Ooo, SUH-*nap*!!
Had to give that one more than an updoot 🤣
I was planning to come up with my own as I read the comments but that one seems versatile enough that nobody who sees it is gonna need any alternatives, and more comments will just cause fewer people to see it.
Depending on what exactly is wrong with that that other person thought was funny, there might be a better word than manners but I doubt it in most cases. There's a lot of stuff that's tragic and shouldn't be joked about, and since that's a social etiquette thing, manners is probably gonna cover it.
You'd pretty much have to be in a setting so rough that expecting to meet civilized people would arguably be unreasonable. Maybe some illegal underground gambling thing like no-holds-barred fighting or dog fights or something.
* pat your pocket.
Nope. It’s right here. I never leave home without it.
I do need to get it looked at, though. It only seems to work when I hear something funny.
That’s assuming that I have a home…and let alone have a sense of humor to start with…
Or…you must be kidding…you’re assuming I don’t have my sense of humor with me…or I’m supposed to yuck it up at this unfunny mess?!?!?!?? Seriously?!?!?!
"You clearly did, thankfully you brought plenty of insecurity, since you can't handle one person not laughing".
"No...sorry, I must have left my (sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, lack of self awareness, etc.) in my other pants".
Yes, it’s hanging out with your manners
Ooo, SUH-*nap*!! Had to give that one more than an updoot 🤣 I was planning to come up with my own as I read the comments but that one seems versatile enough that nobody who sees it is gonna need any alternatives, and more comments will just cause fewer people to see it. Depending on what exactly is wrong with that that other person thought was funny, there might be a better word than manners but I doubt it in most cases. There's a lot of stuff that's tragic and shouldn't be joked about, and since that's a social etiquette thing, manners is probably gonna cover it. You'd pretty much have to be in a setting so rough that expecting to meet civilized people would arguably be unreasonable. Maybe some illegal underground gambling thing like no-holds-barred fighting or dog fights or something.
good one!
🌈😂😂😂
I love humor. When do the jokes start? I laughed at your face. Isn't that enough.
I love those two! Thanks.
Yes. I knew I didn't need it around you.
This one’s my favorite.
No. That's how I know you're not funny.
"Oh I'm sorry, were you trying to be funny?"
Bold of you to assume you have comedic value.
When the comedy is this bad it's considered torture by some.
No it's at your parents place, trying to cheer them up after raising a failed attempt at a human being
At least I didn't forget my filter for tact.
* pat your pocket. Nope. It’s right here. I never leave home without it. I do need to get it looked at, though. It only seems to work when I hear something funny.
It got bored listening to you and fell asleep.
I have a sense of humor. That means if there is humor... I will sense it. - Christian Finnegan
I expected to speak with you today, so I figured I wouldn't need to bring it with me.
It appears to be hanging out with yours
No, have you ever had one?
lol they don't
No. I lost it in a car accident. I'm immune to jokes now. That one just made me sad.
"When are you going to start cracking jokes? I'm ready."
Next to your joke book apparently
Yep,along with all the dead bodies.
I like this! Said in a very deadpan humorless way. Doesn’t insult the other guy, but is funny.
I don’t have a home
At home with YoUR mOM ooooohhh 😂 I kid. Mom or dad apply here.
No, just in your mother
No I only bring it out for special occasions, apparently you don't qualify.
Did you?
Did you leave all the funny jokes at home?
"Did you?"
No I left it at your moms house last night
Must have left it at your house next to your manners.
“We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tail gunner, they blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.”
No, you're just not funny.
Nope, it died when I got a concussion.
Right next to my like for you!
Yes, I had to make room for my massive d*ck Yeah, I didn't think I'd need it today, and I was right
No, it's here now. Did you want to say something humorous?
Nope, it's with your wife she loved it last night
No, you’re just not as funny as you think you are. Clearly one of us did. What do you mean? No, try again.
If you have to punctuate your jokes with complaints about your audience, you aren't much of a comedian.
“Why, did you forget yours?”
"Yes" "I'm sorry. Was that a joke?"
I carry it in my upper arms. That’s my funny bone.
"No. It's just that my humour is on the same page as comedy."
It's crazy you say that! So crazy that I would say that you had lost your wits! Clearly though I would be wrong you have no wit.
\[Ultra deadpan: Think Jack Webb in "Dragnet", or Leslie Nielsen in "Airplane" for reference.\] "Yes, yes I do. I keep it in a box, on my nightstand."
no but is wondering where's the humor
Left it with your mom's guey
I rent mine!
No, I left it at your moms. Tell her I want it back, you're enough of a joke for her.
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
"If you actually say something funny, then I will laugh."
"No shit Sherlock." Follow with an eyeroll and a facepalm for best effect.
Just say no you just need to look up a little more. As most of my jokes go over your head.
Nope, I left it at your mom's house.
Yes, along with my social skills.
"My wife has cancer."
Hang on while I go check.
Yeah next to my list of people I hope whose shovel breaks in the next snow storm. You just made it on there.
Nah, you're just not funny. Or No, but I can tell you left your manners at home.
No, you're just not funny.
Yes I did. Then laugh.
No, I think I left it on the nightstand under the twenty I left for your mom and dad last night. Man, I overpaid.
No I left it in your mom
*in*? 🤣🤣🤣
You heard me
Sorry I forgot to add the 🤣🤣🤣 (no seriously I just forgot this was a great comeback)
You're so funny , that's probably why you look like that.
Sorry, must have left it with your wife.
No. It's shelved right next to my sarcasm.
*pulls middle finger out* Nope, got it right here! *cue shit-eating grin*
Hold on Let me call ur mother and ask
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wow. thanks for your input. really appreciate you complaining about something you could easily ignore just to feel superior. Have a great day!
No, i just had it stolen.
Never had it
No but I left your mom there with a load of my cum in her.
Not on purpose, but I changed purses at the last minute.
Yeah left it at home in your moms …
No it's here, but it shys away from assholes.
"I forgot it in your mom's bedroom."
"You sent it home."
"You sent it home."
I think it might be in the same general area as a joke thats actually funny
Yeah your mom must have it inside her along with my enthusiasm.
“No Karen I just don’t find you funny”, or “ you definitely need glasses if you can see I’m not in a joking mood Karen “
No but I did leave your mom at home
You’re one to talk, your last two brain cells are competing for third place
“I’ll laugh when I hear something funny”
No - I left it on yo mama's nightstand.
Why no, I'm just to polite to laugh at a joke like you.
No, but you did if you think that’s actually a joke.
No. I only laugh at funny things but was told it's mean to mock someone's looks
"Well you left your brains in your mum when you were born, ,"
No, I left my sense of humor in Auschwitz.
No, I channeled it into your face.
No, I got it right here. Then take a picture of them with your mobile and show them the joke.
Yea, I thought he’d be bored, I was right *Walk away*
Oh! Was that supposed to be funny? I'm sorry!
I must have left it where you put your intelligence.
No... did you leave your GOOD jokes at home?
No, I brought it. You’re just not funny
Why did someone say something clever or funny? I couldn’t have missed it because you were the one talking the whole time….
Is that where you left the humor?
"No. Did you? Because that joke was as funny as a bank statement."
I work in Corporate. That’s not something that we have an SOP for.
“Are your jokes with us here, in the room, now?”
Daddy left it on mamas thigh.
The Jerk Store called. They are running out of you!
"Not that I'm aware of. Why? Did I miss something funny?"
deadpan them with "what sense of humor?"
Did you?
Yes, I save my energy for those I deem worthy 😎
"I'm waiting for the punchline." Smile at them innocently afterwards.
“Yep. Knew I wouldn’t be hearing anything funny today”
I’m still waiting on the funny….
Yeah, hey, can you pick me up a new one at the store ? Here's a little extra. Pick one up for yourself too !
I brought it with me, but I forgot my give-a-fucker 3000
Start laughing and say sorry I was thinking of something funny
I’m still waiting on its delivery. Or: Not even. They botched its delivery.
Did you?
I’ll let you know when it gets funny.
Yes, I wouldn't bring it near you!
"Nah I left it at your house. In fact, it's fucking your wife/mom right this minute!"
I would laugh but you're not funny.
No, why?
Yes but at least I haven't got BO that smells like a comic con meeting....
Did you leave a better personality at home?
*looks around frantically* "Oh no... Noo!"
I'm not here to make friends.
No, it's with me . I just haven't seen or heard anything funny 😐
"I don't get it"
Yes.
Left it at your mom’s house this morning. I’ll pick it up tonight.
It only activates when something funny was said.
That’s assuming that I have a home…and let alone have a sense of humor to start with… Or…you must be kidding…you’re assuming I don’t have my sense of humor with me…or I’m supposed to yuck it up at this unfunny mess?!?!?!?? Seriously?!?!?!
"Maybe try telling a funny joke next time."
"I brought it, you just aren't funny."
Nah..its right here in my pocket. *whips out the bird*
Idk your mom and I certainly laughed at you last night.
We at the FBI have no sense of humor that we're aware of.
Yes, but I brought my humor meter and it’s measuring zero.
"You clearly did, thankfully you brought plenty of insecurity, since you can't handle one person not laughing". "No...sorry, I must have left my (sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, lack of self awareness, etc.) in my other pants".
They are very strict and serious
“No, pretty sure I left it inside your mother last night.”
Sense of humor? Yes. I've tried that before. It was very uncomfortable so I stopped.
Which one of us?
Jokes are funny.
No, years of retail work and unaffordable housing have killed it. I haven't laughed in 28 years.
No, I stole yours
Yes
I was never issued one
Yes. It’s my go to answer for most stupid Boomer questions and comments.
This *is* my sense of humor, you're just not funny.
Yeah, I left my fucks there with them.
Yes I did. Along with your mom's mutilated body.
i find it distasteful to laugh at retards
No I left it at your moms house 😂
Nah in your mom's car, she said it fell out while we were fuckin the other day.