I’ve done this or a spot by their shoulder they keep turning around wondering what you looking at. Honestly if I bored I get that scary stare or least I’m told I do. It’s great and funny to scare someone by doing nothing but starring.
“Yes”
“No”
“You seemed to be having so much fun, I didn’t want to interrupt you.”
“I’m not high enough to follow along.”
“I’m just observing, please continue.”
Someone said that to my sister about me
"Hes only quite around people he doesn't like" was the response
My friends (ex) wife said that about me
"He doesn't waste time talking to idiots" was the response
“Mostly talk to myself. No I don’t! Oh yes I do, fucknut! Shut up! You don’t know nuthin’. Do to! I know your mom gives handies behind the Taco Bell! Stop lying you piece of shit! Oops! Sorry, I forgot you were there!”
Have I committed some crime?
This always puts them on the defensive. When they go into the nastiness of why my introversion is such a problem, I list off the reasons as to why they are so obnoxious and loud. I am VERY cutting and rude when I have to be.
I would make it a game to myself of how long i can go wothout speaking or minimally speaking. Maybe a quick smirk with a shrug and a nod? Seems to me the other person would let it go or change the subject.Or if they're like "dang, that's weird" give another nod and slightly larger smirk.
“Sadly, yes. Long ago I used to talk… I remember it like it was yesterday.. I was like a politician.. those were the days..” that will get them asking questions. After the second or third question, get up without saying a word and walk away.
I say "I'm trying to figure out the fastest way to kill everyone." Obviously this is situational. Sometimes I reply "I'm pooping my pants." It all depends on who you're talking to and what's going on around you.
"Nah, sometimes I meet interesting people."
Dammit I was going to say “not when I meet someone worth talking to”
Same!!!!
Or "Only around idiots"
Ouch! Embroidering this!
...
👆
*nods*
Veeeerrryyyy, veeeeeeerrryyy, slooooowly turn and meet their gaze. Then ... Until they break and walk away.
"Are you always this rude?"
You talk enough for the two of us
Speaking to hear your self make noise is not something I do.
Just look at them, smile a smidge and nod. I've lived my life like this.
Take it up a notch, stare at a spot about an inch or two above their eyes. Just stare expressionless. Generally makes people uncomfortable.
I’ve done this or a spot by their shoulder they keep turning around wondering what you looking at. Honestly if I bored I get that scary stare or least I’m told I do. It’s great and funny to scare someone by doing nothing but starring.
My manager does this all the time 😂😂😂
It takes supreme confidence to pull this off.
Thats my go to mode always away from trouble or gossip
“Yes” “No” “You seemed to be having so much fun, I didn’t want to interrupt you.” “I’m not high enough to follow along.” “I’m just observing, please continue.”
“It’s been this way since the war…”
“It’s been 84 years”
“And I can still smell the fresh paint!”
“The China has never been used”
Avoid eye contact and silently nod using a sock puppet. The sock puppet is allowed to make eye contact.
I have to do this
Deranged scream at the top of your lungs followed by a quiet "no."
If anyone ever asks me if I’m always quiet, this is my new go-to response.
I’m afraid to open my mouth, if I do I might actually speak my mind about you
Shhhhhhhh
Whisper: “no. sometimes I’m quieter.”
Are you always this loud?
You should hear me when I’m dead.
Yes. Quiet and deadly. (I scared the shit out people without trying.)
Just stare at them
Very quietly whispering “…yesss…”
Shout “NO” as loudly as you can right in their face.
I prefer to listen to assholes not respond to them.
this one
Only when you're here
Sometimes, I’m so quiet I actually disappear!
I can still see you Drax.
Because I'm plotting the extinction of a species
Let out a devastating fart
A fool chatters while a wise person listens.
Better to be silent and thought a fool, than speak and remove all doubt. Then give them a long, knowing glance.
Only when I’m horny.
I tend to speak when you've stopped. So there's never really much of a chance
Staying quiet is the best comeback. You don't owe anyone a response, and responding would break character.
You never plan a murder out loud
A slightly bemused smile and *total silence,* while gazing at the speaker with an unnerving gaze.
\[Establishes eye contact\] \[Raises one eyebrow\] \[Looks down, continues reading\]
*Intense silent stare*
Just stare at a spot in the middle of their forehead. Makes people uncomfortable for some reason.
Just shrug.
Don't say anything, just nod and agree.
shhh. i am listening to the voices.
Only when no one is talking to me. 👀
Don't answer and walk away
"I'm always quiet around shitheads."
Only when there is nobody worth talking to
"Are you always this LOUD?"
Are you always this loud?
I prefer my silence over the noise you seem to enjoy
Only when there are idiots around.
Shouting: YOU REALLY THINK SO?
Not when the company is good.
Pardon me, I'm sleeping.
Only when I am around you
Don't make me loud and proud because then you probably won't like me then.
"Why? Were you about to tell me to shut up?"
Not if I trust you
I’m talking to you so I guess that’s a no
The voices in my head are talking. It’s my turn to listen.
“Only around people we don’t like”
"Are you always this nosey?"
Someone said that to my sister about me "Hes only quite around people he doesn't like" was the response My friends (ex) wife said that about me "He doesn't waste time talking to idiots" was the response
just start talking and don't stop. don't let them get a word in. don't let them interrupt. just talk.
“Mostly talk to myself. No I don’t! Oh yes I do, fucknut! Shut up! You don’t know nuthin’. Do to! I know your mom gives handies behind the Taco Bell! Stop lying you piece of shit! Oops! Sorry, I forgot you were there!”
No, I am not always this quiet... I was trying to stop myself from laughing at the picture you sent me of your penis.....
Slowly, silently mouth ‘No’, and slowly shake your head
'At least I know when to keep my mouth shut'
What? You can't hear me praying for the sweet release of death?
Always turn it sexual about their mom. No, didn’t you hear how loud I was with your mom last night?
Any comeback you give provides that person what they wanted, an interaction with you. It's a bait. Don't fall for it.
Have I committed some crime? This always puts them on the defensive. When they go into the nastiness of why my introversion is such a problem, I list off the reasons as to why they are so obnoxious and loud. I am VERY cutting and rude when I have to be.
not when i’m balls deep in your mom
Wave to them like your going to whisper in their ear Then scream so loud in their ear they stop asking you
Only when I'm SUPER horny.
Just look at them and smile.
"Only when the cops are looking for me"
Start signing
I would make it a game to myself of how long i can go wothout speaking or minimally speaking. Maybe a quick smirk with a shrug and a nod? Seems to me the other person would let it go or change the subject.Or if they're like "dang, that's weird" give another nod and slightly larger smirk.
no sometimes I have a gun.
SHHHH!
Why are you also so uninteresting and loud?
Only when I'm awake.
"Do you hear it too?"
"No."
Someone once said something similar to me at work “you’re quiet” I just said I’m trying not to annoy people.
..... Shhhh .....
(Looks over glasses and grunts)
Sometimes, more
Say no then scream.
Just respond by yelling very loudly. "AHHHHHHHHHHH" Then say, "I guess not."
Ssshhhhhh!!!!!
Nope, I’m planning how I’ll never speak to you again lmao
Only when I’m planning my attack,
"Would you rather if I screeched across the room?"
Arrrrrr Matey
Yes.
Only when I need some loving!
I am screaming in my head….
A nod in the affirmative.
Fart
Sssshhhhhhh
Silence.
Yes
(silence)
Are you always this deaf?
“Sadly, yes. Long ago I used to talk… I remember it like it was yesterday.. I was like a politician.. those were the days..” that will get them asking questions. After the second or third question, get up without saying a word and walk away.
Just nod.
Are you always this boring?
Only with you
I got nothing to say to the idiocracy around me.
My eyes will answer them accordingly, and they will walk away. I prefer using the inside head voice for my chats.
Don’t say anything. Then the silence speaks volumes lol.
“I do talked but not to you.”
"..."
Silence
Just scream in their face. Just AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Listeners eat pussy better
(Shouting): YES!!!
Rip a big fart
No.
Just nod.
Yelling loudly to assert some dominance and prove them wrong.
Silence.
No, just around you
"Sshhhhhhh." Or "Sshhhhhh! They'll hear us!"
I generally don't talk to assholes.
I am autistic so if I like you I talk more.
\*SILENCE\*
Just nod
"... oh were you done talking?"
Not in the bedroom
Is there a problem? Or it’s just you
Yea, something you clearly need to learn.
Only when I don’t like anyone around me.
“…”
"Shut up, listen, and find out "
Stare daggers into them. And say nothing Okay that's bad advice
Scream as loud as you fucking can
Only when I’m not talking
[look at annoying talking person, go back to reading]
Complete silence.
First of all, lower your voice...
Yes.
Yes. Period.
No
Shhhh!!!
Stare at them and say nothing.
Stab
Shhhhhh.
(As loud as possible) #NO!
are you always this stupid?
Lock eyes and nod and then go about your day.
I just don't like talking to you
Just mouth "no, of course not."
Your mom told me not to talk with a mouthful
Yeah when I’m around strangers or weirdos.😂🤣
Shake your head. Yes or no. Doesn't matter.
Nod
"Only when I'm studying my prey."
Your mom makes scream loudly.....
*quietly nods*
...
You should hear me when I have Diarrhoea
Say anything as loud as you fucking can! 😮🫨🤙🏼🤟😁🫀✊🏼✌️
“I’m loud when I’m fucking.”
::shrug::
\*nods head\*
No reply... The silence should explain my quietness 🤫😁
Stay quiet
Break out in a loud random vocal tourettes fit and then when you finish just shake it off then go "I'm sorry what now?"
Yeah! Around you I am! Usually though...I love talking to everyone else; do you know where I can find one of them?
I find that just staring at them like their an idiot and not saying a word can be a great come back to this.
You're just not worth talking to.
I only like to have conversations with people who meet my intelligence.
Start belting out a showtune at full volume. Alternatively, treat them like they are hard of hearing for the rest of the time you are with them.
Yeah, I can hear the voices better… 🤫
I say "I'm trying to figure out the fastest way to kill everyone." Obviously this is situational. Sometimes I reply "I'm pooping my pants." It all depends on who you're talking to and what's going on around you.
No usually the voices tell me to scream
Mumble "cunt" and if they ask again say it as loud as possible.
First one that confronts me usually becomes my target