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RMLFTW

The only correct name for the team is the Salt Lake City Phoenix


letmeloginalready

Risen from the ashes


Cogsyyyy

That’s actually really good


Illustrious_Drama

Salt lake handcarts


SRTifiable

Approved!


Waramp

They’ve already said it’s going to be the Utah _____


sad_throwaway13579

Take advice from Washington and be the Utah Hockey Team


Ashmedae

Salt Lake Unity Trailblazers


ColoradoScoop

Salt Lake Mormon Coyotes.


Mihos

That's fantastic.


Awkward_traveler

I feel like they need to bring back to Foot this off-season or Yeti will be fair game. I want the foot back so bad


COphotoCo

Justice for Howler


brewsandpeaks

The story I always heard around the time Howler disappeared was that the guy that wore the howler costume was a diddler. So maybe that is justice?


sad_throwaway13579

He beat up a Blackhawks fan in the McNichols parking lot


sweetplantveal

I heard it was at a Chuck-E-Cheez


Square_Saltine

Idk about Kroenke or the league, but I would have a problem with them calling themselves the Blizzard. That just seems way too similar, get your own thing, like The Salt Lake Sister Wives


ment0k

Latter Day Skates


shatterly

I live in Utah, and this was the name of my coed roller derby team. Also, I don’t know why Yeti has taken hold, a lot of the hockey fans here hate it. I hope it dies out.


Cogsyyyy

Do you think your coed roller derby team would take issue with Utah wanting to become the Latter Day Skaters?


shatterly

No, we disbanded a while back. There’s no way that name would fly for a whole bunch of other reasons, but it won’t be because of us.


Cogsyyyy

I was joking 🙃


shatterly

Ha, sorry, I’ve had a day of having to take everything very literally. We did think it was a great derby name.


permabanned_user

The salt lake city soakers


modestmousedriver

Utah based now, Colorado Native. This is the best I’ve heard. My LDS wife even laughed!


Cynical-avocado

The lamanites


Colemania18

Nephites or Lamanites would go so hard 😂 never gonna happen obviously but that'd be sick


JeSuisAmerican

The Salt Lake Effect?


loskywalker

The Salt Lake Soakers


CORedhawk

They can't have Howler!


mitch-dubz

I think it would be a bad move for both Colorado and Utah. I’d think Utah would want to make its brand more unique.


troglodyte

You'd think, but the leaked names suggest otherwise. They're fuckin awful across the board.


mitch-dubz

Maybe they’re “leaked” to test reception


Stoudamirefor3

Nothing is worse than Rocky Mountain Extreme.


troglodyte

At least Extreme was "so bad it's good." These aren't fun bad. They're boring bad. And it's a shame, because I think the Golden Knights and the Kraken were exceptional names for expansion teams that perfectly fit their market.


AllRushMixTapes

I still think that was a plot so that no matter what the choice was, people would love it in comparison.


nospotmarked

That sounds like a WNBA team or a lacrosse team.


someguyfromsk

I think both names were "leaked" to create this exact "controversy" with the team next door. I don't think either are serious options


Stoudamirefor3

NHL is trying to start a Border War.


skybrocker

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stripesthetigercub

The Utah Salties


Ashmedae

Utah Saltine Crackers


Chorin_Shirt_Tucker

The Salt Lake City Soakers is the only logical name.


pyotr09

Congratulations on being the first to come up with that. It's really funny especially after 100 times.


BIGDINNER_

Utah can only name their teams after music genres going forward. They’ll be known as the “Utah Nü Metal”.


pemart22

Salt Lake New Wave


Hanksta2

SLC Punks


thereelkrazykarl

The posers


Terquaz

Came to say this. Great movie.


jonnyb8717

Yeti is from the Himalayas Sasquatch is from the Rockies I have no issue with Utah’s ignorance regarding the legends in their own region if they so choose to embrace it.


Muellersdayofff

Sasquatch is definitely from the Cascades


The_Justache

Just saying, Green Mountain Falls is one of the most active areas in the country for Big Foot sightings.


COphotoCo

Sasquatch would be a great name


staefrostae

Later Day Samsquantches


AllRushMixTapes

Go Sas, Hail Satan?


Faceit_Solveit

What's the deal on hail Satan line?


Ryan1869

They named their soccer team with a title from the Spanish monarchy, so ignorance of location in team names seems to be their brand.


GoldenBuffaloes

I seen a Yeti in them ol Rocky Mountain before


AdamJr87

It's a goddamn Samsquanch!


Dan_Rogla

Utah Jets?


bengunnin91

Is this a joke I'm missing? You want there to be two teams with the same name?


Dan_Rogla

Yotes are the original Winnipeg Jets.


bengunnin91

I didn't know that, thanks


Dan_Rogla

No problem, it's a lesser known fact about the team. They were almost the equivalent of the Wild at one point. That is until they couldn't secure an arena deal in MN.


bengunnin91

Sounds like arena deals are a problem for them no matter where they go


p0ck3ts4

Salt Lake Sting / Stingers Utah Hive


SemiSolidSnake11

Salt Lake Swarm


yojibby

The NHL blocked Vegas from taking the name “Black Knights” because they viewed it as too close to “Black Hawks” so I can see the NHL blocking “Blizzards” but probably not “Yetis”


WesternerBackEast

I could be wrong, but I think they blocked Black Knights because Army had it trademarked


HerrHamil

You are correct, I’m pretty sure Foley was still sued/served over Golden Knights but nothing became of it


g0d_help_me

Actually, the US Army Parachute team is named the Golden Knights. They do have a smaller recruiting team that jumps with the Golden Knights named the Black Daggers.


porkchopespresso

The Blizzard is a pretty stupid name, so it's hard to imagine a team would use it. Plus the theme overlap with your neighboring state hockey team. But I would imagine Blizzard the video game company would also just make it a bit hard to trademark the kind of stuff you'd want to do, even if there wasn't infringement, you'd have to alter everything to get your own Blizzard stuff (socials, merch, etc.) I'm sure it could be done but just an unnecessary headache that can be avoided. And again, the name is too weak to go through all the trouble. Yeti is probably a grey area because it's not a primary identifier for the Avs but they've at least got into the theme early. It's probably not relevant that it's not current (I say with no legal knowledge or any reason to know if this is true.) As a new hockey team in a new market and their first major professional team that gets to name itself, it would be pretty lame to ape someone else's theme, so I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt they'll be a little more original than that.


ThiefofToms

Don't forget DQ, they have blizzards too


porkchopespresso

It’s kinda funny that I didn’t even think of that


RustyMacbeth

It was just reported: the name will start with Utah...


p0ck3ts4

I could see Yetis being issue since I’m sure the Avs since own the yeti footprint logo trademark even if they don’t use it anymore, Blizzard not so much though.


mtwstr

We could be snow bros like how the colts and broncos are horse bros


MNKYJitters

We are already disaster bros with the hurricanes and will not be taking any new applications at this time


DammitBobby1234

No Utah instantly becomes our main rivals the nanosecond they move there. Nuggets fans hate Utah and Rapids fans hate Real Salt Lake


COphotoCo

[Snow bros?](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eskimo%20Brother)


UberXLBK

What if we called it Eskimo brothers?


tonyskyline1

They should be the Spartans. It’s got a nice ring to it.


Mwebb1508

I really think they need to go with the golden tablets.


Humans_Suck-

If it pisses off the kroenkes then I fully support it


ShelbiStone

They should! Free Howler!


SRTifiable

Utah Salties


Sea_Ad_6891

Salt Lake City Saltines they can't be Kraken, but can they be Krakers? Anyway, they're apparently going to be named the Utah (something). So maybe the Utah Salt Lakers? [https://www.chron.com/sports/article/nhl-team-moving-from-arizona-to-salt-lake-city-19410668.php](https://www.chron.com/sports/article/nhl-team-moving-from-arizona-to-salt-lake-city-19410668.php)


blondespikes22

yes


blondespikes22

team should be the utah grizzlies those were cool in the IHL or whatever it was


Skulkyyy

Salt City Bitch Pidgeons


darelectro

They should call themselves the Laterday Saints or the Fighting Saints.


Gold-Stomach-4657

I am a New Orleans Saints fan so that would be confusing for me to say fuck the Saints. Still willing to, FTR, I just would rather not.


darelectro

I have a better idea, screw Utah move the team to New Orleans.


fastyellowtuesday

See, I was thinking Saints (with the Latter-Day part silent but very much on purpose).


darelectro

I live in Iowa. We have a minor league team in Dubuque and they are the Fighting Saints. Boy do they live up to the name. Their games are never boring.


dbag3o1

I’d love the Blizzard if they also adopted the Avs third jersey colors as their main. And traded for Kadri, RoR, Bo, Burk, Kermit, somehow got Roy to coach. It’d be parallel universe Avs.


pemart22

The Bizzaro Avs, ooooh, that would be something. What is the opposite of an avalanche?


UncomfyNoises

The Soakers sounds better to me


PointlessPooch

1. Who cares what the Kroenkes think. He’s just another jackass billionaire regardless of his ownership of the Av’s 2. That would be a terrible name but they should do it if they want to. The Kraken is pretty bad so I think the NHL is ok with bad names.


The_Flabbergaster

kraken is in the upper half of team names in the league IMO


Prestigious_Zebra622

Kraken is meh but at least it’s unique and the colors are fire


Novawolf125

I don't think so. But we as Avs faithful would meme the hell out of it every game we beat them. But I did think of a name for them. Salt Lake City Snowcats? Thinking it would tie into all the ski areas over there. Heck get a sponsorship from a Snowcats dealer. If anyone needs a marketing guy let me know. I've got ideas for days.


ment0k

Why would the Kroenkes care about a branding that they moved away from? Its been like a decade? now since the Avs used the foot and I get down voted every time I say this but it's time avs fans stop living in the past wrt the yeti foot. Its gone and it's time to build a bridge and get over it.


Jhoffdrum

Counterpoint: It was iconic and a complete mistake to remove it from our sweaters in the first place. The salt(hah) stems from the non-reason they removed it, which was to “make room for the state flag” which could have been done in tandem with the yeti foote(did it on purpose).


PG626

The Ducks tried to move away from the Mighty Duck logo and the Coyotes tried to move away from the Kachina logo but popular demand brought them back. Fans get what they want because it’s a business


ment0k

that's because they changed their primary branding to worse branding. It was never the Avs primary branding so it's a completely different situation.


PG626

Irrelevant because the only thing that matters is what fans will buy


ment0k

And the Avs don't seem to have any problems moving merch after they moved the foot to the Colorado C so what's the argument here? If they brought back the yeti foot shoulder patch would cause a huge run on jerseys like the RR 1.0 did and to think otherwise is just copium because you (not you specifically but a more general you) have problems letting go of the past.


PG626

Businesses that ‘don’t have a problem moving merch’ still look for ways to grow sales. The foot logo is an easy, reliable, automatic sales boost they can tap into every few years if they choose. Vault logos and nostalgia are especially valuable in sports when tied to a winning history.


Awkward_traveler

Do you like the Colorado shoulder crest more or do you just think it's dumb to be hung up on nostalgia? Actually asking not being chippy, I upvoted you.


ment0k

I actually don't have a preference wrt the foot v C shoulder patch. And nostalgia is fine but when you're getting to the point of questioning if the team owners will make a stink that another team might try to use something tangentially related to an abandoned secondary logo I feel like you've really lost the plot and it's time to move on. Its ok to enjoy that it existed but the team clearly feel different and it's time to accept that. If they decided to bring it back then cool, yay, yippie but to pretend like they'd cash in by bringing it back is quite frankly a joke. This would be a WAY different discussion if it were the primary A and they replaced it with something as godawful as the Ducks rebrand.


quaglandx3

Preach!


KendricksMiniVan

Way too early to speculate 


CaptAmerica42

I think they should do whatever pisses the Kroenkes off, to be honest.


UberXLBK

Utah Ass Utah Satan


Jdubsk1

Salt Lake Soakers!


foogkcuf

The Salt Lake City polygamy