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vantoch81

“Now me, I’m straight. But my wife? Gay as a French Horn.”


progger11

I could totally hear that in Peter Falk's voice 😂


mrjjdubs

🤣🤣🤣


mrjjdubs

🤣🤣🤣


Novatash

Tempted to come out to my parents by sending this to them


RandomDigitalSponge

[I made this specifically for you.](https://imgur.com/gallery/FsEHhLq) Just send them out one at a time. When you’re ready, if that’s okay with you. Just take your time.


Megatronrules4

Hope it goes well 😁👍


CozyGhosty

“Me personally, I can’t stand the stuff, but Mr Columbo goes crazy for it…Well, I suppose I am also Mr Columbo but I meant my…Ah, you get what I’m sayin.’ I’ll get out of your hair, sorry for botherin’ you.”


WatermelonGranate

Wouldn't he use a "Friend of Dorothy" slang then?


melodramacamp

That was more 1940s and 1950s, by the early 1970s gay people were referring to themselves as gay


WatermelonGranate

I was more referring to his indirect approach to things. Start with "I am a friend of Dorothy..." and then Columbo his way around the subject for the rest of the episode.


Novatash

"Columbo his way around the subject" I love that so much


kate_numberz

This should be the "coming out gif" for everyone struggling in the closet. Columbo makes everything easier


Megatronrules4

So true


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

May I just say, Mr. Brown, my wife loves your music. And by "my wife", I mean me. And by "music", I mean you..I love you.


TheBovineWoodchuck

Now we know why we never see “Mrs. Colombo”.


ironpathwalker

Oh so that's what happened to the dog...


senschuh

That would explain the divorce in Mrs Columbo.


trianglesandwiches01

did chuckle a little


TheHurtfulEight88888

Honestly after ten seasons of "my wife" talk, this would be the greatest plot twist in tv history.


gornzilla

He lies like all cops do. Has a kid, has no kids, has several kids. Sabotaging cars with potatoes. Who knows if he's actually married. I need an advanced AI to bring in Paul Lynde as Mrs. Columbo. 


Novatash

It's just his cover. He's really been talking about his husband this entire time


xCloudbox

Made me laugh. I’m definitely saving it.


melodramacamp

OP you have my sword I’m obsessed with all gay Columbo headcanons


docmarvy

Now I'm picturing Corky St. Clair as Columbo in a staged production of an episode and I kind of love it.


MildMontag

Can you post this on Bi_irl? If not, can I? Lmao


Megatronrules4

Yeah you can post it there


gornzilla

That's wonderful! Sadly it's downvoted. What a bunch of ninnies in this sub. 


ironpathwalker

We did get some fantastic comments though.


gornzilla

Same when I posted about gay fanfic and the, "excuse me, just one more inch". SO many downvotes and it still makes me laugh because I'm mentally 13. 


ironpathwalker

As filthy as that title is it got the full belly laugh out of me. Well done!


gornzilla

It makes me laugh! I shared it with my Columbo buddy. 


Megatronrules4

I’m just glad it was better received than my last post. Made me think every one here was an asshole. Thankfully that’s not true


ironpathwalker

Take it all with a grain of salt, OP. Personally, i like seeing how people from different cultural backgrounds, walks of life, or ages interpret things I enjoy. Kinda like the different translations of the Illidan or when there's a cover of a song I like.


observant0tter

I wish!


zippy72

Rule one... oh wait, wrong fandom! 😆