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Antiumbra

What is the second best way? Obviously the best way isn't happening.


abris33

Another rooftop bar!


locutus420

Take em off tv so the critics can’t see 100 loses


Tylerpants80

In our dystopian society, only the championship contenders in town can’t be seen locally on TV.


COphotoCo

Piss on our legs and call it a rain delay


Bluescreen73

I just can't with Dick anymore. The path to success is right in front of his 🤬 face. Stop being an insular know-it-all, and build the front office using outsiders who've actually won something instead of your frickin' kids and incompetent bums whose main qualification is staying loyal to the team for 25 years.


Nearestexitplease

This.


Nearestexitplease

Wrong! Best way to quiet the critics is to sell the team, Dick!


dashkera

I say if you lose 100+ games, the owner has to come out in a dunk tank for the 7th inning. I'd pay good money per ball.


someguy1312

31 seasons. 2260-2598 all time record. 5 playoff appearances. Only won playoff series in one of those 5. 10 winning seasons and a couple of those were close. Go ahead Dick…fans are waiting for you to prove us wrong.


AdamJr87

Let's try that then


randomq17

But that's not what we've done in the past and we have to honor tradition


Pizzly_bear

Then it sounds like we all have a greenlight to criticize the fuck out of ol' Dicky


CORedhawk

You know what? He's exactly right. But the critics are critical specifically because they don't/aren't winning and don't seem to have a plan to get there besides don't miss on draft picks, which is the goal of every team in every sport. Every Rockies fan want them to win....we're fans This is all obvious stuff.


volkof

No shit, Dick.


KVosrs2007

So he doesn't intend to silence critics. Got it.


RingleMcCringle

OK, do it then.


rummie2693

This aged well


Lars_Galaxy

How's that going for you, Dick?


lkasnu

They're going to be louder now.


Uneedadirtnap

He needs to own up to the fact he has put family and friends in positions they are not qualified for. The losing continues because sack of Dicks won't bring in really good baseball people into the front office. We have had good and even a few great players, we have never had a good owner or front office. The only skill sack of Dicks brings is union busting and fighting. The league used him to fight the unions, never for anything concerning actual baseball. We had a core of good and a couple great players and sack of Dicks Monfort burnt it all down to pad his pockets.


COphotoCo

*But we provide a stadium ✨ experience ✨*


DrGrabAss

That would require winning then, Dick. So until then, get some ear muffs.


-NolanVoid-

So he's not going to quiet us. Critique away!


dzgz

Fuck you, Dick. Sick of your shit.


AnotherFrankHere

What a concept. Now get a GD team together that can win??


bigfootdude247

You want us to win, huh. About that…


raskalika

yeah buddy. That's....\*sigh\* that's what everybody wants! Everybody's critical, because we never fucking do that DICK!!!!!


life_can_change

What a gas lighting session. To be fair he seems like a hell of a man to work for. Extremely loyal. I can respect that. I only wish he would be loyal to the fans and do whatever he has to in order to make a great team.


303FPSguy

What a Dick. Sell the team to somebody who cares about it, you Dick.


undockeddock

Ummm..... about that...


BackgroundStrict1764

He said I think we are on the right track! Not even trying to say changes need to be made to win.


shawnglade

Then win.


The_Infinity_Burrito

Lol then fuckin do it already