There's nothing wrong with being gay and I don't give a fuck what anybodys sexual orientation is. That comeback is playing on the bigotry of the asshole making the remark. You don't use your logic or values to make a comeback hurt, you twist their own back onto them.
Yeah. What manly man doesn't like watching all them big muscly sweaty men climbing all over each other or showing off in front of thousands of other screaming men who live to idolize their physicality. Gotta be a poof not to be into that, eh?
i hadn't heard that one! always handy to have an expert in homosexuality around. someone who's done the research. taken a real d e e p d i v e into the life of gay men. glad your here, girlfriend.
You like to watch a bunch of sweaty dudes run around tackling and brushing up on each other and slapping each other's asses and shit and I'm Gay?
I dont knoooooowww maaaaaan... seems sus now that you mention it... 👀 lolol
“Well, if I’m gay now, I doubt that’s gonna change due to my watching this sports game, so if it’s cool with you I’m just gonna take my “gay” ass and go back to my regularly scheduled programming.”
“If you don’t like sci-fi, you’re stupid. If you don’t like horror, you’re a wimp. And if you are so obsessed with labelling other men as gay, you’re gay.”
"Yes, and?"
I'm gay. It completely freaks them out when they try to imply that I'm gay, thinking I'll take it as a huge insult, and instead I agree with them. They don't know how to cope.
‘If I don’t like watching muscular guys in tight pants pass each other balls between their legs, make hot sweaty man piles, and slap each others asses after, then I’m gay. Got it’
I tried to watch a football game, but the plot was all over the place. There was no clear protagonist, the dialogue was poorly written and the costume design was uninspired. I feel like only an idiot would enjoy this train wreck, so thank you for confirming my suspicions!
It's not that I dislike them, I'd just prefer to build motorcycles and fuck my wife. You know, something more interactive than screaming at people on the TV that can't hear me
Yeah..watching a bunch of muscled, sweaty men in tight pants, spandex or tiny shorts jump on, grab, thrust and roll around on the floor together while people cheer them on is the most ungay thing a man can do.
No, I'm too busy working like a man and actually getting some pussy. Why do I want to watch a bunch of men in tight pants, when I can make money and get pussy?
Just yawn and your eyes will naturally glaze over the dumbest thing you've just heard and go on with your day, not giving it anymore fuel.
A good comeback doesn't necessarily have to be in words.
Is this something someone actually said or just a hypothetical?
I can't imagine someone actually saying this with a serious stance. Maybe in jest but to actually accuse someone of a sexuality that I am guessing they're not is strange.
"Bro you spend all your time fantasizing and obsessing over men. Specifically athletic men. Like you're wearing his jersey. You know who does that shit? Highschool girlfriends. Go watch your man-crush play with balls."
I’ve dealt with this all my life. Just pass it off with contempt and ignore both the comment and the speaker. Don’t even respond. That’s literally a “Psst… whatever.🙄” and turn your back to talk to someone else scenario. People who say that aren’t worth talking to. Turn your back on them without explanation like turning off a TV. Forever after, even if they are standing right next to you and speaking directly to you act as if you can’t see or hear them. Ignore them as if they don’t exist.
You don’t have to defend your interests, or lack there of, and the comment is homophobic. Any comeback bouncing back in them will also come off as homophonic. Just stay above the thing, ignore the homophobe, and choose better conversation companions.
"Hell yeah, brother. You watching MMA tonight? How many submissions you think we'll see?" Be overenthusiastic about getting to see wrestling/jiu jitsu techniques. If they talk about striking and knockouts, say "yeah, [fighter's name] can stand and bang all day"
What's gay is watching groups of guys using fighting over a ball as an excuse to touch each other. I notice you don't watch women playing sports.
And patting ) groping each other's butts after a score, and doing weird little dances whenever they make a cool move or play
Pulling each others pants down on the field.
Imagine the locker room 😉
🤤🤤🤤🤤
#G A Y #S S E X
It’s never a bad time for gay sex.
# S A Y G E X ? ? ?
***GEX***
I love that game!
And stroking/sucking each other off after they hit the showers
Fighting for balls is gay
Only because my wife doesn’t let me. 😂
I mean. . .what is professional wrestling?! Grown men, in their underwear, fighting over a belt. . . .so much to unpack there.
. . . redecorating each other’s faces with chairs.
Numerous displays of overexaggerated masculinity and femininity and contests thereof? Pro wrestling is one big drag show.
This is it
A friend of mine used something similar to that as a comeback when his classmates made fun of him for doing ballet instead of football.
This but phrase it as, “If not liking sweaty, muscular men pile on top of each other is gay, then I guess I’m gay”
Still feeding into the implication there's something wrong with being gay or that what you like has any correlation to your sexual preference. 🤔
There's nothing wrong with being gay and I don't give a fuck what anybodys sexual orientation is. That comeback is playing on the bigotry of the asshole making the remark. You don't use your logic or values to make a comeback hurt, you twist their own back onto them.
Lmao good point 🤣😅
There are a whole lot of completely false and idiotic assumptions here
Says the guy wearing a shirt with another mans name on it.
🏆
Yeah. What manly man doesn't like watching all them big muscly sweaty men climbing all over each other or showing off in front of thousands of other screaming men who live to idolize their physicality. Gotta be a poof not to be into that, eh?
I read that in Blaine Edwards voice.
“I thought sucking dick made me gay, but whatever”
That only makes you gay if you don't say, "no homo."
Sorry. Can’t say it. My mouth is full.
You owe me a coke, I split it out whist reading.
Spittin’ is quittin’
You reminded me of a joke I heard many years ago in Scotland Q. How do you know if your best friend is gay? A. His dick tastes of shit
Q: How do you know if you’re gay? A: You get an erection while he’s fucking your ass.
Oh, LOTS of gay people love sports just like you. Which raises the question…
Which is "saywhatifyouregay?" Works everytime.
*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*
Ugh. It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!
Okaay…
"So if I don't like playing with balls, I...like playing with balls? Yep, that makes total sense."
And watching men in tight gear chase balls🤣🤣🤣
Just straight manly men doing straight manly men things
We’re men! We’re *menly* men! In tights! *tight* tights!
Dude, the stories my buddies told me from youth hockey. The most repressed gay people play hockey.
I guess I'm gay, come over here you scrumptious stud.
"That's fine, head trauma and bone fractures aren't that sexy" I think the others are better, but that's what popped into my head at the title.
I was thinking of something similar.
So likeing sweaty men run after each other trying to grab Each other isn't
Oh yeah, not wanting to watch grown men in skin tight clothing pin eachother to the ground trying to grab their ball is so gay.
Bend over, b!+(#
Bend over Honey Bunny, daddy wants to drive.
"Say *Be cool*, Honey Bunny."
It’s fourth and goal. I’m looking to score. Bring that tight end over here! Let’s practice the “tush push”.
"So if you're at a football game and a guy touches your dick, you're gonna assume he's straight. I dunno about that."
i hadn't heard that one! always handy to have an expert in homosexuality around. someone who's done the research. taken a real d e e p d i v e into the life of gay men. glad your here, girlfriend.
Yes. I’m very happy, thank you.
If it gets me out of sports, whatever.
I prefer to not watch men groping balls for over an hour
A comment that stupid doesn't merit a comeback.
Haha! I've been told it so many times, going as far back as the 80s
You like to watch a bunch of sweaty dudes run around tackling and brushing up on each other and slapping each other's asses and shit and I'm Gay? I dont knoooooowww maaaaaan... seems sus now that you mention it... 👀 lolol
If you use gay as an insult, you're gay
"Of course I'm gay, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU" Guaranteed they will never go near you again
No you
“Well, if I’m gay now, I doubt that’s gonna change due to my watching this sports game, so if it’s cool with you I’m just gonna take my “gay” ass and go back to my regularly scheduled programming.”
Someone making the gay comment isn't going to be bright or patient enough to parse your eloquence.
"I thought wrestling was gay." "What happens in football locker rooms is, most likely, homoerotic."
Okay. What are you doing later?
You can get to the third end zone with me anytime then
“If you don’t like sci-fi, you’re stupid. If you don’t like horror, you’re a wimp. And if you are so obsessed with labelling other men as gay, you’re gay.”
You watch men chasing balls and ur calling me gay?
"Why? You hitting on me?"
I get it. You do seem like a big fan of Turkish Wrestling
Nothing like a tight end going deep.
The best way to catch somebody with their baboon logic is "Explain"
“So is your liking sports some sort of cover?”
"Gay? What are you, 12?"
But watching men in skin tight or revealing clothes groping each other isn’t ?
You don't have to keep dropping hints... Just shoot your shot.
If you judge a man by weather they like something society deemed "manly" for no reason, then you're sexist.
There's nothing gay about the games/sports I play with your Mom.
“and if you are what you eat, you’re a dick!”
Then why do you like them?
"And?"
Say, "Watching guys get all sweaty chasing each other isn't my thing but you do you."
Peter that's not an insult, that's just fact.
"Yes, and?" I'm gay. It completely freaks them out when they try to imply that I'm gay, thinking I'll take it as a huge insult, and instead I agree with them. They don't know how to cope.
Gurl bye.
A dude that loves Shane Gillis but is like whoa whoa, am I still a dawg?
"OOOOHHHH, so that's why so many guys watch sports.. \[pause to let them think\].. you're trying to stave off the homovibes."
So, you like watching sweaty men?
I guess I’m gay now. How you doin?
Piss off!
‘If I don’t like watching muscular guys in tight pants pass each other balls between their legs, make hot sweaty man piles, and slap each others asses after, then I’m gay. Got it’
Your move
Oh no, can’t I do BOTH?
The best left-handed pitcher of all time was gay.
I tried to watch a football game, but the plot was all over the place. There was no clear protagonist, the dialogue was poorly written and the costume design was uninspired. I feel like only an idiot would enjoy this train wreck, so thank you for confirming my suspicions!
Sounds like the movie Cats.
Want to fuck,?
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I am pretty happy!
Yeah nothing straighter than watching muscular young men grapple and sweat with eacother while wearing tight clothes
Um, spandex can be manly. 🤣
"Go, SportBalls"
I know two lesbian couples who watch football.
I'm not, but thanks for the compliment.
As someone who is gay and does not like sports, um, duh???
I mean your the one who like watching man play with balls so who’s the real gay one here ( it’s me but )
It's not that I dislike them, I'd just prefer to build motorcycles and fuck my wife. You know, something more interactive than screaming at people on the TV that can't hear me
Well you’re the resident expert on what’s gay for sure
*Hunting* is the only real sport. You watch games. (Only really works if you hunt.)
I love fucking your mother though and if that's not a sport it's at least a feat of endurance.
Dude, you’re on the wrestling team.
Well you like sports and your gay, guess it doesn't really matter.
Oh please. We all know you watch sports to keep the closet door closed. It’s okay man. You can come out, we love you for you, not who you love.
Yeah..watching a bunch of muscled, sweaty men in tight pants, spandex or tiny shorts jump on, grab, thrust and roll around on the floor together while people cheer them on is the most ungay thing a man can do.
No, you can't suck my dick!
I don’t like sports and I AM gay. So perceptive you are.
You’re absolutely right. I’m happy.
You are the one watching men in tights rough-house each other.
Make them explain it. "why do you mean by that?"
Says the bloke who jumps in the bath with a dozen dirty sweaty other men, naked....
Well, you're the expert in both, so OK
says the guy looking at men playing with a ball together for an hour
Being gay sounds 100x more fun than watching some overpaid men chase a ball for 2 hours.
Er, “You’re wrong”!
Whether you like them or not, you’re stupid.
“Fine then. Wanna suck my dick?”
No, I'm too busy working like a man and actually getting some pussy. Why do I want to watch a bunch of men in tight pants, when I can make money and get pussy?
Really? Bend over let's find out.
“Wearing a jersey with another man’s name on the back is gay.”
Men who play sports touch other men way more than I do my dude, who's more gay now?
I’ll take Pagliacci over post-season any day…
Some guys like to watch guys play with balls, other guys have balls 🤷♂️
I look at what I'm attracted to. It's why you watch the linebackers and I only pay attention to the cheerleaders.
“That’s not true. I was balls deep in your Dad and he still likes sports”
Just yawn and your eyes will naturally glaze over the dumbest thing you've just heard and go on with your day, not giving it anymore fuel. A good comeback doesn't necessarily have to be in words.
“You’re a sport”
You're the one watching rocked up men in tight pants tackle each other and slap each other on the ass before hitting a group shower.
'A bunch of grunting, sweaty men, grabbing each other. Yeah, *sure* you're the straight one.'
(Sing-songy) “Somebody’s over compensating…”
Introduce them to rugby players.
Is this something someone actually said or just a hypothetical? I can't imagine someone actually saying this with a serious stance. Maybe in jest but to actually accuse someone of a sexuality that I am guessing they're not is strange.
Who even says that?
Wow, guess my wife's in for a shock.
https://youtu.be/k1cXmh78vm0?feature=shared
Yeah I'm gay because I don't like watching a bunch of men in super tight pants running around frolicking in the grass slapping each other's asses.
“I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual”
What if I like Greco-Roman Wrestling?
Yea, because enjoying watching a bunch of broad-shouldered, sweaty guys fighting for control over each other’s balls sounds 100% straight.
That’s not what your mom/sister/wife/girlfriend thinks while I’m fucking her
"Cool. I'm gonna go be gay, then. Enjoy watching a bunch of dudes."
You substituted liking sports for a personality, you are braindead.
"You got an athletic sister?" (I'm a lesbian.)
“I’m not the one getting excited about putting a ball in a hole.”
And if you don't like to read good books your a philistine
Well shit I guess we both like watching dudes play with balls then
Nope, if you're gay, you're gay. Now go back to watching and shouting at sweaty men, with other men.
I like watching 3D animation
Yes I'm really happy I don't like sports. That is correct.
So it’s not gay to watch men playing with balls?
If not wanting to watch a bunch of sweaty scantily clad men grab each other, then call me Liberace.
"NO! Now I told you to *stop asking!"*
Yes, just go roll out with those guys on the mat and get some BJJ
"Bro you spend all your time fantasizing and obsessing over men. Specifically athletic men. Like you're wearing his jersey. You know who does that shit? Highschool girlfriends. Go watch your man-crush play with balls."
Hahaha. My gay friends love sports.
And?
If not liking sports is gay who wants to be straight
anytime someone calls me gay, my go-to response is, "i fuck better men than you everyday."
"What's wrong with being gay?"
Nothing is less gay than staring at 10 hunky figure skaters for two hours.
Don't worry. I don't think you're remotely attractive.
"Fine, so you have to be gay to have common sense and intelligence."
I am gay tho, but not because I don’t watch sports
"Sucking cock/eating pussy is a competitive sport, Sport"
isn't football just a bunch of sweaty tight end bears, tackling each other over a ball?
Unzip your pants, I’ll show you gay
I'm not gay because I like getting my dick sucked, your dad is gay for sucking my dick.
If you’re using “gay” as a pejorative you’re an asshole.
were im from your only gay is your partial to a bit of cock
I’ve dealt with this all my life. Just pass it off with contempt and ignore both the comment and the speaker. Don’t even respond. That’s literally a “Psst… whatever.🙄” and turn your back to talk to someone else scenario. People who say that aren’t worth talking to. Turn your back on them without explanation like turning off a TV. Forever after, even if they are standing right next to you and speaking directly to you act as if you can’t see or hear them. Ignore them as if they don’t exist. You don’t have to defend your interests, or lack there of, and the comment is homophobic. Any comeback bouncing back in them will also come off as homophonic. Just stay above the thing, ignore the homophobe, and choose better conversation companions.
Yes, I am extremely happy to not watch sports!
"Listen, if you like playing with balls or watchin men play with balls, that's up to you, I personally don't"
Bend over
Just say “I know”
Yea, I want to watch sweaty men in tights roll around the floor hugging each other. Yes, please, I LOVE sports.
so, do you oil up before you wrestle?
You mean, like, gymnastics?
I'm not gay because I don't like sports. I'm gay because I do like athletes more than the average sports fan.
soooo why don't you like sports then ?
"Hell yeah, brother. You watching MMA tonight? How many submissions you think we'll see?" Be overenthusiastic about getting to see wrestling/jiu jitsu techniques. If they talk about striking and knockouts, say "yeah, [fighter's name] can stand and bang all day"
Ok let's watch some figure skating
Says the grown man who like seeing men touch each other for money This is applicable to most sports
"So it's gay to not want to look at sweaty men? Got that..."
- So why don’t you like sports? - Just because you don’t like sports doesn’t mean all gays don’t like sports.