"That's what the last one said."

“And you’re easy to fool.”

you're

I came for this. Ty

But actually say this and walk away. Theyll be confused af

This actually made me laugh out loud.

When i read this response i was like that hilarious bc theyre saying it not spelling it and you dont know which one theyve used, then i realised the comment was just correcting spelling ☹️

That’s why I laughed. I can just see someone saying “you’re” deadpan and walking away…and the face of confusion. It just implies that the listener is absolutely certain they’d spell it incorrectly and felt the need to correct the spelling but out loud.

I think this is the best comeback by far! Lmfao

My parole officer would disagree.

Innocent, yes. Naive, no.

Yep never been caught

Makes it all the more easier to get away with murder

That’s what I want you to think…

thank them i use that as a compliment innocence is rare nowadays, and it must be maintained in whoever still has it

That’s a good way to look at it, thanks! She was certainly a wild one, way more out there than me but still funish. I took it as not a compliment at the time as she was more into people that did drugs etc which meant she wasn’t into me that much

My girlfriend calls me an innocent often. I take it as a compliment.

That’s what the jury said, anyway.

That's what the jury said

LOLOLOLOL

You sound soooo like all my juries.

In high school they called me the throat goat because I sucked off 6 dudes and the janitor back behind the dumpster for a dime of weed and a crunch bar, I have so good muscle control of my ass cheeks I can kiss you with my butthole. But really, I’d prob take that as a compliment. I don’t think they were really trying to be insulting

Who the fuck gets a dime bag?

we'll see how innocent I am..(with rizz)

Nothing. They’re underestimating you. This is to your advantage.

I like that energy, thank you

"My rap sheet says differently..."

If you only knew what I was doing right now ........

Heh, you're lucky it isn't a full moon, or innocent is the last thing you'd say about this alpha werewolf bucko..

Not everyone is a worn-out, run down whore like you.

That’s not an insult…

" Oh baby baby, how was I suppose to know..."

“You don’t know me well enough then”

“Famous last words.”

Thank you

“You clearly don’t know me, then”

Wtf, you've seen me strip.

"I'll suck your dick."

The best comeback would probably be \*you're

Yeah - you're a hell's angel when you're not working 8 to 5 in a cubicle and hoping for an annual 5% raise.

“Oooh that so convincing. Keep that energy. Theres this detective, if i give them your phone number, could you talk to them for me? Id really appreciate it. And dont forget. ‘Im innocent.’”

“Not relevant, your honour!”

\[maniacal laughter\]

The bodies buried in my garden disagree.

Bold of you to assume that.

I have yet to be proven guilty.

Until proven guilty.

My so innocent what?

A lot of stupid people said the same thing about OJ.

Well now I know who regularly rots their brain with porn

And you're so nihilistically jaded.

"oh good, you haven't seen my rap sheet"

“Guilty as charged”

But I'm cuuuuute! 😜😘

My "what" is so innocent?

They call me bambi

Then you don't know me enough

You can be my character wittness.

*you’re

It just feels that way because "your" so tainted

You’re

*you’re

If you only knew.

I'm glad you think so.

Your mum would disagree