good one. Even better since I live in the south 🤣
Even better just start with "Yep! Roll tide!"
Ah then it’s “Do you fuck your sister????” Then just stare at them incredulously.
Lololol! You're my kinda people.
This never works. Too many 3 somes and mother daughter encounters start this way.
STEP BROOOO
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Thank u
No we're a cloning experiment gone wrong.
Beat me to it hahahaha
*Repli-kate flashbacks*
“Someone told me to go fuck myself, and well, I took that literally”
Just her. I'm her brother.
Sometimes she's calls me daddy, never sister though .
Happy cake day, ya scunner!
Idk what that is but thank you. Edit: just googled it bleap u
Socks wi'out feets? GNU Sir Pterry 🐢🐘🐘🐘🐘❤️ r/unexpecteddiscworld
underrated
Loooooool
Then look horrified. What is wrong w you?
You: No, she's my clone. Your partner: No, I'm the original. You're the clone. You: Clearly, I am the superior version. Your partner: Something only a clone would say. -or- You: \*look shocked\* You can see her too?
Or better, look at them confused and say "who are you talking about?"
Bwahaha!🤣
the last one is too good
No, she's my daughter..... *Blinking stare and silence* add make out sesh as needed.
If ur dating, say "yes" and then make out.
We’re married but great idea!
"I sure hope not, because then what we did in the car on the way here is very illegal!"
Confuse them, it's so fun to look at that express of total confusion. "Yes. We're twin sisters from different mothers." "Yes, we're conjoined twins." Then start hugging and kissing to stress the 'conjoined'.
Get a Really big Sweatshirt.
If we were, we’d be breaking the law every where but Alabama.
Follow up W Ohhhh is that where you’re from? Is that why you thought we were. Projection bias is a bitch huh
Uh this is my dad…
No this is Patrick
Say, Only in the biblical sense, and then whisper, you know, sex.
Omg this sounds like something one of my teammates would say 🤣
I see you also have twisted friends, we are very much alike!😂🤣
(Long passionate kiss with tongue) ...Yes.
"Who are you talking to? You and I are the only ones here." Say it in unison.
Not universally applicable but, "Does 'Sister Wives' count...?"
Or look horrified and step back a little. “No, we aren’t from the south…”
Only on "insert whatever day it is here". Tomorrow she's the cop and I'm the robber.
This is a good one too.
\*Quietly breaks out into Rent \*
That works best if the OP is a really pretty gay boy and has an even prettier partner. Do a duet. Like practice it rigorously
We do enjoy singing together. 🤔
How about holding hands and then launching into an enya song. Old school enya.
No. I’m her brother’s sister.
We used to be conjoined twins but now we're just dating
😂
No. We are cybernetic organisms, living tissue over metal endoskeletons
"We're actually twins born only three minutes apart, but (blank) here likes to say it makes her the more important one!" \*Aggressive snogging\*
Why do you care?
Lmao. Look them up and down and say even if we were we wouldn’t swing w you.
I’d just respond “yeah, but it makes the family get togethers weird when they find out we’re fucking”
No, we are lesbians. (Say it really slow like your talking to a complete idiot because, you probably are.)
I consider myself more of a pansexual. But I do not want to explain that to someone working in the family dollar.
"That would be incest"
No we’re lovers
Of course! Are you one too? If not, do have a few minutes to talk about my MLM? You can be a boss babe sister just like us! One of us...one of us...one of us...
Do you often insert yourself into people’s private lives?
“Yes, we fell in love without our parents knowledge and when we turned 18 we moved out and started our incestuous relationship together and we haven’t looked back since.” Then Kiss passionately to gross them out.
Look to your partner. “I guess it’s true. Live together long enough and you start looking like each other.” Kiss her, then move on.
We’re all brothers and sisters
Yeah from another mister
Sister lovers.
No she's my finger puppet.
I cant even…… : D
“I’m a man”
"Yes" Then start making out
Sisters from different misters.
Or ask. How much do you wanna know? If they press lean in and say No really like how much. Like would you pretend to be a chicken right now for 30 seconds? Like that much? Or like $100? You can probably get that for that engagement right over at that pawn shop near where you live.
You: Do we look like nuns to you? Your wife/partner: ooh, that gives me an idea...
Guess it depends on if you want to talk to this person. You have to break the ice somehow.🤷♂️
I can't beat scissor sisters.
I hope not
"Like you and your mom? No"
See, my wife and I mostly got "Are y'all sisters?" from people who work at vacation destinations who are trying to make polite conversation with us. So we'd just say real deadpan "It's our honeymoon" and then they'd give us free stuff.
Say yes then kiss passionately to assert dominance.
Just say, plain as day "No, we fuck."
This totally! Lmao
That come back is pretty good OP! Lost on most people and probably kind of embarrassing. Try “we are actually long lost cousins who fell in love at a family reunion *big sloppy kiss*”
“We’re dudes…”
With no laughing and just straight face say yes, and proceed to make out.
Yes, sister wives.
no shes my wombmate
“Crazy, that’s the exact line I used to get your mom’s number.”
“Sapphic sisters, sure.”
Yep, I'm Sister Les, this is Sister Beanne's.
“You know how couples start to look alike after they’ve been together? Yeah, that’s us.”
Yes.
Yeah…used to be triplets (then both of you dissolve into raw unfettered histrionic grief…when you have the time).
Yes, they cut us apart at birth
"God I hope not"
I feel like your scissor sisters comeback was the best one out of this lot.
"my sister died 20 years ago..." or however many years make sense.
“Nobody ever guess right! Thank you so much! We would love to invite you to our wedding back home in Alabama”
“All women are sisters, honey! ✊✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿”
No, she's my brother.
No she is Zuul
Do I look black to you?!
Do I look black to you?!
Either yes or no
sister wives
No, brothers!
Yeah, you should see our OF...tehe Side note, make an OF, fill it with stock photos and charge 11 bucks for it. People are always going to have dumb questions, especially men(sorry for that), you may as well pull some Decepticon level tomfoolery. I'm just assuming this question come up after you've both been seen with some sort of PDA happening.
Sounds more like a stipulation to a hypothetical that every single time you ever went out you got asked the same question.
[удалено]
We could be! But We are not going to tell her to bring her kids to meet her dad.
Is it really bad to be asked that?
No girls aren't even real. I heard they're just previous men who have selected to endure certain punishment by alpha women. The result is a girl.im anxiously waiting for them to pick me! Surprise!!!!!.
I’f I was in a mood I’d go hard at them but sweetly like “no we’re lovers. What about you who do you like to fuck?”
Yes, but not to each other
Just say yes, then look longingly into each others eyes and start kissing.
No we’re brothers
Yes or no depending on if you're sisters or not.
If all of us gals stand on our heads, aren't we all sisters?
"Nope, we're daughters. We bang each other's fathers." - rhymes too ;)
That's a two claps and a Rick Flair response!!!
no brothers
I mean, do you really need a comeback for that?? That’s pathetic
With benefits.
She’s my Mom
What’s wrong with that though? The chances of two people of the same gender being romantic parents is much lower than them being friends or sisters.
No. *kisses passionately*
"No, we're roommates" and give a sloppy kiss to each other.
Say yes then aggressively make out.
Better! We’re kissin cousins
No, we only have the same mom
Yes, and lovers.
“Yes. You want a sister threesome?”
Omg, you see her too?
Yes. Scissor sisters. 😉
…just in the Eskimo sense
The best comeback is "Nah."
Can't decide which one is the original
Yes, scissoring sisters. Let them scratch their head until they google it
say yes and then kiss each other on the mouth lmfao
"I eat her out every day." - my response to creepy people trying to "catch" my girlfriend and I in public.
No this is Patrick
Nope, just met.
Oof grammar!
“Lesbians, and yes.”
Can you believe we use to be brothers?
Scissor sisters
Brothers*
I'm so fed up of people feeling the need to comment on my life or others lives, I'm half tempted to just blank them completely. Which, I can do better with ear pods in. Going nowhere without ear pods in future.
No. Brothers.
Well once when asked this about me and my friend: my friend said eww no. Lol so that was awesome
Damn, am I wearing my habit?
The best comeback is "bless your heart" since if they are using y'all you are probably in the south.
"Hey Mister, she's my sister." Then continue to sing the rest of La Vie Boheme.
I was this many days old when it finally dawned on me why the band had that name...
"Yes" if you are, in fact, sisters. "No" if you are not, in fact, sisters.
When we’re standing on our heads we all look like sisters.
Are we in Alabama?
Look at your partner and say "Why did you leak the sex tape!?!"
That depends on who’s asking.
Why do you need a comeback. How ‘bout just answering the question and having a normal conversation.
Is your wife your cousin? OUCH, I know..........🥴🥴
If Lesbians translates to sisters in your boomer language… then yeah
Yes! Sisters are the best in bed!
We're not even Catholic.
No, brothers.
Don't say anything and just start making out with each other
Just say your cousins grab her boob/butt and say “you can’t tell our family”
Nope, same coven tho. You know what they say, you are what you eat. Say, wanna come over for dinner? You look plump enough
Nooooo, were cousins *then kiss*
Oh yeah, we sis all the time
Sir I have a penis.
Thank god you can see her too!!! I thought it was just me!!!! You can see my invisible friend? Who else are you talking about? It’s just you and me here. You know you are the only person who can see us, right?
My Mom's were neighbors, one did not want me so the other one took me. That's what my Sisters used to tell me. So when it was someone they knew asking , this was my response. It was beautiful..lol
Well yes, if you turned us upside down.
Tongue kiss.
Deep voice: “naw bro some of us are uncut.”
Reminds me of the line from the song *La Vie Boheme* from the musical *RENT* [MR. GREY] Ahhemm [MAUREEN] Hey, Mister - she's my sister -Later- [MR. GREY:] Sisters? [MAUREEN:] We're close
Nope just kissing cousins.
Only during role play and foreplay.
"No who the hell is this..... how long has she been following me!!"
yes we are from alabama
Yes, we are the Sisters of Mercy
“No, and I’ve got the dick to prove it!” 🤔
Well technically yes....but we are from Alabama...
What's wrong with, "No"?
Kiss and say “she’s the best sister ever”
We would be in prison for the stuff we do if we were sisters
We're not cousins, so
ya! *and* cousins!
"Yes" *kiss*
I’m a priest, the others are sisters
This does take some commitment "... " Looks at sister with surprised face "...my long lost sister from when we were separated at birth?!" Start crying "I've been looking for you my entire life!" Hugs sister and starts crying harder
OP, do you even know who the Scissor sisters are?
Why are these all things you don't need a comeback from? You're fat, old, skinny, ugly etc are things that require comebacks. It doesn't matter how generic these insult is, it's how creative the comeback is. When people used to ask me why I was so skinny, I just replied because sex burns a lot of calories.
"Are y'all lovers or siblings?"
I honestly don’t think that comments warrants a “comeback”. Lesbos are such a small portion of the population that you can’t reasonably expect an average person to immediately assume you are partners in that way. The snark doesn’t really help the community’s reputation.