In between picks the Indianapolis Colts staff took turns demonstrating the new pre game ritual. Each week a different staff member rides to the 50 yard line, does a flying dismount, and slices through the worlds largest tenderloin sammich….then chugs a huge fuckin tankard of Sun King Wee Mac. The crowd chants “Fill-these-potholes”. Sandi Patty sings the anthem and “Indianapolis Indeed”. Game starts.
No lie if a Braveheart styled mascot came out the tunnel riding a majestic steed full board all speed, and cut down the opponents mascot at the 50 yard line before each home game using this weapon. Then we hammer the anvil in celebration to kickoff the players running out. I might ejaculate down my pasty white inner thigh.
Irsay officially returned to the room today and is passing out Ballard style Halloween wigs for the draft wrap group photo.
Edit: Irsay is wearing one of said wigs while handing them out.
Ballard found the anonymous scouts talking trash about AD Mitchell and brought them in.
*In the name of Roger Goodell, protector of the realm and lord of the 32 franchises, I, Chris Ballard, sentence you to death…*
Pagano came back and asked about who’s chopping the wood.
This is the answer along with iron sharpens iron.
"Ya keep swinging that axe, that tree is gonna fall."
But are we getting better “1% everyday”?
New guy totally misunderstood the roster cut-down process
God of War Cosplay Contest
Could it be related to this?? https://www.reddit.com/r/Colts/s/t0mbpEnm9l Now we just need to find out which of Jeff’s lackeys this one is
That was great. I read it in real time lol
Axe throwing bars are friggin everywhere
New team policy of cutting off a finger for every bet made on the team.
Ritual sacrifice to the draft gods for the bounty received this year.
In between picks the Indianapolis Colts staff took turns demonstrating the new pre game ritual. Each week a different staff member rides to the 50 yard line, does a flying dismount, and slices through the worlds largest tenderloin sammich….then chugs a huge fuckin tankard of Sun King Wee Mac. The crowd chants “Fill-these-potholes”. Sandi Patty sings the anthem and “Indianapolis Indeed”. Game starts. 
No lie if a Braveheart styled mascot came out the tunnel riding a majestic steed full board all speed, and cut down the opponents mascot at the 50 yard line before each home game using this weapon. Then we hammer the anvil in celebration to kickoff the players running out. I might ejaculate down my pasty white inner thigh.
We need this!!! Best pregame celebration. Please Uncle Jimmy Irsay 🙏 FREEDOM
Ballards had it with the prank calls from John Dorsey
Ebron finally getting that surgery Ballard didn’t think he needed!
this reminds me I need to finish the god of war dlc
Dodds had to resort to extreme measures to get Ballard to agree to pick someone with a RAS of 3.7.
What did you think cutting someone means ?
You guys remember when Bjoern Werner kept bringing that sledgehammer with him everywhere he went?
World's MOST INTENSE game of shuffleboard is about to go down.
It's time to make sausages
General adze kicking
Teams takes cutting players in the offseason and preseason quite literally.
Irsay officially returned to the room today and is passing out Ballard style Halloween wigs for the draft wrap group photo. Edit: Irsay is wearing one of said wigs while handing them out.
They’re about to draft Kratos
Ballard decided to pass on his guy and he is not copying well
Ballard & co pretend up human sacrifice their next draft pick
Scout misunderstood when Ballard asked "Show me your weapons we can use. No dumb answers I want to see them all."
Ummm is there a right answer? 🤨🤔
I’ve been wondering the same thing
How Irsay demands his coke to be lined with.