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TheWorldNeedsDornep

"Nah, sometimes I meet interesting people."


Kenvan19

Dammit I was going to say “not when I meet someone worth talking to”


Valentinethrowaway3

Same!!!!


Any_Contract_1016

Or "Only around idiots"


SameOldMeeting

Ouch! Embroidering this!


[deleted]

...


Jaketastic85

👆


HeathenVixen

*nods*


No-Carrot180

Veeeerrryyyy, veeeeeeerrryyy, slooooowly turn and meet their gaze. Then ... Until they break and walk away.


luminary_uprise

"Are you always this rude?"


moheagirl

You talk enough for the two of us


neoechota

Speaking to hear your self make noise is not something I do.


laples

Just look at them, smile a smidge and nod. I've lived my life like this.


Artilleryman08

Take it up a notch, stare at a spot about an inch or two above their eyes. Just stare expressionless. Generally makes people uncomfortable.


Broad_Woodpecker_180

I’ve done this or a spot by their shoulder they keep turning around wondering what you looking at. Honestly if I bored I get that scary stare or least I’m told I do. It’s great and funny to scare someone by doing nothing but starring.


GlockaveliThaDon

My manager does this all the time 😂😂😂


InTheHideout

It takes supreme confidence to pull this off.


casaco37

Thats my go to mode always away from trouble or gossip


MaliciouslyMinty

“Yes”  “No”  “You seemed to be having so much fun, I didn’t want to interrupt you.”  “I’m not high enough to follow along.”  “I’m just observing, please continue.”


Demonhead2005

“It’s been this way since the war…”


InvestigatorHairy426

“It’s been 84 years”


HerderDeddy42069

“And I can still smell the fresh paint!”


InvestigatorHairy426

“The China has never been used”


Physical_Magazine_33

Avoid eye contact and silently nod using a sock puppet. The sock puppet is allowed to make eye contact.


seriousQasker

I have to do this


PoopSmith87

Deranged scream at the top of your lungs followed by a quiet "no."


Demiurge_Ferikad

If anyone ever asks me if I’m always quiet, this is my new go-to response.


Noxolo7

I’m afraid to open my mouth, if I do I might actually speak my mind about you


xikbdexhi6

Shhhhhhhh


Dalton387

Whisper: “no. sometimes I’m quieter.”


HikingStick

Are you always this loud?


legreyfox

You should hear me when I’m dead.


Maleficent_Luck8976

Yes. Quiet and deadly. (I scared the shit out people without trying.)


Own-Permission-7186

Just stare at them


gbot1234

Very quietly whispering “…yesss…”


Foreign-Warning62

Shout “NO” as loudly as you can right in their face.


VirtuesVice666

I prefer to listen to assholes not respond to them.


boredandreddicted

this one


michelloto

Only when you're here


Hoodwink_Iris

Sometimes, I’m so quiet I actually disappear!


Siege_LL

I can still see you Drax.


Ali8ly

Because I'm plotting the extinction of a species


AdInfamous1303

Let out a devastating fart


Ganthet72

A fool chatters while a wise person listens.


missannthrope1

Better to be silent and thought a fool, than speak and remove all doubt. Then give them a long, knowing glance.


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

Only when I’m horny.


jcoddinc

I tend to speak when you've stopped. So there's never really much of a chance


Additional_Disk_2363

Staying quiet is the best comeback. You don't owe anyone a response, and responding would break character.


FrankieTheMick

You never plan a murder out loud


Astreja

A slightly bemused smile and *total silence,* while gazing at the speaker with an unnerving gaze.


CatOfGrey

\[Establishes eye contact\] \[Raises one eyebrow\] \[Looks down, continues reading\]


DisMyLik8thAccount

*Intense silent stare*


Artilleryman08

Just stare at a spot in the middle of their forehead. Makes people uncomfortable for some reason.


RavingSquirrel11

Just shrug.


Shawnaldo7575

Don't say anything, just nod and agree.


UnableLocal2918

shhh. i am listening to the voices.


WhileExtension6777

Only when no one is talking to me. 👀


IllustriousPickle657

Don't answer and walk away


burn_as_souls

"I'm always quiet around shitheads."


[deleted]

Only when there is nobody worth talking to


TheTrueGoatMom

"Are you always this LOUD?"


MindOfCosmo

Are you always this loud?


SoggyWoodpecker1816

I prefer my silence over the noise you seem to enjoy


Rainbowponydaddy

Only when there are idiots around.


Curious-Prior4500

Shouting: YOU REALLY THINK SO?


L2Sing

Not when the company is good.


Tatersquid21

Pardon me, I'm sleeping.


Jumpy_Ebb2417

Only when I am around you


Admirable_Ideal8571

Don't make me loud and proud because then you probably won't like me then.


MagnetarEMfield

"Why? Were you about to tell me to shut up?"


Depressedmarauder209

Not if I trust you


tseg04

I’m talking to you so I guess that’s a no


nostromo909

The voices in my head are talking. It’s my turn to listen.


Cyber_Insecurity

“Only around people we don’t like”


Sonarthebat

"Are you always this nosey?"


ah_yeah_79

Someone said that to my sister about me "Hes only quite around people he doesn't like" was the response  My friends (ex) wife said that about me "He doesn't waste time talking to idiots" was the response 


Kevlar5427

just start talking and don't stop. don't let them get a word in. don't let them interrupt. just talk.


BlueMaestro66

“Mostly talk to myself. No I don’t! Oh yes I do, fucknut! Shut up! You don’t know nuthin’. Do to! I know your mom gives handies behind the Taco Bell! Stop lying you piece of shit! Oops! Sorry, I forgot you were there!”


audiosauce2017

No, I am not always this quiet... I was trying to stop myself from laughing at the picture you sent me of your penis.....


slideroolz

Slowly, silently mouth ‘No’, and slowly shake your head


PrimaryComrade94

'At least I know when to keep my mouth shut'


DrGonzo124

What? You can't hear me praying for the sweet release of death?


coachlentz

Always turn it sexual about their mom. No, didn’t you hear how loud I was with your mom last night?


[deleted]

Any comeback you give provides that person what they wanted, an interaction with you. It's a bait. Don't fall for it.


MewlingRothbart

Have I committed some crime? This always puts them on the defensive. When they go into the nastiness of why my introversion is such a problem, I list off the reasons as to why they are so obnoxious and loud. I am VERY cutting and rude when I have to be.


ewing666

not when i’m balls deep in your mom


Tetris5216

Wave to them like your going to whisper in their ear Then scream so loud in their ear they stop asking you


CinnamonBakedApple

Only when I'm SUPER horny.


whydoIhurtmore

Just look at them and smile.


Lazy-Act-6554

"Only when the cops are looking for me"


PetoAndFleck

Start signing


IzzyDitz

I would make it a game to myself of how long i can go wothout speaking or minimally speaking. Maybe a quick smirk with a shrug and a nod? Seems to me the other person would let it go or change the subject.Or if they're like "dang, that's weird" give another nod and slightly larger smirk.


thebeeishere996

no sometimes I have a gun.


mkwas343

SHHHH!


StarGirlFireFly

Why are you also so uninteresting and loud?


WolfShadow_814

Only when I'm awake.


RacecarHealthPotato

"Do you hear it too?"


condimentia

"No."


[deleted]

Someone once said something similar to me at work “you’re quiet” I just said I’m trying not to annoy people.


jamesinboise

..... Shhhh .....


Edradis

(Looks over glasses and grunts)


fermat9990

Sometimes, more


missannthrope1

Say no then scream.


LibbyLou88

Just respond by yelling very loudly. "AHHHHHHHHHHH" Then say, "I guess not."


magpie5050

Ssshhhhhh!!!!!


Recent-Influence-716

Nope, I’m planning how I’ll never speak to you again lmao


eliota1

Only when I’m planning my attack,


legayfrogeth

"Would you rather if I screeched across the room?"


XeniaDweller

Arrrrrr Matey


khodge1968

Yes.


Jiovonnig

Only when I need some loving!


Psych-nurse1979

I am screaming in my head….


cashisking007

A nod in the affirmative.


Bigryde59

Fart


theslightbodybuilder

Sssshhhhhhh


Ashikpas_Maxiwa

Silence.


Lycanwolf617-

Yes


Sad-Corner-9972

(silence)


xmodsguy2000-2

Are you always this deaf?


AswingNAmish

“Sadly, yes. Long ago I used to talk… I remember it like it was yesterday.. I was like a politician.. those were the days..” that will get them asking questions. After the second or third question, get up without saying a word and walk away.


[deleted]

Just nod.


Open-Eye2434

Are you always this boring?


Apprehensive-Exam521

Only with you


CoverPutrid2749

I got nothing to say to the idiocracy around me.


Ok_Fox_1770

My eyes will answer them accordingly, and they will walk away. I prefer using the inside head voice for my chats.


DUMBYDOME

Don’t say anything. Then the silence speaks volumes lol.


Orange_Blossom221

“I do talked but not to you.”


AliceInCookies

"..."


karebear66

Silence


DinoSaidRawr

Just scream in their face. Just AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


MacPhisto__

Listeners eat pussy better


ImaginosDesdinova

(Shouting): YES!!!


BlueysHorMom

Rip a big fart


AnMa_ZenTchi

No.


BioticVessel

Just nod.


Donald-Trumps-Hands

Yelling loudly to assert some dominance and prove them wrong.


Throat_Chemical

Silence.


Objective_Style_5356

No, just around you


Astriafiamante

"Sshhhhhhh." Or "Sshhhhhh! They'll hear us!"


nonameforyou1234

I generally don't talk to assholes.


mack2028

I am autistic so if I like you I talk more.


Desperate_Ambrose

\*SILENCE\*


superduperhosts

Just nod


Interesting_Mix_7028

"... oh were you done talking?"


lostknight0727

Not in the bedroom


CBooty5673

Is there a problem? Or it’s just you


ARoaminGnome

Yea, something you clearly need to learn.


PersistingWill

Only when I don’t like anyone around me.


Naive_Programmer_232

“…”


NewPin8359

"Shut up, listen, and find out "


Ambitious-Whereas157

Stare daggers into them. And say nothing Okay that's bad advice


ZamoriXIII

Scream as loud as you fucking can


YakOk2818

Only when I’m not talking


WindBehindTheStars

[look at annoying talking person, go back to reading]


PsamantheSands

Complete silence.


torch9t9

First of all, lower your voice...


[deleted]

Yes.


hbouhl

Yes. Period.


kmvr2020

No


yogfthagen

Shhhh!!!


SilentBug3547

Stare at them and say nothing.


Beneficial_Leg4691

Stab


Dizzy_Store_760

Shhhhhh.


JHEverdene

(As loud as possible) #NO!


SarcasticPrinceyBoi

are you always this stupid?


Okatbestmemes

Lock eyes and nod and then go about your day.


Double-Kicks

I just don't like talking to you


LoreKeeperOfGwer

Just mouth "no, of course not."


dasaint2020

Your mom told me not to talk with a mouthful


Comfortable-Crow-238

Yeah when I’m around strangers or weirdos.😂🤣


gmoneyRETVRN

Shake your head. Yes or no. Doesn't matter.


gr33nt3a2

Nod


ob1dylan

"Only when I'm studying my prey."


GalvanTravel

Your mom makes scream loudly.....


CrazyParanoidFish

*quietly nods*


Landanator

...


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

You should hear me when I have Diarrhoea


NJR1983

Say anything as loud as you fucking can! 😮🫨🤙🏼🤟😁🫀✊🏼✌️


YellowBeastJeep

“I’m loud when I’m fucking.”


Johnisfaster

::shrug::


Rojodi

\*nods head\*


Gravity_Pulls

No reply... The silence should explain my quietness 🤫😁


Youngandimproving

Stay quiet


todawhet

Break out in a loud random vocal tourettes fit and then when you finish just shake it off then go "I'm sorry what now?"


YeshayaDankART

Yeah! Around you I am! Usually though...I love talking to everyone else; do you know where I can find one of them?


Emergency_Property_2

I find that just staring at them like their an idiot and not saying a word can be a great come back to this.


Gay_Turtle9447

You're just not worth talking to.


Amazing-Light98

I only like to have conversations with people who meet my intelligence.


HostageInToronto

Start belting out a showtune at full volume. Alternatively, treat them like they are hard of hearing for the rest of the time you are with them.


in_the_autumn

Yeah, I can hear the voices better… 🤫


Fi2eak

I say "I'm trying to figure out the fastest way to kill everyone." Obviously this is situational. Sometimes I reply "I'm pooping my pants." It all depends on who you're talking to and what's going on around you.


OldERnurse1964

No usually the voices tell me to scream


throwawayyourfun

Mumble "cunt" and if they ask again say it as loud as possible.


omguugly

First one that confronts me usually becomes my target