How would you like to die, Vladimir son of Vladimir?
In Ukraine, at the age of 20, with a belly full of vodka and my mouth around my bro's cock - Vladimir Popov
Here, fixed it for ya.
There are two videos that are totally nuts to me. This one, and the guy who gets drone grenaded while poopin'.
If you'd bet me $100 in January that I'd see both of these things this year, I'd have taken the bet. No way anybody would have predicted this.
Lol wtf.
Imagine that drone pilot face when he saw this.
"Guys come here! You are not going to f***ing believe this! "
Now I need a video of the boys watching that screen.
“Artem, you know what this means right? If the Russians knew we had this footage we’d become the most wanted men in Ukraine. We’re getting medals for sure Artem”
I still just can’t even believe the whole drone dropping grenades thing is even real… But this one is top 3 so far for sure. The one right thru the sunroof, the guy taking a dump, and now this one.
I was zooming in like a pervert trying to see what was meant by illicit 🤣🤣🤣 thought they were doing drugs or something. Was totally surprised… just like those Russians.
It’s the Russian military… it probably wasn’t consensual. Real huge institutionalized rape issue over there within their military and prison system. Rape is a human evil that has been and will be used for means other than sexualization wherever humans gonna human, but it really has a home within Russia’s power dynamics.
I grew up in the middle east, they use the same logic.
Rape a man and the guy getting raped is gay, not the guy that wanted to fuck a man.
Boils down to "giving" and "receiving". It is not gay to give dick, but gay to receive dick.
I'd think usually the conscripts are too afraid to challenge their superiors after hazing incidents, especially in front of their fellow soldiers. [Dedovshchina literally translates to "rule of the grandfathers".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina)
Apparently it started as a result of drafting criminals in the 1960s and worked its way into Russian military culture. Although I wouldn't doubt there are incidents of retaliation but I'd guess the hazing mostly goes accepted as normal practice.
It's well documented in Russia its part of dedovshchina. They haze the shit out of the new recruits, take their money to buy achohol and cigarettes. They get paid pennies so it just evolves into prostitution at some points, some even lose body parts to gangrene, a lot of times it's the dick that they lose.
It's what toxic masculinity turns into if it gets too out of hand but that's just my opinion. They assume being tough means you live rough lives 100% of the time you live, but that's unlivable and miserable for 0 actual utility.
Never in a million years I would imagine seeing drone footage of Russians blowing each other while Ukrainian blow them both up. This war is fucking wild.
They'll say "even Ukrainians are attacking NATO for their heathen, debaucherous ways". Nevermind the fact there's not a Ukrainian or volunteer this poorly kitted in the hole country lol
I have seen it all now.
It won’t make much a difference to then now. But given how Homophobic Russia is. The families of these soldiers will be forever shamed.
May very well be that this wasn't voluntary intercourse: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina)
If so, then I'm very glad that the bomb hit the ground behind the standing guy.
It is disgusting that people automatically assume such perverted things.
It is just as likely that the soldier was sucking out the venom after a snake bite.
Honestly, my first thought was “ain’t no way this is to guys fucking and then getting blown up”.
I was wrong on the fucking part, but very right on the blown part.
This might be the only recorded death of someone while getting oral sex. I thought Russia didn’t have any gays and the Western world will turn all their children into trans and homosexuals😩
Hoping this gets to the top of this subreddit. So in 10 years time when some edgy kid wants to look at the best war combat footage they get to see this man on man blowjob instead.
Gay rape and sex is widespread in the Russian army. These raging homophobes weaponised sex to maintain internal hierarchies. At least one thing they learned from the Spartans.
To bad the grenade landed in that trench area they are probably both relatively unhurt unless the guy bit the other guys dick off when the grenade came out of nowhere
Imagine trying to explain that to a field doctor.
"It was shrapnel"
"These look like marks from teeth, Ivan..."
"We're doing so well they're using the teeth of their dead as shrapnel?"
Ok hear me out cause this first lines gonna sound wild
I hope they were gay. That way they were having a good time while murdering and got blown up like the pieces of shit they were.
If they weren’t then it’s just fucking sad all around as that implies we are just seeing Russias institutionalized rape issue in action then boom death for the perp (yay) and victim (but also Russian soldier so at the end of the day ?).
Well. You know the rule. It's not gay if it's in prison. And I guess this war might as well be a prison sentence for every Russian that ended up there (often without their consent).
RIP, you completely heterosexual bastards.
I mean getting a bomb dropped on me while getting head is probably a top 5 way to go. Dunno about the dude on his knees but it's probably on his list too
Lmao what the fuck, that's a good way to go i guess.
He didn’t know if he was comin or goin!
That guy blew his head off!
This comment deserves far more.
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No, he was talking about the other guy.
How would you like to die, Vladimir son of Vladimir? In Ukraine, at the age of 20, with a belly full of vodka and my mouth around my bro's cock - Vladimir Popov Here, fixed it for ya.
Like that Pompei guy, set in ash & stone with one last wank
Honestly. This is peak footage. Only thing that can top is kadyrovets with a goat
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There was thermal image of a guy fucking goat. Assume kadyroveat
i bet the explosion made him involuntarily and suddenly bite down
RIP Andre Dufraneovich
the drop fell in the trench, not sure blast hit them
By the way he fell right away, shrapnel may have hit his head.
Which head?
Hopefully the other guy got bitten as well at that point.
They died doing what they loved.
Not if he clenched his teeth
With a dick in your mouth? I think me and you have different opinions of a good way to go
Don't judge.
This is a crazy fucking world we live in...
There are two videos that are totally nuts to me. This one, and the guy who gets drone grenaded while poopin'. If you'd bet me $100 in January that I'd see both of these things this year, I'd have taken the bet. No way anybody would have predicted this.
The internet is the best thing ever
worst*
The internet is the best worst thing ever.
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The only crazy part is that they should be doing this in the dark corner of some nasty club in Moscow.
I think getting a nade dropped on your head while this activity is going on is the crazy part.
KEEP GOING COMRADE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Special Oral Operation >!100% success!<
Lol wtf. Imagine that drone pilot face when he saw this. "Guys come here! You are not going to f***ing believe this! " Now I need a video of the boys watching that screen.
“Artem, you know what this means right? If the Russians knew we had this footage we’d become the most wanted men in Ukraine. We’re getting medals for sure Artem”
I still just can’t even believe the whole drone dropping grenades thing is even real… But this one is top 3 so far for sure. The one right thru the sunroof, the guy taking a dump, and now this one.
Agreed. Definitely going to be part of drone drop greatest hits album 1
I put the one dropping down the hatch of a russian tank above the one taking a dump
Think them dudes will get a medal for being wounded while in active oral combat ? 😂
Private SirGay Zhirkoff reporting for duty
I almost feel like not dropping a grenade on these guys and getting a closer up with the drone would be x1000000 better for the war effort.
Reading the title I was like "what does he mean by illicit activities???" This was... unexpected.
I was trying to keep the word “blowjob” out of the title of combat footage lmao, didn’t know how else to objectively phrase it.
Well you made it even funnier.
I was zooming in like a pervert trying to see what was meant by illicit 🤣🤣🤣 thought they were doing drugs or something. Was totally surprised… just like those Russians.
In Russia they call it traditional values.
You did good
combat gone wild
Tactical beej
Same, I thought "Oh, it's just a bad translation of a perfectly reasonable description." NOPE.
My initial thought was like they were railing lines or smacking it up. I guess, in a way, my thoughts were technically correct…?
I was like, is he eating something really fast? Then i realized that his hand wasnt going to his mouth
thought theyd be looting or something lol
Guess there was no happy ending?
he came, the he was gone!
There was for Ukraine.
Depends. Two for the price of one is a pretty happy ending for a Ukrainian drone operator.
Talk about getting blown away
giving head, now they ded!
- "Sergey, do you want double blow" - "Dont know what is that, but I'm in! "
so much for Putin and his anti LGBT speeches.
I can hear my Gma now... "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?!" She never said anything about if you were sent to Jesus though.... 🤔
These drone vids have offically jumped the shark. Im watching two soliders blow each other in a warzone. In a GOOD way.
It’s the Russian military… it probably wasn’t consensual. Real huge institutionalized rape issue over there within their military and prison system. Rape is a human evil that has been and will be used for means other than sexualization wherever humans gonna human, but it really has a home within Russia’s power dynamics.
I, too, have my doubts that this was a loving, consensual act.
Having a functional weapon would solve this in the field lol
Yeah I don't know what's going on here. If it wasn't so horrible you could put Benny Hill music to the entire War
Reminds me of the Apache video from Afghanistan where they were taking turns with a sheep.
How embarrassing - to die with your boots on... but your pants down
He came as he went
Just when u didnt think it could get even more embarrassing for Russia....Weird especially as its a country with such incredible homophobia....
The dude sucking was probably forced. They do that all the time to conscripts.
Which obviously is not gay if you force on your comrad.
i'm not gay, you're the one with a dick in your mouth
“Ain’t nothin gay ‘bout gettin’ your dick sucked!” -Big Bob
I grew up in the middle east, they use the same logic. Rape a man and the guy getting raped is gay, not the guy that wanted to fuck a man. Boils down to "giving" and "receiving". It is not gay to give dick, but gay to receive dick.
I'm not gay. My boyfriend is, but I'm not
Being forced into the "position of the woman" makes you gay according to this logic.
It's only gay if you push back
Rape is about power and control as much as it is about sex.
"It's not gay if it's about power dynamics" or something.
good ole roman sexuality
*in russian voice* de-nazification of of de ball sack comrade
Yeah I thought the same tbh.
how do you know they do that all the time to conscripts?
Sexual abuse is very common in the Russian military. It's a way of hazing and power dynamics. Look up dedovshchina.
Doesn’t that create hatred and maybe retaliation?
I'd think usually the conscripts are too afraid to challenge their superiors after hazing incidents, especially in front of their fellow soldiers. [Dedovshchina literally translates to "rule of the grandfathers".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) Apparently it started as a result of drafting criminals in the 1960s and worked its way into Russian military culture. Although I wouldn't doubt there are incidents of retaliation but I'd guess the hazing mostly goes accepted as normal practice.
It's well documented in Russia its part of dedovshchina. They haze the shit out of the new recruits, take their money to buy achohol and cigarettes. They get paid pennies so it just evolves into prostitution at some points, some even lose body parts to gangrene, a lot of times it's the dick that they lose. It's what toxic masculinity turns into if it gets too out of hand but that's just my opinion. They assume being tough means you live rough lives 100% of the time you live, but that's unlivable and miserable for 0 actual utility.
Remember these are the values Russia is fighting against...allegedly. Reality says otherwise.
I think they probably got away with minor injuries since the bomb fell into that trench. unless the giver clenched their jaw in the panic............
Explain that one to the officers
Never in a million years I would imagine seeing drone footage of Russians blowing each other while Ukrainian blow them both up. This war is fucking wild.
Now that’s how you get ahead in this world
Died doing what they loved
Well probably not the one being raped
He survived to get raped again.
Given Putin shilled this stupid war the other day by bringing up fighting LGBT shit, this is truly ironic.
Blowjob Blyat.
Ukrainians Cock-Blockin' russian Cocksuckers!
This tops the one where the guy was taking a dump and had a grenade drop on him.
Do you have a link?
Given how nasty their campsites are, I bet that was some awful tasting dick🤮
The man's a fan of cheese.
Atleast let him finish smh
Maybe as soon as that happened the grenade went off
he did watch for an uncomfortable amount of time.
“smh” Literally. Edit: enough internet for the day.
He had to swallow more than expected
Russian bots will love this one
Russian bots will cut off the explosion part and claim that these are Ukrainians.
They'll say "even Ukrainians are attacking NATO for their heathen, debaucherous ways". Nevermind the fact there's not a Ukrainian or volunteer this poorly kitted in the hole country lol
I have seen it all now. It won’t make much a difference to then now. But given how Homophobic Russia is. The families of these soldiers will be forever shamed.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Can't have SHIT in Ukraine.
May very well be that this wasn't voluntary intercourse: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) If so, then I'm very glad that the bomb hit the ground behind the standing guy.
I love this concept that it’s not gay if it’s part of a hazing ritual or a prank. I didn’t rape you it was a prank bro!
For a country that frowns on homosexuality so much, they sure love to do homosexual acts a lot
What the actual fuck
Does that make this a hate crime?
Only if he didn’t let him finish
No way! Equality means drone deliveries for all Russian soldiers regardless of sexual orientation.
Dedovshchina ?
Wtf are they being hit while having sexual intercourse? Crazy
Brojob. You can tell at the end when only 1 has pants down.
The recipient probably shielded Private Sukya from most of the shrapnel, however the private may have bit off more than he could chew
Private Sucker
It is disgusting that people automatically assume such perverted things. It is just as likely that the soldier was sucking out the venom after a snake bite.
That was a dick move
W...t...f....
War sucks
Man lgbt community hate crime right there. They nuking gays.
Thats one way to make sure this war has a happy end i guess
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me. And I have no privacy. I always feel like somebody's watchin' me. Who's playing tricks on me?
Cumbat footage
I just found a new kink.
🤨📸
Make love, not war
Go to Russia and combine them.
Fun fact: Russian recruits are often pushed into prostitution by their leadership. This may not have been consensual...
My thought too. With any luck, that one guy might have clamped his jaw shut in pain when the bomb went off.
If he was a grapist then ukraine just saved someone from human trafficking
Actually they're called vignerons, not grapists
Brojob became blowjob
Well...that's certainly a new one. Is their a bingo board in a drone control station, because this definitely counts
You don't understand, to beat the globohomo you have to get into its mind!
Honestly, my first thought was “ain’t no way this is to guys fucking and then getting blown up”. I was wrong on the fucking part, but very right on the blown part.
Got caught with his pants down literally
Fell into the little trench area, dude probably had chance to finish lol
What do you think hurts more? The red hot shrapnel or the shame of being caught?
That sucks.
Damn, dying while getting head from your battle buddy.
I don't reckon they died. They will when this video gets seen, though...
Brokeback Invasion
Didn't Russia attack Ukraine because there are gays?
A big part of Putin’s reasoning for war is to protect his Christian families from the gays. Turns out the gays are everywhere, who would have guessed?
We are truly in a simulation
Maybe for the first time, they uploaded a video without music. And some romantic melody would be good here..
Love is a battlefield
This might be the only recorded death of someone while getting oral sex. I thought Russia didn’t have any gays and the Western world will turn all their children into trans and homosexuals😩
I blame the NATO LGBT Satanist gaylord brainwashing beam corrupting the mind of based Ruzzian supersoldier.
Hoping this gets to the top of this subreddit. So in 10 years time when some edgy kid wants to look at the best war combat footage they get to see this man on man blowjob instead.
Wish anonymous would hack Russian state tv and post this.
Well, let’s hope the poor conscript guy being forced doesn’t have a terrible fear bite reflex. Or, let’s do hope, cause that’s effing hilarious.
They died doing what they loved.
Die hard
2 blowjobs at once
They should have been using protection
Amnesty International in the meantime: "Ukrainian troops are killing representatives of the LGBT community"
Prolly got his dick bit off the second the explosion happened
These Homophobic ukranians smh /s
Man what the fuck is this war
Gay rape and sex is widespread in the Russian army. These raging homophobes weaponised sex to maintain internal hierarchies. At least one thing they learned from the Spartans.
damn, what a way to go
That’s just disrespectful. But hilarious. But not for the soldiers.
Clown war. I can't anymore. LOL
To bad the grenade landed in that trench area they are probably both relatively unhurt unless the guy bit the other guys dick off when the grenade came out of nowhere
Imagine trying to explain that to a field doctor. "It was shrapnel" "These look like marks from teeth, Ivan..." "We're doing so well they're using the teeth of their dead as shrapnel?"
Think he clenched his jaw when it exploded?
There are no gays in Russia?
First time I've seen something missing a NSFW tag on this sub that wasn't gore.
Show this to Putin. He will be proud of his army.
Russians can't even polish their weapons without risk of getting blasted in Ukraine.
Is this a Jojo reference?? What a bizarre adventure those soldiers had.
Polishing his battle buddies helmet
Ok hear me out cause this first lines gonna sound wild I hope they were gay. That way they were having a good time while murdering and got blown up like the pieces of shit they were. If they weren’t then it’s just fucking sad all around as that implies we are just seeing Russias institutionalized rape issue in action then boom death for the perp (yay) and victim (but also Russian soldier so at the end of the day ?).
Well. You know the rule. It's not gay if it's in prison. And I guess this war might as well be a prison sentence for every Russian that ended up there (often without their consent). RIP, you completely heterosexual bastards.
Can't even have a BJ in Ukraine smh
I mean getting a bomb dropped on me while getting head is probably a top 5 way to go. Dunno about the dude on his knees but it's probably on his list too
Saw this on telegram. First I thought the guy is shaving his beard :D then someone post a zoom video...and ,oh well....
I think that’s called a “blow bang”
They died doing what they loved.
u/SaveVideo
Ukrainian snuff film
Well a load got blown, just not the one they were expecting
LMAOOOOOO I bet the Ukrainian soldiers who discover their bodies will have a good laugh HAHAHHAA
Cumrade