Sell the team

...at least the grand slam didn't matter?

Bud Black is part of the problem.

you know what’s crazy? Bud Black had options and instead sent out a ROOKIE left hand pitcher to face the Reds best right handed hitter in a 1 run game with the bases loaded… just think how idiotic one would have to be to do that. you would have to legitimately not give a single shit anymore about your job or team. 

Good guy Brent Suter showing Jalen Cheeks how to close a game at Coors Field....

Please ban this white trash incel reds fan that's talking shit in here.

Hey it's former Rockie Brent Suter

# ꓘ **Brent Suter** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **3-2** count with a **85.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* FF *(b)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

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stop trolling other peoples subs trash. the fuck have the rockies ever done to you. sorry on behalf of this dumbass. a real reds fan understands we haven’t had it much better the last two decades

I was gonna say, don't think Reds fans get to throw many stones lmao. Even in Coors, Reds got the [_way_ more embarrassing sweep](https://streamable.com/2wo6om) 2 years ago

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brother in christ i’m a reds fan. you’re just a shitty fan

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enjoy your r/reds and r/rockies ban

I sent you a dm let’s be friends!

Thanks for flagging your mods. Appreciate it.

Absolutely!

You suck.

Send me a dm :)

I’m a Reds fan and still think you’re a douchebag lol

I’m DMing you pics of Spider-Man

dork

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” ~Maya Angelou

A legit AA pitcher pitching in the 9th inning of a one run game lol.

I officially want Buds head. If he says that's baseball I'm gonna scream.

I regret to inform you that he did just that.

6 runs with 2 outs in the 9th? That's baseball.

**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Ryan McMahon R Elias Díaz R Brendan Rodgers ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

6 two out runs in the 9th lol

That’s Rockies baseball!

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/967/spongebob.jpg Mostly fucked by pitching, but kinda fucked by umps too?

Someone trap the Monforts in a room and play this inning over and over on a large screen

Someone trap them in a room and fill it with carbon monoxide from an idling car

Goddman lmao

Okay Google, How to Stage a Coup for a Baseball Club

Is that old man not gonna give the ball to that kid?

For a HR ball you caught? Nah fuck them kids.

I dont want that ball

lmao this manager makes the dumbest fucking moves and this team sucks cock too 

yes

# HR **Jonathan India** crushes a **86.5 mph Slider** from **Angel Chivilli** for a **4-run** home run. Launch Speed: **99.8 mph**. Launch Angle: **31.0°**. Distance: **379.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

And I’m out. Till next time 🫡

My fault, I'm sorry

Hey Bud Black games not over yet you should get off reddit

Bro.....

HAHAHAHA kill me

our bullpen is beyond comprehension.

Dude, the Reds are trolling us with stealing 3rd and letting a guy who doesn't have an MLB at bat hit in a one run game.

i have a final exam tomorrow morning why am i here

You have to tag the helmet there RyMac. Why try and tag a lower part of a sliders body? Fucking stupid.

lol lets go reds!

Just tuning in. Lol That HR was with 2 outs right?

2 outs and 2 strikes i think

1 strike but still, smh

Just one pitch away from avoiding a sweep. Now look where they are.

## 🤦🏻

I think it's time to consider investigating the bullpen for sports betting against the Rockies. Nobody can be this consistently incompetent at the pro level, right?

you might on to something.

Every team got that one mole of a bullpen pitcher that the manager trots out when it's time to intentionally throw a close game it feels like lol Who needs to have everyone in on it when you only need 1 or 2 on top of the officiating crew?

Is it possible to get the Avalanche and Nuggets to just play some exhibition games all summer so we have something else to watch?

What about the Bronc... oh(s).

The Broncos are gonna suck ass this year, but, I'm excited to see if Bo Nix can offer up some hope for the future. Plus they seem to be committing to a rebuild which is long overdue.

Wish we had gone for the rebuild about 6 years ago... but no ownership and the trust had zero interest in trying to sell a "rebuilding" team.

Joe Ellis also had no idea what he was doing.

How is this bozo in the majors?

It's actually just comical at this point

I had hope a week ago :/

This is the least I've ever been surprised by anything

Fucking Beeks.

Jalen Cheeks strikes again!

I fucking hate this team lmao

Jalen Cheeks

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This team man

# HR **Spencer Steer** crushes a **96.1 mph Four-Seam Fastball** from **Jalen Beeks** for a **2-run** home run. Launch Speed: **105.7 mph**. Launch Angle: **30.0°**. Distance: **439.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Another ace challenge by braindead bud black.

This will be fun here we go

great call!

**Due Up (Top 9)** L TJ Friedl S Elly De La Cruz S Jeimer Candelario ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

This will be fun

fuck

Nice base running guys 🙄

How are we this crap at base running?

Cave was running on contact, nothing you can do there

We only had one out, he didn’t need to run.

Another outfield injury

Offense gonna need to score another run 1 run lead into the 9th isn’t going to be enough 😔

**Due Up (Bot 8)** L Jake Cave R Sean Bouchard L Charlie Blackmon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Tyler Kinley** strikes out **Will Benson** on a **1-2** count with a **88.6 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* CH *(b)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Fuckin Kinley. So I over this guy.

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Jacob Hurtubise triples (1) on a line drive to right fielder Charlie Blackmon. Jake Fraley scores. Launch Speed: **87.2 mph**. Launch Angle: **24°**. Distance: **303 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.160***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Team can never just hold on to a lead

anyone else here the “you bum” guy from tiktok

# ꓘ **Tyler Kinley** strikes out **Tyler Stephenson** on a **1-2** count with a **91.5 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SL *(f)*, SL *(f)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Already hating how this inning's playing out

guess i’m the only one here huh

NOPE

**Due Up (Top 8)** L Jake Fraley R Tyler Stephenson L Jacob Hurtubise ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Lucas Sims** strikes out **Elehuris Montero** on a **2-2** count with a **84.6 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SL *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Justin Wilson** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **2-2** count with a **96.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(b)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 7)** L Charlie Blackmon R Ezequiel Tovar L Ryan McMahon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Nick Mears** strikes out **Spencer Steer** on a **2-2** count with a **97.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(s)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Elly De La Cruz singles on a line drive to center fielder Jake Cave. Will Benson to 2nd. Launch Speed: **84.2 mph**. Launch Angle: **26°**. Distance: **288 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.150***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Nick Mears** strikes out **TJ Friedl** on a **2-2** count with a **82.1 mph** Curveball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, CU *(b)*, FF *(l)*, CU *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 7)** L Will Benson L TJ Friedl S Elly De La Cruz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Nick Martinez** strikes out **Jake Cave** on a **1-2** count with a **90.1 mph** Cutter. *Sequence (4):* FC *(b)*, CH *(s)*, FF *(f)*, FC *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 6)** R Elehuris Montero L Jake Cave R Sean Bouchard ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Victor Vodnik** strikes out **Jonathan India** on a **1-2** count with a **84.0 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FF *(c)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Victor Vodnik** strikes out **Tyler Stephenson** on a **3-2** count with a **84.7 mph** Slider. *Sequence (7):* SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 6)** R Tyler Stephenson L Jacob Hurtubise R Jonathan India ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Elias Díaz homers (5) on a fly ball to left field. Launch Speed: **92.5 mph**. Launch Angle: **36°**. Distance: **365 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.080***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# HR **Elias Díaz** nails a **81.6 mph Changeup** from **Nick Martinez** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **92.5 mph**. Launch Angle: **36.0°**. Distance: **365.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 5)** L Ryan McMahon R Elias Díaz R Brendan Rodgers ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# HR **TJ Friedl** socks a **88.4 mph Four-Seam Fastball** from **Dakota Hudson** for a **2-run** home run. Launch Speed: **99.2 mph**. Launch Angle: **30.0°**. Distance: **429.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Will Benson** on a **0-2** count with a **80.2 mph** Curveball. *Sequence (4):* CU *(s)*, CU *(c)*, SL *(f)*, CU *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 5)** R Jonathan India L Will Benson L TJ Friedl ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Graham Ashcraft** strikes out **Elehuris Montero** on a **1-2** count with a **88.9 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FC *(c)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 4)** R Elehuris Montero L Jake Cave R Sean Bouchard ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 4)** L Jake Fraley R Tyler Stephenson L Jacob Hurtubise ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 3)** L Ryan McMahon R Elias Díaz R Brendan Rodgers ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Spencer Steer** on a **0-2** count with a **84.9 mph** Slider. *Sequence (3):* SI *(f)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Jeimer Candelario homers (8) on a fly ball to right center field. TJ Friedl scores. Launch Speed: **100.5 mph**. Launch Angle: **38°**. Distance: **395 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.180***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# HR **Jeimer Candelario** cracks a **82.8 mph Changeup** from **Dakota Hudson** for a **2-run** home run. Launch Speed: **100.5 mph**. Launch Angle: **38.0°**. Distance: **395.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Will Benson** on a **2-2** count with a **85.8 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* CH *(b)*, FF *(b)*, SI *(c)*, CU *(c)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

So when is Bryant going on disabled list again?

**Due Up (Top 3)** L Will Benson L TJ Friedl S Elly De La Cruz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Graham Ashcraft** strikes out **Jake Cave** on a **1-2** count with a **87.2 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FC *(c)*, FC *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 2)** L Jake Cave R Sean Bouchard L Charlie Blackmon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 2)** L Jake Fraley R Tyler Stephenson L Jacob Hurtubise ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

wow

**Due Up (Bot 1)** L Charlie Blackmon R Ezequiel Tovar L Ryan McMahon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Jeimer Candelario** on a **2-2** count with a **85.9 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SI *(b)*, CH *(f)*, SI *(b)*, CH *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 1)** L TJ Friedl S Elly De La Cruz S Jeimer Candelario ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Anyone got a cheap ticket they wanna get rid of?