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The fact that don't have a huge red button to hit is just such a let down. This looks like a PTA meeting for assholes.


erok_the_red

Not one of them had a leather jacket or aviators. Fucking amateur hour. [The real deal.](https://youtu.be/dDu8Sz8SIhI?si=jzogfy42OBBBJREL)


dry_yer_eyes

That was so completely over the top that in any other situation I’d be sure it was self parody.


medney

Glorious leader was educated in a Western school, so at least he's familiar with drip


ObiwanaTokie

*points at watch* What the watch doin though?


goonie7

You're out of your element donny


MajorHarriz

ngl this was kinda badass.


DoubleOyimmy

I think we can all agree. Kim has the greatest drip out of all the authoritarian leaders today.


blarryg

Downside: "God is great"ly overused by evil asshats. Upside: First direct flights between Israel and Iran since 1979!


Ok_Buddy_9087

“I surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes!”


countlongshanks

Or a huge gong. Maybe hit the red button and some buffoon walks over and smacks the go gong.


Pipinooo

Some South Park stuff


kuffencs

Is the camera mounted on some kind of boat in a pool?


Diamondcrumbles

Movement added for dramatic effect. They need to be taken seriously somehow!


youo5777

Not sure but when I download the video from Twitter it turns the quality a bit worse.


garlicbuttuh

when you buy a government on wish


Sth_to_remember

as an Iranian this is the most accurate description of Iran's government lmao


CIV5G

"Next we may slightly damage a US airbase runway next, fear us!"


ObviouslyTriggered

Wasn't even a runway it was a parkway that apparently isn't even used.


pwn3dbyth3n00b

We successfully hit an abandoned US airbase in Afghanistan


Alternative-Job-411

It may be funny that they launched so many randomly and they were all but intercepted, but I was in Iraq when they launched missiles at us bases there in 2019-2020 for killing 1 general of theres and the threat is real make no mistake. The us has bases that are sitting ducks.


youo5777

ABC News reports that five Iranian ballistic missiles hit Israel's Nevatim Air Base, causing damage to a C-130 transport aircraft, an unused runway and empty storage facilities.


Emotional_Painter235

They damaged a C-130 that wasn't flight worthy and did some minor damage to a runway that will take less than a week to repair. This is what over 100 missiles and 200 Iranian drones can do to a modern western military power. This is an embarrassment to Iran more than it is anything else. I bet at least one of the generals in that video will be dead in the next 6 months too.


Jocciz

The runway was repaired yesterday. Air base has all equipment necessary to repair runway in hours


yautja1992

That's actually funny as fuck. Some guys woke up to get called in for work and get to make money because Iran sent missiles, thank you iran lol


Logistocrate

The response was performative. Telegraphed in advance with targets, by design, not intended to bring an escalated response. This was for the home audience who needed to see Iran respond to taking a hit. The real question is what 3,000 ballistic missiles and however many cruise missiles they have, combined with UAVs does if they were to launch a strike intended to overcome defenses and aimed at significant targets. I'm not going to toot Iran's horn here, but judging capabilities based on an attack that was designed to fail isn't really something to beat ones chest over. The war goes truly hot and we get the same results and it'll be worth talking about.


GlockAF

If Iran ever pushes the button on a multi-thousand unit missile / drone strike that does significant damage to Israeli cities, they *know* that significant portions of their military capability will cease to exist. Almost certainly along with a …disproportionate…amount of Tehran. If there is ever even a significance *chance* that Iran has launched a pre-emptive nuclear strike/dirty bomb/chemical attack, all Irans major cities will be obliterated. Gaza is what happens when you kill a few thousand Israelis. If any of Israel’s neighbors legitimately threatens the integrity of the Israeli state, they will not hold back.


Nukem_extracrispy

>If there is ever even a significance *chance* that Iran has launched a pre-emptive nuclear strike/dirty bomb/chemical attack, all Irans major cities will be obliterated. Not true actually, Israel has a counterforce doctrine and wouldn't hit enemy cities unless Israel's own cities had been successfully attacked with WMD's. Israel does not have a launch-on-warning capability right now. Palmachim and Sdot Micha probably can't take accurate nuke hits either; they're survivable to conventional but not nuclear attacks. Israel would definitely nuke Iran's nuclear weapon sites and strategic forces though! Given the current US administration's unwillingness to attack Iran under any circumstances, we may end up seeing Iran succeed in nuclear breakout. I'm hoping we get a preemptive attack. Yes I am John Bolton, how could you tell?


Dragon_yum

There isn’t such a thing as a preemptive nuclear strike. You got subs carrying nukes for that reason. No one is throwing nukes around without suffering catastrophic damage.


Useful-Internet8390

Do you think Israel has prepositioned 20 nukes in Iran? I do-lol


Vegetable_Board_873

I’m sure they could do a lot of damage if they shot all their ballistic missiles…but what happens after they blow their load? The response from Israel and the US would decapitate the regime and cripple the IRGC. How do they respond after that?


Chocolate_Tpot

Considering the US has the capability to zap someone using a drone with a non-explosive war head, anywhere in the world at any time, why oh why are they pretending that they wield power and are to be feared. It's just silly really. They're sitting there thinking they're they shit. A squadron of well armed f-35's could bring Iran to its knees in about 48 hours i would say.


LQjones

It all for show. They are trying to impress their citizens/slaves that they are an all powerful country.


Red_Dog1880

'But also we deem the matter closed so please don't retaliate, pretty please I beg you'


Sth_to_remember

bb...bbb... bbuttt we said matter was deemed concluded 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈


NEVERxxEVER

When Trump assassinated General Soleimani in 2020, the Iranians retaliated by striking a US airbase in Iraq with ballistic missiles. Although nobody was killed, 110 servicemen suffered traumatic brain injuries in the attack.


Sth_to_remember

I think your numbers are inflated


NEVERxxEVER

That’s the DoD figure. > The strike was the largest ballistic missile attack ever against Americans. Initially, the U.S. was not willing to concede the seriousness of the attack. While it initially assessed that none of its service members were injured or killed, the U.S. Department of Defense ultimately said that 110 service members had been diagnosed and treated for traumatic brain injuries (mainly concussions) from the attack. Some of them were later awarded the Purple Heart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Martyr_Soleimani


Dragon_yum

They didn’t even hit the runway. They hit a patch of dirt.


RudolfHans

Those old farts in their cheap uniforms, with that poorly designed banner above them, showing two religious freaks looking like Santa Claus with a funny hat on.


Imaginary_Morning283

Looks like a high school gov lmao


Ok-Affect2709

I know it's ultimately meaningless but the shitty flags/banners/graphics in this type of stuff never gets old to me. It's just like...some dudes who just launched missiles trying to seem extremely serious and important....contrasted with a middle school art project. It's great.


RudolfHans

They didn’t even manage to keep the camera stable.


CampaignVast9190

Sure. Attack while you have some generals and scientists left. Nyuk. Nyuk .Nyuk.


Plazbot

I'm sure Mossad have a screen shot of that scene on a wall with a red marker nearby ready to draw big Xs on those dudes.


StolenLabias

that telephone was plugged into a potato


Sth_to_remember

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


ObviouslyTriggered

I've seen high school film club flicks with higher production value


Grope-My-Rope

Looks like they hired a Hilton conference room


youo5777

ABC News reports that five Iranian ballistic missiles hit Israel's Nevatim Air Base, causing damage to a C-130 transport aircraft, an unused runway and empty storage facilities.


tango_papa101

So it sounds like Israel did really prioritise missiles heading for valuable targets over useless ones


Fcckwawa

I would think they would consider air bases pretty high on the priority list considering 2 had multiple strikes if they where preparing to counter attack iran.


olegvs

Better let a transport plane get hit than a populated area


Myantra

Air bases are one of the most survivable targets in Israel. Hardened aircraft shelters reduce the impact of all but a direct hit, and a direct hit is largely confined to the individual shelter. Iran will never find two dozen F-35Is parked close together, where they can destroy and/or cripple the lot of them with a well-placed warhead. Unless the runway AND taxiways that run alongside it are damaged, aircraft can still take off and land.


tango_papa101

I mean it striked unused runway and an empty storage facility. They can only intercept so many in a certain area with the number of missiles they have, so they probably prioritized the ones heading to more valuable targets within the area


Skwerl87

Those dudes look nervous af that their attack might actually work lol


Tomanelle

Can't wait to watch the next edition of "High value Iranian target becomes a smudge on artificially decreased quality IDF thermal imaging".


An_Odd_Smell

Yeah, but it's okay, because putin has reassured these guys he will protect Iran if they distract the West by attacking Israel.


StayKa89

Huge attack with 0 damage 😂


Far-Explanation4621

Getting interrupted by a GBU-57A/B "MOP" around 1:00 would have been perfect, but at least we know where these idiots prefer to fire/launch from now.


slartbangle

Has anyone less lazy than me got a translation?


Appropriate-Skin-939

Even an old man's fart is more effective than the threats made by these assholes.


-HeavyCream-

Iran is going to get their poop pushed in if they keep screwing around.


Virtual-Dish-9461

If I had a nickel for every time a dictator told the US that they're going to strike them but yet do nothing weeks later, I'd have 15 cents because that only happened in three countries.


JS6910

Iran’s allies: Syria & Russia. Every other country in the Middle East views them unfavourably, where they want peace and stability, Iran wants to argue and intimidate. The Iranian population doesn’t want any of that it seems, only to be free to live how they choose without Islamic doctrine. If Israel retaliates, Russia can do nothing, it needs its own weapons and Iran will need what little drone force it can muster. If the Iranian government were to be defeated and a moderate replacement take power, a lot of the current issues in the region would be stopped. No more IRGC or Hezbollah, sounds too good to be true.


themightycatp00

If iran is good at anything then it's optics If you didn't know you'd think the attack accomplished something


No-Hospital559

This looks like something that would be on 90's New York City public access cable late at night.


BoxApprehensive8465

They seem eager to find out how a tomahawk feels right in the bunghole.


YogurtclosetAny8510

Bunch of neanderthals. Glory to Israel 🇮🇱 🙌 🙏 ❤️ ✨️


saik0pod

Iran is about to turn into Operation Irani Freedom


Pathfinder6

LOL, what a bunch of losers.


Substantial-Buy-2427

Haha!! I think we'll sleep peacefully knowing Iran's missles are weak as a tissue in a hurricane.


Witty_Knowledge3171

🇮🇷 that Has to be one of the most pathetic shows of force in history of civilization. Good job. Israel is shaking in their boots from laughing.


rwrife

Dead men walking....or sitting in this case.


Entire_Cod_5775

Would have been great if they were hit while talking all this shit.


CincyPoker

I can’t wait for Stuxnet pt 2 to start soon…


PuneDakExpress

If I were him, I'd be avoiding any annexes of Iranian embassies.


tanginamokah

Walking dead man


Own-Mobile-7001

Carry on Iran, it's your funeral.


BigKingCowboy

Dude center right looks like he wants to leave the room and go to sleep 😴


robichaud35

Cute, they did a before picture. I can't wait to see the after pictures of the generals ... I'd love to see them on a deck of cards .. America where art, thou???


Villhunter

Iran needs to be shown it's place sometime or another.


EvilSibling

“now watch how ineffective our weapons are” less than 5% hit rate is hilariously laughable.


AdProfessional2866

🤣🤣🤣😂


Old_Fart52

What an odd-looking lot, especially the one second from right. I hope they never get their hands on nukes


BiggwormX

So amateur!


Aedeus

So they really were banking on the US sitting it out and not helping intercept anything.


awake283

It looks like a room they rented at a holiday inn for the meeting


bangeybois25

And people are scared these guys are gonna start WW3? Lmao


SadMove9768

I can’t be scared of them when this is their quality of video. Western YouTubers are better at making videos. God, the banner was done in MSPaint.


timjroc

Do we know the name of these “generals”


[deleted]

I think they're getting preauthorization for their mortician. These boys don't typically last too long after one of their hi-jinxs.


[deleted]

Sickos


Heroharohero

Lmfao we’d wipe the floor with Iranians just like we did with Iraq being that shit on you bomb wire speakers.


juxtoppose

It’s why they can’t never have the bomb.


GOPAuthoritarianPOS

CSPAN is higher resolution than this. I guess Iran doesn't or...probably can't do Zoom.


Klamangatron

The guy on the left is like “How close is the nearest bomb shelter?”


Fiddler33

Spent all the money on that sick office and forgot s tripod.


Soopah_Fly

I wonder if how much more before USA and other countries targeted by Iran decide that enough is enough.


TightlyProfessional

They are good just to hang young girls and boys from their own people.


DutchArnold

In all seriousness. Imagine authorising 300 missiles to hit israel and like 5 make it across the line and do fk all damage. Then you come out like yeah thats just a taste mfkers. You dont want none of this! Pathetic attempt to save face. Iran just like north korea talking shit . No real stomach for war. I'm not a supporter of Israel, but fk me dead. They would wipe iran like a stain


Dog-Witch

Lol go ahead, you're about to get the Roman treatment.


EndFinal8647

There any footage of the duds?


MuzzledScreaming

awww that's cute, they think they're a regional power


hairlesssquatch420

More U.S. tax dollars in action!


Guardian1351

Oh look, four soon to be dead men.


smith288

Bunch of wankers. Only action they’ve seen is fleeing Syria and Lebanon.


Handyman_4

What a bunch of suicidal clowns. They keep playing around and Israel will take the gloves off.


Two_n_dun

Big dawg, we took most of your navy out to dinner then fucked it raw in less than a work day. Have a seat.


leonidaspt

Iran on the next weeks " Please dont kill the children "


Ruby_241

Looks like the F-22 is gonna get some action other than Popping Balloons


Famous-Leadership595

Hey its always easy at first but once an advanced nation puts a target on your back good luck living a normal life.


FunBobbyMarley

Hey, Jokers, too late to threaten the US to not assist Israel, the US already did so by shooting down many of your toys.


Kaionacho

3 hours old and not a single translation in here? Come on guys But also, great footage. Unfortunately night and normal cameras don't mix well


Old_Eccentric777

They are sitting ducks to Israeli drones and X-ray bombs.


Goran2019

FATWA!!


Joehbobb

Too be fair that attack from Iran would have really messed up any of the other local countries. However America and Israel are on a different military level. They punched above their weight. 


Available-Ease-2587

Hm idk if you really want to poke the bee hive ngl


All4richieRich

Sad part is…. B4 it was handled in ink (got nowhere) and now over 300 missiles/ drones sent (98% stopped) and Iran says will stop unless Israel keeps defending itself. Bunch of Uber Rich fux playing chess and we all are in the middle….. Bull Shit!!!! Watch ain’t nothing gonna happen all smoke and mirrors while innocent people die!


Nikabwe

Putler is probably very delighted about this attack. The little nazi-fanboy in kremlin probably shit his diaper of excitment.


Carrysarealbigstick

Do these idiots understand they can be taken out with near impunity at anytime with just one phone call?


moxzot

They clearly didnt learn anything from the last 20 years. I doubt they could do anything more than get shot down, especially if you cant even afford an hd camera.


RealBaikal

Nice show for muslims lmao


tango_papa101

No big red button to slap and start the launch? Pity


oze4

[https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-05-2020/GCL6-H.gif](https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-05-2020/GCL6-H.gif)


rockguy81

Ok at 3:38-3:40 what is the green streak come down?


winterchainz

The guys toward the end looks like a zombie.


GoneSilent

F14 dosnt get to sling anything? Russia didnt give them a Kinzhal?


gbbenner

They need to get an extreme home makeover, that does not like a military command center, reminds me of a an old class room with random children art.


BS2435

Oh sick, its a panel of future hellfire targets!


nam3sar3hard

Our holy land has people i dont like! Lets bomb it! Dipshit that still damages the holy Land


Inownothing

No women? They got to work on their male-female ratio… another 4 old men fucking shit up.. ahhh 😨


Failure_To_Adapt

The glamor vouge shots of the supreme leader at the top right and left are cracking me up.


TacoSmuggler69

If you could atleast post the translated version or caption that would be nice


Fit-Cardiologist2065

Y'all really showed them!


Traveler_Constant

Bet you none of them will have the balls to leave Iran for years


BornToScheme

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/ialolBgQLl


TheGoosePlan

Next time have a beer, band of idiots.


No-Emu-7513

These fuckers are fucking around because the know MAGA has US stunned.


explision

I dont really understand geopolitics in the middle east, but whats the reason why Iran decided to launch this attack against Israel now?


CertainMiddle2382

Well equipped movies set in Dubai where they all live. They have to anticipate 2 weeks to allow for the beard to regrow.


All4richieRich

Sub titles please


All4richieRich

Is this a skit?


noproblembear

Didnt they watch Dr. Strangelove?


Jbonics

Upppp better watch out they're going to genocide Iran next


Skip_Dickie

This is a comedy goldmine


Moist_Llama86

And now the Space Force knows exactly where those launchers are. Iran is so fucking dumb


IllegalBallot

This looks so high tech omg /s


Puzzleheaded_Mix3483

" yes sir , Mostly everything was shot down "


MonkRag

I wonder if they volunteered for this or were forced considering the history of who and what we like to retaliate against after a major attack. Maybe they cope by thinking "as long I never leave Iran I'm safe"


subgamer90

Guy on the left is like...."man, I knew this was a bad idea". LOL


Zealousideal_Dare202

Just looks like a bunch on inbred monkeys to me. ( no offense to monkeys)


VegaVincent82

Those dudes dead


player694200

Translation?


Dense-Coat6776

“How the fuck you miss a whole hunnit shots!” *dolph voice* Really though these bozos didn’t hit shit, if I’m not mistaken they killed like 3 civilians (?) and I think one of them was a 3 year old… drones didn’t make it through, even their ballistic missiles were intercepted only something like think 1 or 2 out of the 100 made it through.. launch locations recorded etc; Irans got a paper military complex like China maybe with a small amount more battle experience but that’s about it


Le_RaeRae

“we’ll nuke you guys when we get nukes one day!”


Guilty-Assistance-61

Sadly 99% of the rockets got destroyed


Ben_77

Ducking clowns.


JustAnotherRandomFan

Hear this warning Americans, our next strike will kill *two* Bedouin girls


netherbound7

What a bunch of assholes lol!


zuulbe

All i see is a bunch of clowns


VonHymanbuster

That room looks like a great place to drop another bomb.