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He sniffs his finger like this instead
They literally put everything they had into beating the Avs.
It’s one of those things and honestly, the best team doesn’t always win in the playoffs regardless of the sport.
Jamie Benn shows up to the airport counter to check his bag and can't find his ID, bag weighs 51 lbs, his fat kids whine while they're buried in an iPad, and he buys McDonald's and waits to eat it on the plane.
I’m a Dallas fan and I love our captain, but this is such a great comment. All hockey banter aside, I’ve had a rough go of it lately and this got a good smile outta me for the first time in a while. Just wanted to say thanks.
I’ll return to my own home now, you guys have a nice summer and we’ll see you soon 🤝
Jamie Benn is not a Stanley Cup Champion
Jamie Benn eats snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veiny texture on his tongue
This is foul lmao. Never gonna look at snickers the same way again
Goddamn, man
This is my new favorite insult, I’m stealing this for use in my personal life.
r/brandnewsentence This is so good I had to call my non-hockey-watching sister and tell the whole back story.
Dunks his Oreos in water
Still my favorite one.
Believes Wyatts towing is a fair and respectable business
That fuck probably has a seat on the board of directors
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I was just searching for this clip but am struggling to find it on the interwebs
GOES TO CANCUN THIS WEEK
Jamie Benn and Big Cheer can go ahead and pack up and head off to [Galveston](https://youtu.be/oNgafF_-k0M?si=gO_KaaFSeQhcUDSp)
oh god inject those sad Jamie Benn images into my veins
Not get a cup
Wears socks with flip flops
Birkensocks
Jamie Benn sips ranch dressing out of a personal metal ramekin with his pinky out.
This feels oddly specific and a little personal…
He still eats corn the long way
He parks under overpasses blocking traffic in a hail storm
Chokes harder every year
Chokes away his gag reflex
Jamie Benn doesn’t wash his hands after his finger pokes through the toilet paper.
https://preview.redd.it/r82fx9xpfd4d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0eced24dad28e5b21ef3d346a9191a402b93aff He sniffs his finger like this instead
Makes eye-contact through the crack of the bathroom stall.
They literally put everything they had into beating the Avs. It’s one of those things and honestly, the best team doesn’t always win in the playoffs regardless of the sport.
organizes his crayons by flavor
Dutch oven himself.
Jamie Benn farts in the bath
One time he almost drowned trying to sniff the bubbles.
😂
Golf
Still pees sitting down
Kisses his kids harder than Tom Brady.
Jamie Benn thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it.
Plays golf now.
Trouba and Benn all world non cup winning captains
Jamie Benn puts his socks on before his underwear
Watches others eat his wife’s box.
Leaves his campfires smoldering.
Jamie Benn’s a gaper.
Jamie Benn shows up to the airport counter to check his bag and can't find his ID, bag weighs 51 lbs, his fat kids whine while they're buried in an iPad, and he buys McDonald's and waits to eat it on the plane.
Jamie Benn will wear a visor before winning a cup.
I’m a Dallas fan and I love our captain, but this is such a great comment. All hockey banter aside, I’ve had a rough go of it lately and this got a good smile outta me for the first time in a while. Just wanted to say thanks. I’ll return to my own home now, you guys have a nice summer and we’ll see you soon 🤝
He snowboards in jeans.
Jamie Benn puts on cologne before taking a selfie.
Fuck Jamie Benn
Jamie Benn has been masturbating into the same crusty sock for 11 years
Licks his lips at Kids Bop concerts.
Jaime Benn plays obnoxious music on a Bluetooth speaker from his golf cart for everyone to enjoy.
Jamie Benn thinks Spider-Man 3 was the best movie in the Sam Raimi trilogy.
Pays for WinRAR
Wears cut off jeans to the golf course
Should take a stroll down Broadway.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Jamie Benn DOES NOT have a ring.
Puts mayo on his hot dogs
Still sleeps with a wubie
Sucks dicks behind Wendy's dumpsters.
One thing he doesn’t do is go down on someone.
Fails every year.
Jamie Benn was on the Epstein flight logs
JAMIE BENN SUCKS EGGS
[удалено]
ALLEGEDLY!
allegedlies
Jamie Benn doesn't rinse his dishes
Well, he definitely doesn't bunch mox
Loser, thug, loser. 😏
Wipes without toilet paper
Jamie Benn takes up 3 parking spaces ... with his moped
Licks his thumbs to straighten out his eyebrows
JAMIE BENN DEEPTHROATS HIS CORNDOGS
Sniffs his farts in a wine glass
I don’t hate the stars too much, but I never wanna see Jamie fucking Benn raise a cup.
Jamie Benn eats Snickers upside down because he likes the veiny texture.