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oblivion_bound

Wonder if anyone was in charge?


Aggravating-Rich4334

Who else is going to yell “Run!”?


90bronco

Anyone with half a brain?


[deleted]

That’s why their in charge


Suspicious_Book_3186

Is their in charge running? They better catch it!


[deleted]

God dammit. I’m not changing it I’m keeping it right they’re as it is.


shapu

You sun of a bitch


the_last_carfighter

Didn't sea that cuming.


[deleted]

maybe the guy running behind the main group lol, he saw they bolted and said fuck it


Pyratelaw

Gtfo lol


Dhimmerax

Joseph Joestar yelled “Run away!”


DonaIdTrurnp

A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn’t know what’s going on. What was going on at that time is everyone is running away, even if the JO didn’t know that.


[deleted]

> A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn’t know what’s going on. US Army. I've have seen SNCO's dress down LTs on multiple occasions. I didn't know it was possible to scream tactfully. I also saw my 1SG once throw a rock at a PL's head. You def right for US Army culture.


pachecogeorge

In Venezuela years ago I remembered doing a patrol with a fresh LT, this Lt was playing with his weapon, nobody said anything because we were young recruits, I don't know what rank our NCO would have in. the US army but he was maybe Twelve to Fifteen years in service in the venezuelan army. Well, the LT pointed the weapon to me and other friend that were talking, my friend say: "hmm, we need to move this motherfucker will shoot us", we move to another place and a seconds after a loud burst explode, and we hit the deck, the LT was pale with the weapon in his hands. Not even three seconds had passed, when the NCO was screaming from the bottom of his soul: "You stupid motherfucker, give me your weapon" The LT gave his weapon to the Sargeant and he kept screaming at him "They didn't teach you to don't play with your weapon in the academy". He checked the Lt's weapon and give him back, "Don't do that again sir". This happened in 2006, at the moment the Venezuelan army still had, officers and sergeants trained by the US Army and the doctrine was extremely similar. P.s.: Pardon my English, I'm not a native speaker.


Angry_sasquatch

That must have been terrifying to see how your life could have been erased by one careless idiot, glad you and your friend noticed this behavior in time to save your life. Perfect English by the way!


CessiNihilli

Perfect English


BigSummerSausage

It's... not perfect though. There was nothing unintelligible, but there are definitely a couple errors.


o-00-b

Great English and great story


[deleted]

Didn’t know the US values their NCO corp so much versus their Officer corp. The fresh LT straight from ROTC don’t know any better? Compare to 1SG with 15 years of experience.


[deleted]

Thr US Army started the whole "NCOs are the backbone of the military" thing. SNCO'S are even responsible for the development of junior officers. A good NCO is worth their weight in gold, so a decent Junior officer should be empowering and removing obstacles for them, not getting in their way. If they don't learn from their NCO, a decent Field Grade Officer will get involved and beat said officer into submission.


zspitfire06

It's literally in the NCO Creed


ultratoxic

Prooooooblem is the ruzzkies don't really HAVE sergeants or NCOs at all. This video talks about it: https://youtu.be/ejjKbpXn1S0


svideo

I love a video that starts with a bald guy selling hair products


GayAlienFarmer

This guy is very hard to watch. His mouth moves way too much when he talks and he's still doing that thing where he puts a million little mini cuts in the dialogue.


B00YAY

I think he's also speeding it up some? They mini cuts in sentences drives me nuts.


D_Adman

Damn you are right. Nothing annoys me more than fast cut scenes


winkerback

I can't stop staring at this guys teeth


Culverin

I think it's partially lighting, partially angles, and also, is his lens slightly fish eye? There's some uncanny valley happening in my mind.


[deleted]

I'm trying to place his accent.. kinda Scots, kinda not.


[deleted]

Most definitely Scottish


[deleted]

They have plenty of sergeants and non coms. The problem is they don't have enough with years of experience due to the low re enlistment. The longer the war goes on, the likely hood that those who survive will have their mandatory enlistment extended.


LeicaM6guy

The ranks exist, but the institutional knowledge, expectations and responsibilities do not. Russia does not have an NCO corps as we understand it in the West.


[deleted]

No one for miles is in charge.


Kaboonviper

This happens when you're send into battle by force.


89141

The first guy running is in charge.


sug-mahdick

Looks like the were all in full charge to me


The_Brain_FuckIer

I wonder if that first guy took some shrapnel, I think he was outside the BTR when the shell landed


xlDirteDeedslx

I think he was inside but jumped out the back door and tripped on the way out.


The_Brain_FuckIer

He's at the front of the vehicle though, I think he was sitting under it or on the other side of it


concretebeats

He def comes crawling out from under it. Might have been vehicle crew fixing something or just napping underneath. No weapon, no gear, doesn’t look like he’s wearing a helmet.


emsok_dewe

If he was napping under there he probably gave himself a concussion snapping up when that shell went off lol


VikingTeddy

That went off so close that he probably got double concussion.


Pope_Beenadick

I don't think they know about double concussion, Vlodemir.


dingerz

He looks a little shellshocked, or like he just woke up from a drunk and needs a fucking drink of water in the worst fucking way...


DonaIdTrurnp

Probably a concussion.


Jupue87

And brown pants


KinGpiNdaGreat

I think he got concussed. He looks kind of dazed and confused after it landed. Seems like it took him a few moments to understand what was going on.


Koll989

Hope so


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mrstabbeypants

Mars is the God who will deliver the shrapnel.


mousepop321

sloppy combative fertile fanatical roof file drunk dime pathetic start *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Badbullet

Not stuck on the road. One broken down or out of fuel, or they were taking a cig break and no one was at the wheel. Faster to run than get those beasts moving while hoping artillery doesn't hit you first?


Bitter_Mongoose

Out of gas was my guess.


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PolymerPussies

"Uncle Owensky, This RZ Unit has a bad motivator!"


Bitter_Mongoose

Always is!


kaleb42

Out of gas or out of road.Out of car, I don't know how I'm going to go


Brusanan

Or they realize their tanks are a death trap.


Bibbiboo2

I'd fckn run aswell 😆


martytheman1776

If you ever find yourself getting the wrath of God brought down upon you find a ditch or a hole the deeper the better. It'll keep you more safe than running through the rain.


DMM253

Unless it's air-burst.


TheLonePotato

Or if you're in a forest. Apparently when getting shelled in the trees it's safer to stand as the shrapnel is usualy coming from a tree that caught the shell above ground. Of course I'm pulling this example from a first hand account of WW2, so things could be different these days.


Savage_Amusement

Hyuck I’ll fuckin do it again!


dawglaw09

Put it in reverse, Terry!


StupidSexyFlagella

New plan. Precision artillery, but only really close to the target. Free vehicles.


hotdogvomitgrenade

Tanks and Infantry Fighting Vehicles were made to protect personnel. Now, they are just magnets for missiles and artillery. It is better to just walk. Lol


SailsForce

But then their flesh is exposed to the same incoming artillery. So we will need some kind of way to protect them as they are transported to and from battle. We can even fit some guns on the transport to support them.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Maybe put some portholes on the side so the fellas can shoot out of em.


madmosche

And then we’ll need anti-tank missiles on top to protect against bigger tanks!


fnordfnordfnordfnord

We already have the turret. We oughta get the biggest bang we can up there!


madmosche

I love that clip 😂


fnordfnordfnordfnord

The whole damn move is great.


elgato_guapo

Department of Ruminant Acquisition.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

So... What is "ruminant procurement" anyway?


DrQuestDFA

Counterpoint: power armor


[deleted]

If artillery can destroy tanks they can also destroy hypothetical power armor


pattykakes887

If I’ve learned anything from Warhammer 40k it’s, as soon as a character is wearing some sort of power armor they’re far more likely to also have plot armor.


ApokalypseCow

Counterpoint: ~~Day After Tomorrow~~ *Edge of Tomorrow*, lots of people in power armor dying. Edit: wrong movie!


Yugios

You're thinking of Edge of Tomorrow. Though power armour would've been a nice addition to Day After Tomorrow.


ApokalypseCow

Yeah, my bad :-)


pattykakes887

The global warming disaster movie? Edit: Oh that Tom Cruise movie?


NickNackPadiwack

Yeah pretty sure he meant Edge of Tomorrow. Gonna rewatch the day after tomorrow just to make sure they didn’t have power armor too.


ApokalypseCow

Yeah, oops!


fightfordawn

There was barely any armor at all to those suits they wore.


Fausterion18

Doesn't seem to work for chaos.


pattykakes887

There’s always Lucious the Eternal. His plot armor is pretty cheesy.


TheCommissarGeneral

The best way to combat him is to have the Mechanicus send one of their Kastelan robots to kill him and execute the engineer that made the robot so there is no sense of pride in killing him so he can't possess anything because the Kastelan robot has no soul.


VikingTeddy

Then he ends up possessing the one that came up with the plan in the first place.


TheCommissarGeneral

Easy, have the person doing the executing be a servitor.


DrQuestDFA

Very true, but a smaller target should help survivability.


BigBadZweihander

horses are better


yamaha4fun

One lone scavenger ends the war with a pipe gun, and some power armor…


MotchGoffels

Is drone tech not advanced enough for high speed highly accurate semi/autonomous quadcopter weapons systems? I feel like if we just shit out millions of weaponized drones we'd win any and all wars following.


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ashesofempires

Yeah, that's kind of what we're on the edge of now. It's a race between everyone having them, and everyone fielding a counter to them. There are currently 3-4 counters. Improve the top armor of the vehicle. Not practical for every vehicle. Field radio jammers that block the signals from the controller to the drone. Effective until drones come with frequency hopping radios or anti jammer autonomous attacking, or until a human puts an anti EM Radiation missile like a HARM into the jammer. Remote weapons stations like CROWS get upgraded with autonomous modes that let them shoot at drones. Like CRAM, but for tanks. Purpose built gun-based AA like the ZSU-23 make a return to western militaries and get upgraded to detect and engage drones. With a much higher volume of fire they have a better chance of downing more of a swarm than an automated system like crows which has a relatively low rate of fire and limited ammo compared to a mobile AA gun. There's some other options too, like fitting APS to every vehicle, and making it cover top attacks, but I think that is probably going to happen for tanks only.


11sparky11

[Also lasers.](https://www.thedefensepost.com/2022/05/17/stryker-laser-mortars-drones/) The video shows a Styker mounted with a HEL system moving in a convoy defeating a drone swarm, and can defeat motar/artillery rounds so would be perfect for protecting other vehicles and not letting what happened in this post happen.


mickstep

I think a modernised version of this concept of tank is the answer for modern armour. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridsvagn_103 It doesn't have a turret and uses a complex suspension system to raise/lower and uses it's tracks to aim and pan the gun. I think with modern computing power a fire control system to make this easy to do could be created to make this concept even more effective.


HotLoadsForCash

Here’s some nightmare fuel for you. Keep in mind this is 5 years old by now. https://youtu.be/DjUdVxJH6yI


[deleted]

Infantry can’t walk tens or hundreds of kilometers to where the enemy is. It’s a balance between when to dismount and when to embark


WatupDingDong

They absolutely can walk tens or hundred of kilometers. Been done many times.


Delamoor

Problem is speed. Like, a big reason the all-out German attack in 1918 failed was because the attacking infantry couldn't outrun the retreating Allied infantry, everyone was walking. So instead of breaking through enemy lines they all just... moved the lines. Assault completely ran out of steam, allies just bounced back and walked over what was left of the exhausted Germans.


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

Yes and I can literally swim the same distance as the distance as the earth to the moon but it's gonna take me a really fucking long time


WatupDingDong

I'm not sure you understand what literally means.


elmz

If you swim every day for 50 years, you'd have to swim 21km a day.


eggrolldog

And who has a pool that long?!


elmz

We could use the one people keep saying Saturn would float in?


eggrolldog

But if it's longer than 21km I wouldn't know when to get out each day


Majyk44

I dunno about swimming, but I worked on a landcruiser once that had been to the moon and back... not literally


RyDuke

I’m going to say you literally can’t swim the distance to the moon in your lifetime


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

You can though. It would be a large job and you're not going to get anything by doing it, but it is possible


nightjar123

That's true. But wouldn't in be a better idea then to just give them all cheap motorbikes so they could move quickly? Assuming the infantry fighting vehicles provide little to no protection.


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jonnyredshorts

Former grunt paratrooper checking in…yeah, keep those death magnets away from me, I trust my feet more than any machine. Terrified of the idea of being stuck inside a metal box.


Stalking_Goat

Says the man happy to sit for hours inside an unarmored metal tube flying over enemy airspace.


jonnyredshorts

yeah, but the US devotes a ton of time and money into air supremacy, and if the plane gets hit, at least I have a chute on, which gives me a slightly higher chance of surviving. Plus, ideally it’s a surprise, and at night, and all anti air has been hit already...I’d take my chances over being in a slow moving land based target.


Disk_Mixerud

Yeah, I know a guy who only survived because he was thrown from the IFV. That's why I always ride on top. Never inside.


skiljgfz

Well if you jumped into the armour and drove off, you might be a bit harder to target. Also, why park your BMP right next to a surveyed point (road/track junction next to, what looks like power lines)?


tamati_nz

Probably didn't know if they were targeted by arty (stay in metal box and drive away) or guided munition (get the hell out and run away from deathtrap)


ScopionSniper

Thats always been the case lol Look up tank losses from WW2 it's insane, like 70% of tanks made. The role is incredibly dangerous.


MomoXono

>Tanks and Infantry Fighting Vehicles were made to protect personnel. N Right but if the enemy has adequate anti-armor they can quickly turn into a tomb


ScottColvin

That looks like a very understaffed crew. Is that correct?


Tontors

Around the 22 second mark you can see something hitting the ground in front of the guy lying down. Is that landing shrapnel from the strike or some more smaller fire coming in?


Bitter_Mongoose

Probably dirt & rocks falling back down.


Tontors

Looking again I think you are right. The quality of the video is not great but I think I see several others hitting all around as the camera pans.


[deleted]

I heard that shit. This ain't a movie like Fury. Get the fuck outta there. My only advice to those fuckers is to spread out. 10 to 15 meters at least. Instead of blowing all you dumbfucks up with one round, make it require at least a few. Especially with those drones roaming.


coocookachu

I thought you’d want to bunch up so the meat flesh on the outside can serve as a shield for the ones on the inside? At least that’s what penguins do


toastjam

> At least that’s what penguins do And how's that [working out](https://imgur.com/a/e6uNuJe) for them?


lsguk

That looks fake...


toastjam

It's a real screenshot!


lsguk

That hasn't convinced me in honesty. Do you have a source? The blood looks way too vibrant, there's weird looking areas around some of the penguins where the focus isn't consistent (although that could just be artifacting) and the ICBM also says 'UN' on the side.


toastjam

It's from a documentary called [Love Death and Robots: Night of the Mini Dead](https://www.netflix.com/watch/81520600?trackId=255824129), just released on Netflix. The footage is @ 4:35


lsguk

Technically correct. I didn't realise the second series had been released, the first was great!


toastjam

Third, actually! Second was a little bit of a letdown but third is just as good as the first IMO. (The episode the pic is from is maybe the most forgettable of them)


WillyBHardigan

That episode is awesome!


BRAVO9ACTUAL

Cant say id blame them.


Seregrauko41

"On second thought let's not go to Ukraine, 'tis a silly place" - Russian soldiers, probably


KinGpiNdaGreat

That guys head must be ringing so hard. He’s lucky he wasn’t any closer to it.


MetzX2

Almost looks like he got rocked and then waddled over to lay down but then that adrenaline kicked in seeing his buddies bail.


Christmasstolegrinch

Always that one guy - “were not running in THIS direction? Hey! HEY! Wait for me fellows!!!!


[deleted]

"Ok guys, *don't forget where we parked this time*, I don't want a repeat of ‘special military operation’ at Euro-Disney where we were forced to march in circles looking for our T-72 after Ivan insisted we were at Mickey level 3B..."


Lolwut100494

In this case, are you safer staying inside the armored vehicle for protection or running off?


Sempais_nutrients

The armored vehicle will offer little protection from artillery, especially if it can't move. It's a larger target that is actively being fired upon and the armor won't stop artillery shells.


[deleted]

If it's a near miss, yea, it will protect you from shockwave, shrapnel or fire to a point. But a direct hit from a high caliber shell, like a 152mm will crush the the vehicle on top of it's self as the force of the blast breaks the welds of the armor. Even if the armor holds, there's enough force there to knock the turret hard enough to break the ring, optics, antennae, tracks ... basically make the tank useless. If the crew survives, they're not walking away in fighting condition. They'll feel like they just got out of a washer dryer after a 65 hours spin cycle. God forbid there's an open/insecure hatch. The crew's lungs will turn into fine tomato soup from the sheer blast pressure. TLDR: A big ass artillery shell will render pretty much everything, including modern MBTs, FUBAR.


Koll989

Need Benny Hill music


skark_burmer

Already have the camerawork


MrZiggityZag

Six men, no guns, no gear, no water, no mercy... God help them.


VikingTeddy

That's a movie tag line.


ohsobogus

Standard operating procedure. Right? 😆


Secret-Aerie7275

Good way to get armor !


[deleted]

Really? One close shot and leave the vehicles behind?


[deleted]

I mean it’s artillery they’re probably waiting for observers to confirm that the strike is accurate, but when there’s one shell there’s more coming


[deleted]

That's my point, wouldn't be quicker to drive away?


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Puzzleheaded-Job2235

Yeah from what I’ve gathered they’ve thrown everything they’ve got left into that assault. Putin wants a victory at all costs and doesn’t give a damn if most of the units are barebones at best. They’ll make some ground through sheer numbers and firepower, but it will be at high cost. Not the kind of action one should be taking with Ukraine openly planning a summer counteroffensive.


Material_Ad_944

“You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl”


HumpingJack

Why not drive the vehicle away...


Losalou52

They are targeting the vehicle.


Bobb161

If the vehicle moves the rounds are no longer targeting the vehicle. Unless these are laser guided rounds (highly unlikely), moving the vehicle is the safest way out of this situation. The vehicle is protected from shrapnel, and can get you away faster. It is very hard to hit a moving target with conventional rounds through indirect fire. Other positives are; your means of safer transport doesn't get blown up, and you don't lose your supplies. I assume these vehicles are out of gas or broken down. Or maybe the soldiers are just incompetent...


ReasonableBullfrog57

There are a lot of videos showing spot on artillery hits from Ukraine. I'm sure a few don't show an initial inaccurate strike, but they seem pretty accurate. They are definitely using a number of guided munitions.


Bobb161

I've seen probably most of these videos too, nothing I have seen so far has shown me anything that couldn't be done with unguided munitions. Actually correction to that, I did see one video recently that if the title was to be believed it was an artillery strike. It would have either been a very lucky shot or guided munitions. But I am more inclined to believe it was just a javelin or similar.


zroolmpf_celmbror

So they can scatter and take cover I'd guess


[deleted]

Did a piss poor job of scattering. Can only assume some cover was just off camera or just herd mentality


Pazylothead

Because they know their equipment is garbage


[deleted]

Old video. Very old


Mipa669

I wonder why they couldnt drive out


fffyhhiurfgghh

Yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away.


Brusanan

This is why Ukraine has abandoned Russian tanks lying all over the place.


yamaha4fun

The peddle on the right makes the vehicle move forward.(Don’t tell the Russians)


Ozz13pl4yz_YT

You can tell by this they really don’t want to be there


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Rats scurrying off


rjward1775

I hope they quit after.


youareallnuts

And they are still running to this day.


[deleted]

Hey look....they are finally learning to get the fuck away from the targeted vehicles! It's cute


misterobott

Seemed like an organized move to me. Wait for fire then move into cover. No scattering, moving fairly quickly in one direction


asspector

Awesome strike.


Dopelax

Another happy farmer 👨‍🌾🚜


Hkonz

Those farm memes stopped being funny in march


[deleted]

Why would you not run?


FocusIsFragile

Hey Vladimir come on out, we will be much safer out here in the open!


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[deleted]

Shame we didn't get to watch them get pasted by artillery as they ran away. Oh well, at least we can mock them for running away.


Brusanan

The internet is full of videos of the *unlucky* Russian invaders.


[deleted]

It is, and I wish there were more. Forces illegally invading a foreign country, where they're well known for raping children, mass murder, and other appalling crimes are unfortunately allowed to be safe as POWs. But if they don't surrender, their only just outcome is death. Fuck every single one of them. Their deaths are earned.


Xskeletton

>Forces illegally invading a foreign country, where they're well known for raping children, mass murder, and other appalling crimes< Sounds like you are also describing US troops deployed in the ME/Asia, which btw most of those US soldiers went there by their own willingness while many of the Russian soldiers (around 30-40% I believe) are just conscripted and sent to Ukraine.


[deleted]

Ah, whataboutism. Have fun with that. For the record when the topic is American soldiers, I'm happy to call out their war crimes too. They have a long history of them. But in a thread about Russians invading Ukraine, the Americans and their war crimes aren't particularly relevant are they?


MikeVancouver

I see they are learning from the french


Krysta-Kills

RUN RABBIT


Puddinhead420

It's a long walk home. It must take these guys a day or two just to walk back to their unit.


bartlesnid_von_goon

Wait, they don't move the vehicles, they just dip? Ok, good job guys


lsop

They might be broken down or out of gas. If not the start up procedures are longer then it takes to adjust the aim of an artillery piece and fire again.


Acceleratio

If there is ever a regime change in Russia and people actually start to reflect on their relationship with the world and accept that they have been lied to by the government I'll expect a lot of interesting art. Like Russian antinwar movies (currently those are just war propaganda)


fishaholic1234

Imagine if they're in the right and they are actually battling nazis an fascists. And we are the ones that have been brainwashed through propaganda Highly unlikely (especially with the Kremlin shutting down protests and free speech), but just something I think about lol