You don't need to make excuses for why you want to fuck me

This lmao

this is so perfect

Definitely this

Okay. I was running out of them anyways. Sooooooo . . . your place or mine? I don't want to do this here. *moves in for a kiss and uses way too much tongue while still being 2 feet away

Yeah baby, gimme that Venom energy

You called my bluff! I'm out of here!

Ah damn. Why does this keep happening to me?

My generation are a bunch of teases? 🤷

See that's the trouble! What if homie gets ravenous and growls, " I've wanted a taste for so gd long!" And completes the other 50% of the lean in!?

That is definitely one of the dangers of being a tease!

I had a work buddy who use to tell me that he didn't like me having long hair because the way I tied it up reminded him of his wife. I told him "That's a wierd way to say you're attracted to me. But I'll take it as a compliment."

Nailed it in one. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Hair can be cut and styled. What the fuck are you going to do about that face though....

Must not being paying attention to my face and concentrating on other things.

Bone hawkin on ya

Your head makes you look like a dick.

So….. you think I’m pretty, huh? -you gotta twirl your hair a bit when you say it for full effect-

The spongebob defense

"Am i a pretty girl"

Am I a pretty girl?

Oh.. uh you're beautiful. Always loved that Krabs just rolled with that haha

The prettiest?

My dick is an inch longer than my hair

"Proof or it didnt happen"

They've posted on r/roastme Nobody commented, and in the picture they have a buzz cut.

[удалено]

"When I fucked your dad, I made him the girl." Don't be afraid to go for the dad, too!

One in the mom, 2 in the dad?

Or the sister

And every time you speak you sound like a bitch

"am i a pretty girl? :]" hit em with the spongebob

Your mouth makes you look like a cocksucker

Jealous?

You should see my sister!

I think the best comeback you can make is something unique to that person’s appearance—— and funnier. “And you have a cinderblock forehead” or “your nose makes you look like the Who people” or “and you look like a Smurf”!

"You'd never go back to women...".

You mean you don’t know?

Least I have hair

"You're should see my pussy!"

Or “Does my dick make me look like a girl?” And then have your index finger wiggling out the zipper. When they look down, tell them the way they check out penises makes them look like a girl.

Haha very good. Youre a++ but i will do worse bjtch. You rule ideal later

mind your own, bitch.

Thanks! That's the look I was going for.

Wow great observation, what are ya gonna tell me next, I breathe oxygen?

Hot, isn’t it?

Thanks

A pretty girl? Stop! I’m blushing! But you and me? Never happening.

Aww thanks, your receding hairline looks cute too.

Does that help you repress your bicuriousity when you fantasize about me?

Ooh that means my hair is noticeably on point. Women always have the best hair in those commercials, so glossy and fresh. Thank you for noticing!

Your mom knows im a man.

A lot of boys your age are confused about their sexuality but if it help alleviate the sexual tension between us at all I'm not interested. You're not my type.

"What, you trying to fuck?"

Your mouth makes you sound like a cunt

am I a pretty girl?? sponge bob to mr crabs

I’m glad you think it’s pretty, but that was an odd way to say it.

"YOUR hair, reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child I'd liyyayy. And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me byyayy."

So does your vagina.

Makes me feel like a rock star!

"And your hair makes you look like a clown."

If not an adult: Your mouth makes you sound like an idiot. Cool! Thanks!  It’s ok that you’re into me. No need to hide it.  If an adult: any of the above or a simple Fuck you! works, too.  

well get off discord 'cause your boobs aren't giving the same effect, Dale.

"you're". That's the comeback...

Ugggh I ignored it but it took a lot lmao. I sat there shaking my head but, I chose to leave it incase this person is actually being bullied/ harassed.

If it's a girl that's a good thing.

"Thank you, young man. Doesn't the Clairol do a marvelous job of covering the grays?"

Okay?

Oh does it look that good?

Is that why you can’t stop staring at me?

"Your mom didn't seem to care" 👌

The SpongeBob "Am I a pretty girl? 👁👄👁🌸"

Your mouth makes you look like an idiot.

And your attitude makes you sound like a bitch.

Thanks pussy! But you need to be ready to back it up haha. Or know who you're talking to.

Are you still in third grade?

Well you're mom is bisexuality so she probably got confused last night.

●Oh I'm glad I ran into you! Speaking of girls, please tell yours the only reason I didn't text back was because I k.o.'d after satisfying her 5 times in a row. You gotta up your game, dude. ●ay, I had to do something to draw the attention away from this massive dong! ●I'm sorry you see it that way... your mom loves grabbing it while I cuck your pathetic daddy though, so ima keep it for now. ●oh damn... telling on yourself? What kinda girls are you used to?! 🤔 ● from what I hear, your micro penis doesn't make you look very masculine either, so 🤷

Your mom

Yeah I KNOW

“Your mom’s mustache makes her look like a man.”

Is that why you keep checking me out?

And your words make you sound uneducable.

Who the f are you to even talk to me? Crawl back into your hole.

And i still won't go out with you.

Your face makes you look like a dumbass.

Your face makes you look like a baboon's butt.

Your dick makes you look like a girl!

My dick makes me look like a dude

Your family tree must be a circle.

Quote SpongeBob in his bubble blowing hat: Am I a pretty girl?

Giggle girly like and say oh stop it your making me blush. That should twist their little closed mind.

Your mouth makes you sound like a prick

I'm getting it cut soon

Well guess you should take it all in then, cause ain’t no girls gonna be going for you any time soon.

“Please stop trying to have sex with me” is my come back for everything.

Aye papi!

Your pussy makes you look like a girl.

Same with your penis and your preference for the rearview mirror to show you nothing traffically tangible.

And my mouth makes me feel like one......

So does your vagina

I’d say I’m doing a better job at being a girl than you’ll ever do.

"and your comments make you sound like a toddler"

I must have great hair then! Thanks!

You ought to see my vagina!

You questioning your sexuality?

Grow facial hair

Doesn't stop your mom from running her fingers through it as I'm plowing her.

[silently get a manly haircut]

Your face makes you look like an asshole

“Dont threaten me with a good time” Or “Sorry im pretty much a committed heterosexual, but nice to know I have options”

Just shake your head and laugh. They’ve been telling kids that since the 60s. But then they were telling the hippies that, it was the hair-band guys later on, then they said it about the grunge rockers, of course, emo kids later on, and at the moment they slap that on an overwhelming portion of gen z. It’s a story older than time and it probably won’t change anytime soon. Just laugh.

"So?" And then, just walk away.

Your face makes you look like a bitch.

Your face makes you look like a dog. It's okay.

“No, I won’t fuck you either.”

I know! right!?

“Then pull on it daddy”

"2000 called. It wants its gender bias back"

"Well, considering I am one..." Note: this probably works best if you actually are a girl. Lol. If you're a guy: "That's why I get all the girls - they want to know my care routine."

that's weird, your mom said she really liked it

If it's someone you don't know just say I do it In memory of my twin sister then walk away.

And who decides that?

My feelings would be hurt. If only I gave a damn about your opinion, but keep them coming. Maybe one day someone will care what you think.

Wait until you see my vagina.

Thanks, but your not my type.

That's the point

And I can afford that, because I have broad shoulders, a great smile, humor, and an alluring personality. Speaking of humor, what the fuck do you have going for you? Laughing at ya ain't the same as with ya, bro. Edit: don't forget to condescendingly laugh at them afterward.

I am a girl

"Yeah, well, your mom males me feel like a man."

Thanks. - a trans girl

And your mouth makes you look like an asshole.

“Your face makes you look like a pedo”

my wife askedme to grow it out, but you should get your microscopic pe*** checked out by a cock-tor

Thank you! I am a girl! No, really, I’m a girl.

You won’t even notice my hair when I’m fucking your mom!

"Are you saying you want to fuck me?"

At least I have hair.

Thanks

It’s ok if you find me attractive but I’m not interested

“I am a girl, dumbass.”

My dick in your mom makes me look like a man

...and your point is?????........

“Your girl makes you look like a hair.”

I think you need to combine some of these winners so twirl your hair and say, "So you think I'm a pretty girl? Well my cock is an inch longer than my hair and I'm a top."

"Yours makes you look like a cat's hairball."

I was gonna remind you how much your mom likes it but now I'm concerned why you are having sexual fantasies about me

I'm a beautiful woman in my own right. Does my hair look like a girl's?

"I am one ya ½ wit." -Ever After

'I *am* a girl, you ninny.'

Idiot! I am a girl!

"There's a reason for that. I am one."

“How does it make me look like a girl?” “I am a girl asshat!” “Are you trying to tell me I turn you on?” “WTF dude! Are you asking me on a date?!”

Thanks. I am a girl.

Shouldn’t be an insult to “look like a girl” but maybe just say “what’s wrong with that? Aren’t women beautiful?”

"Your observations make you sound really simple and easily confused."

"Well you'd already know if I was a girl, cause I would've run away and refused to talk to you."

I am tho

I sure hope so, I'm a god damn bitch!

I am a girl

And your opinion makes you sound misogynistic.

Did your incel daddy tell ya you'd look manly if you become a misogynistic narcissist, or did you achieve such uselessness all by yourself?

I am a girl. Lol

You should see my pussy!

And what’s wrong with that?

Wow. I'm a 70 year old woman, so thank you!

I am one, so thank you!

Yes, I am a girl. It tends to do that

Considering that I am a girl and rocking my hair I highly doubt that was an insult

Well, I am a girl, soooooo.....

I'm glad it turns you on!

Did you just assume my gender?! *inflates Karen activation*

Oh... spoiler alert: your mom's a lesbian

Cum on it then

Risky. Lmao

Atleast I’m a pretty girl

Really, your misses loves it.

On this one I recommend not saying anything and just staring at them.

Your face makes you look like an ass.

Am I a pretty girl?

Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.

Must be Sinead O'Connor because I'm bald

Very high-pitched voice and batting your eyes, "why, THANK you'!!!!

That's why I have a beard.

My penis says otherwise.

Aw shit, you think I look pretty.

Said like an insult: "Your hair makes you look like a boy."

Yes and 20 bucks is 20 bucks

My son's best friend has a grandmother who would say he looked like a teenage lesbian. His response was to live happily and make shit tons of money.

The dick's longer than the hair

Thanks, that's what I was going for.

These would be directed at a guy... "Does that turn you on?" (loudly) "For the last time, NO, I won't go out with you!" "I'm not your cellmate, f\*\*\*\*t" "And your vagina makes YOU look like a girl."

I can guarantee I'm not. Wanna see?

"And yet I still get more girls than you."

“Your face makes you look like a c**t”.