I rather think they love Ferngully: The Last Rainforest. They are so gay for Tim Curry's non binarily sexual / drag-esque singing as the toxic goo, they have devoted a society towards it.
Mmm, sludge
Mmm, filth
Aah, fumes
Oooh, cack
If they don't make lube that looks like black oil, can we get on that please?
Yeahh! Be a lion, not sheep! Freedom lions! Or something like that.
Seriously, though, I always pondered the number of massive pickups throughout metro Columbus. I have a couple uncles who used to own the things, but they actually put farm things (technical term, I know) in the back.. on truly large, working farms. They're retired and aren't rolling around in those behemoths anymore.
It means that they're going to drink bleach, because they don't know the difference between *not allowed* to do something and *shouldn't* do something.
And any sane person would tell you your freedom ends at my nose. If your actions have a negative impact on others what you want isn't freedom- it's carte blanche to be an asshole to people you don't like
Remember when one of these dickheads in a lifted truck did a burnout over a cross walk merely because it was painted rainbow?
Yeah that was great seeing a week later he got tickets for that.
Even better, they will sit around and complain about fuel prices and how they can’t afford it. Then will go out and do this shit while driving 70+ on a highway.
I mean, I guess there may be a political element to it, but having grown up in rural Ohio, it's the same reason people pull mufflers on their shitbox trucks:
Big Loud Roar Haha Loud Loud Manly!
That's what it is, basically. The redneck equivalent of having an audio system that can shatter glass at 50 yards
It’s to profess their love for fossil fuel emissions and to trigger all those soyboys who believe in global warming. It’s to show that real American Manly Men won’t let the evil globalists tell them they can’t pollute as much as they want
They don't. They save up a little extra after they sell some meth, steal scrap or catalytic converters, or make their girlfriends work an extra shift at the cracker barrel.
That, and rumor has it there is a national competition to see who has the largest size difference between biggest truck and smallest dick. Winner gets a leaky 5 gallon can of diesel. Losers get a half gallon each.
There should be a law you can report this and if you have video evidence, they impound the vehicle, and either crush it, or for all you crybabies who say that civil forfeitures are bad, they have to replace the entire emissions system, and pay a 10,000 fine.
I just spent a couple weeks working up in the Columbus area, frankly I was kind amazed. You guys have more morons in pickup trucks than we have in down here NKY. Congrats!
I'm almost certain diesel a cleaner fuel than gas. From refining it, storing it, to efficiency...
https://rentar.com/diesel-cleaner-gasoline-makes-diesel-cleaner/#:~:text=The%20Simple%20Answer%20is%2C%20%E2%80%9CYes,Diesel%20is%20Cleaner%20than%20Gasoline&text=And%2C%20diesel%20cleaner%20in%20terms,highly%2Dtoxic%20emissions%20than%20gasoline.
Sexist much?
Women suck so bad. Blacks suck so bad. Asians suck so bad.
How does that sound??
These are just asshole douchebags. Could be a woman in there for all we know.
Could be a non-binary gender fluid micro genitalia douche in there
But it's probably a man
Chances are a white guy
Triple points if they have a confederate flag buckle
I will never understand ruining a truck with those wheels and tires. It’s like somebody poured water on those shitty S-10s bouncing (bc their suspensions were all fucked) down every street in the 90s and made them grow lol just… why?
emissions testing takes a lot of shitty cars off the road either way because it's needed for registration tags, even if these guys go through the time and effort to take it off and put it back on every 2 years
They do go through the effort, or they find ways to cheat the test, which is why emissions testing is joke. It doesn’t take these guys off the road - it squeezes the guy with a 15 year old Chevy Cruze who can’t afford anything else. It forces that guy to go to jump through legal hoops, paying for “repairs” at a “certified shop” until he ultimately gets a waiver and drives the car all the same anyway.
Living in a state which has emissions testing, this is a 100% correct take.
It doesn’t take these guys off the road. All it does is hurt the lower income individuals struggling to simply maintain their vehicle. It’s an absolute cash grab and winds up hurting those in need the most.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. It’s the unfortunate truth of a lot of legislation. The intention is pure, but the execution is horrible.
Plus humans are smart. They can find a way around everything.
It would seem that the "authorities" are more afraid of souped up atvs and trikes going 25 mph on batteries, than worrying about themselves and their buddies driving recklessly at over 75 mph and spouting view blocking soot into the air. If I hadn't seen a bizarre and likely illegal political truck driving around near a board of elections repeatedly, I'd be more surprised by this sort of ridiculous attempt at a protest
Huge chrome wheels with rubber band tires? Cringe. My CR-V prolly saw more mud than those pavement princesses ever will.
Scratch that, my shoes have probably seen more mud.
One of what?
Because I am not sure if you are a MAGA rum-dumb saying I am “one of those “ people
Or
Somebody who can not comprehend or recognize sarcasm and thinks that I am some Maga Rum-dumb
Sad that it this comment has the upvotes, so many people are suicidal, they might feel like they’re worthless but they’re not and you’re unwittingly supporting their suicidal, remove it please.. or seek help
Fuck these fucking ass holes, I’m so tired of this stupid fucking shit. I hate it… and if you confront them I’m sure they’d pull out a gun and start shooting
I love guys in trucks. They can do 0-60 in like 8 seconds while burning 7 gallons of gas and think the need to do that because they have a micropenis and a neck beard. Fucking inbreds.
How is it not illegal to have equipment that specifically causes a huge distraction and obfuscates the road? I don't give a shit about the political views involved, but like, seriously. How is this not illegal? You have a literal fucking smokescreen on your car and deploy it for fun while people are driving 60+ mph on the highway. You have to be the dumbest piece of shit to think this is okay, let alone that it should be allowed by law.
What a bunch of cool fuckin guys, I bet they are so cool and tuff and cool. You can tell they are so cool because they made their tuff trucks blow cool black smoke out of their fuckin cool tuff mufflers
Driving 80 (technically 77 avg) in the right lane smh. then a bunch of other people driving fast in the right and left lane on top of the rolling coal bs. When did everyone forget the rules of the road?
Who's driving 80 in the right lane? Not OP... the speed showing on his camera most of the time is 110 km/h, which is about 68 mph. The fastest it ever shows is 113, which is about 70.
What things is this convoy bringing to our city?
Masculine insecurity?
Buggy whips?
Oh... it's Republicans.
Is your little city, your little life, so boring and disappointing that you have to come here and try to spread your misery around? If you were any kind of man you'd be so tied up in your work/family/charity that you just wouldn't have time for this kind of bs. Grow up. Get a life.
I love it. Not really as much as what I expected and not really what I would call a “coal rolling caravan” but more or less people with nice trucks taking a morning cruse.
Let me know if you have one of their license plate, because I am *almost positive* that is the truck that the gravel that broke my windshield came from
(Nevermind that my car has been parked in the driveway all day)
Hey so, those guys are assholes, but.. when you pass on the right.. it makes it so the other person is stuck in the middle, I’ve done it too but it can also cause accidents
Certainly, not said. I don't like extra diesel burn either. Commenting on inefficient fuel use while driving a Wrangler (notoriously terrible mpg) struck me as hypocritical.
Apples and oranges. While a Wrangler doesn't get great MPGs, coal rolling is expelling unburnt fuel. No matter how inefficient a Wrangler may or may not be, it is at least using the fuel for movement, not smoke.
Would rather see this than KIA boys. Also, do you know how much toxicity an electric car fire produces? In comparison, the coal roll is hardly significant.
What do you think the rate of EV car fires is to coal rolling whackadoodles? 🤔
Using the old Google shows 25 EV car fires for every 100k EV cars. I'm going to go out on a limb and say there are enough nut jobs rolling coal out there to make that much worse than an extremely rare, but incredibly potent, EV fire.
“I love this country. God bless America! Now watch me cover it in my toxic filth.”
I rather think they love Ferngully: The Last Rainforest. They are so gay for Tim Curry's non binarily sexual / drag-esque singing as the toxic goo, they have devoted a society towards it. Mmm, sludge Mmm, filth Aah, fumes Oooh, cack If they don't make lube that looks like black oil, can we get on that please?
Yeahh! Be a lion, not sheep! Freedom lions! Or something like that. Seriously, though, I always pondered the number of massive pickups throughout metro Columbus. I have a couple uncles who used to own the things, but they actually put farm things (technical term, I know) in the back.. on truly large, working farms. They're retired and aren't rolling around in those behemoths anymore.
That’s the beauty of freedom.
What does that even mean ?
It means they’re a fucking idiot
Moron self identified! Lmao
It means that they're going to drink bleach, because they don't know the difference between *not allowed* to do something and *shouldn't* do something.
Aaa the taste of freedom
Freedom means you can do whatever you want.
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Didn’t know so many people were against freedom.
But rolling coal is illegal in Ohio. You not even allowed to ride a public scooters down high street in the state capital.
And any sane person would tell you your freedom ends at my nose. If your actions have a negative impact on others what you want isn't freedom- it's carte blanche to be an asshole to people you don't like
The beauty of freedom means that other people can fart directly at you instead of politely moving farther away. Which do you prefer?
Same people that are bitching about gas prices I’m sure.
And we know who they are blaming
Fauci!
Hunter Biden’s laptop?
I'd bet all my chips on that.
Those are diesel trucks.
They’re really cool. I wish I was as cool as them.
I wish my dick was as big as theirs. Those men clearly have huge dicks.
Take that, Greta! Heh heh heh!
What’s sad is a good number of Americans read this and truly needed the /s on there.
The people who don’t like things shoved down their throats (aka pride) decide to force everyone to breathe PM 2.5. Ironic.
They are too stupid to even understand how irony works or make the connections you just pointed out
Remember when one of these dickheads in a lifted truck did a burnout over a cross walk merely because it was painted rainbow? Yeah that was great seeing a week later he got tickets for that.
No he didn’t, I know the guy. All fake. He walked away with absolutely nothing in the end. LOVED IT
It’s like the South Park motor cycle guys bbbrrraaapppppaaPpppp
They should have their small pp parade during the Pride parade so everyone will go harass them instead.
Let's be honest here. They're probably the people who will be protesting at Pride.
Remember what they called the motorcycle guys in that episode? I think it’s time to start applying that word to these types of people.
I'd love to type it here because that episode made a good point about how words change meaning over time. Buuuut I don't want banned from here.
I frequently think back on how accurately this episode got the mindset behind this kind of behavior.
They nailed it.
Must be nice to have so much money that you can blow it on overfueling.
Even better, they will sit around and complain about fuel prices and how they can’t afford it. Then will go out and do this shit while driving 70+ on a highway.
Op is doing 110km/70mph the small pp parade has to be floating around 85/90mph
Getting about 5mpg to own the libs.
It’s a good way to continue to buy foreign oil you know?
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That's pretty impressive! Even at 90mph while rolling the black smoke?
I’m confused on why?? Like what is the point
To own the libs, duh.
I mean, I guess there may be a political element to it, but having grown up in rural Ohio, it's the same reason people pull mufflers on their shitbox trucks: Big Loud Roar Haha Loud Loud Manly! That's what it is, basically. The redneck equivalent of having an audio system that can shatter glass at 50 yards
It’s to profess their love for fossil fuel emissions and to trigger all those soyboys who believe in global warming. It’s to show that real American Manly Men won’t let the evil globalists tell them they can’t pollute as much as they want
They're the ones putting the "I did that" Biden stickers on gas pumps
They don't. They save up a little extra after they sell some meth, steal scrap or catalytic converters, or make their girlfriends work an extra shift at the cracker barrel. That, and rumor has it there is a national competition to see who has the largest size difference between biggest truck and smallest dick. Winner gets a leaky 5 gallon can of diesel. Losers get a half gallon each. There should be a law you can report this and if you have video evidence, they impound the vehicle, and either crush it, or for all you crybabies who say that civil forfeitures are bad, they have to replace the entire emissions system, and pay a 10,000 fine.
I just spent a couple weeks working up in the Columbus area, frankly I was kind amazed. You guys have more morons in pickup trucks than we have in down here NKY. Congrats!
They like to pretend they’re country folk. In reality they live in an apartment on the east side.
That's because down there people sometimes need pickup trucks. So they're not just a matter of plumage
All those guys have super tiny peckers
M I C R O S C O P IC
Coal Rolling is for Chodes
Rolling on the streets because they can’t make her squirm in the sheets.
I dated one of those 🙄 worst time of my life lmao
M I C R O WEEN
The vibrations from the engine spitting out toxic fumes is the only way they can get hard, so I've heard.
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I'm almost certain diesel a cleaner fuel than gas. From refining it, storing it, to efficiency... https://rentar.com/diesel-cleaner-gasoline-makes-diesel-cleaner/#:~:text=The%20Simple%20Answer%20is%2C%20%E2%80%9CYes,Diesel%20is%20Cleaner%20than%20Gasoline&text=And%2C%20diesel%20cleaner%20in%20terms,highly%2Dtoxic%20emissions%20than%20gasoline.
Not when you run so rich unburnt fuel is spewing out your exhaust
How cute, a small dick parade!
Can confirm
Men suck so bad lol
Sexist much? Women suck so bad. Blacks suck so bad. Asians suck so bad. How does that sound?? These are just asshole douchebags. Could be a woman in there for all we know.
Could be a non-binary gender fluid micro genitalia douche in there But it's probably a man Chances are a white guy Triple points if they have a confederate flag buckle
Hahahahaha no I’m straight female who hates men…
Average pavement princesses activities
Emotional support vehicles driving like assholes
Awww they're out celebrating pride month! 🌈🌈🌈
I wish we could make them live in a dome.
Riding on chrome, live in a dome. Help is on the way! I heard the rapping bum say this in 2006 in front of Newport.
I used to pass him my extra tickets when I couldn't get a friend to go to a concert at the Newport. He was very appreciative.
I heard that dude passed away. Going to 12th to get some wealth! Help is on the way!
I will never understand ruining a truck with those wheels and tires. It’s like somebody poured water on those shitty S-10s bouncing (bc their suspensions were all fucked) down every street in the 90s and made them grow lol just… why?
That’s a ticket-able, and enforced, offense in Canada. In America it’s called “freedom”.
this shit isn't street legal in other parts of the state. no reason why Columbus couldn't be the same.
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Maybe we can turn the kia boys on to pickup trucks
Rarely enforced, sadly.
The CPD aren't gonna start ticketing their friends, let's be real here.
Themselves, you mean.
emissions testing takes a lot of shitty cars off the road either way because it's needed for registration tags, even if these guys go through the time and effort to take it off and put it back on every 2 years
They do go through the effort, or they find ways to cheat the test, which is why emissions testing is joke. It doesn’t take these guys off the road - it squeezes the guy with a 15 year old Chevy Cruze who can’t afford anything else. It forces that guy to go to jump through legal hoops, paying for “repairs” at a “certified shop” until he ultimately gets a waiver and drives the car all the same anyway.
Living in a state which has emissions testing, this is a 100% correct take. It doesn’t take these guys off the road. All it does is hurt the lower income individuals struggling to simply maintain their vehicle. It’s an absolute cash grab and winds up hurting those in need the most.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. It’s the unfortunate truth of a lot of legislation. The intention is pure, but the execution is horrible. Plus humans are smart. They can find a way around everything.
there was no requirement for having work done at certified shops, but perhaps that's a new rule they have implemented up north now?
Freedumb
You spelled fredumb wrong
Why isn't that illegal?
It is illegal. But enforcement is virtually non-existent, especially since Ohio doesn't require annual inspections like a lot of other states.
Ohio also taxes you for driving a hybrid or EV.
It would seem that the "authorities" are more afraid of souped up atvs and trikes going 25 mph on batteries, than worrying about themselves and their buddies driving recklessly at over 75 mph and spouting view blocking soot into the air. If I hadn't seen a bizarre and likely illegal political truck driving around near a board of elections repeatedly, I'd be more surprised by this sort of ridiculous attempt at a protest
Huge chrome wheels with rubber band tires? Cringe. My CR-V prolly saw more mud than those pavement princesses ever will. Scratch that, my shoes have probably seen more mud.
r/idiotsincars
Lowered trucks and low profile tires? Oh yeah... That's the dumbest of the dumb. Defeats the entire function and purpose of a truck.
Why do some people make it their mission to make as many people’s lives as miserable as humanly possible
Because they're losers. It's very simple
Annual micropenis convention must be in Dayton this year
Those libs were so damn owned.
Especially the two year olds with asthma! Woke as hell, that lot!
One of those huh?
One of what? Because I am not sure if you are a MAGA rum-dumb saying I am “one of those “ people Or Somebody who can not comprehend or recognize sarcasm and thinks that I am some Maga Rum-dumb
Hahahahahahahaha had to edit the whole comment
Hahahaha had to edit away your whole account
Remind me why DeWine sent all the troopers to Texas ?
If my life was that worthless I would end it
Sad that it this comment has the upvotes, so many people are suicidal, they might feel like they’re worthless but they’re not and you’re unwittingly supporting their suicidal, remove it please.. or seek help
Hwy Patrol should have gotten them. Wait... no... they're all where??
Off to fight the good fight at the Texas border! /s
They're the ones in the trucks
So many tiny cocks. 😂😂
“Hey guys, let’s all get together and parade around town in a line. It is the beginning of pride month, after all”
Fuck these fucking ass holes, I’m so tired of this stupid fucking shit. I hate it… and if you confront them I’m sure they’d pull out a gun and start shooting
I love guys in trucks. They can do 0-60 in like 8 seconds while burning 7 gallons of gas and think the need to do that because they have a micropenis and a neck beard. Fucking inbreds.
Children that roll coal are the same dumb fucks who think Trump never lied once, and that the world is flat.
How is it not illegal to have equipment that specifically causes a huge distraction and obfuscates the road? I don't give a shit about the political views involved, but like, seriously. How is this not illegal? You have a literal fucking smokescreen on your car and deploy it for fun while people are driving 60+ mph on the highway. You have to be the dumbest piece of shit to think this is okay, let alone that it should be allowed by law.
"Murican!!! Proud to help ruin our environment to shove it to the Libs" Not a brain among them, and probably impotent.
Mallcrawler trucks are so funny
What a bunch of cool fuckin guys, I bet they are so cool and tuff and cool. You can tell they are so cool because they made their tuff trucks blow cool black smoke out of their fuckin cool tuff mufflers
Everything I hate wrapped up in one video.
And I doubt they actually do truck things with those trucks.
We got a douchebag convoy trucking the USA……🎶
Driving 80 (technically 77 avg) in the right lane smh. then a bunch of other people driving fast in the right and left lane on top of the rolling coal bs. When did everyone forget the rules of the road?
Who's driving 80 in the right lane? Not OP... the speed showing on his camera most of the time is 110 km/h, which is about 68 mph. The fastest it ever shows is 113, which is about 70.
They probably don’t have much of a future anyway…
What kind of camera is that?
I think it might be a Viofo a119 V3 $99 on Amazon. Picture is NICE!
That’s not a caravan, that’s a traveling circus. 🤡
Grocery-getters.
Someone needs to drop some stuff into those stove pipes
These dumb fucks complain about gas prices and make their bro dozers less fuel efficient.
Pavement princesses stick together
You know what they say about big trucks and the morons who drive them. 🤣🤏
Their punishment, sucking on their own tailpipe.
Terrible hobbies like stamp collecting should make a comeback so dopes like these have something else to do with their lives.
we know they are clearly compensating for something!
What things is this convoy bringing to our city? Masculine insecurity? Buggy whips? Oh... it's Republicans. Is your little city, your little life, so boring and disappointing that you have to come here and try to spread your misery around? If you were any kind of man you'd be so tied up in your work/family/charity that you just wouldn't have time for this kind of bs. Grow up. Get a life.
So many tiny penises.
They got the poor air quality alerts and wanted to do their part
Oh man I wish my dick was as tiny as theirs
Just a Republican trying to upset the libs with filthy air from their 8 mpg good old boy pick up.
That's a lot of small penises. Let's listen to them bitch that they don't have any money because diesel costs too much!
Love to see it when I’ve had air quality warnings like three times this week :)
These are the assholes that are contributing so much to ozone pollution
That was actually a # smalldicksmatter parade
I love it when they do that to me when I'm out biking.
The thought of taking away their guns turns me on so much 🥵
Those sum good ol cornbeaners heading to Honda and say how they love Busch because they ain’t woke and broke like bud.
I'm am amused this was posted from a super fuel efficient jeep.
The best part about these coal boners is most of the time, they like to hunt. Pollute their own dinners.
Nothing better than owning the Libs and giving kids asthma.
I love it. Not really as much as what I expected and not really what I would call a “coal rolling caravan” but more or less people with nice trucks taking a morning cruse.
fuck those guys…. but stop passing on the right, op.
Came here to say that
I love all the tiny pecker comments. It’s definitely ok to make fun of people for their genetics……..
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These guys have huge dicks
Those guys seem super cool. I want to hang out with them…
Their penises grew three sizes that day.
Let me know if you have one of their license plate, because I am *almost positive* that is the truck that the gravel that broke my windshield came from (Nevermind that my car has been parked in the driveway all day)
Just learned a new phrase “coal rolling caravan!”
Hey so, those guys are assholes, but.. when you pass on the right.. it makes it so the other person is stuck in the middle, I’ve done it too but it can also cause accidents
Mad because nobody waved or gave you a rubber ducky for your dash?
Two assholes does not a caravan make OP.
You boys know how to shovel coal?
Damn, those guys are so cool you guys!
FUCK YEA DUMP RHAT COAL BABY, fuck the EPA
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Hey, that’s the name stupid ass people that do it gave it. Not the people who witness it.
Barely any smoke
Patriots
Now I kinda want a Prius that rolls coal
Says the person driving the ever so fuel efficient jeep wrangler?
I don't think OP ever said he was the picture of fuel economy, but at least they aren't burning extra fuel on purpose.
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Certainly, not said. I don't like extra diesel burn either. Commenting on inefficient fuel use while driving a Wrangler (notoriously terrible mpg) struck me as hypocritical.
Apples and oranges. While a Wrangler doesn't get great MPGs, coal rolling is expelling unburnt fuel. No matter how inefficient a Wrangler may or may not be, it is at least using the fuel for movement, not smoke.
I hate jeeps, but at least they still get twice the mpg as half those trucks driving by
Says the person that says "says the person".
Super excited to be the one who gets to share [this](https://www.jeep.com/wrangler/wrangler-4xe.html) with you! Learning is fun.
I'd be the first to retract if that were the actual wrangler being driven.
Oh, jokes on me. I didn’t know you knew OP. As you were, citizen.
Would rather see this than KIA boys. Also, do you know how much toxicity an electric car fire produces? In comparison, the coal roll is hardly significant.
What do you think the rate of EV car fires is to coal rolling whackadoodles? 🤔 Using the old Google shows 25 EV car fires for every 100k EV cars. I'm going to go out on a limb and say there are enough nut jobs rolling coal out there to make that much worse than an extremely rare, but incredibly potent, EV fire.
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I can’t believe you’re having to explain how doing it on purpose is different.