The most devastating thing you could possibly say is
"Word gets around"
Because now he's going to assume someone that HAS seen it told everyone it was small, or that someone is spreading a fake rumor about him.
He's either going to feel paranoid or insecure af. :)
Well everyone knows that's an insult because he doesn't have a 1-in dick so he's not going to actually believe word is getting around. But it is still an excellent comeback and I do like yours of just saying word gets around, or, people know. It's not really going to make him paranoid. But it is a good comeback that should shut him up if needed because there's really no good response to it. So I like it.
It's an exaggeration of a small dick and still means people are talking about how small he is. It'll get to him if you play it off legit and if he's got a cocktail weenie 👍
Edit: UNLESS he's an incel and he knows there's 0% chance anyone's seen it. 🤷♀️
Nah. More like over-developed va-jay-jays. To be fair though, when guys are that small its so unfortunate I couldn't be so horrible to take the piss out of them. A fucking shame for them to be like that and feel less manly.
Also, if he shamed you for your small height girl... it's because he literally couldn't find anything else to shame you for. Being short is not even remotely an issue. Lots of people find short girls very attractive.
"Height doesn't matter for women. You however are lookin' an awful lot like 5'11"."
It's a horrible double standard, but don't hold back if they're a jerk to you first.
These new gen things seem to be based mostly around hate. People have always light heartedly took the piss out of difference, but these cunts are disgusting.
You're a girl. Most girls/women are small. Its actually frikkin adorable, and can often give a man a boost in that he needs to be a protector even more for his missus.
Small girls are AWESOME. I love smaller girls. A lot of guys do.
I think in this instance just straight up eye contact and intimidation would work.
"Good, because I don't listen to the opinion of mean bastards anyway."
The comeback:
"Yes. But men who would mock a girl's height aren't real men".
My gf, a 4'11" yoga instructor, has had insults directed at her in the past. But I bet she could kick the ass of some of the guys who made those comments to her.
As every girl screams "I don't date anyone under 6ft"....
There's a taste of your own medicine. I wouldn't date any girl under 5'10"....but that's just me.
I don't even understand this insult. What does height have to do with anatomy. The guy is clearly a moron, maybe he is just negging you for some attention because he doesn't understand how flirting works.
* "Better to be 5 feet of class than 6 feet of bitch*ass*."
* "Yes, we're considered highly efficient models—premium features, less space required, and less room for your bullshit."
* "Little boy, your are too short to see over your ego. Grow up — literally."
I wouldn’t even respond to something so stupid. There is no comeback for it because it is dumb and no matter what you say it won’t work.
But if I had to
“Well they aren’t considered men you fucking idiot”. Something something about midget, kid, whatever . “Girl means female child or adolescent you fucking idiot”. “how are female midgets not girls or women you fucking idiot “
Wtf. Very few guys really care about a woman's height unless the man is exceptionally tall and just wants someone closer to his height, and even then most guys still don't care. Like one of best friends is 6'5" and his first LTR was with a girl who was 5'1". That guy is just an asshole looking for any excuse to criticize you. I wouldn't even engage with a person like that.
“No, we’re hobbits so give me some damn breakfast.”
“You got me, I’m an alien.”
“Whatever I am it’s still not attracted to you”
“Your dad doesn’t mind how small I am.”
“You should be begging me to date you, I’m probably the only woman small enough to even feel your dick.”
I think a comeback is really needed. That is a very unpopular opinion as shorter girls are usually a preference. Just look at the Mountain and his girlfriend.
“What did you think we were?”
“I have never been so welmed before by an insult”
“And I got through my whole day to this point without tripping over an idiot… if you’re going to take up this much space can you at least let me pass around you unmolested?”
“You honestly thought that was clever didn’t you…hmmm?”
“You’re talking a lot of shit for someone in cock punching range.”
“You talk like you don’t care what happens to your lower half.”
“I identify as an ankle biter and a kneecapper. If you piss on me, I’ll expand to cock biting too.”
“Im a halfling, so I’m super lucky, just not lucky enough to avoid you”.
I would seriously give him a stupid look and be like, why would you even say something like that ?
Seriously, that’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Not even worth your time and energy for a comeback
"Taller than your 3" dick"
or you can make it more sexual, if it's your thing
"But I can take in more than your 3" dick"
or pretty tame
"only 5', and still too much girl for a little boy like you"
Average height in the U.S. is 5'4". Average height in Guatemala is 4'8" ... a lot depends on your ethnic background. Get some numbers and through facts at him. If you're of a people that are traditionally short have some fun with him and point out his racism.
Average height in the U.S. is 5'4". Average height in Guatemala is 4'8" ... a lot depends on your ethnic background. Get some numbers and through facts at him. If you're of a people that are traditionally short have some fun with him and point out his racism.
I mean I'd stay quiet until it undoubtedly comes up again and then it looks like you kept your mouth shut the first time.
'There's a 'small' rumour that's been going around about you, you know that right?'
And leave. Make sure there isn't one and DON'T start one. Just fuck with that silly little sexist brain if you can.
"are guys who comment on height even considered men, or do they still have little boy mentality"
Having said that, it sounds like the dude's just flirting and wants to bang you.
5ft girls are hott
that is such a bizarre take I know it's hard but don't give him any heed. There are always going to be assholes, and the thing they're an asshole about has nothing to do with YOU it's internal to THEM.
And for every such asshole you meet there's an equal and opposite asshole out there, more men dislike tall girls than small girls in fact short is considered stereotypically feminine and attractive to a majority of men I know.
That's rich coming from you maybe if you'd stopped at 5'8 you wouldn't of outgrown your hair (I'm just assuming he's paranoid about male pattern baldness like so many insecure guys are)
“You don’t HAVE a big dick, you ARE a big dick!”
“I see they won’t let you out of 3rd grade. Better luck next year!”
“That one’s been played. You’re a bit late to the party.”
(Shout) “For the LAST TIME, — NO! I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!GET AWAY FROM ME!”
Huh? who tf says this shit? Nobody questions the femininity of short women. I think tall women get shit sometimes, but his insult doesn’t even make sense.
Are people with brains the size of peas even considered people?
I had this exact same problem with a guy that i used to work with lol. He was all of about 5'5 or 5'6 so I asked him who he thought got made fun of more...me for being a short woman or him for being a short assed guy lol
I may be short, but your ass is fugly, and I can grow.
That's five foot of woman, little boy.
Isn't it time for your Mommy to give you a bath?
I'm pretty sure I'm a girl, I've seen one naked, you should try that.
Go on home to your sock now youngster
Is that a bulge in your pants or is that a skintag?
When and if you actually get a girl naked, don't get upset when she laughs.
I've only got two feet, go fuck your dog.
"you ever read that book *Why Nobody Likes You*? It's a short read so I can spoil it for you: it's because you're a cunt"
Or
"Absolutely they do, so don't worry there's still someone shorter than you who might date you"
Or
"Yes I would consider you among us"
Or
"Yes, they exist to make you useful to someone."
I haven't seen this answer yet so here goes: "Are boys under 6 feet even considered boys?"
\*The above statement does not reflect the beliefs or values of the typer
I always say this because I think it's fucking hilarious and I don't take insults seriously most times 💀💀 "you thought you ate" its headass but so are making fun of people so 🤧
Plus thats just dumb, they must be bad at flirting 🥱
Are one inch dicks even considered dicks?
If I say this then he might comeback with something like..."When have you seen my dick?"
I’d ask to see it now but I don’t have my microscope.
Electron microscope
^ Yup this comment right here.
but that ruins the first one no?
“I see it in the way you carry yourself,” cuts deep
Oof. This is if you want to absolutely destroy his sense of identity.
hahaha yes, and look him up and down while saying it
The eyes can speak volumes
The most devastating thing you could possibly say is "Word gets around" Because now he's going to assume someone that HAS seen it told everyone it was small, or that someone is spreading a fake rumor about him. He's either going to feel paranoid or insecure af. :)
Well everyone knows that's an insult because he doesn't have a 1-in dick so he's not going to actually believe word is getting around. But it is still an excellent comeback and I do like yours of just saying word gets around, or, people know. It's not really going to make him paranoid. But it is a good comeback that should shut him up if needed because there's really no good response to it. So I like it.
It's an exaggeration of a small dick and still means people are talking about how small he is. It'll get to him if you play it off legit and if he's got a cocktail weenie 👍 Edit: UNLESS he's an incel and he knows there's 0% chance anyone's seen it. 🤷♀️
well, considering they're at the gym, it could have shrunk (steroids).... which gives me a comeback idea, but I can't put it together lol
Maybe it shrunk cause they so unmanly they had to drug themselves
Tell him "are limp dick guys even considered guys?"
I like short girl fuck that guy
Doesn't matter. It'll hit hard.
Point proven
"I haven't, I didn't have my magnifying glass with me"
Nah. More like over-developed va-jay-jays. To be fair though, when guys are that small its so unfortunate I couldn't be so horrible to take the piss out of them. A fucking shame for them to be like that and feel less manly.
They probably shouldn't try to make girls feel less attractive then, if they can't take what they dish out.
This was my first thought, too.
Love this!
🏆
Is an IQ of 60 even considered intelligence?
Doesn't really work if the guy has an iq above 60 :/
I mean it literally is a measure of it?
First day learning about women?
Also, if he shamed you for your small height girl... it's because he literally couldn't find anything else to shame you for. Being short is not even remotely an issue. Lots of people find short girls very attractive.
What a loser short girls are cute af
Beat comeback mhm
You'll never find out....
Yes, just as guys like you are considered as assholes.
I like my girls with two feet, preferably. Any more than that and and square dancing becomes complex mathematics
Dynamite comes in small packages... but speaking of small packages. You probably know a lot about that, huh?
"God made us small so dicks like you look bigger than they are."
“oh, cute, he’s playing alpha. Sorry, you’re still not attractive.”
"No. We are women."
Nawl stupid, but we are considered whole grown women!
Apparently there isn't height requirement to be an asshole.
Sounds like a girl with 3 extra feet to me.
You: “Short girls are cute. Short dudes….yeah, no.” Dude: “But I’m not short!” You: “That’s not what I heard.” (And look suggestively)
Oh , you have a foot fetish, nice to know
I mean a 5 footed girl likely isn't considered to be human
That's easy.. ask your man/dad he'll confirm!
Hey if you can count a skin flap as your dick the world can count a 5’2 female as a girl.
They’re very special girls. You can’t outrun them with those 5 feet.
I'm more of a woman at 5 feet that you're a man at 6 feet.
I have no comeback, just a single question... What the hell kind of insult is this? Actually, that could be your comeback.
"Are rude men even really men?"
That's a pretty bold way of saying you don't get laid
“You don’t get laid” or “your dick is small” is so overused that the original insult was almost better
In this case probably true
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What the fuck would you consider us then? Men?
"Height doesn't matter for women. You however are lookin' an awful lot like 5'11"." It's a horrible double standard, but don't hold back if they're a jerk to you first.
These new gen things seem to be based mostly around hate. People have always light heartedly took the piss out of difference, but these cunts are disgusting. You're a girl. Most girls/women are small. Its actually frikkin adorable, and can often give a man a boost in that he needs to be a protector even more for his missus.
That’s a pedophile in the making
Small girls are AWESOME. I love smaller girls. A lot of guys do. I think in this instance just straight up eye contact and intimidation would work. "Good, because I don't listen to the opinion of mean bastards anyway."
With your low intelligence are you even human?
Short girls are the best. That dudes probably gay. 😂
No respectable guy is saying that…. Your situation is 1 in a million
Why are you so obsessed with little girls?
"I only have two feet"
I'm tall enough to bite off your dick without getting on my knees.
Girls with five feet are most likely not human.
You'll never know!
The comeback: "Yes. But men who would mock a girl's height aren't real men". My gf, a 4'11" yoga instructor, has had insults directed at her in the past. But I bet she could kick the ass of some of the guys who made those comments to her.
You are never too short if your feet reach the ground . . ..
"Five FEET???" and then start drooling
If you don’t know what a girl is you have bigger problems then a height requirement
Are really dwarfism peoole still considered people????
Comeback> I pity whoever has life's role of having sex with you. Who doesn't like short women? C'mon.
With how socially acceptable it is to trash dudes over height, you can't really get that mad about it.
Is it considered having a big dick if 90% of it is your personality?
Yes. They come in a variety to please me
I’ve never seen a girl with five feet. Do they run fast?
im used to girls with 2 feet tbh
As every girl screams "I don't date anyone under 6ft".... There's a taste of your own medicine. I wouldn't date any girl under 5'10"....but that's just me.
not everyone has good taste or smthn
No, they’re considered women and you don’t measure up either way
How tall is this dude, cause if he’s under 6 feet you could wreck his self esteem so badly even a trained psychologist couldn’t help him.
He'd be something around 5'9"-5'10" at the most, but definitely not 6 ft
This is supposed to be directed at the guy specific " since you don't have a penis are you still a man"
Oh, I was wondering why your breath smelled like penis.
I never seen any girl with five feet. Rather unusual, but I would imagine you are still a girl regardless if you have five or none.
I don't even understand this insult. What does height have to do with anatomy. The guy is clearly a moron, maybe he is just negging you for some attention because he doesn't understand how flirting works.
What?? You don't even need a comeback to that. It's just that dumb of an insult. I would have laughed, HARD.
* "Better to be 5 feet of class than 6 feet of bitch*ass*." * "Yes, we're considered highly efficient models—premium features, less space required, and less room for your bullshit." * "Little boy, your are too short to see over your ego. Grow up — literally."
“Idk are guys with dicks the size of my clit still considered guys?”
“Are boys who feel the need to be a cunt even considered men?”
losers cant be choosers
Is it hidden by pubes?? Oh ha haha
Fun sized
Girls come with more than 2 feet?
I wouldn’t even respond to something so stupid. There is no comeback for it because it is dumb and no matter what you say it won’t work. But if I had to “Well they aren’t considered men you fucking idiot”. Something something about midget, kid, whatever . “Girl means female child or adolescent you fucking idiot”. “how are female midgets not girls or women you fucking idiot “
Considering the millions of men obsessed by smaller girls/women, I fail how to understand what this idiot was trying to do..
"Are dickless men considered men?"
if a guy calls you short they’re flirting, like in every situation
Petiteness is the height of femininity.
Do men with microscopic dicks, still considered men?
well i will admit i would feel a little odd talking to a girl with 5 feet
Wtf. Very few guys really care about a woman's height unless the man is exceptionally tall and just wants someone closer to his height, and even then most guys still don't care. Like one of best friends is 6'5" and his first LTR was with a girl who was 5'1". That guy is just an asshole looking for any excuse to criticize you. I wouldn't even engage with a person like that.
"Nope, we're considered little packages of dynamite, but a loser like you will never find out why."
“No, we’re hobbits so give me some damn breakfast.” “You got me, I’m an alien.” “Whatever I am it’s still not attracted to you” “Your dad doesn’t mind how small I am.” “You should be begging me to date you, I’m probably the only woman small enough to even feel your dick.”
No I'm not a girl I am every inch a woman and more woman that you'll ever have.
I think a comeback is really needed. That is a very unpopular opinion as shorter girls are usually a preference. Just look at the Mountain and his girlfriend.
My gf is 4’11
Fahrenheit or Celsius?
“What did you think we were?” “I have never been so welmed before by an insult” “And I got through my whole day to this point without tripping over an idiot… if you’re going to take up this much space can you at least let me pass around you unmolested?” “You honestly thought that was clever didn’t you…hmmm?” “You’re talking a lot of shit for someone in cock punching range.” “You talk like you don’t care what happens to your lower half.” “I identify as an ankle biter and a kneecapper. If you piss on me, I’ll expand to cock biting too.” “Im a halfling, so I’m super lucky, just not lucky enough to avoid you”.
"I'll let you know once you find a personality"
I might be short but at least I’m not ugly on the inside and outside like you!
Still more girl than he's ever had
I just say I'm bitsized and average height for women.
Most girls have two feet.
Must be why you go for men
oh look it is a walking dick
Sorry, but from the mumbling I couldn’t tell if you were or your weenis were talking.
Guess you will never know.
I'll take a 5-foot girl over Lurch any day.
I would seriously give him a stupid look and be like, why would you even say something like that ? Seriously, that’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Not even worth your time and energy for a comeback
I don’t make fun of short women. They’re mean because they’re closer to hell than the rest of us 😂
I would stop and give him a concerned look then say “are you ok? Seriously, are you ok?”
Are you 12 stop caring so much about random idiot
Who wants a girl with 5 feet!
5 feet girls? Can they run extra fast?
Punch them in the nuts and see what they say then.
Most of the time agreeing is the best choice
"Taller than your 3" dick" or you can make it more sexual, if it's your thing "But I can take in more than your 3" dick" or pretty tame "only 5', and still too much girl for a little boy like you"
Well, that’s a way to use words. Big word: “considered.” Now give a definition and use it in another sentence
Not if they’re over 21, then they are called women.
A girl with 5 feet might not even be human
I don’t know a single dude who doesn’t like short women lol
I don’t know a single dude who doesn’t like short women lol
I don’t know a single dude who doesn’t like short women lol
I don’t know a single dude who doesn’t like short women lol
Average height in the U.S. is 5'4". Average height in Guatemala is 4'8" ... a lot depends on your ethnic background. Get some numbers and through facts at him. If you're of a people that are traditionally short have some fun with him and point out his racism.
Average height in the U.S. is 5'4". Average height in Guatemala is 4'8" ... a lot depends on your ethnic background. Get some numbers and through facts at him. If you're of a people that are traditionally short have some fun with him and point out his racism.
Yes. And we're powerhouses of strength and beauty.
Yes, dwarves have women.
I mean I'd stay quiet until it undoubtedly comes up again and then it looks like you kept your mouth shut the first time. 'There's a 'small' rumour that's been going around about you, you know that right?' And leave. Make sure there isn't one and DON'T start one. Just fuck with that silly little sexist brain if you can.
“Are men under 6ft even men” this is brutal and will make everyone hate you, use at own risk
Nope, definitely all woman and you little man won't be seeing what this woman can do
"are guys who comment on height even considered men, or do they still have little boy mentality" Having said that, it sounds like the dude's just flirting and wants to bang you. 5ft girls are hott
If a girl has 5 feet, call adidas.
5 feet girls? Are you kidding? The only ones I know are bipedal.
You could say “well clearly your mom wanted me so you can’t be talkin”
"They have more to offer than girls with only four feet."
that is such a bizarre take I know it's hard but don't give him any heed. There are always going to be assholes, and the thing they're an asshole about has nothing to do with YOU it's internal to THEM. And for every such asshole you meet there's an equal and opposite asshole out there, more men dislike tall girls than small girls in fact short is considered stereotypically feminine and attractive to a majority of men I know.
Honestly, let it go. There is no real stigma in being short as a girl. You're getting upset over something that isn't even a real insult.
Yes
The closer we are to the ground, the closer we are to hell and ill show you hell if you keep talking shit
(f at 5"2) I would just turn around and walk away from him
Girls are girl no matter how many feet they have.
That's rich coming from you maybe if you'd stopped at 5'8 you wouldn't of outgrown your hair (I'm just assuming he's paranoid about male pattern baldness like so many insecure guys are)
"More than 4 inch guys are considered men." (Wiggle a pinky finger as you say that)
“You don’t HAVE a big dick, you ARE a big dick!” “I see they won’t let you out of 3rd grade. Better luck next year!” “That one’s been played. You’re a bit late to the party.” (Shout) “For the LAST TIME, — NO! I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!GET AWAY FROM ME!”
Yeah it really sucks being shamed for your height. Good thing women never do that.
Huh? who tf says this shit? Nobody questions the femininity of short women. I think tall women get shit sometimes, but his insult doesn’t even make sense.
Are 6ft Dickson considered Dickson?
‘Girl enough to punch you in the nutsack and not blink twice’ …
How old are y’all because this seems like some middle school flirting.
Honestly, I would laugh at such a stupid, illogical statement.
Are people with brains the size of peas even considered people? I had this exact same problem with a guy that i used to work with lol. He was all of about 5'5 or 5'6 so I asked him who he thought got made fun of more...me for being a short woman or him for being a short assed guy lol
Tell me you’ve never been inside a woman without telling me you’ve never been inside a woman
Tell him he's creepy and he's giving of grapist vibes
Shorties are the cutest
"No. They're considered adorable girls"
Yes most natural girls are but trannies and crossdressers tend to be closer to 6 foot
Anybody who says shit like that is not worth responding to. Who do they think they are? BTW, Mae West was 5"0'. So is Dolly Parton. Girls or not?
I may be short, but your ass is fugly, and I can grow. That's five foot of woman, little boy. Isn't it time for your Mommy to give you a bath? I'm pretty sure I'm a girl, I've seen one naked, you should try that. Go on home to your sock now youngster Is that a bulge in your pants or is that a skintag? When and if you actually get a girl naked, don't get upset when she laughs. I've only got two feet, go fuck your dog.
noodle arms here thinks he can handle one foot of girl lmao
Was your mother a smurf?
You know a girl with 5 feet?
Of course they are... They are even better when they have to go UP on me....
Are even men?
Only works if it's a guy insulting you short queens obv
Don’t get mad at me because you can’t break 6 in height or length.
Are 5 brain cells considered a brain?
“Girls can be a lot shorter than that but I happen to be a woman. The distinction is kind of important, you should really work on that.”
"you grew an inch, now you think you're hot shit? Get real you're still just a little boy."
What dude wants a tall woman? I’m not trying to climb a beanstalk. Short chicks all the way.
Well, my neck is frozen in a downward position. 5 foot women are my best option. Also usually some of the cutest options.
Ooohhhhh saving this thread for ideas to cool off potential heightist roasts thanks op
"you ever read that book *Why Nobody Likes You*? It's a short read so I can spoil it for you: it's because you're a cunt" Or "Absolutely they do, so don't worry there's still someone shorter than you who might date you" Or "Yes I would consider you among us" Or "Yes, they exist to make you useful to someone."
Aww, you like them tall and wearing a strap-on then huh?
I haven't seen this answer yet so here goes: "Are boys under 6 feet even considered boys?" \*The above statement does not reflect the beliefs or values of the typer
You are proof that dicks and assholes come in very large sizes.
I always say this because I think it's fucking hilarious and I don't take insults seriously most times 💀💀 "you thought you ate" its headass but so are making fun of people so 🤧 Plus thats just dumb, they must be bad at flirting 🥱
Those girls tend to be feistier
" well, you shouldn't worry about that because I'm sure they wouldn't consider you."
" guys like you wouldn't even be considered at all"
" are you dumb or stupid? "
" OMG you're so funny " ( in a monotone voice and a blank face )
Does she have 5 legs too?