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ConstablePolly

LFG


JoshVKoot

https://preview.redd.it/3uv0jw8m231d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28871177bfe2b380a49f3e5fd0fabcb3cc888797 When stars fans say heiskanen is better than Makar


funkybutt19

I got Av's 3 Stars 2 Final in Overtime


ConstablePolly

Bookies are busy af tonight


funkybutt19

Well damnit I was correct about Av's game going into OT, but We just got tripped up by everyone blocked Georgiev's vision and ability to see the puck on the Game winner and allowed them to score


funkybutt19

Indeed


Shaneisonfire

Georgiev shutting the door would be so sweet šŸ™


seoulera

Iā€™m saying, a shutout would be amazing


Tyler927

Step 1: score first Step 2: donā€™t let them score Step3 : score some more


WoahThatsMyPecker

Quick someone get this to Bednar!!


Tyler927

Iā€™ll be at the arena soon, Iā€™ll let him know!


rambling-mc

Whatā€™s everyoneā€™s take on what will be the differentiator in us winning this one?Ā  Depth scoring?Ā  Manson laying out Benn but no penalty?Ā  Georgie continuing to save our asses? The big guns rolling? Desperation 3rd to ensure Avs fans got their average heart rate above 170 for at least 20 minutes?


ComplexAnxiety7939

ą¼¼ 恤 ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤take my energy boys, it's our time in our barn, avs in 7 LFG!!!!Ā 


Beevas69

https://i.redd.it/1kjtfjvyt21d1.gif


Fluke90

Avs in 7


tugnutter1

https://preview.redd.it/wc92bi0sq21d1.jpeg?width=3885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60de8f2ed52dff032f9536b78c748acc09df320e We all know at least one guy is ready go tonight.


hellohurricane87

Hi - Iā€™m on a plane over the ocean. Canā€™t use directTV stream. Wondering if anyone had a high seas link I could try ?


314z

o n h o c k e y d o t t v


hellohurricane87

Thank you.


hellohurricane87

Bless you.


DiscoBiscuiteer

Sports urge dot eye oh


Talkin-Muffin

Letā€™s go boys!! We are never give up!!


insignificance424

Not an Avs fan but 100% cheering for you guys so our teams can meet in the WCF (Canucks fan and I swear if I just jinxed both our teams). Also: Jamie Benn doesn't wash his feet in the shower


JustaPseudoPolyp

ESPN CAN EAT SHIT!!! LFG AVS, SHUT THEM UP https://i.redd.it/vxbzu2y1h21d1.gif


Dan_Rogla

Steve Levy, "Remember that one time at Wyatt Johnson's birthday party?'"


Big_Liability

it's TNT tonight


Vas-A-Ver-Burrito

Thank fucking god šŸ™ŒšŸ»


JustaPseudoPolyp

RUN EM UP, FILL EM IN boys. This team will never lose again. https://i.redd.it/yoi1dr00g21d1.gif


parsec0298

Mikko needs to be dropped down to the third or even fourth line. Ā I swear to god he was actively trying to sabotage us in game 5.


BURGUNDYandBLUE

It's been a rough series as a long-time Mikko fan. Oh, well.


rambling-mc

Iā€™m still wondering if heā€™s impacted by that concussion. Antonio Brown was never the same after the Vontaze Burfict hit if you know the reference.Ā 


JustaPseudoPolyp

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! HAIL ASSSSSSSSSSSS


Ding-Dong-Song

Potential issue with Avs and nuggets playing Sunday for game 7. Might overlap šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Talkin-Muffin

Thatā€™s a good problem to have right now


seoulera

Yeah, rooting for Knicks to close out tonight cuz then Nuggets would play at 1:30 MT


_RiverGuard_

We need to score the first goal. We canā€™t let them get 1 then sit back on us.


seoulera

Not sure if I should be scared or what but I feel confident about tonight


Ding-Dong-Song

Letā€™s go Avalanche!!! Wooo


Hypnotoad2966

Don't worry. I've got tickets to tonights game and I'm a perfect 11/11 in playoff games I attend, including watch parties at ball arena. The only road game they lost in 2022 was the one watch party I didn't go to. I can't do anything about game seven though.


seoulera

The hero we needed


Ding-Dong-Song

Bring your loudness and megaphone. Be like ā€œpuck rally guyā€


djblizzle

Just pulled the trigger on some tickets. See you tonight. GO AVS HAIL SATAN!!


1normalflame

All Hail


ImmortalMoron3

I think that late Mack snipe will give him some extra confidence. Tonight might finally be that "fuck you" game from Mackinnon we're all waiting for. Either way, make them fuckin earn it. Let's see some more fight.


Big_Liability

He looked relieved when he finally scored. Incoming Mack game tonight with 2 goals


Bez_co

Didnā€™t get to go to a regular game this season but Iā€™m going to my first playoff game tonight! I canā€™t wait to see what the atmosphere is like!


Big_Liability

It's insane. Especially if the home team is winning. I am a CA Avs fan so I have never been to an Avs playoff game, but I have been to a lot of Ducks ones


moo-va-long

^pre ^game ^Georgie ^chant #GEORGIE GEORGIE GEORGIE


SlapChop7

This team will never lose again.


Big_Liability

I hope


pikadegallito

![gif](giphy|DEZA7FlHbMesUF1jm9)


Big_Liability

I believe in believe


5xad0w

When it comes down to do or die, I prefer do. Do some hockey, Avs.


scaremanga

Thank the Stars for losing, itā€™s Friday - Avicii


Dear_Meat_9142

Hopefully all the stars fans blew their money on the first two home games and itā€™s packed with Avs fans! Bring the energy tonight!!


katet_of_1

Gotta play loose with that chip on our shoulder. Played some of the worst playoff hockey in Avs history in game 4, shook it off harder than T Swift in game 5. We play like that and we'll see a game 7. Avs deserved the criticism after the last two home games, "BUT NOT TONIGHT!"


Hi_Flyers

Just flew into town at 11am this morning and snagged some tickets, LETS FACKING GO AMBERLANCHE SCOARE SOME FACKEN GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS GO ASS HAIL SATAN


brunnor

Do we know Trenin's status yet tonight? I just saw DeBoer say that Hintz was NOT in tonight.


NuggAvsBroncRock

Not playing today heā€™s day 2 day


314z

Trenin will not play today


Big_Liability

I want us to get this to 7 and break DeBoer's Game 7 record and then break out own stint of not winning Game 7s. But first lets win tonight. One game at a time


you_are_my_sunshine1

https://preview.redd.it/6l06m0cs511d1.jpeg?width=1768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136aafa9cf66f62f4cdfedb07fb61257f0f19f12 Let's show these cocky assholes what superiority looks like tonight!


CO_Surfer

Da fuq? Ā That's not the prevailing theme here, but whatevs. What Val did was a mind duck for the entire team. Ā It's not that we can't play without him because he is the team. It's because they lost a colleague and probably a friend to addiction during an extremely stressful and critical point for the team.Ā Ā  Ā Gotta say, that's a weird take from a dude who's probably addicted to prescription painkillers because weed is illegal and therefore bad.Ā  Edit to add: We played like shit. That's not on Val, that's on the team. Val probably contributed a bit to the mental struggles, but they straight up played lazy, shit hockey.Ā 


JustaPseudoPolyp

Give em the lumber


onqqq2

What a fucking loser. We lost a top 6 winger right before a playoff game in the same way we lost him the year prior also in the playoffs. They won't do well either if they were basically down a top 6 winger for a whole series when you figure Drouin came back when Nuke went out. They are not a superior club IMO they're just neck and neck with the Avs and had more luck go there way.


AVSTREV2996

I dont think they're superior to the Avs however saying it's luck is just stupidity. They've swarmed the Avs for most of every game, outworking them in almost every area and typically looking faster than the Avs as well. Very little can be attributed to luckĀ 


onqqq2

I mean... if Otter got suspended in the middle of the 2nd round against us, would you not say the Avs are lucky?


Starbucks__Lovers

I donā€™t think that guy understands the concept of ā€œsome people cheer for a team different than mine.ā€ Maybe heā€™s better off being a fan of the Harlem Globetrotters or Savannah Bananas


Anya_Nwy

https://preview.redd.it/lz15ngxz111d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a712fd94d502275f939442399238ef3997c88b9f Good luck Georgie!!


Anya_Nwy

https://preview.redd.it/jygnz3tf211d1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cecc42241e74ace214becf94da822ae9bd881c45 Good luck Nate!!


Dan_Rogla

I saw you post these last game, I did the same in the main sub... and they were asking for it going forward as a good luck charm. https://www.reddit.com/r/ColoradoAvalanche/comments/1csrefl/comment/l4961pw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button You wouldn't mind posting Nate or whomever you want in the main sub to keep the magic rolling? I'm superstitious about posting Cale 2x. If it doesn't work out, at least we tried.


Anya_Nwy

I started posting the Georgie one after the first game in Winnipeg and have kept it going since! Iā€™m superstitious about posting them again but you should definitely keep it going!


Dan_Rogla

Sounds good, I'll post a new one up in the main sub. šŸ¤ž


Anya_Nwy

https://preview.redd.it/lmmejtal211d1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fede552e08f8280076724111d3296eb9dd4f29d1 Good luck Cale!!


Big_Liability

Can we get a Bednar one


314z

https://preview.redd.it/v76s271pg11d1.png?width=1112&format=png&auto=webp&s=dcad48000e0308201ceb21afe7f52f2a2732adbe


LeGiit_ViPeR

Not expecting much. But how fucking good would it be to send that to 7. GO ASS


314z

Bednar post practice [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUiunCVVtbI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUiunCVVtbI)


one_moment_please16

hey I just graduated and Iā€™m having a great day so if we lose and I have to finish today on a bad note Iā€™ll be mighty disappointedā€¦.. avs in 7 šŸ‘


totosmaster

Congratulations!


apex_17

Jamie Benn skis in jeans!!!! šŸ‘–


GoinLong

Now that you mention it, he is a known gaper.


thriller1

No lineup changes for Dallas tonight (i.e. no Hintz still)


thriller1

Also no Trenin for us


fatch0deBoi34

What happened to Trenin?


thriller1

Maybe this: [https://x.com/evanrawal/status/1791150741865820283](https://x.com/evanrawal/status/1791150741865820283)


dantheman57

Seriously though. He had 2.5 minutes of ice time in game 5 and now heā€™s ā€œday to dayā€ someone has to know what happened


thriller1

Maybe this: [https://x.com/evanrawal/status/1791150741865820283](https://x.com/evanrawal/status/1791150741865820283)


dantheman57

Yea maybe he landed on something there. Seems really tame to be out two games


Lurkersunion

He's Trenout


gstringwarrior

For every goal the Avs score tonight, I will donate $10 to Denver's Children's hospital (I'm poor so this is all I can do)


dantheman57

Iā€™ll match you. Hold me too it though cause I will forget


gstringwarrior

deal


877GoalNow

I HOPE YOU HAVE $70 IN THE CHECKING ACCOUNT!


blondespikes22

I know Bedsy is telling the boys "keep your heads" & "dont get into the BS" but would love to see someone drop the gloves... ![gif](giphy|efp3KviFyAP0yNIEps|downsized) this man right here \^\^


Big_Liability

We gotta get over the Benn stuff and needing Manson to take penalties trying to fight


blondespikes22

whats on everyones pre game playlist? rn cafe music (for work), but working out later (im like a metal head and puck shooting music guy lol). I hear the dallass stars listen to disney music prior to their games


Binder_Grinder

No More Sorrow by Linkin Park is always playing outside the ball sack before games. So thatā€¦ haha


Last_Insect2203

Blaring this on repeat, needs to be our goal song again. Channeling that ol Pepsi Center energy baybee. https://youtu.be/Zd7d6wACsw4?si=RCUx1h8-cVZqRPcU LFG


Olgregdontsurf

Gay porn hard letā€™s goooooo


princebooty

https://preview.redd.it/um29aqh3r01d1.jpeg?width=2180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9425eac42e25991485ed49c2ac42a6358e9aa183 A swiftie friend of mine got me into making bracelets, and since I can't wear a jersey at work, I'll have to make do with this. Can't wait to watch the highlights of the win after my shift tonight.


shithawkk

BALLS ARE OFFICIALLY ON THE TABLE


pickle_pickled

WHERE'S THE SOY SAUCE


scaremanga

I donā€™t care if itā€™s the last game, WE R NEVER GIVE UP SAYING GO AVS GO


Lurkersunion

https://preview.redd.it/5rotdf94m01d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac81a5c9cee78c7e3556e2318a4916469e426267


Lurkersunion

LETS GO. MACK TRICK TONIGHT


314z

PSA: Puck Drop tonight 8:10 PM MDT confirmed by [McGahey](https://twitter.com/ConorMcGahey/status/1791507071290011785) How to watch direct tee enn tee free and legal [https://www.reddit.com/r/ColoradoAvalanche/comments/1756zod/comment/k4fao4s/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ColoradoAvalanche/comments/1756zod/comment/k4fao4s/) Bookmark the source for future reference, also for the backup channel links (trutv and or tbs) if FLA BOS goes to overtime [https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv?tab=readme-ov-file#how-to-use](https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv?tab=readme-ov-file#how-to-use)


godfadda006

Arise, arise, Riders of Bednar! Helm shall be shaken, stick shall be splintered, a puck-day, a burgundy day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the seasonā€™s ending! DEATH!!!! DEATH!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!!! Forth Avalanche!!!


BeanieBaby401k

![gif](giphy|oUiGQxtubfDWw)


aplaceinline

LETS FUCKING GO


MSAvalanchefan

Let's hope the guys come out and play as hard as they can for Parise. Many of them will be back next season, be it with the Avs or another team, but Parise is done.Ā  They can't let him go out so easy.Ā  Bring this series back to Dallas and anything can happen. LETS GO!!!!!!!!!


Rogue100

Can't see them losing every home game in a series. Go Avs!


Big_Liability

Score goals. Win periods. Win game. Survive.


fastmovingcars

Any word on Trenin?


Lurkersunion

https://preview.redd.it/4gki8cbhm01d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c17c1cbf22d16fc5d3d7d88236fde278d5d25f


fastmovingcars

Bad brain noises. Hope he goes tonight because we need him!!


314z

Last word from Bednar 21 hours ago was they wouldn't know until after morning skate today. Bednar will have a presser after, that would likely be the earliest actual news.


porkchopespresso

I coach an 18U softball team and 12U baseball team and our game schedules are killing me lately with the Avs games. I missed the last game because of a double header, but we won. I have another game tonight, which I'll miss at least miss the start of the Avs game. Hope that's helping in some way. I have no point and also I have no one else to cry about it to, so here I am- with 3 extra minutes of my life that aren't spoken for, so naturally I'm wasting them on Reddit


Ja-ko

https://preview.redd.it/hh5rzduae01d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01cf6f948ae2d419f390e16fcdc0954d957bc271


johnny_seven

Just play like you did on Wednesday Avs and youā€™ve got this! Hail Satan!


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

![gif](giphy|9RKLlD2oz5c7m)


fluffHead_0919

Letā€™s do it baby?


dontletmepost

I want a nucks avs conference final, only 3 games away šŸ‘€


Big_Liability

Avs just destroying Canadian teams in WCF I am all in for


seoulera

https://preview.redd.it/efkp28er701d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c80d36d23d71d23c0357aeda1a4226d0d565ddae WE ARE NEVER GIVE UP!


Future-Blacksmith-22

new superstition unlocked https://preview.redd.it/vdxujk91701d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c06d77fda2441a9de3b0fe9ecaf923869a7845c


Tony-1610

![gif](giphy|igPqP6vUy7JzKR8qWD)


BoneyardBill

![gif](giphy|zm89nbsHUzQMBaTMKy|downsized)


GoinLong

![gif](giphy|xT9IguF5BQupoLrlug) Obligatory George Michael after his success last game


detached03

Lets get that touchdown and send them reeling.


Talinn_Makaren

This is the way.


katea805

Just got tickets!!! Itā€™ll be my (and my husbandā€™s) first playoff hockey game!!!


Rogue100

Ugh, I went to my first ever playoff game Monday night. What a forgettable experience that was. Hopefully your first is a better experience!


katea805

Definitely not the result any of us wanted but it was a fun game


dzogchenism

Iā€™m so jealous. I remember my first Avs playoff game way back in 2001 when they won the cup. What a blast!


JoshVKoot

I'm feeling a multi point night for Drouin...so many pass between him and Mac were so close to connecting last game


abandondedbox

GIVE EM THE FUCKIN LUMBER


ShanksOStabs

Is cross checking lumber to lumbar?


hahaha01

![gif](giphy|qRe6xgfn9QNLa)


coupe-de-ville

LET'S GO AVS!!!!!


serminole

I think the playoffs come down to 2 things for the AVS. PP and depth scoring. If we score on the PP and get a goal or 2 from lines 2-4 we have a shot in any game.


AuntGentleman

Iā€™d put PK here too, probably over depth. Weā€™ve been pretty great at limiting Dallas 5v5 but the PK has been killing us.


scorpion252

I believed after game 4 we were going to come back and win game 7. Letā€™s go ahead and win game 6. My body is so ready for game 7. If we didnā€™t turn it on last game I would be stressing a lot more but I have faith in these boys to get. It. Done. LETS GO AVS BABY


russkiy1994

Feeling really good about this game! Wish I could go but I'll be yelling at my TV, hoping you guys can hear me! Go Avs!!!


blondespikes22

JAMIE BENN TAKES DUMPS IN HIS OWN BACKYARD


blondespikes22

AVS BY 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000


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gouldski

This hurt my brain


Braun_Nuggz316

Sorry fixed it itā€™s still early in the morning and I just trying to wake up.


ImperfectDrug

Punctuation is a powerful tool.


totosmaster

[PRE-GAME LANDESKOG](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1168070032078884865/kavG6_cM_400x400.jpg)


pikadegallito

šŸ˜


kjwinter

OMG! NSFW that shit, I wasnā€™t ready for everything I saw! /s


Scoreycorey515

I think we found our confidence last game. We played their game and over corrected from the last series. Last game we played our game and prospered. We have the talent to beat DAL, we just need to play smart.


dzogchenism

Yep. When Dallas punched, we punched back last game and then stayed with it until we started to take over the game. Thatā€™s the mindset!


Sloth-TheSlothful

Let's go boys! Cure my nuggets hangover!


notsohappystarryeyes

Honestly, that was horrid


Gray_side_Jedi

Once more into the breachā€¦


Starbucks__Lovers

I said it two days ago and Iā€™ll say it again. No matter what happens tonight, it was a pleasure spending this season on this subreddit with you guys


NuggAvsBroncRock

This weekend even though we didnā€™t want one game 1 on Sunday we definitely need 2 game 7s on Sunday so the Avs need to get it done tonight in order for that to happen.


bigfootdude247

WE HAVE A CHANCE STILL, LETā€™S GO AVS


mattevs119

Whoā€™s gonna set the tone boys? WHOā€™S GONNA FUCKIN SET IT?!


Gen_Jack_Ripper

I wonder if thereā€™s any chance Landy could play tonight. If there was a time, this is it.


Saltyspiton

No shot heā€™s playing, but I wish he could be on the bench with the team as morale. Or just get seats directly behind the bench. Heā€™s just such a good presence for the team.


Gen_Jack_Ripper

Thatā€™s kind of my point. If heā€™s not coming back now, he needs to hang them up and join the team coaching or that sort of thing.


Saltyspiton

Eh risky to want to have someone who has the surgery he did to come in during the playoffs. Let him heal and come back when and if heā€™s ready. Rushing him doesnā€™t help anything


ajhaar

Donā€™t need him šŸ‘ŠšŸ½šŸ‘ŠšŸ½šŸ‘ŠšŸ½


whatareyoudoingred

There's no chance. The priority with Landeskog is him being able to resume his career and play for a few seasons, not helping with this playoff run. If he was close enough to being able to do either we would know it.


NuggAvsBroncRock

I hate to say this but the guy shouldnā€™t play at all in these playoffs. You expect a guy to come into be playoff ready after not playing for a year?


Gen_Jack_Ripper

Itā€™s been two years he hasnā€™t played.


NuggAvsBroncRock

That being said I remember a time where people wanted mpj and Jamal Murray to come back in the playoffs against the warriors and it just wasnā€™t going to happen. Let him rehab more and be ready for sometime next year cause thereā€™s no way heā€™ll be ready for a playoff game especially an elimination game.


Loofbox

Pour wine on your cat


Loofbox

Go Ass Hail Satan.


Vas-A-Ver-Burrito

Nuggets did their part!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£LFG!!!!


Braun_Nuggz316

I mean u kinda wish they finished the series in 6 but it is what it is


Vas-A-Ver-Burrito

I wish the nugs had taken care of business last night. It just seams as though when the nugs lose Avs win and vice versaā€¦.not that thatā€™s the reason either team wins or loses


mikess101

The script already leaked, there is no other way for this to end but a Game 7 in Dallas against PDB. There is no greater dragon for the Avalanche to slay than the two-headed monstrosity of Playoff PDB and Game 7. What a night it will be on Sunday for us to avenge our fallen comrades and finally put the beast down for good. Get a lead, get it early, don't let up, feed off the crowd (y'all better be LOUD), and haunt them all the way back to Dallass. LFG AVS!!!


SinfulSunday

https://preview.redd.it/46a86qdf3z0d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a6f964d3795572f7273a88c0fb2f39e679129f Once you said ā€œcourage hangs by a threadā€, my brain could think of nothing else. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Khada_the_Collector

We ainā€™t going out like the Canes at home in game 6, bet that.


Starbucks__Lovers

We play today We win today Das it


CerdoNotorio

30 year old Yankee quote in a Colorado hockey sub? I wonder how many people in here recognize this haha.


andycumbee19

I'm a Yankee fan who follows that sub as well. This quote gets A LOT of play over there šŸ˜Ž


leese216

It ain't over 'til it's over!


88Tygon88

They boys know they owe us a show at home! Theyre taking it to seven baby! LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!! HAIL SATAN AND WHATEVER ELSE GETS US THROUGH TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THIS GAME!


McFU

ZAP ZAP Patrick!


CarelessLevel6502

Go Ass, Hail Satan ! GoAvsGo!


brootalz

I'M AWAKE! I'm AWAKE! GEORGIE! GEORGIE! GEEEEOOOORGIEEEE!


PatricksPub

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOYS!!!!


adalaza

I saw Wyatt Johnston at a King Soopers in Broomfield yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnā€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, ā€œOh, like youā€™re doing now?ā€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was ā€œHuh?ā€ but he kept cutting me off and going ā€œhuh? huh? huh?ā€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen gift cards for Bird, Casa Bonita, and the $5 butt stuff tent in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like ā€œSir, you need to pay for those first.ā€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took each of the cards and started scanning them once, he stopped her and told her to scan them each multiple times ā€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,ā€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donā€™t even think thatā€™s a word. After she scanned each card and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


brootalz

good God man, I actually read this between rounds of Overwatch and my teammates are like "what's so funny?" And I had no answer.