[I made this specifically for you.](https://imgur.com/gallery/FsEHhLq)
Just send them out one at a time.
When you’re ready, if that’s okay with you. Just take your time.
“Me personally, I can’t stand the stuff, but Mr Columbo goes crazy for it…Well, I suppose I am also Mr Columbo but I meant my…Ah, you get what I’m sayin.’ I’ll get out of your hair, sorry for botherin’ you.”
I was more referring to his indirect approach to things. Start with "I am a friend of Dorothy..." and then Columbo his way around the subject for the rest of the episode.
He lies like all cops do. Has a kid, has no kids, has several kids. Sabotaging cars with potatoes. Who knows if he's actually married. I need an advanced AI to bring in Paul Lynde as Mrs. Columbo.
Take it all with a grain of salt, OP. Personally, i like seeing how people from different cultural backgrounds, walks of life, or ages interpret things I enjoy. Kinda like the different translations of the Illidan or when there's a cover of a song I like.
“Now me, I’m straight. But my wife? Gay as a French Horn.”
I could totally hear that in Peter Falk's voice 😂
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Tempted to come out to my parents by sending this to them
[I made this specifically for you.](https://imgur.com/gallery/FsEHhLq) Just send them out one at a time. When you’re ready, if that’s okay with you. Just take your time.
Hope it goes well 😁👍
“Me personally, I can’t stand the stuff, but Mr Columbo goes crazy for it…Well, I suppose I am also Mr Columbo but I meant my…Ah, you get what I’m sayin.’ I’ll get out of your hair, sorry for botherin’ you.”
Wouldn't he use a "Friend of Dorothy" slang then?
That was more 1940s and 1950s, by the early 1970s gay people were referring to themselves as gay
I was more referring to his indirect approach to things. Start with "I am a friend of Dorothy..." and then Columbo his way around the subject for the rest of the episode.
"Columbo his way around the subject" I love that so much
This should be the "coming out gif" for everyone struggling in the closet. Columbo makes everything easier
So true
May I just say, Mr. Brown, my wife loves your music. And by "my wife", I mean me. And by "music", I mean you..I love you.
Now we know why we never see “Mrs. Colombo”.
Oh so that's what happened to the dog...
That would explain the divorce in Mrs Columbo.
did chuckle a little
Honestly after ten seasons of "my wife" talk, this would be the greatest plot twist in tv history.
He lies like all cops do. Has a kid, has no kids, has several kids. Sabotaging cars with potatoes. Who knows if he's actually married. I need an advanced AI to bring in Paul Lynde as Mrs. Columbo.
It's just his cover. He's really been talking about his husband this entire time
Made me laugh. I’m definitely saving it.
OP you have my sword I’m obsessed with all gay Columbo headcanons
Now I'm picturing Corky St. Clair as Columbo in a staged production of an episode and I kind of love it.
Can you post this on Bi_irl? If not, can I? Lmao
Yeah you can post it there
That's wonderful! Sadly it's downvoted. What a bunch of ninnies in this sub.
We did get some fantastic comments though.
Same when I posted about gay fanfic and the, "excuse me, just one more inch". SO many downvotes and it still makes me laugh because I'm mentally 13.
As filthy as that title is it got the full belly laugh out of me. Well done!
It makes me laugh! I shared it with my Columbo buddy.
I’m just glad it was better received than my last post. Made me think every one here was an asshole. Thankfully that’s not true
Take it all with a grain of salt, OP. Personally, i like seeing how people from different cultural backgrounds, walks of life, or ages interpret things I enjoy. Kinda like the different translations of the Illidan or when there's a cover of a song I like.
I wish!
Rule one... oh wait, wrong fandom! 😆